Live From Congress-The Skull Fucking Bill Of 2007

[dinbaharuddin]

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[jLauro14]

Harry Reid blocked this. True story.

[douglaswlane]

Hell, I just looked for the "pancake bill" "congressional" and this one came up as well. Sad...but I think that most of those that languish in Congress, .....end up as " Skull F'ers".

May the next President and Congress remember "WE WILL fire YOU too!"

GBA

[punkmofo]

well this just ruined my day....i commited my last occular act

[pjohnson9109]

It's kind of weird getting a Mitt Romney ad before this video.

[h0rnd0917]

Did he say he wants to eliminate the military? God knows drill seargents live to skullfuck

[thejoj96]

Sweet Apple Massacre

[disdrac]

@thejoj96 Good shiet! :D

[Winnetka4]

Did anyone else notice it spells OPRA?

[jduplechin]

Like it, great vid, but if you ban skullfucking, how'll all the people in the marketing industry put food on their families after their jobs become illegal? They're too big to fall!!

[TheYouwontgetit]

skull fucking sounds kinda hot...

[MrWasian]

LMAO TO EVERYONE WHO THINKS THIS IS REAL IT'S FROM THE ONION. QUIT BEING STUPID AND ENJOY THE HUMOR OF THE ONION.

[2455IshyyMusic]

is this real?

[xhavemybabies]

@2455IshyyMusic yes.

[choochinbigtime420]

lmfao lmfao lmfao lmafo

[ipownfroobs]

i like how he says fucking all the time xDDDD

[AConnectedSoul]

WHAAAAT??!!

[Angel187666]

Truly a fine piece of legislation. However, we still have great lengths to go before we can emerge victorious in the War on Skull Fucking.

[jefflang77]

no offense but this is funny and kinda serious

[jefflang77]

00:40 human ejaculate (jizz) wtf????

[leadfarmer4u]

Thumbs up if you searched fuck and found this.

[mrfunny42]

Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: You have 3 seconds, exactly 3 fucking seconds! Or I will gouge your eyeballs and skullfuck u

[Dailybabble]

I searched "skullfucking" on YouTube because I was bored.

[jfas325]

49 people have been skull fucked

[Chansulus]

my dad was skull fucked in high school .

[mobelso25]

R lee ermey is in violation.... in full metal jacket lol

[GhostOfACPast]

WTF???

[RaafiUTube1]

Excuse me, WHAT???????? O,0??

[fuckthetreeworld]

that's right... Only here in 'MURRRRICA

[obamasuxs]

the name had me rollin

[NiCosSPOT]

HE HAD TO BE SKULLFCUKED!...

[TaskDragoon]

Haven't seen a skull fucking case since He-Man and Skeletor...

[NathansBackwoods]

Thumbs up if you are irritated that some one else already posted the "thumbs up for searching fuck" before you got to it. FUCK

[kountry2000]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



[UnkelNoodle]

I haven't heard a case of anyone skullfucking someone else, I just searched up fuck that is all..

[NowLifeStarts]

Fuck the law. I will skull fuck until I die.

[KKillaJ]

hearing an elderly man saying he is tired of skull fucking makes me happy it tickles my ear drums and i go hehe

[Arvio]

God Bless America

[dsfddsgh]

LOL I have to admit at first i thought this was real when i saw this. Well done Onion.

[snakeeyes3883]

is this for real!?!??!! wtf...someone tell me this is some kinda parody or a skit from SNL or sometrhing.......

[calebhanson777]

Bahahaha!!!!! "We will no longer stand by as criminals defile our parks, our city streets, our very communityses by repeatedly, thrusting there penisis into the eye cavities of innocent americans"

[jamieblond1]

Holy Mother of God! It's about time that Congress began dealing with this problem.

Skull-fucked grandmothers are becoming epidemic in America. All I can say is, thank God, or somebody.

[coHon96]

is this for real?

[omegatyrix]

does it make me a bad person to laugh?

[xScuzzleButtx]

@omegatyrix uh, you're supposed to

[TheAtomicDon]

48 people skull fuck.

[kaneb221]

Lol wtf! Lmao

[briansf999]

thumbs up if u searched in ''fuck''

[mrtundra45]

I love skill fucking my bitch.

[docbach329]

@mrtundra45

skill fucking....BWA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!

[mrtundra45]

@docbach329 well i do it with skill....;)

[D1ckNaBox]

skull fucking is a problem

[Kplotzz21]

thumbs up for searching f*ck

[Kingddd333]

@Kplotzz21 I have never been happier in my life.

[Avenged7Fold05]

Is this shit Real ?



[Klodust]

@Avenged7Fold05 yes

[huludicidal]

@Avenged7Fold05 Completely.

[jposh707]

"Human ejaculate has damaged his brain."

Has that ever really happened?!?!

[Ryan0556]

No way this is real....?

[analyzingfunny]

I live in a high risk skull fuck area...I am glad they are finally doing something about this.

[nicoleanne003]

obviously it aint real.... well who know come down my back lane it might just happen to you... bahaha lol

[blootoons]

ahahahahahahahahaha omfg hahahahahaha wow iv never laughed so hard in my life

[MaSTeRReTaRD6697]

Thumbs up if you put fuck into youtube and this came up

[robertsfunny1995]

@MaSTeRReTaRD6697 I put "f*cking"

[staggeringking17]

....is this for real???

[TheHotGirl1992]

This is whack

[shysmashing]

How did no one laugh during filming?

[Son0fZeu5]

holyyyyy crappp....... this can't be real.... there's no way.... omg... lololol

[analyzingfunny]

@Son0fZeu5 This IS real. It is real problem here. Dont you watch the news?

[stalkingcat123]

people actually do this???? occular penatration act

[Scorp316]

@stalkingcat123 Yes, it happens. Ocular Penetration is not something to be taken lightly. It is a very serious offense, you WILL be arrested, and you WILL go to jail for it. In jail, Ocular Penetrators have to worry about Rectal Penetration.

[Freddy3740]

Durh Is thiz real?/?

[avmsf]

What about skullfucking between two consenting adults? This proposed legislation doesn't address the root causes of skullfucking, or the additional costs to our overburdened correctional facilities if this law passes. Furthermore, the Nation Association for the Advancement of Skullfucking Acceptance, as the ACLU, and the AARP all oppose this legislation. Please contact your representative and the white house and let them you are against this. This law will not solve our nations skullfucking

[thristyvampire]

46 people got skulled fucked

[nallepuh6969]

HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIVES, AND HIDE YO HUSBANDS CAUSE THEYRE SKULLFUCKING EVERYBODY OUT HERE

[CrissyLuv28]

What the FUCK?!

[ThePsychoticScyth396]

WIPE THE STUPID LITTLE GRIN OF YOUR FACE, OR ILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYES< AND SKULLFUCK YOU!

[spleefrog9]

@ThePsychoticScyth396 SGT HARTMAN!!!

[pandaSmore]

This wasn't that funny...

[xraidedlok]

@pandaSmore you arent funny.

[pandaSmore]

@xraidedlok No sometimes I'm not.

[xraidedlok]

@pandaSmore LOL! that was funny though

[sidesho666]

this is so like something george carlin wouldv say! awsome!



[marcusaureliooze]

Brilliant punchline.

[The0btard0]

If we do not open our eyes to reality soon, they will be fucked right out of our heads.

[reel1840]

well look at the video

[Schweiner69]

thumbs up if u typed in fuck

[thenicholasscott]

best video ever

[KapStuf]

They should outlaw ass-fucking.Asses like Glen Beck, Michelle Malkin and that alaskan woman who want to shoot presidents and be elected bear need to be protected from hoards of marauding ass-fuckers.Don't jerk our asses around - your ass is on the line in a sling, outlaw their ass.

[Ebdan88]

Hahaha...The most important video on the Internet. Hunestly i do believe that this video can much more good than a video of a congressman or Obama!?

[trekkian88]

@Ebdan88

listen to me you fuck: OBAMA IS THE GREATEST PRESIDENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD! NOW, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME SKULL FUCK YOU!!!!!

[dillonminigun]

@trekkian88 you can go fuck yourself like Obama has spent the last two years fucking our country.

[trekkian88]

@dillonminigun shut up dildo

[cool29801]

@trekkian88

That's all Obama is.. History...

He was the first black president, and a very horrible one at that.

[sinatrabooth89]

Lol well they could have atleast put the republican on the right side.

[MobRulesNow]

OMFG! This is hysterical!!!!!!!! xD

[HelloHiGoodday]

two guys, one skull

[runescapesdeadlock]

@HelloHiGoodday lul

[RagingCaveman]

Hahahahaha!!!! I never skull fucked anyone I swear!!! All my girlfriends had two good eyes!!! (Unless a hummer can be considered skull fucking!?!?!)

[brettdude20]

BHAHAHA i think they need to change the name lol.

[notdemocratic]

it looks soooooooo rreal

[MrNeaguy]

One of the funniest videos I will ever see.

[CADDCreativity]

FK'IN <3 it!!!! watching it all day and night still can't get enough!!!

[assmunchtv]

wtf!!!!???

[megadan429]

is this real?? it doesnt look voice dubbed

[805a7xFan]

@megadan429 yeah its real, you dont remember? It was on C-Span, oh wait nobody remembers cause no one watches C-Span. But the answer to your question, yes it happened.

[megadan429]

@megadan429 ahhhh liar... lol i just saw the onion

[TheFfej4]

I'm gonna start wearing glasses a whollleee lot more

[DraoiSidhe]

the closing statement is so true!

[cdenver]

LMAO I could not stop laughing the whole way through this. This is very well done. :)

[chickflick007]

what gets me is that its groups of twisted thugs....i didnt think skull fucking was an addiction...like you needed preventive maintenance...like that DARE program in school...or 'skull fucking rehab'....look they should go to jail dont get me wrong...but i dont think we should bring this sort of 'knowledge' to the youth of america just yet....lol

[anarchaticjuggalo]

Thumbs up if you typed in fuck and you got this

[666bloodyxhell666]

@anarchaticjuggalo juggalo = fag

[anarchaticjuggalo]

@666bloodyxhell666 first off im not a fag i have a girl

second anyone with 666 in their name is a fuckin poser

third you probably dont even know what 666 symbolises

fouth you have no life fuck off

and fifth you are a fucking hater

[666bloodyxhell666]

@anarchaticjuggalo oh WOW! Did i piss somebody off?

[anarchaticjuggalo]

@666bloodyxhell666 I dont let faggots online piss me off =)

[sedgie09]

@anarchaticjuggalo lmao. oh no the sacred number 666 the devil please help us. oh whatever the bible/religion and everything with is fake just as much as the video.

however still the video is funny couldnt keep a straight face kepted on laughing.

[IronSheik2000]

Skull Fuck came with the fathers of our nation, it can't be denied!

[AshfursSpirit]

@metsbeltran if you don't shut the hell up, you'll get skull fucked!

[Whitefire240]

Shut up metsbeltran you fuck

[Whitefire240]

@metsbeltran shut up faggot

[xXxStealthNinjaxXx]

I think I need a minute here

[arouska]

41 people have been skull fucked

[YF681]

How dare they infringe on my rights to skull-fuck someone! I better warn my friend R. Lee Ermey that his favorite pastime is about to be illegal!

[scde2]

Those people should have *puts on sunglasses* saw them cumming.

[Midwest4life1]

@scde2 wow.....nice

[awdrifter3]

@scde2 Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaah!

[fullmetal92x]

@scde2 (cheesy intro music with a boat skidding across an ocean)

[slayman123]

@scde2 You forgot the YEEEEAAAAAAH

[40Pacino]

@scde2 YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH­H!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[michiganfan725]

@scde2 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAH

[Nicklas07]

Is this a Skull Fucking JOKE!?!?

[Lanky3696]

"increase police presence in high risk skull fuck areas"

[assmunchtv]

@Lanky3696 i think he means mcdonlalds restrooms

[theworddoner]

police: skull f***ing black people since it became illegal to rape them from the bottom

[MrSafetymeeting]

Skull fucking is another form of birth control like anal.

[AntiquityCentury21]

WTF!!!!????

[n3wbie4life]

the police are busy because they are skull fucking your mom.

[MrStonedJosh]

skull fucking.....the only was you'll see them cumming

[DeepEnvision]

IS this real ???

[truthiness2010]

@DeepEnvision Yes, completely real. You wouldn't have to ask if your granny was skull fucked.

[Madazz69]

skull fuk them alll

[uglyestprince69]

Who the fuck will fuck an eye socket? LoL!

[halohump899]

y do they do it to grandmas? anyone?

[ConsumptionMayCause]

@halohump899 glaucoma?

[admiralpercy]

Deeply offensive... my aunt was skullfucked and she's never been the same

[Trinder3467]

This is an onion sketch, but skull fucking indeed does exist. Jeffrey Darmer, Ted Bundy etc. At some point, they all had sex with dead bodies and lots more. So don't laugh yet.....

[MrAnderson1985]

Epic

[Scorp316]

Satisfactory.

[Cybermarine33]

I'm a huge Onion fan, but "skull fucking"? There's no satire or irony here. Ya, I get that congressmen come up with stupid laws but there's better ways to make that comical. I don't mind it being vulgar - which it most definitely is - it's just not funny. You know what I mean?

[alienmode]

@Cybermarine33 sounds like youre being a prude... are you a comedy writer? how bout you let them do their thing and dont be such a wise guy.. "You know what I mean?"

[stpthreat1]

this shit's hilarious!

[99999999988888888333]

this is fake you shitheads! its the onion! Theyre all fucking retarded! and were created for retards like you fuckers!

[Chang13A]

@99999999988888888333 Wow I feel so SPECIAL just knowing that the Onion makes videos just for me.

[LewDaCrys]

And sadly, the GOP voted down this vital, Republican-led legislation. "No entitlement programs," said Boehner. "Too expensive," said McCain.

[Berus7777]

This is back when The Onion's videos were really funny. Not sure what happened... the new stuff just isn't that funny. My guess is that some of their better writers moved on to other things.

[ryukXsayu27]

@Berus7777 They're probably working on the IFC show.

[43zeep]

This video is fucking awesome. 

[deathhell02]

high risk skull fucking areas? optometrist offices?

[nicarious12]

wow.......

[099749]

I blame the parents

[lildread1]

YOU WILL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST COPPERS

(skull fucks a senior)

[larsulrich3356]

So this is not even edited? What the fuck?!!

[jagovRUS]

@larsulrich3356 why would it be edited?

[HellsyeahNZ]

@jagovRUS They must be a fan of censorship. What a c*nt.

[jagovRUS]

@HellsyeahNZ Is that irony?

[HellsyeahNZ]

@jagovRUS I'd prefer to call it wit. I disagree with censorship, the only ones who get offended are the ones who know what it means, F*ck is still obvious, while the ones who don't know what it means (as in children) can't be offended. It's just a word.

[jagovRUS]

@HellsyeahNZ I just meant it was a bit ironic for you to call someone a cunt for censorship while censoring yourself in the same comment is all.

[HellsyeahNZ]

@jagovRUS Sorry man, it must be my Kiwi humour haha. I'll call it ironic wit.

[jagovRUS]

@HellsyeahNZ hah :P

[skullfuck13]

hahaaaa fuckin excellent! i'd be fucked if i lived in america!

[Berus7777]

"Skull fucking is a problem, but we just don't have the resources to stop it."