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  • This is gayer than Hovind himself........FAIL

  • "Stealing taxes"? How can you steal something that has always been rightfully your's?

  • alls IDiots should be in prison with Kent

  • They should dub on Hovind's voice at 2:03. lol

  • creation vs evolution . freeforums. org

  • Creationists have thair own version of wiki.

  • It is not surprising that those who oppose this man are so hateful in spirit and self-righteous in their indictment of a decent and Godly man. He had legitimate reasons for his rejection of unconstitutional taxes. Are those that mock him pro taxes from an illegitimate Federal Reserve Bank that is owned by off-shore criminal Elites or its non governmental collection agency the IRS?

  • @dyingtodeath Does he also have legitimate reasons for misrepresenting himself as a high school science teacher when he has absolutely no qualifications to teach the subject and actually just taught Creationist Theories in private Baptist schools. He's just a preacher who pretends that his nonsense theories are science based. I pity any of his students who wish to pursue a career in non Bible based scientific research which accounts for most research in that field.

  • Hovind's doctorate was in "Christian Education" from the Patriot Bible University which is not accredited by any recognized accreditation agency. He has no scientific qualifications. His dissertation has no title, no TOC, outlines 16 chapters but contains only 4, has no bibliography, and is full of errors such as "geological epic" for "geological epoch", and "centrifical force" for "centrifugal force". It contains no original research, the basis on which a PhD is supposed to be awarded.

  • Kent Hovind's greatest achievement was providing the inspiration for this song.

  • I love the dancing animation.

  • lulz

  • inafter butthurt creatards. :3

  • @vspqbd butthurt ? Yeah, the little name his jail companion gave to Kent.

  • Where can I get this on CD?

  • “Горе вам, смеющимся ныне, ибо восплачете”, – говорит Господь (Лк. 6, 25)

  • @DeevesPankoff i know right?

  • @MrToBeEvil it's easy if you open your eyes

  • Блаженны плачущие, ибо они утешатся.

  • im sorry but i love his dance

  • The sad truth is he probably doesn't believe any of the crap he spouts, he's just taking fools for their money. He probably isn't getting raped, he's most likely selling his arse for hard cash, if he can find any takers that is.

  • Come on, I think he's a major league douche, but he hasn't actually done anything to warrant rape, or the jokes about it.

  • /watch?v=tnb_pmRDpqU&feature=r­elated

  • ya FUCK kent hovind this video makes me happy, justice is being served

  • Awesome video! I like the production value of the tune as well. Nice work!

  • science kill bamby

  • Ebrainiac1

    simpler and more complex eyes, what does that have to do with anything I said?

    Thank you for telling me there are more complex nervous systems than humans, you failed to say where Id see these nervous systems and eyes.

    and you failed by giving a valid arguement, did you even read what you wrote?

    LOL

    evolutionists crack me up.

    Try making sense.

  • this is lies monkey lover

  • @eddygoombah

    Worst argument I've ever heard.

    Omg lol

    Thanks for the laugh.

  • You look at a painting and think "Wow, this must have been a great artist.

    Same with life.

  • @sniperfire3063

    Paintings don't reproduce with variation.

    There is no natural phenomenon which produces paintings.

    Your argument is invalid.

  • @Eye2EyeIIIV

    Exactly. Get off your chair and go out side.

    Not only is it Chance evolution is dependent on. Its 10 to 0 chance.

    Look at the human eye, Look at the way we hear things, the way we can touch, taste.

    water, snow, The way we need water to live. There are signs all around us, REALLY think about this. THINK about it.

    And now think about how we think.

    To many coincidences for me to believe some rubish called evolution.

  • "biological evolution is dependent on chance"

    Natural selection is the farthest thing from chance.

    "look at the human eye"

    There are simpler, more complex, less effective, and more effective eyes than the human eye.

    "look at the way we hear, touch, and taste"

    There are nervous systems simpler, more complex, less effective, and more effective than the human nervous system.

    The appearance of the previous stages of the biological evolution of all of these correlates to all known trees of descent.

  • @Ebrainiac1 Natural selection, SELECTS, it doesn't create any new structures, so how can natural selection cause evolution?

  • @micah1116

    Hence mutation, the OTHER mechanism of biological evolution. You know, the errors that occur during meiosis or DNA replication.

    The gene pool is the product of mutation.

    (From Wikipedia): Evolution is the product of two opposing forces: processes that constantly introduce variation in traits, and processes that make particular variants become more common or rare.

    Case closed.

  • This is got to be one of the most offensive videos on youtube. lol bravo.

    On another note...

    I've watched alot of Kent Hovinds videos.

    And I must say he practically proves evolution is a scientific fake.

    Now I have a very difficult time believing there is a God and ect.

    And I wouldn't call myself a Christian

    But evolution is the most ignorant,

    useless, most fantasy driven story I have ever heard. And the fact that there are so many peon brained individuals that believe it... Just...

    Amazes me.

  • @sniperfire3063

    that's right... modern biology is a fantasy.

    try not to take an antibiotic next time you have an infection. I would hate for you to be a hypocrite since you don't believe in evolution

  • Terrible video but you know what, Kent Hovind, all real Christians, and I forgive you, with love

  • Take this lying video off now.

  • @Eye2EyeIIIV

    nope... and I love how you call this a lying video when you are a young earth creationists... the epitome of delusion and deception..

    well done

  • I've studied it all the time. A lot of atheists tend to lie to make their worldview seem intellectual.

    "Today the tables r turned. The modified, but still characteristically Darwinian theory has itself become an orthodoxy, preached by its adherents with religious fervor, & doubted, they feel, only by a few muddlers imperfect in scientific faith."

    - M. Green

  • @ eddygoombah

    Haven't u at least try watching Hovind's College Board? I've literally watched all that this smart man's videos, & he's basically answered a lot of ur liberal questions.

    ...But u can't fool me. The state u're now already proves to me that you had no interest in going any further in watching his seminar series.

    It is not good to hear a little bit, not listen, & still think the Bible's an error, otherwise.

    PS: It'd be better to get off ur chair and try looking at the evidence.

  • @Eye2EyeIIIV

    how is science liberal or not? Science is objective with no political sway... the fact you even think this way shows that you have very little understanding of science.

  • @Eye2EyeIIIV you can't even copy past correctly....

    you accidentally pasted #1 and #2 here, but pasted #3 and #4 on my video... no wonder all your comments get flagged. you're nothing but a troll

  • but OMG the werld is ending in 2012 so hes being released to nothingggg

  • @Yaylin2

    interesting, I deserve to be killed because you think my video is immature.  how very christian

  • @eddygoombah

    Yaylin2 might be able to loophole you in as an unruly child (since we all are children of someone). That's a stonin'. Or maybe (s)he's get you on the first commandment. That's a stonin'. You drew Jesus, making a graven image. That's a stonin'. I could go on.

    All in all, yes, VERY Christian!

  • @Yaylin2

    care to say that to my face?

  • so much of the good morals from the bible.

  • Excellent!

  • He'll get out 2015. Stop getting your panties in a bunch and keep your fucking skirt on.

  • It's funny people use the tax argument against Kent Hovind, even though the IRS is completely illegal and unconstitutional, and there is absolutely no law anywhere that requires you to pay your taxes...Watch 'Freedom to fascism'...Technically we could go get him out of jail, and we should...They just tried to shut him up because of how many people he was educating...Though I'm sure he is winning souls in there also...

    ~ Josiah-David ~

  • Amen to that

  • One. No it isn't.

    And Kent Hovind is a fucktard.

  • @Eye2EyeIIIV

    That is funny. Yet another one of the 3 million myths about federal income taxes. Try that one in court.

    Google 16th amendment. And yes..it was ratified.

  • rofl'd hard

  • God says man has a heart problem.I believe God,not the finite mind of man.

    Jeremiah 17:9 The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?

  • Yeah, except that Bible of yours was written by man.

  • God says different.Should I believe you or God?

    2 Timothy 3:16 (King James Version) 16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

  • LOL so I should believe in your god because of the bible which I know is from a god because the book god says it is... WOW you don't see how that's a circular argument?

  • Could it be that you are the one that doesn't see?

  • Your phrasing seems to suggest that GOD is all knowing. If he KNEW Man was going to take the apple from the snake, and for that matter that the snake was there (and Adam and Eve were innocents with the minds of children) then why did he do all that?

    If we are a failed creation, how is that OUR fault? You don't blame the CAR if its built wrong, you blame the manufacturer.

  • obviously vrghiks was created with a small brain so it's not his fault. His god is a piece of shit.

  • @zippydebrain There is a part of the Bible which talks about how God gave people over to reprobate minds. That is the part of Adam and Eve etc biting the apple. This is Metaphoric and Illustrates how Sin came into the world. Remember that without Sin there is no Death. If he didn't give his creations over to a reprobate mind he would never be able to determine the wheat from the tares.

  • @JamesRideout123 IT doesn't change a thing. Rationalization.

    If we fail we fail, no argument there. The problem is that so does he in every possible way. Now for a fallible mortal to fail is not unexpected, but for an omniscient creator to fail so spectacularly is something else.

  • @zippydebrain He doesn't fail on purpose he gives people over to reprobate minds to determine the wheat from the tares in order to show him who will glorify him and who will not glorify him. It's all about worship. You either worship the real God or the Sun God (Lucifer) Lucifer (Sun of the Morning). In ancient traditions people used to instead worship and praise the Sun and not God. This is called false idol worship. A.k.a American Idol. Idol worship.

  • @JamesRideout123 =This is called false idol worship. =

    And yet GOD has never provided a single piece of convincing evidence that any reasonable person could conclude PROVES god exists.

    God has never turned up in modern times to tell anyone anything, except a few people individually, and always in a way that looks EXACTLY like he might be just a crazy person.

    On the other hand, we have a GOD that sets us up to fail, and then acts surprised and gets angry when we do, even by your standards.

  • @zippydebrain I'm not going to totally disagree with you there. He does appear that he sets us up to fail.

  • @zippydebrain God gave man a gift called free choice. So It was there choice to disobey Him.

  • Sorry about typos, write comments on a smart phone.

  • Ah I so love it when these high and mighty religious leaders fall so far. Thanks to guys like Hovind, Haggard, and many many more us Atheists look a little better all the time. See ya in 2015 "Dr." Hovind. Did he get his doctorate from Liberty Unoversity?

  • What the fuck is going on? Has this video been hit by creationist pricks? The down-thumbing on the comments of reason and intelligence is obscene!

  • To prove my hypothesis that people like Hovind are actually destroying christianity, consider that the people who believe his anti-science BS are probably already brainwashed. Hovind probably isn't winning too many educated converts to christianity with his anti-science approach.

    Anyway, I hope these fucktards keep it up and completely destroy christianity, islam, and the whole god myth.

  • I think it's funny that fucktards like Hovind are unwittingly destroying christianity instead of preserving it and winning converts. A few years ago, I was a christian who also accepted the theory of evolution. While watching TV with my mom, I realized she rejected evolution because she believed the creation tale in the Bible. I tried to explain that evolution was a fact, but she didn't believe me. While trying to show my mom all the evidence, I began to question dogma and my own belief in god.

  • preach it. Ameriaca is not a christain country (treaty of tripoli article 11) and Roger williams the founder of Rhode Island had been saying the church state tie was unethical for years before the rest of the colonies wised up.

  • Well techinicly it did get and up date from King James and most scholars belive that a good majority of what is today founding the bible was written about 300 A.D. But you are right it is out dated

  • Bad animation, bad song, not funny, and plain ol' full of lies. But, enjoy being closed minded people. As long as you get your kicks, aye?

  • Where on EARTH do you guys get the CRAZY idea that 'Kent Hovind is getting raped in jail'!? Literally, those are lies—ALL of it!

    What is basically happening: Brother Hovind is only sitting in jail, writing letters, probably sharing the Gospel with others in there (probably just about has converted the whole prison), and is yet to GET OUT! (A lot like what happened to the Apostle Paul when he was imprisoned several times.)

  • @Eye2EyeIIIV

    "Where on EARTH do you guys get the CRAZY idea that 'Kent Hovind is getting raped in jail'!?"

    Well, one can always hope :)

  • @Eye2EyeIIIV =Literally, those are lies—ALL of it! =

    Nobody insists that it is true. If it is true, one cannot help but have some sympathy for him..some. But then one remembers what a self righteous dick he is and the idea doesn't bother us as much.

    This video is not arguing anything at all. It is making fun of the man. If you want a reasoned argument supporting why he is regarded with such contempt by the rational world look elsewhere. Potholer54debunks is a good starting point.

  • @Eye2EyeIIIV

    Well,Eye2Eye - I posted a reply at your video. So , how come I haven't had a response from you yet? Afraid of a dissenting comment? What a pussy....

  • @Eye2EyeIIIV "and is yet to GET OUT! (A lot like what happened to the Apostle Paul when he was imprisoned several times.)" LOL

  • @Eye2EyeIIIV Let's bring back crucifiction, just for Kent, so he can be exactly like Saul.

  • @Eye2EyeIIIV He'll get out of jail as gay as Ted Haggard...

  • If evolution were true, we would have about 150,000 people per square inch. The population appears to have started with a few people a few thousands years ago, evolution says the population stayed at around 50,000 for millions of years, that's not the way populations grow. All you do is critisize Kent in this video, but have no rebuttal to his claims and no evidence for evolution. Typical angry evolutionists when someone threatens their world view.

  • f evolution were true, we would have about 150,000 people per square inch.

    No, moron. If anything is true it's impossible to have 150,000 per square inch!

  • It's a song, not a debate!

    If you were open to rational thought you would realise every single claim of Kent Hovind's relies on faulty logic and misconceptions.

    ie. a stalactite has grown on leaky plumbing in a few years, therfore all stalactites formed in a short time and the world is young.

    a) they formed under very different conditions

    b) nobody said that paticular stalactite was around at the beginning of the universe. It only gives a minimum age of the earth, not a maximum.

  • LOL....LOL where in the world do u even get 100,000-250,000....how do u know when humans first "appeared"? were u there??lol... GOD SAYS,"IN THE BEGINNING GOD CREATED THE HEAVENS AND EARTH," WHICH WAS NO MORE THAN 7,000 YRS AGO...AND NO,I WAS NOT THERE WHEN GOD CREATED ADAM AND EVE..BUT I BELIEVE WHAT GOD SAYS HAPPENED,AND WHEN IT HAPPENED...

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  • Again its the pathetic EVOLUTIONISTS who have their heads buried like a bunch of cowards.....and if u think that hell is the best thing for people....im very scared for you...its ETERNITY..of burning...weeping,nashing of teeth,and being stuck there FOREVER...once a person goes there,..its too late....

  • Again you are way off the mark. You can't even read the dictionary your head is so far in the sand.

    Science by definition is a system of acquiring knowledge. Scientists are the ones doing the acquiring. Acquiring knowledge is the opposite of putting your head in the sand, so therefore scientists and those who except and pursue scientific interests and literature research are the furthest from having there head in the sand.

  • According to biblical literalism, suffering etc is due to free will - that of lucifer and our own. Therefore it follows that, in order for heaven to be free from suffering, free will would not be possible there.

    As far as I can tell, it seems that hell would be a much more interesting place to be: at least I'd still be me!

  • Wait what? Were are you getting your facts from???

  • The rebuttal is that he applied the current, post-industrial rate of population growth to pre-agricultural, pre-historic , pre-homo sapien times. A monumentally absurd error.

  • @micah1116

    Yep im sooo threatend by cerationists who DONT seem to relize that the HUMAN population growth rate IS NOT constant. Before the advent of the industrial age there was very little growth in the human population.

    Besides, 50,000 for millions of years? 150,000 people per square inch? , where do you get your figures from?

  • @RandomSnot I didn't say it was constant, but it's not logical to say the population stayed at around 5,000 for millions of years, populations don't grow like that.

  • Here is a bit of the latest letter, I found, produced by Kent Hovind in federal prison:

    "They still won't let my wife visit so please pray for this as well. I do feel a little like Job these days. :) God has been good. I'm rested, in shape, tan, well-fed, sage, and real ready to get back out preaching! Jesus is coming soon so keep going full blast!" :)

  • free thought express? yea rite

    kh go to jail because of his "free thought express"

    again, fuck you freethoughtexpress

  • fuck you freethoughtexpress

  • I will make a video about about how freethoughtexpress is a fucktard because his views are different than mine.

    But no one will watch it, because no one gives a shit about eddiegoomba, chrisboe4eva or freethoughtexpress.

  • will i see this guy have 5 stars so i guss a lot of people DO give a shit about him.

    he have all the right to do so and so do u have all the right to make a video about ur views. just be sure that just as people criticized this video there are those who will criticize yours.

  • nice

  • Meh, kinda catchy but I don't really like the video that much.

  • Why do you not like the video much?

  • Well, I would be among the first to agree that Kent deserves to be reprimanded both socially and legaly for the things that he's done and the lies he's told, I find this kind of critisism to be rather crass and juvinile. Although, I won't lie, I do end up humming this tune for several minutes after watching the video. It's just too damn catchy.

  • Sometimes, people will believe your shit even if you got your degree from a cereal box.

  • lol athiests do stuff like this but when thay debate him thay get owned

  • Hahahaha the maker of that video is so full of anger! Thank you kent!

  • actually the maker of the video is so full of cheerios and coffee...

    nope.. no room for anger sorry...

  • Currently, he's probably not teaching much because he's in Federal prison for tax fraud.

    And you are incorrect, his abysmal ignorance of science is the issue.

  • Nope its against science.

  • The world will become a darker place in 2015

  • Rape Kent for FREE Day?!

    Wow, hilariously graphic.

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  • accually no one likes him cuz he lies to people and steals their money

  • /watch?v=BKmdIdQg3Ks

    Extra PS: Just because the MAJORITY is cussing and swearing and disliking Kent Hovind, that doesn't make them right.

  • If you're referring to the scientific community, it's actually roughly 99.9%.

  • But a couple of hundred years of published research by qualified biologists, chemists, geologists, and physcists DO make him wrong, and clearly highlight that he is also a buffoon, an ass, and a huckster.

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  • I hope that Creationist bastard gets ass fucked by every inmate he encounters. Lets see if he believes in God after that!

  • wow. best video on youtube.

  • Wait, you mean to tell me that the answer to H20 isn't Jesus?

  • Okay Claire here is one for you. Perhaps you don't really understand thermodynamics, but here goes. Please, tell me by what means the 1st protoplasmic blobs of pre-life harnessed energy for work to be done. And that opens up a huge can. How did these blobs live without a cell membrane. Also, what made the 1st energy harnessing mechanism that these blobs used? Here is one you might like. What is the story "The Fall of the House of Usher" about? Good luck... love... The Stick...

  • try watch?v=XhWds7djuWo; perhaps it will help you with your misconceptions.

  • Here's another to help you out of your creationist slough of despond: watch?v=v8nYTJf62sE and ask Potholer54 to help you understand. I'm sure he would love to.

  • In short, only someone utterly ignorant of sedimentology and what flood deposits actually look like could maintain that the roughly 1.8 kilometers of varied sedimentary layers of rock in the Grand Canyon could have been formed by a single flood event, then eroded by the same event. Utter bollux, like I said.

  • And just in case it wasn't obvious to YOU, you just got pwned.

  • What is so sad JG, is that atheists don't even know that they are following. They really do think that they are free thinking!! Sad..... God bless....

  • Blow me

  • Clair made me the same offer JG. I am afraid that we don't live near enough to each other, though.

  • Don't worry. I'll live without it.

  • Actually, I was thinking that you and Clair ought to get together. You are a girl aren't you?

  • No but you're a troll. so shut up.

  • so you are saying that I am not freethinking for not beliving in you desert god/maginary friend, without no proof whatsoever and no good reason for it?

  • Well, you believe that there is no God and there is no proof of that. And, actually, there is lots of proof that there is a God AND that He is the God of the Bible.... God bless...

  • Name 1 that can not have been faked by mankind.

    The god of the bible is also the god of the Koran since it is two Abrahamic beliefs, but you just saying it to be so that he is a author of the bible wont make it so, present the proof then, again.

  • you can't prove a negative dumbass. You are the one with the outrageous claim, the onus is on you to provide evidence to support that claim.

  • Hey, eddy.  Tell me, if you can't prove a negative then why do you believe one? In your little world, what is the percentage that God the Creator exists? I await your speculation. God bless....

  • Hey chessie, you are asking Eddy for an invalid statistical evaluation of an unknowable. So we can conclude you don't understand statistics either.

  • Is that even english? You make no correlation to what I presented as a "negative" to what I believe. I believe in a lot of things... I believe that the sun will rise tomorrow. I believe that beer tastes good. I believe that football is fun to watch..

    how is any of this negative... What is the percentage of you actually making sense? I think it's very low.

  • Hello again Edie. Let me put it a way that may be easier for you to understand. What do you think the odds are that God the Creator exists? You seem to be a gambling man. I await your speculation. Cheers....

  • you DO realize thechesstick is a troll spamming this comment section, right?

  • But it looks like I just played right into the hands of a troll... ugh! thechessstick is a damn troll. Where the hell was my head?

  • I hope that asshole Rots in jail. maybe a good ass fucking will show him that god doesn't exist.

  • I marvel at how you atheists think that it is free thinking to follow after Satan and or man but not free thinking to follow after God. God bless...

  • You're an idiot. Atheists don't believe in God, Satan, or any other imaginary characters you religious morons come up with. Atheism is NOT a religion!

  • Dear JG. You sound a bit like a pot. To follow someone does not mean that they necessarily have to believe in them. Atheists simply follow the ancient lies of Satan.... and he even has them thinking that they are free thinkers!!! God bless...

  • Dear thechessDick,

    I follow the ancient lies of Satan about as much as I follow pixies, elves, and hobbits. I AM a free thinker because I can freely think anything I want, like how I think that you are piece of shit who believes in fairy tales. You can't think anything except GOD! GOD! GOD! So whose thinking is actually free? Fuck you and everybody who looks like you!

    God be less...

  • its ok ,God bless.