JBird (T) VS Klamvik (Z) -"BeatBox"- Starcraft 2 [LAGTV]

[CandM060405]

funny ass commentary



[Lebangyourhead]

you guys are funny as hell

[scrouter]

I watch lag tv so I feel better about myself that I didnt end up canadian :)

[gro20big20]

you are so like so wild like it

[aethertech]

I watch LAGTV, because you guys make watching SC2 (and other games) enjoyable, on the fact that you are more like the common player; not some MLG pro shit.

Which, by the way. I do not crouch walk everywhere.

[damiresq]

dudes, u can cast tetris, u are entertainment ftw GG!

[SKillitFish]

i watch lagtv because im just as immature as you guys

[cgordonkennedy]

I watch LAGTV because they haven't made a new episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000 for more than a decade. Thanks for filling the void guys (that's what she said).

[Andrius319]

it seems that this channel was created to attract people who likes retarted commentary.

[ashurafreedan]

@Andrius319 WOW, how embarrassing for you. Retarted? Next time you want to be a douche at least learn to spell

[Andrius319]

@ashurafreedan , yes this is embarrassing, and i dont care too much about languages.

[deadlykeybord]

You guys are cheaper than crack :P

[zackunderscorefalcon]

Reason why I watch LAGTV? Too many pro casters focus too much on the technical aspects of the game. While you guy sometimes do the same, there's this "human" touch about it, with all the jokes and laughing and the swearing and such.

I watch a game to have fun, to relax, not to find out why Idra lost to some Terran player because his Spine was 5 pixels away from where it should be.

[zackunderscorefalcon]

The Marauder is black. :)

[MineCrafterBjpiers]

lagtv is funny and amusing to watch ppl get owned and also listen to funny commentary :)

[DerSchaefer1]

Reapers are convicts as well

[Grayvyn]

Marines are convicts who go through 'rehabilitation' and serve in the army. Marauders are only about 50% criminals, and only about 75% of them are convicted of murder. In other words, those marauders are a bunch of black bouses in giant black suits with explosives who serve because they love 2 things: blowing shit up, and being able to say "Actually, that IS a grenade in my pants."

[1337AznInvazion]

immature jokes = best commentary

[Gerrib79]

I´m watching LAG TV because i do not have to see the black guy ;)

[dollors1]

I watch lagTV because you two a really funny.

[dreamkiller9]

I watch LAGTV because you guys are idiots, and you're exactly like me and my friends.

[ny14415]

LAGTV= awesome commentaries

[Thewarfester]

I found it funny...

[Susanmugen]

My reason:

I have run out of my favorite casters like HD, Crota, Husky, and the rest...

[canadadude1080]

I love your commentary with Canadian humor! I just subscribed and I am lawling the entire cast!

[AtillaBosma]

:megusta:

[IGotKoins]

I watch lag tv because of 2 things: great gameplay, and great commentating!

[courteibutt]

The 11 year old don't understand it, and laugh at it because they don't understand it. I'm 17 and I think you two are the funniest shit I have seen in a long time.

[crater757]

lag tv is bousse.

[adamjmorgan]

Going back and watching these videos again, and you guys are still damn funny, sh1t doesn't even get old. I watch LaGTV because I love seeing people get sour and ragequit and you guys are funny MF'rs!

[ThisGai]

im ova 13 n i find ur jokes funny :3

[MrPencil213]

I watch LAGtv because i get LoLz from the bad jokes u guys do :D

[DrunkCow512]

i watch LAGtv becouse i want to see some idiots SHITING THE BED =)

[RevilloPhoenix]

Cuz you guys are epic lol. :P

[geoffreyvanlijden1]

Epic lawlz is why i watch this :-D

[HydrazineSpirestone]

Yes Marauders are the Black ones, also:

"Although the marauder suit is modified from the CMC-660 firebat suit, the soldier inside is very different. 47% of marauder operators have never even been to jail, and only 23% have ever been accused of murder."

Marines are the convicts.

[adrian3a]

I like the noise

[shad0w911]

I WATCH because i love ADAMS LAUGH LOL

[HNFFStudios]

i watch because ur both mexican

[Dmatyrant]

Because i love listening to the white guy with the deeper voice overpower the black one.

[jamesfred1998]

i think ur jokes r mint im always pissin me self lafin at the jokes u guys make n im 18

[valahia689]

my reason i watch this videos , is because from the first video i was thinking that Novawar is the black guy and maximus black the white guy until , i question myself Why maximus black ? =))))

[MrVudreni]

as many reasons as there are for watching lag one of them must be "cartman" commentating starcraft

[gblouin86]

The caramel beads are frozen, put into a mold, the chocolate is added, the caramel melts, done. Caramilk bar.

[OmegaMikePL]

Jeff and Adam, dudes, You sing, You beatbox, You tell jokes and stories... LAGTV is better than Broadway!

[OmegaMikePL]

13:39 - 14:52 is my example reason to watch LAGTV...

[4tzahi]

The Murador is Black :)

[supermax1221]

why cant they swear?

[jack2190ful]

because adam has the golden voice

[TheBlaizh]

when i search for videos by adam and jeff i usually look for really bad player names

[gunzero99]

we all watch you becuz you do epic dubstep zergling beatboxing. No other casters ever do that

[CarTboy14]

Watch Lagtv for the entertainment contents

[Russian718]

I mean hd.. Lol

[Russian718]

Wow awesome game I can't believe I've never heard about you guys before thanks to Crota

[BIGFATPEACHES]

Just about every unit on Terran is a convict, but reapers are the ones that are forced because they have a death sentence so they use them as soldiers instead

[quebec69]

@BIGFATPEACHES reapers arent forced, they do it volontairly. They have to serve something like 2 years and they can go free,but no one ever survives

[justchilln6190]

7:35 heh... our zerglings will blot out the sun.

[justchilln6190]

"all the terrans (AND COMMENTATORS) focusing in on that hatch"

while he just sneaks these bailings in the mineral line LOL

[AmmonIsTheWhat]

i watch cause you guys are the funny est and my main sorce of jokes to my freinds also cause i live sc2

[skyeboy821]

I watch because I good laugh out of watching cheese fails and listening to the casts

[sirimadoofus]

I watch these because it's more fun than actually playing starcraft

[TheHeadsmansPride]

You cast like no other.

[Laiu90]

I like to watch you guys cast because I love to watch SC games and you make them so much more interesting :D and sometimes funny.

[Gabberz123]

@LifesaGlitchTV

They call it a nydus network instead of a canal, because the canal only had 1 entry and 1 exit, but the network has multiple entries and exits that you can make and use. Stupid? yes.

I watch LAG TV because it makes me feel smart btw ^-^ hehe LOVE YOU GUYS! (some homo)

[instigator5678]

In the campaign, it says that most of the marauders weren't criminals (When you click on them in Swann's armory). Marines were mostly convicts (s/c 2 website), and the marines who wouldn't take well to neural resocialization were trained as reapers (also s/c 2 website).

[LG9987]

Epic music.

[PeachPit0]

I watch lagtv because you made improvised dub step zergling beats, and it was good.

[sanitarium15]

I can't get my sc2 to work despite my computer's ability to play it so I have to get my fix somewhere.

[Harffleknobman]

I watch LagTV because I //DO// enjoy your humor. Reminds me so much of my friends. Laid back, chill, crazy, and I love it. Keep doing what you do. I found you guys about a week ago and I have only a few more SC vids to go until I'm up to date. :)

[props2myself]

I watch LagTV because I heard you like bases... so I put a base in your base.

[EdgeGeraldine]

I think only the Marines were convicts.

WoL armory says this about Marauders:

The troops manning the suits are quite different to their firebat counterparts. As of 2504, 47% have never been to jail, and only 23% have ever been accused of murder.

[trey0man]

I dont play starcraft 2 myself the only reason i watch u guys is cause i thinkk ur @$@!@# hilarious :D

JEFF's stories about wtf

[NoisyNinjaSC2]

Black marines = Marauders

[NoisyNinjaSC2]

1:40...Can i get an apple pie with some scouting please? (look at the minimap to get the pie joke).

Bump up if you facepalmed after reading this.

[con224]

Reason = Bauuse

[joewizard100]

I watch because your commentary is funny, I like starcraft 2, and the videos are in 1080p :D

[animeasianman]

are zerglings edible?

[Galuf959]

I watch beacause you guys remind me of me and my buddies that play SC2. A love for the game and open to any kind of humour. I'm 29 BTW and lol constantly through your casts. You have fun and I think thats the magic in your casts....Not taking it to the awkward level of "Oh I'm sorry I mis-pronounced that word". Keep up the good work :]

[Milshot]

The reason I watch LAGTV? Awesome casters doing awesome thing like When Cheese Fails, and reaching out to the lower league players. I really like what you guys do!

[Legnad89]

ha! i love 16:40 :-D had to watch it a brazillions times

[pstarwars]

13:58 epic dubstep go!

[kasung0224]

it's the reaper :)

[Killrake]

Because ITS AWESOME! Thats why I watch xD

[meimran2203]

i watch LagTV for the rape jokes

[murgurbo123]

guys guys guys im 20 years old i piss my self laughing at your jokes, that proberly says something about my personality.....

[afcxclannad]

I watch it because i want to watch it

[tsaifood]

Kind of funny, the black marines are the marauders, but in the single player campaign, the marauder's profile states that they're model soldiers ;)

[Vendnmachine]

Obviously u don't understand why people watch you because u can't believe people like your humor... But a lot of other people have it.. Not the stupid jokes but the reactions and the way u guys work together + sc2 ... Cmon think :)

[jroszm]

I watch LagTV because I get better at Starcraft while being entertained at the same time.

[kennykakakaka]

I watch LagTV because it gives me erections. True story.

[OliDoesArtNow]

i alughted at, then watched it again today and laughted again im 15 :P

[FuzzyTheLucas1010]

I watch LagTV because you guys are hilarious and give good tips!

[hedgeberg]

I watch lagtv because you guys are the fucking funniest casters on the web

[Bigcrusha16]

You guys add immature fun to it which is what sc2 commentating needs more of, you guys will be bigger then day9 and husky if you keep this up, welldone

[NemiusWow]

Reapers are the convicts lol, not maruaders

[SuicidalSoldier7]

I like LAGTV because you two remind me of me n my friend

We have our sayings like you have sour boot life and all that

<3 Bouses

[Avaris723]

Why I watch LAGTV. Because I love to watch me some games, and I love how you guys don't take yourselves too seruiously.

[BernardStarcraft]

Why I watch LAGTV..? Dual Commentary > Solo Commentary :D

[MrWtfjusthappened]

I watch lagtv because when you pair a white guy and a black guy together you get some of the funniest friendly racism around

[dmac9099]

@MrWtfjusthappened thought they were both black...?

[Fortune2point0]

@dmac9099 Nope. MaximusBlack (Jeff) is black, NovaWar (Adam) is white.

[dmac9099]

@Fortune2point0 Yea a couple of my friends told me that last night, I was like... huh... lol thanks anyways.

[GamerGeek2012]

@MrWtfjusthappened in one of their casts,adam made a slave joke....fuckin hilarious but still.

[kikegif115]

hahahahaha

[kodoro]

PLEASE! Dubstep zergling!

[x2rloon]

I watch lagtv because I just love watching you two being commentaries. and starcraft2 as well, but not as much. just you guys are really fun listening to

[MITZILIPIKILI]

BLACK SCVs OMFG you guys made me choke with my food......

[CurtisSpiers]

@MITZILIPIKILI the scvs were black in starcraft 1 ... :)

[EndeavorGuild]

At 12:58

That's why I watch LagTV

[mm1b10]

A.P.F.A.S.A.P.

[Eringuy13]

Marines are the convicts, and theyre white so your good

[srgfubar]

Good entertainment

[TheFilmTalkShow]

Because you make Starcraft 2 my sports entertainment. I dont watch sports, but I see why they do now cuz you guys make games exciting with your awesome commentary!

[gjcall2]

I watch cuz you guys are funny as hell...don't care what those reddit fucks think.

[superhobbitking]

cause you funny boys

[pnath8]

I watch LAGTV because of your ability to still make each other laugh after all this time with your horrendous jokes and sexual innuendos XD...Let the good times roll

[Insaniakdk]

LAGTV RUELS!!!!

Its to fucking stupid/fun not to watch...

[Moomoothecow2123]

In starcraft 1 the firebats were convicts locked in a suit that would eventually cook them alive. Just to clear some stuff up.

[WarMasterX6]

I watch because of the excessive amounts of good and terrible jokes that keep the match lively. You both are the better Starcraft casters out there who dont sound like your talking about golf :P

[CoreStarter]

FYI, if you PLAYED the sp guys you'd know that the muarders are the least convict terran unit ground, most firebats are convicts and most muarders arnt.

Litte bit from the game only about 40% of the muarders havea criminal recond and like 20% of those have been convicted of something serious, while firebats are almost all hard criminals.

[BoxHeadBen]

JUST BECAUSE UR HILARIOUS :P

[BoxHeadBen]

im 17 and i love u guys :D

[BoxHeadBen]

im 17 and i love u guys :D

[passdoutcouchpotatos]

u y charming laggy freind

[summit505]

I watch because NovaWar sounds like patrick from spongebob.

Also you guys are epic value, keep up the good work!

[Moomoothecow2123]

@summit505 That is so true. I never thought of that....

[Zelkovan]

I watch lag tv because of your hilarious commentaries. You guys are the only people who cast sc2 casually and don't take it so damn seriously.

And my favorite chocolate bar is crunch...crunchy...

[darkphoenyx27]

I watch this because it is literally 100x better than anything on TV right now.

Also, yes, you need to record that and put it on iTunes.

[savigy1301]

cause your casts are very entertaining... hater gonna hate... tyrone ftw

[HatchChild]

"AFAP" as fast as possible?

i think the marines are the convicts. i think the maurders are volenteers? or something. i remember reading it in the armory of the hyperion in the campian. or something.

is weird to hear you talk about reese's pieces so much. as it is my name lol

lol lol keep up the awesome work guys.

[CzechMate44]

TITS

[marcinsj]

I like it cuz it's natural. I like that u co-cast as friends. I prefer cast without vulgar language but inspite of that u still doinggood job. it's entertaining.

[pelletier1986]

11:20 Sounds like "When I'm on a racist kick..."

hahahah thought it was fitting

[wutheringangel]

If Canada had a caste system, you two would definitely be the princes. Besides the 1 friend on Xbox live I have who lives in your country, I'd never seen anything that got me excited about my northern neighbors...until your casts came along. While everyone else if falling over themselves to cast "pro" games, you guys take it to the streets and show the real reason Starcraft 2 is a success: everyone besides the pros. I wish you guys had the funding to this nonstop with any game you wanted!

[skiPolaK1]

Ciz I shit my pants

[rihardsshtrauss]

I like to watch Starcraft II games and U' re commentary are awesome!!! And I laugh like a 23 year old about ure jokes and stories.! :D

BTW - I' m 20 years old.! :D

[9385dee7]

because i lol

[igotTHEcookies]

god i just fav this vid it started fucking epic and then those zerglings just made it :D

[Nabeshugs]

I watch LAGTV because you two are such spectacular goofballs. I kinda wish I knew anything remotely useful about SC2, 'cause I want you to hit me up with that collab. Keep on rockin' fellas.

[FatBoySlim696]

Cause yo funny.

[c4cypher]

I watch LagTV because I enjoy watching casts like one would watch a spectator sport. However, NovaWar and MaximumusBlack are absolutely hilarious. Why? I don't know, but I can't but help laugh at the shit they say, no matter how juvenile.  They have a very good energy between them .... the only rub is that I can't figure out who the hell is the straight man.

[webad00]

My Father once told me.... "Its not enough to learn from your own mistakes. You can learn from others as well." I get to do that and be entertained at the same time.

[villanelo1987]

I watch you because of the When cheese fails videos. Those are fun. The rest of your videos... meh, just to random for my taste.

[pekje123]

haha dudes I watch your cast coz u are so wonderfully stoned and just doing what u love to do, there is so much dead time and u fill it right up!! =)

[DoubleOh16]

i love me some carmilk bars



[MindofScience3]

Do I need a reason to watch LagTV?

[Purp1eMonkey]

I watch this shit cause Jeff is the only starcraft 2 commentator that is of African American descent

[gnomenbasti]

00:00 - 18:14 That's why I watch this shit.

[disturbed125]

im 19 and i find all your videos hilarious

[iniside]

Why I watch. That's simple. Because you talking. No matter about what. It's really fun to listen you :D, topic is completly irrevelant :D.

[teferi66]

That proxi hatch is the reason I watch this, you would never get epic games casted by two hilarious guys where there are actually interesting things going on with other casters. With ya'll though we get games with proxi hatches and PF drops

[Koldness99]

i watch because you're not fuckings nerds like those other casters

[FaliggetFTW]

I'm 15 and I watch your videos because your hilarious.

If Adam is the master of cerimonies what does that make Jeff?

Black, mostly.

[SPVietBoy]

i watch lagtv because i have no life... *sighs* i think i'll go kill myself now...

kidding, i watch because, 1) its sc2, 2) u guys r hilarious 3) there r some epic (not wins, but fails) on this channel XD

[drfor666]

I love this so much

[XLightThief]

I watch because Adam. :D

[decoy134]

because the nydus canal is in one way and out the other while network is in any way out any way. also, worms don't need creep, they make their own. while i want to subscribe, these little things make me sadface.

[theforkisonthetable]

MY REASON: the idea of cheesing is hilarious, aswell as fails. not only that, but you guys now act as a hub for this, and give people really interesting stracraft games to watch.

i like how you guys mess around, but i also like your casting, and the hilarious reactions you guys have AHHH OHHHH OHHHHHH

[landarl]

I watch because I'm drunk.



[rmdguitar]

I watch cause you cast our games and your funny AND your novascotian 

[willypataponk]

I watch LAGtv because you are funny !!!

[JoshacX]

Because your so goddam funny!! -3

[phychmasher]

I've never played a game of SC2 in my life, but I've watched 90% of your casts. That's how entertaining you guys are.

[pklong88]

LAGTV is awesome, when it's not lagging, ofcourse!!

[willypataponk]

@pklong88 hahahahaha, not funny...

[RhysHunterElkin]

I watch Lag TV for two reasons:

1. You guys cast the best SC2 commentary. Even when it has nothing to do with SC, you guys are hilarious.

2. It's funny as hell watching you guys try to play video games (you're not bad at it you're just not that great :P)

[Timphoi]

Thanks for casting my game! (:

[aeyne]

I'm so not (nor I was) playing SC outside the single campaign, but I just love watching your movies and listening to you guys after I wake up, while drinking coffee and waiting untill World's textures load....

[SEXYDamo116]

put that in the CD

[PungPillaren]

The racism <3

[Razercat<]

Because you guys are, without exception, the funniest game/sport/e-sport casters I have personally heard. I won't claim you two are the best ever, but by far the best I've heard.

Plus, unlike most LAGTV actually has two people to banter, instead of just one guy ranting endlessly!