Red Green, the Nintendo, and HANK

[MonoMilitiaMusic]

Kick the shit out of him

[thatwhichisgiven]

INEXPLICABLE GAZEBOOOOO...!

[Xdanceislife89X]

think it was definately Hank

[namaenani]

Oh my God...Was that conference by chance the Annual Children's literature conference on Western's campus?

[vidkid42]

OH MY GOD was anyone else dying of laughter throughout this entire video???

[littlepurpleskittle3]

red green pooped in my best friend too. :) XDXD jk...

[sbcflirter]

This is the first of their videos that I have watched, and I can honestly say that I am looking forward to spending endless hours watching these videos.

[lilclaire1994]

You are hilarious 

[NERDSareTHEfuture]

go nes

[goldensnitch14]

They had a daudsend or how ever u spell it?

[mandirawr]

@goldensnitch14 *dachshund 

[goldensnitch14]

Yknowthatgirl

[yknowthatgirl]

Wiener dogs are the most evil dogs that ever existed. Fact.

[EiferBrennan]

Red Green is the best dog name....Ever. 

[lordpoee]

Red Green...after the Red Green show??

[RiskyBrothers]

metal man is very intrusted in poopy nintendos

[BustedMusicCMJ]

this video made me laugh sooo hard I was crying :)

[ClaireLaBear11]

Love how the comment on the staff pick note is by a Sarah

[artemisiaabsinthium]

Woah, John faced the gazebo alone!

(...Munchkin jokes, anyone?)

[oreo123cookie123]

John Green, you are a sexy man when you're accusing your brother of a horrific crime like so many criminal investigators before you.

[nicamd1]

I'LL LOVE HIS HAIR!

[caprafan]

@nicamd1 Why wait? ; )

[nicamd1]

@caprafan Whoa, didn't even notice that. It must have been auto-correct. Or tiredness.

[dannerzme]

effyeahnerdfighters (dot) com/post/15083485543/update-on­-the-vlogbrothers-apocalypse-c­a-mystery

[dannerzme]

effyeahnerdfighters brought me here :)

[fillmk]

1:30 Colophon Cafe!!!!! Love that place!

[luckixduckyx77]

i love that the person who recommended Paper Towns was named Sarah.

It's one great name. 

[RonnieRons101]

Come back to Bellingham!!!!!!! XD

[katnissblue99]

Hey, my dog is named Red!

He's really sweet though.

[verboselie]

I'm ashamed that I laughed so hard at little John Green's loss..hehehe. I miss my NES

[JimmytheNoob]

Young Hank: What should we call our new dog, John?

Young John: I shall call him Red Green. After my favorite type of colorblindness.

[FawkesLastSong]

Bellingham!!! That's where I am now!! Come back?? I'd love to meet you! And see you walk around talking to the camera :D

[fluffandstuf]

bum

[astrosparkie]

Please, come back to Bellingham.

[sStAaMrI]

ZELDA! 

[RachelBerryGoldStar]

COME BACK TO BELLINGHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RachelBerryGoldStar]

NERDING OUT I LIVE IN BELLINGHAM I HAVE STOOD EXACTLY WHERE HE IS STANDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[HeyLookItsAmy]

I think John would be a really good voice actor, thumbs up if you agree :)

[JuliaSnoops]

Secretly signing some of your books in bookshops? That's a wonderful and lovely thing. If I ever write books, I will do that too.

[RachelBerryGoldStar]

I JUST SCREAMED SO LOUD!!!!!! I LIVE IN BELLINGHAM WASHINGTON!!!!!!!!!!!

[alysrose161]

Boy John, I'm glad you agree that that view is amazing, seeing as how that was pretty much the view out of my dorm window my first year of college. WWU!!!

[Kakuoteyalu]

@alysrose161 Yeah! Western Washington is beast!

[vngaris]

*cough* does anybody think john is sorta ahhhh attractive looking in this one? *cough*

[xosmileymexo]

@vngaris *cough* most definitely *cough*

[ThisisAidan]

My boyfriend (Kye) and I have a dachshund - well, my boyfriend had to be hospitalized for 3 days and the dog was angry with him when he came home. So, when my boyfriend and I were asleep he pooped all over Kye's PS3 controller and then dragged it to Kye's side of the bed and left it there for him to find. You have to know, I never use it, so it was definitely directed at him. He then proceeded to rub it into the crevices so Kye had to clean it with toothpicks. I admit: I laughed pretty hard.

[DropDeadJscott]

@ThisisAidan That's fucked up, The dude just got out of the hospital and the dog shits all over his ps3. Just saying, that would have been a dead ugly dog.

[Odesious25]

i once had an evil cat that knocked down my shoes from my shoe hanger (yes i hang my shoes so they air out) and proceeded to poop inside them.

[mysticmeana]

I looked for this video for the inexplicable gazebo!!!

[ReKrisB]

I love that John goes into bookstores and secretly signs his books.

It just shows how made of awesome he is...*if* I ever become an author, I am totally taking a leaf from his book and doing the same thing.

^Bad book pun *totally* intended.

[bree0cheese]

Red Green is a B.A. name!!! haha xD

[jaziybabe]

I LIVE IN BELLINGHAM!!!! :D

[dyslexicxheart]

I think this might be the funniest vlogbrothers video...

[jcathomas]

BLADES... OF.... STEEL..!!!!

[13cmwright99]

OH MY GOD I FREAKING LOVE BLADES OF STEEL!!

[RonnieRons101]

YOU WERE IN BELLINGHAM?! I WAS JUST THERE TODAY!!! I LIVE 30 MINUTES FROM THERE!!! ...come back!

I LOVE THE COLOPHON CAFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And Village Books!!!

OMG MY IMPROV CLASS IS 5 MINUTES FROM WHERE YOU ARE STANDING!!!

[RonnieRons101]

YOU WERE IN BELLINGHAM?! I WAS JUST THERE TODAY!!! I LIVE 30 MINUTES FROM THERE!!! ...come back!

[KuruKuruGuy87]

Did you have a little brother? That could be the answer.

[mkellars]

Next time I'm in Fairhaven, I'm going to spin around in the inexplicable gazebo.

[mkellars]

HOLY CRAP IT'S BELLINGHAM.

THAT'S MY TOWN.

THAT'S TAYLOR DOCK.

I AM VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS.

[buu202]

Be careful John in that ending you sounded a little like Nick Cage.

Hopefully you read this and heed my warning.

[SilverMoon127]

I laughed so hard I cried.

[bluemadiandgreenalex]

Aaahhh! The inexplicable gazebo is about two blocks from my school! So frustrating! My nerdfighting friends and I went on a chalking expedition through Fairhaven, drawing DFTBA, Deathly Hallows symbol and other nerdy stuff right where you were standing... Three different times in the video!

[ilyverymuchly]

Have you ever watched the "Red Green" show?

[wildpeppy]

2:38 = awesome!! :D



[Evimarie08]

Inexpllicable gazebo would be a good band name.

[demonickiwi]

I was IN Bellingham in March of 2010. And I sat next to that weird statue dude on his bench. Deja Vu-but-not moment.

[Xilonen03]

Awww, he went to Village Books. I just wish I had already been a fan last March so I knew what kind of awesome was taking place in my town!

[EmmyVengeance]

>.>

I love how the WHOLE point of this video...

Was to talk about poop.

[Pseudovision]

I actually paused to read the Staff Pick sign, and the staff that recommended it was Sarah. Coincidence? I think not.

[TwiztedClover]

miniature doxies are evil masterminds i have three and they do immpossiable things when no one is looking they are so smart it is scary

[TheMegaera]

I can't believe one of my favorite writers was at a conference in my town AT MY COLLEGE and I didn't see him while he was there. This situation needs rectifying.

[blurryskyline]

Was it just me or did John's husky voice make another appearance in the beginning of thus video?

[PandasAreEatingMe]

Inexplicable GAZEEBOOOOO!

[joehasaface]

Wait, is Cluedo called Clue in America? My mind has been blown.

[TheCueball39]

If you pause to see the staff pick at the bookstore part, the employees name was Sarah! Coincidence? I think not.

[RiddleRavenness]

I love the clue reference. And this subject makes me laugh so much.

[BrittanysMusicVideos]

Poof is interesting in this video...

[MadeofAwesome4ever]

"Nintendo and I went everywhere together. . . . Which is to say that I never left the house."

[kybot75]

the place you were last standing,i go fishing there!!!you need to go to puyallup washington not bellingham!

[GTSampsn]

Oh, yes you were

[GTSampsn]

At the beginning were u walking backward?

[jesichance]

My dogs name is Red! XD

[ManTheBush]

You were sleep playing nintendo and by mistake in your sleep you grabed a "present" Red Green left for you and did it your self. :0

[emmaandromacy]

Your hair looks quite dashing.

[IDreamOf98]

"Red Green awoke in a fit of violent jealousy, backed up to the nintendo, placing his bum against its opening and proceeded to projectile POOP into the nintendo."

I laughed so hard at that part that I fell over then tried to stand back up (still laughing) but due to the lack of oxygen, I blacked out.

That's how funny you are.

[MsAnnaElise]

TAYLOR STREET DOCK!

I love it there :)

And as a correction, you were technically in Fairhaven, Washington as you filmed this video.

[carolknows]

Released on my birthday. Hell yeah.

I have a Dachshund too, and Nintendo and Dachshunds are actually my two favorite things in life.

And, my birthday. <3

[MrUnderstandify]

Click`on`my`name`4`free`Ninten­do`points`codes

[ferngirltlc]

My rabbit chewed through the cords to my game cube a while ago. I'm amazed she didn't electrocute herself because that cord was sparking when I found it...

[SquirrelLover7373]

INEXPLICABLE GAZEEBO!!!!!

[VeggetableMonster]

hehe. Red + Green = Brown!

[Fantasyworld79]

This was the first vlogbrothers video I ever saw.

\\//n >_< n\\//

[TheCupcakeGypsy]

Red Green pooped in my best friend

lol XD

[EmoFoxGalz]

The miniature schnauzer I used to have would glare at my parents while leaving presents on our used-to-be-white carpet. She was an evil german dog. I'll never have another dog like her though...:(

[Lola369kidd]

inexplicable gazebo xD

[FascistLetterOpener]

INEXPLICABLE GAZEBO

[TheNatcon1]

inexplicable gazebo!!!

[Menokokoro]

he pooped IN my best friend!

[eyething1]

holy shit i live in washington in tacoma .... you need to come here i just wanna shake your smart crazy hand :D

[TheRedWall89]

It was john.

[slyhippo]

Doggystyle spacedocking? Urbandictionary anyone?

[courtrightjcorg]

took me a while to get the Red Green reference.

[dougfr007]

Yeah, I think it was the dog.

[Major233179]

I know wath happened , your brother picked up Red Green and put the nitendo pointing down then red green taked a shit in side the nitendo and the poop slided deeper or it simply squized poop into the nitendo pointing up and then closed the the floopy thing an boom you got it crime solved , Sub if you liked!

[CouchPotatoe97]

DOWN WITH THE BLOODY RED GREEN!!!!!!!!

[BakaChocoSensei]

Projectile poop in the Nintendo ... in my pants

[LoserJinxedAndJaded]

Red Green had pooped in my best friend... :-(

[beckyandboo]

I think I love the inexplicable gazebo.

[heathernichole125]

Rating isn't the only thing that makes new Nerdifghters. I sent "Everybody poops in my Pants" to my friend and he is now a Nerdfighter! WIN KITTY!!!

[nerdykid1001]

Thats why I lock my nintendo gamecube,wii,ds, and gameboy where the dogs cant find it.My family might be evil but there afraid to touch poop. I GOTZ NO WORRIES!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

[Jaricko]

@nerdykid1001

Well if you do find poop or urine on your consoles... Its extremely unlikely to be the dogs :P

[bubblepopper970]

INEXPLICABLE GAZEBOOO lol

[singlouder08]

You've got "writer hair" in this one. Actually, you just look like a writer all around.  Wonder why that is.....

[Lomiel]

Aw, I can't believe you were here in Bellingham/Fairhaven and I missed it!

It's also unfortunate that with such a lovely backdrop for this video, the entire thing is about poop and childhood trauma.

[gman91796]

Nintendo dog toilet huh? Ewwww

[TheJvalle]

WHO DA FUCK IS HANK? LOL

[joomoo123]

if you google google, google will give you a link to google, where the cycle will promptly start over.

[Hayliebay1]

What is HANK?

[darkdylaner]

@Hayliebay1 his brother. that is why they call it "Vlog Brothers" one posts a video, the other responds by posting on a video.

[HelloHelicopter]

i just recently sub'ed to the nerd fighters, and thier recent video was linked to this one so i could know the back story

and this makes me LOL

[toonadict]

Hank, I expect your answer on monday..

For some reason it sounded like you were callin hank out for a high-noon gun duel.

[skillboy900]

haha!!! "now I know I didn't do it because i love that nintendo more then I love my own... ...I'll just say it, brother." hahahaha!!!!!!! rofl!

[amaya0223]

Secretly signing books makes you incredibly epic!!!

I want to do something along those lines sometime in my life!

Consider a viewer inspired :)

[365cutiepie]

lol

[punkrockprincess91]

WASHINGTON!!!! Ughhh, I can't believe I am now watching this in June. My friend lives near Bellingham, I SHOULD'VE VISITED.

[TheHaHaStar]

Inexplicable gazebo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fullmetalsgal]

lol americans pronouce Dachshund weird :3

[ILoveRobertPetinson]

dont you have a sister ?

[CloStuff]

Go red green the daschund

[PeaceboneGotFound]

1:35.

[shashashare]

@PeaceboneGotFound LOL - What is it with those statues sitting on benches. They're pretty strange. There was on that loooked like a mill worker with no shoes sitting on the bench outside my hotel in Prague and tourists would sit next to it to get their photo taken. Funny and weird.

[MrsNerdfighter]

it was me. i flew to america, broke into your house, picked up your dogs poop and inserted it into your nintendo. im sorry.

[extremeXjapanophile]

Inexplicable gazeeeeboooooo!

[MaeGal]

My goodness. I don't think a YouTube star has ever been so close to where I'm at. Haa.

[gkgttc]

doggie says open wide mr.nintendo

[jackeyramone]

Wooah missed this one!

[Luagoesjump]

Thats is still funny 3 months  later!

[julesiscool11]

Oh I fail! I have only just realized that its name is Red Green because they are all Greens!! *face Palm!!!*

[sporeproof]

0:33 , 0:35 , 0:42 , 1:00 , 1:15 , 1:16 , 1:38 , 1:44 , 1:47 , 1:49 , 2:08 , 2:14 , 2:21 , 2:28 , 2:34 , 2:40 , 2:52 , 3:00 . You said 18 times Nintendo within 3 Minutes, makes 6x Nintento per Minute, did you get paid for this by Nintendo?

[elizariff]

My brother would "accidentally" unplug my other brothers Nintendo a lot. And one day, we couldn't find the Nintendo-playing-brother's 14 page research paper, because the non-Nintendo-playing-brother had ripped it into tiny pieces and inserted them all into the cartridge slot...

[UnMonoStudios]

John: I am SO glad that you're secretly signing your books. I have always wanted to do that. :D

[CordyBear1]

Red poop! Not really red, it was brown, but it came from a Green named Red. lolwut

[xxEveryRosexx]

who did it?

[fbrad1]

how does he know it was dog poop?

[blankankle]

inexplicable gazeeboooooo

[Gizopia]

DA DA DA DA! mystery!

[SnideWolfDaddy]

hmm.....you kinda look like eric clapton.

[neocryptz]

i think red green was a poopfessor of poopology and flatulated in nintendo cause he wasn't given enough attention.

[PatricksJessica]

That was hilarious! Poop in the Nintendo!?! Wow.

[GameDroid98]

RED GREEN IS A POOPING GENIUS!

[sunugly]

is it immature that i laugh everytime he says poop :)

[insightarevolution]

I went to Village Books and picked up one of the last few secretly signed copies of Looking For Alaska today. I love my hometown! :)

[HunnyMomiji]

Guess who just pre-ordered your book? =D

[MegaAhlberg]

Fairies!?!?

[mikenike523]

Wat kind of name is red green

[Sarunas233]

@mikenike523 a normal one

[stopthehubbub]

AHAHAHHA!

Yay belligham!

My grandma lives in Blaine washington and I've visited Bellingham before. I found myself wanting to move there specifically for the reason that I found out people who live there are called "Hamsters".

[Narglesonamistletoe]

Either Hank fought it was great fun or Red is an evil pooping genius.

[Agaettis]

inexplicable gazebo!

[nintendogamerlper]

he projectile pooped in the nintendo

[elbarracon]

ouch!

[happylion23]

HEY!

I live there! I've walked there!

[fedaykin6]

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Blades of Steel! Glorious game. Played the hell out of it. Fought with friends over it. Best game ever.

[ORP4th]

apples are green

[06stephend]

what does he mean by "nuclear family"?

[CardiganSnoopy]

Urmm John, I dont think you noticed but 'Blades Of Steel' is three words? @ 0:42

[ChidoriUser361]

@CardiganSnoopy What do you mean? He didn't count the words.

[Derekis4Lovers]

BLADES OF STEEL! YES!

[rjofthe4]

Lol poor nintendo:(

[KDGotToBeMe]

Ah, Nintendo. It t'was a good friend.

lmao, i love blades of steel! i still play that.. haha