Funny Insurance Commercial

[MrFixcredit]

AMERICAN INSURANCE SERVICES -CALL 1-888-762-6756

[13kristennicole13]

it wasn't a woman..^

[cataubawoman]

@13kristennicole13 It is now.

[dirths]

Does anyone remember this particular commercial? I think it is an insurance commercial, but I don't exactly remember. In an office, you hear a slow voice over an intercom, "Mr. (Someone), this is your doughnut in the outer office. I need you to come out here and eat me". I saw it one time very late at night with a friend and our mouths dropped in disbelief. I have looked under doughnuts, insurance, commercials and all 3 mixed. Would like to find it and email it to that friend.

[hoacophudu]

it's just me or the man in 0:30 showed his penis?

[andrewlawrence2209]

Does being bitten on the penis get covered by insurance?

[iLaggedxD]

Ouchhhh. xDD

The dog bit his penis, ROFL. <3

[Muzict]

it's not funny at all

[Belisimo125]

If your face start's to fire, it would be funny?

[llDrizz]

0:32 - In soviet russia, Dodge Ram's YOU.

[ymistillavirgin]

@llDrizz yeah, shut up

[llDrizz]

@ymistillavirgin yeah, make me

[Rick33fat]

LoL.. he hit the dodge ram

[NicolaZenere89]

azzo che dolori

[djyash411]

From "The Long Weekend"

[mrmatthew12323]

THIS IS NOT A REAL INSURANCE COMMERCIAL, IT'S OFF OF A MOVIE.

[pecora01]

it isn't any funny

[uarsalan]

to skip the adverts go to 0:38

[Fredyboy1995]

I though the thumbail wa a woman xd

[cyress6]

omg the last scream at 0:04 is like a cartoon lol!!!

[ESTzRewind]

i thought you were supposed to dodge a dodge

[KlassikzHD]

Kid on ramp died.

[Marinemauro]

thumbs up if you thought that was a woman masturbating :D

[mrxai658]

@Marinemauro what woman NOOO

[Theyseemerollin8]

0:21 RIGHT IN THE NUTS!

[tariq1545]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh verrry funny but i very like the man in 0:12 min

[8ull53y3]

this is from the long weekend right?

[Pakizzzz1]

/watch?v=rI2v31F1DS8

[ShadowVampireDragon]

0:09 hapens to bme too not pretty once even after i fell of the bike during race and look at my mate down there the handle bars where milimeters away from crushing my nuts

[Cyanne11]

that was so funny when the calf kicked the guy in the balls lawlz

[mrhalholhel]

So if you ever throw a bucket of gasoline on a fire, we got you covered

[mvsmitty13]

This is from a fucking movie it is not even real.

[Remeez1000]

just because we saw the open leg pic we watch it.......

[YoungKoolness17]

0:15 haha

[FirstSea]

@YoungKoolness17 it's the screaming in pain/terror that cracks me up

[YoungKoolness17]

@FirstSea indeed its what i meant as well

[ALmazzIK]

WHATS FUNNY HERE? IT IS SORROW

[AlmightyGregor]

niceee, :) what is name of the song?

[Stravinsky91]

@AlmightyGregor "Fortune plango vulnera" from Carl Orff:s Carmina Burana (second movement, the one after "Oh fortuna")

[argma50fromrunescape]

stole from the long weekend much?



[signevent]

These type of things really do happen.

[Pakizzzz1]

Not for Girls....

/watch?v=rI2v31F1DS8

[charol009]

0:05 FATALITY!



[MrEvanism]

I can see MEN really need get covered

[speedstertje]

0:15 Command and conquer scream!! Who recognizes this??

[x6zakura]

lol thats right dog, get him where it hurts muwhah! :D

[FasaTDO]

the guy riding a skate (0:24) was knocked out

[Inidiom]

the screams are hilarious, it works..

[TheNaziTaco]

wtf, this looks like someone went through several episodes of afv, picked a few and added end of the world music..............

[UberJanova]

I don't find most of these funny.... In fact a lot of the accidents would probably cause some serious life time injuries. Thats really not cool.

[jamzusa]

@UberJanova Agreed but some are funny, lol....

[StormDeveloper]

I presume it's from some movie.. 

[Strawoc]

Funny ????

[Strawoc]

Funny ????

[DIMDeba]

low kick at 0:20 :D

[nickdavidelijah]

is this really a commerical? if it is its sick . the dudes that got set on fire will probably suffer for the rest of their lives - this aint funny

[aymendrk]

NOT THE BALLS

[TheJakooz]

push 5 few times!!!

[StriveCast]

i dont live by a bridge im covered then

[TheBrandonWeir]

0:07 ohhhhhHHHHHH SHIT UHOhhhh

[vulfiman]

Dude rammed into the dodge ram. :D

[cs188]

This video has a great thumbnail.

[TheYakultization]

This is from a movie, I can't remember the title but it has "weekend" in it. I really liked this one though.

[MrRyanification]

Great Bridge Insurance= Insurance for Rednecks.

[ThePepii19]

WTF! that little bicth boy with the basebol tack......if I was hes Father....he would not be alive today...

[HonestJack]

@ThePepii19 If you were his father I'm pretty sure he would fail English, too.

[ThePepii19]

@HonestJack

are you serious?

that comment was so useles...

[HonestJack]

@ThePepii19 So was that one! Equality is restored, normality lays across us like a warm blanket.

[plopper123]

@ThePepii19 ur useless

[700994]

@ThePepii19

and your stupid

[GlennAnimator]

0:31 Dogde that damn ram!

[gomed01]

funny and smart

[joelieherp]

Stupid fking dumb-ass gay chihuahua!!! DANG I HATE THOSE DOGS AWW OMFG

[dziis6s]

why is it ok to show hurting people but not animals? it's unfare!!!!

[marcmarce27]

@dziis6s because humans are smart enough to make choices. its there fault when they get hurt. abusing an animal is like abusing a kid. they are defensless

[joelieherp]

@dziis6s Ever saw a Dog laugh when it had hurt itself?

[sfuzzyshille]

God everytime someone got hurt I laughed till I pooped

[kyoshintama]

@sfuzzyshille well then sire, your daily life is full of poops lol

[drogheda1966]

Someone else's pain or misfortune isn't funny, it's schadenfreude

[mitoyosi2003]

omg d dude in 0:19 i literally heard d biting sound

[khemaichen]

rofl love that scream at 0:15

[l2804l]

Press 3 or 4 on your Keybord for the best freakin parts ... xD

[zwooshh]

0:19 that dog is gay

[AyaHirano1987]

Dodge Ram

[stuckinwinter2049]

fucking shit, i ve seen many like these and theyve been funny but this is just sad

[ketobi]

Now I know what kind of insurance to take when my dog bit my balls..

[jj99887766]

@ketobi ha ha! Just imagine calling that in.

[DarkestSymbiote]

@ketobi

[BagiClaymations]

why does the thumbnail look like a guy jacking off?

[RaisedByBadgers]

@BagiClaymations 0:18 i guess!

[TheRpporter]

its off the movie the long weekend you fucken clown

[xodarap]

Ah Haaaaa! Now I know what happened to all the "Funniest Home Videos" also-rans! It has always puzzled me how come the Aussie show seemed to have so many *Near* disasters, but then I didn't get to see all these others. Obviously a process of self-selection occurs. This insurance company is actually doing everbody a favour by showing the true disasters.

[Chris97OG]

Hahahaha the ram rammed him hahaha

[00EpicDude00]

Epic Fails!

[patro109]

he ramed the dodge ram!



[TheRemdog101]

how are they allowed o show this on tv

[001648]

HA 0:32 he hits a DODGE........ IRONY

[fakturd78]

@001648 if you cant dodge it. ram it.

[kahiauandkeeaola808]

@fakturd78 that should be the catch phrase for the new dodge ram!

[DjScudMissile]

@001648 He had a choice actually ...dodge ... or ram. We all know what he chose.

[128Btc]

@DjScudMissile Ram is dodge.

[Cyospoolemon]

@001648 more irony, it was a dodge RAM. He chose one.

[KaiserVadin]

@001648 (Time to take this too far ) Ford does not need bail out money but Ford first cars could not go through mud so in reality ford sucks where as with dodge i have not see any problems yet ...

[Araneus21]

@001648 It was a DODGE RAM, you can either dodge it or ram it

[TheHarryploper]

@001648 and the dodge was a RAM to lol

[SoulReaper193]

@001648 lol i agree

[blackjackdrift]

@001648 and yet no dent >:)

[GotYoochun]

Yeah, too bad you can't get insurance for your balls. Damadge one, or bust one, get one in replace. I would voulenteer to be a ball breaker >=)

[15LilTre]

it really starts to get funny at 0:19

[15LilTre]

lol



[Citzen92]

0:16 EPIC

[SIngratta5]

Anybody notice he got hit by a dodge.. how ironic

[RawangBoyz98]

0:18

[aussiemonkey83]

OUCH!!!!

[dtpc191991]

Fuk Go Compare this shuld be the add for all insurance.

[rusia0071]

did someone know the name of the music in the video!!? pls 

[satyasvarup]

Epic was the muslim guy practicing to be good terrorist got face burnt!

[kimomaki]

@satyasvarup hahaha, yeah, and so was the muslim guy on the bicycle, and the other muslim guy on the trampolino, and the other litle muslim playing baseball... idiot !! (by the way, did you know there are 1.6 billion muslims on earth, so... a big number of terorists !!! you can shit in your pans now, dumb) 

[satyasvarup]

@kimomaki Look we have a muslim lover, as usual they can't take humour. So what the hell,are you gonna blow me up now? But first of all, learn to spell properly will you?Coz retards who'se lacking intellect are a total waste of time and they should just keep to watching clips. And for god sake, it's an offence for a muslim who can't spell "terrorist" properly. So does that make you dumber? I removed the first comment & I tried using simple words for your comprehension.

[kimomaki]

@satyasvarup "stupidity is not a crime, so you are free to go"

[satyasvarup]

@kimomaki I'm so damn sure about that when I learned you still seem to roam freely. I also noticed you sound smart when you keep it to a single line. Far out spelling bee!

[tozzaa]

@satyasvarup lol im not even bothered about arguing but i thought it necessary to point out that you are having

a go at him for spelling mistakes and yet you have put 'who'se' instead of who's. since when did it have an e anyway??

[satyasvarup]

@tozzaa Quiet an observation there, but typo error wouldn't be counted as spelling mistake isn't it. I'm amazed at how people would scrutinize something mundane on internet and make an effort to point it out when they are not involved, which intrigue me on asking if you are related to foul mouthed spelling bee here, just asking casually, no offense though.

[13moredays]

@satyasvarup Oh look we got a jew, watching his freinds on youtube!!!

[satyasvarup]

@13moredays Say it seems a little vague on how you came up with that theory and are you another "freind" of spelling bee?

[Nakiaiscool]

wow

[1995lay]

This is from a movie, I am sure!

[hicksamunga]

@1995lay sure is, The Long Weekend

[0wolfplayer0]

XD I keep rewinding to the first one...I can't stop LOL

[Singsonggirl]

haha probably the cheapest and easiest way to make an insurance add..

[rox4949]

not funny

[Anything2bCool]

:10 - :20 are classic fire screams

[mssingu123]

omg tht chihuahua bit his cock

[thedixiechannel]

interesting....

[19dec1981]

youre covered

for stupidity

[TommyCee123]

0:18 LOL

[411NewYork]

He Rammed the Dodge. (Ba Dum Tis)

[volsrock49]

awwwwwwSHIT UAHHH

[Tagard1995]

he says ah shit at 19-20

[EmilyJosh1000]

hahahahaha

[khemaichen]

0:16 LOL that scream :D  hahahaha

[fuckyouemobitch14]

@khemaichen i needed that XD

[Jochnickel]

they are to stupid to live

[ToZaTop]

I NEED 1 MORE PERSON TO SUBSCRIBE TO ME PLEASE, TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY

[levaithan666]

isnt this from the movie long weekend?

[livingmania]

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[bryan46619]

song name???

[criplebee]

@bryan46619 carmina burana

[ItsTheChief117]

@Boosase No... With Great insurance comes no responsibility. ;)

[KirVIL1]

Есть много смешных видео про падения, но это почему то не смешно...

[777ancon]

0:17 is similar to mo0rtal kombat (the scare y the cry)

[criplebee]

the sound at 0:24 is hilarious. xD

[9krt]

Humor Rule #1: It's Always Funny When It Happens To Somebody Else.

Humor Rule #2: If It Happened To You, It Will Be Funny A Year From Now.

Humor Rule #3: If It Happened To A Loved One, Change The Names So They Can't Sue You.

Humor Rule #4: Schadenfreude Is The Best Freude Of All.

[madnessdexter]

my insurance does not cover testicles getting bitten by a chihuahua

[garply101]

The calf giving a swift Karate kick to the balls was epic. Not going without a fight!

[webcityguy]

It's only funny 'till someone gets hurt - then it's fckn hilarious.

[sorenc3612]

LOL

[darket1234]

0:10 GOD that gotta hurt!

[SelfDestruct12]

0:16 there's a flare up in his bush lol

[saadaq2005]

fire man

[EmpressCethlisss]

@puffrooster , Because, it's not funny - it's fucking hilarious.

[animal3896sw]

hahha

[001648]

33 people were hurt in this video

[TheThomasTT]

@001648 55 already?

[lorrainerose2001]

@TheThomasTT It Was 3 Months Ago Idiot

[TheThomasTT]

@lorrainerose2001 LOL , so what

[thexxxgiaxxx]

The fact that u put funny INSURANCE commercial as the title kinda takes the funny out of this vid :P

[BBPhobia]

This is from a movie called "the long weekend"