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  • The RCC is a heresy ! Of course Jesus is a mushroom . The Pope is a child molester !

  • Great song lol

    

  • Jesus was a real fungi.

  • Actually, Jesus is made of wheat. I'm serious. There are faithful now who suffer from Celiac disease, and they can't take communion because the wafer is made of wheat. So they petitioned to have alternative wheat-free wafers, and the Vatican straight up said no, wheat is an essential ingredient that they cannot do without. Therefore, it's clear that the Vatican believes that Jesus was made of wheat!

  • LOL, funny. XD I think it's more likely that Jesus maybe used psychedelics in his ways of teaching.. like a Shaman-type-deal or something. Havent some cultures around the word done that for, like, many thousands of years? Makes sence to me, at least.. ^_^;

  • This song kicks ass.

  • @smodelux

    youtube.com/watch?v=Bfe8iLA5xQ­Y

  • "he was a fungus, a mungus"

    LMAO!!!!

  • I love jesus(magic mushrooms). XD

  • lol

  • 1:42 Tom Cruise? lol

  • The only way things are going to change is if we form a mushroom cult and wake up the masses by secretly setting up mushroom trips for the sheeple so they can KNOW THE TRUTH we know. We need to become the MUSHROOM JESUS'S of the word, and im willing to help lead the way. This is the only way, we need a TRUTH FOR DUMBIES book, so we can simply explain our theory, then back it up by letting the person take the life changing trip.

    WHOS IN???

  • @Mavericks411991 Can we also have a remedial spelling class? You should go there first before moving on to the truth. What good is the truth if you can't spell it?

  • @Ninjalectual What good is the truth if youre so caught up in stupid shit like spelling?? You make me laugh SO MUCH LOL!!!!

  • @Mavericks411991 Correct spelling and grammar aren't "stupid shit." They are essential to high-level communication! Anybody who says "lol" or uses smiles faces doesn't understand that.

  • @Ninjalectual *Smiley faces. And there is a difference between not knowing how to spell, and making a typo

  • @Ninjalectual i dont fookin kare ya stoopid bich faggit aZZ

  • @Mavericks411991 Obviously. Enjoy as your bland unexamined life passes you by...

  • The moral of the story is that we have to die and rise from the dead umpteen times until our egotism has completely dissolved and when it does you have learned your lessons and that is when you have no need to play the game on earth anymore because you won the game and the others are left wondering why :))

  • is this true?

  • @FrogTheFrogFrog it is saying that Jesus plays on peoples emotions without them knowing and therefor they do nothing but hang on the cross of confusion and fear and do nothing.

  • @2Crystalight  oh.

  • Definitely agree that Jesus and the resulting religion (Christianity) are FUNGUS !

  • Update: I recently replied to a fellow here by saying if I wanted bullshit, I'd watch Jersey Shore. For some reason, that made me suddenly wonder what is happening to the shore crew. Think I might check it out after all. Hopefully JWoWW has pulled another woman's hair.

    If someone believes Jesus was a mushroom, does that also mean that 9-11 was not a brilliantly conceived surprise attack by subaltern peoples, but rather a rich white people conspiracy? Thoughts?

  • @Floodlezoot - 9-11 was like if Jesus did another chucking money lenders from the Temple, and then it was used against him in a ritualistic sacrifice conspiracy (crucifiction), so they could use his toppling of their evil to fuel yet more of their evil.

  • I'm offended! I AM not a mushroom!

  • 1:53 - what's that figure??? I had a vision of that guy times ago! Not the picture but the real guy, real vision. I'm not kidding. If someone can gimme some tip on where I can know more about that picture I thank in advance. My English is shit, sorry.

  • @22mar79 I think you are referring to the Magician card from the Tarot. There are many representations, but that is from the Rider-Waite deck. Followed by the Caduceus, just in case you meant that :)

  • @ZarquonFillibuster Yes, you're right, it's the Magician card. The guy was dressed in that very same way, the only difference from the card and the vision I had is that in the vision the guy had a beard. In the vision I had the impression that he was vibrating as being Elijah, but I'm not sure about it. How is it possible? I had never seem that card before, had not even any clue about its existence, and had a vision of that man, that table etc, exactly the same. Thank you for your response! :)

  • if only my religious neighbors knew this ... lol

  • OMG! This is hilarious! :-D

  • he was a fungusssss among usssssss

  • I should clarify, my "fuck you" applies only to anyone who says this moronic theory has any validity at all. Anyone who is saying that is saying that all the many hours of research people poured into the study of the ancient near east means nothing, their professionalism that they honed over lifetimes and their collaboration to MAKE SENSE OF THIS WORLD MEANS NOTHING, because one loser, who (gasp) happened to know enough sumerian to con people with it says something different!!! Fucking moron...

  • @Floodlezoot that is actually exactly what we are saying :|...may I point out that everyone thought that the earth was flat (because of your religion may I add), until some "loser" who (gasp) happened to know enough science to con people into believing something else!!! Fucking moron... ;) same story for the actual age of the earth, and for the earth not being the center of the universe, and evolution :\ should I keep going or do you get it yet...hmm I think I need more swear words...fuck, shit

  • @Floodlezoot - if you took shrooms you'd know better.

    go to the back of the class and read Terence McKenna's Afterword in Philip K. Dick's Exegesis.

  • @MannySteinerBIeeky Or I could read something about Sumerian history, the archaeology of the middle east (agreed upon version by people who actually spent their lives working in that field), and the translation of cuneiform tablets. Oooooops! Are you out of your everloving mind? If I want bullshit, I'll watch Jersey Shore.

  • You people are why I sometimes don't want to live anymore. You're just soooooooooo fucking stupid. Allegro was a hack who made up words by combining Sumerian root words. The words he based his theory on, which he made up, have an asterisk next to them in the book, and in the glossary at the back. I hate Allegro as a historian, and all of you should too. You should hate liars who try to make a name for themselves by fucking around with history. No you'd rather stay stupid. fuck you all

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  • @Floodlezoot

    Hello Turd,check this other pile a shite you wrote,I've enlightened you to a few thing's.seeing you know fuck about history either,must try harder TURD

    LINK NOT WORKING COPY AND PASTE

    John Allegro's "The Sacred Mushroom and the Cross" - a Gnostic Media exclusive video

    AND LAUGHT AT THIS FOOL

  • @Floodlezoot Please make that sometime's today TURD please post on U/T for our enjoyment.

  • @Floodlezoot Please grow a pair and kill yourself

  • if you want to be a complete idiot, listen to this crap and believe it.

  • @ajones123ful

    If you want to be a complete idiot, then make gross assumptions in youtube comments without doing any research whatsoever.

  • @HuckMeHard RESEARCH? ok, go ahead there, Brain, just exactly where do you think i should begin reasearching this? where did you research? tell us about your research. i don't want to be a complete idiot anymore.

  • @ajones123ful

    The song is based off historian John Allegro's research into early Christianity. Eventually he came to the conclusion that ancient fertility cults that used psychedelic mushrooms were the original foundation for Christianity. Sounds bizarre at first, but when you read his works, it actually kind of makes sense.

    In you're interested, I would check out the book, "The Sacred Mushroom and the Cross"

  • @HuckMeHard i know all about allegro's book. knew about it 30 yrs ago. it is a bunch of conjecture and speculations -NO serious historian or academic gives it the least bit of credence except wackos like mckenna. mckenna, who would sit and spew his drivel for hours at a time. allegro and his book are considered a joke. but mckenna isn't a joke he was an evil pied piper of death.

  • @ajones123ful

    Part 1

    You're incorrect in saying that no serious historian gives his views credence. Professor John A. Rush, Professor Carl A. P. Ruck, and others have built upon the findings of Allegro. Also, no scholar can sufficiently challenge Allegro's findings if they do not have an expert grasp of ancient languages, especially Sumerian script, which there aren't many who do. To date I have not seen any serious rebuttals of Allegro's work.

    ...continued

  • @ajones123ful

    Part 2

    The historian that subscribes to a traditional view of Christianity will be left having to explain why Christians chose to include psychedelic mushrooms in Christian art work, of which there are many examples.

    What significance did the mushroom have to early and later Christians, despite the obvious hallucinogenic qualities?

  • @HuckMeHard

    have you ever taken any hallucinogens ? if not you havnt the right to comment,

    because if you had you would know they put you in touch with the Devine.

  • This is the truth

  • shrooms FTW

  • best song ever #truth #realtalk #knowledgeispower

  • Jesus will decompose you. Jesus will decompose ALL of you. Just you wait.

  • No mushrooms were harmed in the production of this song.

  • This song pretty much explains it all =)

  • That is "The Good News", nice.

  • so true i know all of this, i just wish i know it before when i saw an aminita muscaria mushroom, then i would have picked it, now i have to wait till their season and hopefully i will find another one so i can try it

  • During my mushroom peak of 4 grams, I became Jesus and everything was so clear, I understood it all. I wondered if anybody else felt what i felt and if Jesus really could be or not. I went on youtube during my peak and watched this for the first time. I couldnt believe it, i was in TEARS because everything was just so...profiund, true, revealing, understanding..etc. Whenever I listen to this It reminds me of that trip. It was perfect, and changed my life completely. I quit cigs and oxycontin.

  • Lol. Hilarious. Jesus was a fungus among us, born in a manger's dung. Best quote ever.

    Ever wondered why drugs like Magic mushrooms and DMT (also ironic since its in your pineal gland) are the most illegal drugs in the world? Having no negative affects yet you can go to jail for life for selling it?

  • Maybe there was ergot (LSD) in Jesus' bread..?

  • Jesus could be a figurative representation of psilocybin's apex values humanly embodied, a perversion of that ineffable apex by the epoch's (of "his" teaching's manifestation) available language - not necessarily the mushroom itself.

  • oh, so Jesus was a mushroom?

    I see...

  • I am a mushroom

  • yes, but i don't think he was an amanita.

  • so the moral of the story is that christianity and everything it stands for is a "pipedream"?....aint feeling this. wish i had 4 fingers so i could this song 4 thumbs down.

  • @baserocks1 no its all real, but the son of God is a mushroom, not a man.

  • @TheCrackFairy66 yep. Also its a mistranslation in the bible when it says "God made man in his image", originally it was "God made mushroom in his image".

  • @JohnyNomoney well put, man, very well put

  • this made my day :)

  • @JohnyNomoney Manson was a scumbag, everyone needs to ignore that psychotic.

  • its not just shrooms, its psychedelics in general.........DMT is a much more meaningful journey than psilocybin. i cant stand mushrooms, LSD is much more enjoyable and DMT is like smoking a kalidescope that turns into an alien and talks to you

  • I LOVE WEED!!!

  • ...Allegro was wrong....Christianity has nothing to do with mushrooms, and Jesus really did walk this earth. The Gnostics knew about shrooms and developed a false religion around Jesus based on them. That secret knowledge was passed to the Vatican (another form of false Christianity) and you can see the mushroom fountain in the square... an Amanita Muscaria...the bottom one in full bloom.

  • @vachief the Christian church is all about control, manipulation and power. Followers live in the dark and are fed shit, like mushrooms. I prefer to have an open mind and learn real truths that I can apply in everyday life, I do not need the retoric of any fucking ancient fairytale books about people with magic powers to help me out!

  • @Pitfytr ...Your partialy right.....the Roman church is all about world manipulation, power,and control. It would be disengenuious to even call it Christianity, true biblical Christianity that the reformers died for is worth the effort.

  • @vachief When the "reformed" Christians came to the new world they warred on each other, that is why the US government was the first secular government in the world, nobody wanted the other one perverting/corrupting the government against their own religion.

  • @Pitfytr Oh, there's some real truth in the Christian bibles all right, but key parts like meditation and other vehicles that allow connecting to our Source, were stripped and marginalized by "The church".

  • @vachief the Roman Catholics literally WROTE the bible, so I don't know what you are basing YOUR beliefs from except some variation of the book THEY WROTE. The gathering AND EDITING of the Bible was presided over by the Pagan emperor Constantine who lived his whole life as a Pagan and then had a deathbed conversion to help hold the empire together.

  • @Hashishin13 ...There are two distinct lines of manuscripts, the northern stream and the Alexandrian texts. The Christian church was established in over 20 locations, the city of Rome was the last city on the last leg of the 4 journeys of Paul. Constantine was a polititian, his interest in Christianity was nothing more than that, his visions were a work of carefully crafted fiction.

  • @vachief Studied the Cathars in detail, and the Pope's released correspondence with those sent to massacre them and never did I read this.

    Remember, just like Protestants, there are 3000+ religions that are considered "Gnostic".

    "Christian Gnostics" :

    1) Reject the Old Testament due to the class in voice with the new;

    2) Use only the New Testament and several of the so-called 'apocrapha';consistent therewith;

    3) Do make room for the Divine Feminine;

  • @UnoRaza ....Feminine worship is the result of drug use. The Holy Bible says we are to have nothing to do with the "queen of heaven." It is the Romans & Greeks that worship the divine feminine, the bible calls her a whore.

  • @vachief "Feminine worship is the result of drug use."

    You mean drugs like alcohol and/or caffeine, nicotine?

    Heroin, codein, what?

    What do you suppose is the tie-in and do you have a reference ?

  • @UnoRaza ..No..I mean like cannabis, mushrooms or any so called "spritual" drug. They have a common denominator...the divine feminine. Cannabis Culture magazine had a nice rendition of the love goddess on their website, after I called attention to it, they took it down. lol

  • it says i allow you cow's dung in place of human excrement, bake your bread on that.... nothing about growing it on it.....

  • Don't religion keep their followers in the dark about the real story about men like Jesus, hence treat their followers like mushrooms.

  • jesus was a communist mushroom.... a 'mushunist' if you will

  • This is interesting. I had a HUGE trip a few years back where I was at first in communication with a very nasty entity which basically told me we were here solely for their enjoyment, sort of like puppets on a string. Later that evening I was in communication (symbol language) with a very loving entity which eventually showed me a profile of Jesus which was a bit Nordic in appearance.

  • i agree the shroom contributed to some elements of the myth,but jesus was a compilation god who had several elements of symbolism that he consisted of

  • psilocybin mushrooms do not grow in the middle east.

  • @ThomasRowsell are you talking now ? or 2000 years ago ?

  • @acesas

    obv i cant tell if they grew for sure 2000 years ago - but it would have had to be very humid and moist. i dont think that it was like that over there just 2000 years ago.

  • @ThomasRowsell Not if it grew from fresh animal dung as the pscilocybin mushroom does. The Amanita grows in forests, like by the wood a carpenter needs to live from?(get it?)

  • wow. i love you. this song is so beautiful. people need to know the truth. the real story. the bible was just a codec for "be nice, and don't forget, jesus was a mushroom. eat them to know you are as much god as anyone..."

    this song brought tears to my eyes.

  • whatever You say is true from a level of awareness , the song fungus among us I loved creative an funny

  • I wondered when someone would get around to creating a song like this. Enjoyable. Get ready for the Age of Aquarius.

  • I was looking at the poster for the movie Alice in wonderland and Jonny depp was standing under a syk mushroom.

  • thank you

  • I think people like us are just lucky that we saw things throughout our lives that made us unsusceptible to the brainwashing thats ubiquitous in modern western society. I suppose its our obligation to help extricate other people from the brainwashing.

  • I am not sure anyone is "obliged" to help extricate anybody but their own self. This is because the process just seems to happen by itself - and to whom it chooses.

    Nobody "awakened" me, my path to it has been synchronistic.

    However, there is a certain pleasure in disrupting deleterious memeplexes and egregore fields,.. So in that Tricksterous spirit, as an agent of change, it is good and fun to expose minds to beneficial memes and decultify people whenever possible.

  • Influencing peoples views can go both ways. It can be done to delude people or it can be done to show them the truth. I accidentally transmitted the truth about christmas while my goal was only to get some laughs. Similarly this song is hilarious because it exploits the brainwashed idea that mushrooms are an escape from reality rather than a potentiator of reality. Comedy seems to be a good way to transmit the truth. Bill Hicks for example he tells the truth in the form of comedy.

  • @JohnyNomoney for a while I thought there the majority of people are just incapable of thinking freely but I realized thats not the case at all. In college I did a powerpoint presentation on the true origins of christmas, the only reason I did it was because I knew it would be funny and at the start everyone thought I was joking and thought it was ridiculous but I put so much evidence in there that the whole class including the teacher had their views of christmas permanently altered haha.

  • @JohnyNomoney no I think Jesus was a mushroom and people saw that when they ate the mushrooms they suddenly saw the truth and saw all the wrongs inside of them that needed correcting. I think thats what they mean when they said "Jesus is the way, the light". Shrooms open a direct connection to something profound, something I have no trouble calling God. We call it an entheogen they called it the son of God. I honestly think shrooms can save the world if everyone starts taking them.

  • the real question is how do we get everyone to take them. Force feeding is a little impractical tainting the water supplies may be a better approach.

  • @BogMonkey53 its in the air already:)

  • @divedeepinside

    I sooo wish you were right there. All the worries about the contents and purpose of chemtrails would be resolved at once. Unfortunately I still haven't had 'that' kind of experience, even after severely heavy spraying.

  • @BogMonkey53 there are no ifs monkey, the species Will save the earth, only a matter of time while they work their magic, all in due time, its in the book of Eli

  • @BogMonkey53 you are a retarded stoner, i hope this helps...

  • @BogMonkey53 - it's probably more that what they make your nervous system run on (eg usually it'd be serotonin etc) is more like what - beings like jesus' nervous systems run on all the time, because their DNA hasn't been altered by - well maybe annunaki or whoever did that, hence why the sky gods, feathered serpents etc would teach people to use these plants to keep them in contact with their makers and higher-aspects of their own souls etc.

  • @BogMonkey53 - also it is kind of obvious when you look into origins of faiths, as they'd of course start with indigenous folks - just about all of them use enthogens for healing and contacting their ancestors and just for fun or magical battles, depends on the tribes.

    it's no stretch to understand that a jesus would preside over followers / peeps, who'd be taking these sacraments. it's just the same knowledge of the whole Earth, which ironically got suppressed by conquistadors & witch-hunts.

  • What if were all going to burn in the lake of fire for watching this?

  • @tenthousandyearsgoon what if an Eskimo jumped outta my arse and started singing the Swedish national anthem? What then?

  • uhhh, what if this is actually true?

  • @Martins2012 the bastards would have to legalize mushrooms. Then again on American money it says "In God we trust" yet cannabis is illegal despite the fact "God" clearly says in genesis "I give man every herb bearing seed so he can eat of the fruit".

  • Funny, the picture used for the pope, is actually Saint Nicolas. Figure from a traditional Dutch holiday.

    Liked the song. 5 stars

  • we say, we are we from, as a big question but where duz conscuisness come from is an even bigger one....for me the spirit of all things is in the holy mushroom

  • is the sacred mushroom and the cross a great book? i think it might kinda make me christian again.... SCARY

  • pharmacratic inquisition

  • Awsome vid, couldn't agree more.

  • ahahahah Fabulous! :-)

  • Ha ha! Good song! Allegro's work is all out of print, though I did read that "The Sacred Mushroom and the Cross" is being reprinted soon. A lot of what Allegro puts forth seems valid, but it can't be the whole story. More scholarship needs to go into the mushroom cults of the Near East before we close the book on Christ.

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