Avenue Q- If You Were Gay

[mulgarid]

:fuckyeah:

[78moonbaby]

im singing this to my brother on his 16th b-day

[MeganSingzz]

XD LOVE IT!! this is me and my bffs best friend songXD

[XxSuperfantasticxX]

lol

[DJKrispyK]

Can't wait to do this in our districts competition

[anke9]

I believe this song and this musical is the reason I love gays so much. I was 9 or 10 when I first heard this song, I still know the lyrics, even though I didn't really understand what the song meant xD

[Ascending567]

I neeeeeeed to make a Gerard and Mikey Way amv of this.

[amandilutt]

@Ascending567 hahaha, the number of fans who like both my chemical romance AND THIS is DISTURBINGLY HIGH!

[BaileeIsAwesome18]

@GLEENCIS Ikr!? I thought it was when I first heard it on my tv ! Lol

[Zeredek]

:3

[Keymikkel]

I always sing the first verse of this song whenever one of my friends makes a comment that could misunderstood as homosexual. It's so much fun :D

[briankelly130]

@Keymikkel

Well it's certainly more entertaining then "No Homo"

[obsessivemuch17]

I'MNOTGETTINGDEFENSIVE! XD

[Wolfzwhisper]

nikki : HI ROD!

rod: hi nikki -.-'

 you can feel the irritation coming to you through the screen

[Ch3lseaArroyo]

My freinds dad was in the musical

[Kadeer03]

Some kids at my school performed this at our talent show :) It was epic :)

[coco25556cpvideos]

55 people are gay

[Loof42]

@coco25556cpvideos And that's completely fine, and we should respect their sexuality.

[LeUmoq]

@coco25556cpvideos If they are, what's wrong with that?

[coco25556cpvideos]

@LeUmoq  Gosh! It was just a joke. and I meant the dislikes.

[justcallmeSven]

@coco25556cpvideos

We know.

[GLEENCIS]

this sounds like Kermit! and the other guy sounds like Roach from STARSHIP by starkidpotter

[LjMaz95]

55 insane people in the world disliking this.....

[Xenonthehedgehog8]

This song has Fai and Kurogane written all over it

[MapleDemonSlayer]

i came here vegeta's if you were gay'

[arceus121121]

Kermit?

[Theboxofme]

@arceus121121 Wrong this is Nicky singing and he is a spoof of Ernie from Sesame Street

[EmbeeVocaloid02]

BEST SONG EVER

*puts on iPod*

[HootingHard]

This is the funniest shit in the world

[marshallmathers360]

<333 I love Avenue Q!!

[Zutara4eva12]

LOL It's so hilarious because my grandpa is exactly like rod (except he's not gay!) and my grandma is exactly like nicky! So whenever I hear this song I laugh my ass off :P

[Meusaque]

this was in SO many finfiction! i always wanted to hear it! thanks for the vid!

[emwinslimshady]

haha gaysssssssssssssssssssssssssss­sssss

[flowerlullaby]

gaga was right. you were just born that way

[theamazingrenabop]

i sung this to my gay best friend

...and he sung along ;D

[Emothehedgehog997]

@theamazingrenabop XD you too huh?

[xgoodix]

ATTENTION EVERYONE

Interpol is actively looking for 2:30, it suddenly disappeared and can't be found. Please contact your nearest police center if you have information about this lost second !

[dylanporter13]

i sung this to my friend and he fliped and he was reading :3

[mcf7022]

Just got the avenue Q music book turned straight to this page!!!

[franko12ist]

@mcf7022 How ironic.. " STRAIGHT to this page" :p

[mcf7022]

@franko12ist lol that had me in stitchs!

[Ghostlyghostgamer]

Everytime a homophobe enters an internet conversation with me, I link them to this song and lol while I wait for them to respond.

[m1l3spr0w3r77]

I think it's hilarious how many homosexuality debates are going on in the comments. What fags.

[fromNick2Rapidz]

haha awesome song I'm not gay but I have no problem with fags, some are still nice, others go too far towards me but most are nice:)

Good compliment to gays

[pilchard96]

@fromNick2Rapidz How ignorant are you.... I know you have good intentions, but most gay guys find 'fag' an offensive word as it is often used in a hateful/offensive way. And I doubt that gay guys go 'too far towards to you' more than you, or your average guy, does to women.

I do admire you for being open minded about it, but what you said there is the equivalent of saying 'I'm not black but I have no problem with n*ggers/c*ons/etc.

[fromNick2Rapidz]

@pilchard96

Hmm that makes sense, what I just plainly mean I have this gay guy in my school and he's like REALLY gay, not in a wrong way just funny. And most people are like "Eww he's gay." yet I keep telling them to stfu.

Being different isn't wrong. And no I don't go too far towards women, I respect women and I'm nice towards them.

[pilchard96]

@fromNick2Rapidz There you go again!

Please don't think I'm being harsh on you, the fact you are open to homosexuality is encouraging, but the fact you say 'not in a wrong way', implying being gay is wrong.... its kinda counter-productive :)

[fromNick2Rapidz]

@pilchard96 With "not wrong" I meant the gay guy that overacts like a dramaqueen, lol.

It's not wrong just a bit annoying I guess. I have a mathmatics teacher which is Extremely gay.

I like him though, no problems with him but when he overacts gayly.. that's annoying.

Just like when I would act tough you would think: pfft... another toughguy.

No offense ofcourse.

[nintendogfreak171]

my friend sings this to me at school.

[ligiatam]

XD! I was walking today with my frainds and i was singing this song when a group of kids walked behind us. when i was singing "that im am gay" one of the kids joined me and said "but im not gay" XD

we were looking each other like ,WTF?!

and his friends didnt understood whats happening! so funny....

[petersword26]

My anthem =D



[vegatabletarian]

IM NOT GETTING DEFENSIVE :)

[TheAdrianananana]

but, I'm not gay...

[zerox144]

50 people are homophobes.

[ZwatStudios]

Haha "what you do in bed with other guys"

Was this a real muppet song

[mcrfreak94]

@ZwatStudios Uh-no.

[annaleeaawebshow]

@ZwatStudios No, its from a broadway play called "Avenue-Q" They do use puppets for some of the characters including the ones who sing in this song, but its not related to the muppets at all.

[jellywillreturn]

@ZwatStudios

It's a parody. Not official.

[ninjaskaters3]

50 people are gay

[kellybundy1000]

I love Rod! I can see how he feels, poor dear. I like Avenue Q - it's great to have something that you can enjoy so much and makes you think at the same time. Comedy is the best way to find answers to problems - it all comes so natural...

PS I love Fantasies come true!!!

[omgitspiexd]

is it just me or does the time go from 2:29-2:31 in one second? LOL

[jdhale15]

@omgitspiexd Not just you lol

[SuperWomenMaddam]

@omgitspiexd is does o.o holy crap

[ToasterknowsALL]

I want to sing this to someone :D

[mawaa95]

@ToasterknowsALL I sung this to my gay bestfriend, she almost died :))

[Cootiebug714]

I'm gay... HOORAY! 

[GoldenToraToraChan]

I LOVE this song XDDD

[heroesandcons09]

I think I need to sing this to this foreign exchange student who's living with my family.

[Fluteplayinghuru285]

I would SO sing this for the talent show ;D

[amberholguin1]

Love it :)

[TheMusicObsessedGirl]

If you were Bi, that would be okay, too! :3

[DeathChefwc3]

Why did I trust what I was linked to?

WTF

[TheSwinePrincess]

This is the perfect song for today seeing as it's National Coming Out Day!! :)

[larixi1]

@TheSwinePrincess lol fags



[MuzicRox16]

@larixi1 lol ur a pig princess thats a bit worse dont you think?

[cassienovafaith]

This is freaking awesome! Makes me proud to be gay. :)

[lilmisstennant]

Haha this is brilliant! I really need to see this musical!

[Pence0503]

this was the first thing tht i thought whenmy friend confeced tht he was bi-sexual

[havoc697]

Sung this in PSHE

[TechGrenade]

God I love being a brony, Fucking ponies everywhere! The video response, this is awesome.

Huh...I hope that's not supossed to imply something...am I missing a joek or something?

[dlausactor6373]

@TechGrenade It implies that Rainbow Dash is lesbian.

[TheMoonPower]

Performing a Hetalia skit to this. >:3

[yaoiluv99]

@TheMoonPower

You're more awesome than Prussia.

[ninjb42]

@cherubicnerd no, Jim Henson had nothing to do with it. It's very real, and won a bunch of Tony's in '04

[cherubicnerd]

is this real? did jim henson have anything to do with this?

[cherubicnerd]

what have i stumbled upon? funny and weird. not the homosexuality but kermit singing it. is this real? did jim henson have anything to do with this?

[ImmaThatGuy]

Ponies in the video responses. Um... win?

[SextingtheMusical]

Hi!

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<3 sextingthemusical

[QueenGwenaloid1]

I love this xD

[OptimusPrimeVoice]

1:30 Nicky, I am Trying to read this "FUCK" ! .

[runedude65]

Gay acceptance rates just went up by 40%

[ReflexEight]

The "Q" looks like it was copied from the Q-Dance logo.

[StarkidMaddy92]

I am gay and when I came out to my mom she sang me this song

[thedudsonette]

@StarkidMaddy92 lol

WAIT WHAT?! i love starkid :D redvines go!

[KameronAnemone]

@StarkidMaddy92 That's awesome. I love your mom.

[AsaandYusuke]

@StarkidMaddy92 You're mother is God.

[mudpups12]

IF YOU DONT FREAKING CARE THEN WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT WHAT HE HAD FOR LUNCH! Still love this though! 

[cheeseball187]

So I went on this online game website with a hellofalotta gays and bisexuals, so I decided to mess with them by saying:

"I am horny russian bisexual midet girl want to have virtual sex with me and have 3 way"

xDD

[AverageWizard100]

I was I was a boy so I could sing this at ITS convention with someone!

[Shweety423]

Lol the guy in the beginning sounds like meowth from pokemon xD

[HowlingWolf518]

Because of this song, I finally told my mom that I was gayBUT I'M NOT GAY.

[MeatballHead22]

the guys in the beginning sound like bert and ernie



[ELcapalla2]

@MeatballHead22 They're suppose to. 

[ayates182]

Hell yes.

[JonathonWilder]

A funny song though parts of the lyrics are false statements.

[DumbledoresArmy101]

My buddie and I are singing this at a highschool conference about accepting homosexuality, so pumped! I

[AverageWizard100]

@DumbledoresArmy101 Hey. Love that idea. And your username. Win.

[fiction27fanatic]

L:DL

[TheNerdTopia]

47 people were never able to read Broadway Musicals of the 1940s...

[jennxpenn21]

lol

[alyssarocks247]

If you were gay~!

[XxLiyahSoFweshxX]

@alyssarocks247 I'd shout HOORAYY!! :D

[nrb9020]

46 people are gay

[AeroCodex]

So, they have two guys talking about theoretical gay relationships.

And then they put it on Broadway.

whaaaat.

[ranelproductions]

I play this song in my car every time I drive through San Francisco.

[YummyRibs24]

@ranelproductions Hahahahahahaha!!

[AbdilainesBlackMagic]

<3

[elbruces]

They finally got married in New york today.

[gurlpower4ever]

46 people are gay o.O

[ScottLieksMudkipz]

@gurlpower4ever

Im gay and I liked it so im not sure where your logic comes from.

[gurlpower4ever]

@ScottLieksMudkipz  its a joke, btw

[ScottLieksMudkipz]

@gurlpower4ever

Ok, still pointing that out

[gurlpower4ever]

@ScottLieksMudkipz kk

[Topigot]

This.

I love this song waaaaay too much.

Totally going to sing this to my group of friends to intentionally become looked at as a dumbass. 8D Awesome.

[zanecreations]

WHAT YOU DO IN BED WITH GuYS!

[GlambaciousHermi1]

hehehehh :3

[shedog100]

is it in bad taste that i sing this to my boyfriend

[bombergaler]

@shedog100 no cause he should try harder to not lose you :)

[xXOwlCityismylifeXx]

@shedog100 You just gave me the BEST idea ever. :D

[TrentL368]

@shedog100 lol



[glassthroughmyheart]

@shedog100 Not at all. I do it too XD

[ladyodessasilvererg]

@shedog100

lmao Yeah. I sing it to my husband so don't feel bad XD "But he's not gay" (<-------sung in tune of course :P )

[gtamythmaster43]

@shedog100

If you are a girl, a little bit.

[pokamonmaster1997]

im gonna do this with my friend in my choir class(we have to perform a snippet from any musical)

[mnisprite]

I saw Avenue Q last night, IT WAS SO FUNNY XDDD

[shadowclock13]

@mnisprite :O Lucky!

[RWstunts]

@mnisprite i saw em in may, they were FANTASTIC!!!

[Randimizedmindme]

1,889 are gay 44 people are lesbians

[ValkyreMoon]

@Randimizedmindme I'm lesbian and I love this song.

[zeitgeist129]

I am going to sing this to everyone I know. Since, you know, no one believes I am gay. It is almost funny. Hmmm...I wish they could see my thoughts (use imagination).

[LelouchLamperouge78]

I'm not gay but i wish i was just to sing it to my parents! :D

[bombergaler]

@LelouchLamperouge78 ... my friend and i both sing this and were not gay

[LelouchLamperouge78]

@bombergaler ahah i'm not gay and i sing it too, it was a joke. :P

[bombergaler]

@LelouchLamperouge78  i still do sing it to my parents and i am straight

[smacker261]

@LelouchLamperouge78 still doesnt mean u cant sing it as only as you say "i'm not Gay"

[LelouchLamperouge78]

@smacker261 omg i know lol

[HomicidalTeddei]

@LelouchLamperouge78

god i love your username, can i marry you zero? 

[LelouchLamperouge78]

@HomicidalTeddei sure :D

[DrowVoid]

@LelouchLamperouge78 well its not 2 late to turn gay 0_0

[lieveh1]

@00001jon

isn't that a little harsh?

The song is about that it's nothing to be ashamed about, but to call them gay/queers?

But I admit, it was funny!

[sharnii2]

@lieveh1 We call ourselves by the terms Gay and Queer, so there's no offence there. :) Yes, there's still a negative connotation on those words by people who use it as an insult...but the words are identifying terms, and hey, let's make them more positive!

[lieveh1]

@sharnii2

I was just a little mopey when I wrote that comment.

But you're right! I am already trying to make it a positive word. But all the things I say with gay/queer are mostly 'Omdg, is he queer, he's so cute!'

[emopinata12345]

What's sad is, Rod and I share the same taste in books. hahaha My friends and I did this in the form of a flash mob for a drama club project. Needless to say, we aced it. :)

[crunchikoola]

One day, I am going to sing this to someone :D

[Demariusist]

@crunchikoola i sung it to my Advisory in my freshman year and Howard told me i fucked my whole high school life....HEY I HAVE A SOCIAL DIESASE...but not for the song: its pretty much forgotten among the upcoming Juniors but im gonna rack some memories (bad ones in fact) one day :)

[PaladinKenny1]

@Demariusist that's just pure awesome, lol.

[crunchikoola]

@Demariusist You are full of brilliance. I don't care if you have a disease! Hey, so do I :D I'm sure someone will bring it up at your wedding :D

[Demariusist]

@crunchikoola Thank you very much...youre awesome too! Hell, we ALL are brilliant :D

[crunchikoola]

hey, guess what, I'M GAY! But I'm not gay :D

[Rejectedcardboard]

After this video i got the courage to tell my parents i was gay!, But im not gay! =)

[omgBreakingDawn]

Someone has deflection issues...

[FairyPLAK]

*DROLLLSS

ROFL

[oblivousfromreality]

My name is Nicki, so when I came out, everyone sent me this song. XD

[LondonOpiate]

43 people are pissed about NY state =D

[bfflilly9]

i sang this to my friend who has never heard this song before said "um r u hinting at something?"

me "if it where meee i would be ok to say that i am gay BUT IM NOT GAY"

her "umm u sure about tht?"

me "yes"

[Dualwieldingroxas]

Straight, gay, and bisexual people all singing this with random bypassers thinking they're gay ftw... love my friends xD

[baanana199928]

Thumps up if you know all the song!!

[stitchz123]

SO WAT SHOULD IT MATTER TO ME WAT YOU DO IN BED WITH GUYS!!!!!!!!

rich pure rich ahhahhahah

[lkafjkakjf333]

I listened to this song at least 20 times... But I'm not gay.

[ben5906]

it is 3d audio

too

[ben5906]

43 ppl are gay :L

[TheNatkidd]

I think that gay guy that Nicky was talking about is Rod himself. Maybe that's why he was going a little bit crazy with Nicky when they were having the conversation in the beginning.

[linkinpark4512]

ME:43 people are gay

43 PEOPLE:we are not gay

ME:if you were gay

43 PEOPLE: AGH!!!!!!