Improv Monologue Project 51 Mark Meer

[Nighthawk42493]

FUN FACT: Mark Meer did the voices for the Vorcha in Mass Effect. He also did a voice for this guy called Shepard.

[Frki2]

@Nighthawk42493 "This guy called Shepard"

Hope you are being sarcastic.

[Nighthawk42493]

@Frki2 Yeah haha

[xXelmarcoCFCXx]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite improv video on the internet.

[sgtNACHO]

it's strange how you can definitely hear Commander Shepard, yet its different from his standard voice. Jennifer Hale's voice is practically the same. I think he could've put a little more "him" into Shepard.

[Cakeson123]

I'm commander shepard and this is my favourite bible in the citadel

[gogman25]

I can't listen to him without hearing Shepard.

[42crazyguy]

Wait............. did the camera man fall down?

[jonesyfield]

you see! this is what i picture when i hear shepherd talk, a guy selling bibles! or a tax collector, or maybe a traffic cop that takes his job way seriously. he would be good in something else but he has no range as a commander. jennifer hale does a way better job, correct me if im wrong, im not hating or spamming i just feel like the actor could be someone with more range and passion (?passion?) well ya know..any feedback is cool.

[KHII]

@jonesyfield ok here's some feedback, that statement you just made was complete and utter nonsense. Some have said Hale overacts, while Meer is a more realistic portrayal of a military leader, I hate when people say one is better than other, they both have their strengths and flaws

[jonesyfield]

@KHII yeh prolly whatever i guess. if thats what ya think!

[jonesyfield]

@KHII i just dont like it.  i wasnt stating any facts. i sometimes laugh when he says serious things. its probably just me.

[gutilis3]

@jonesyfield yeah and jennifer hale seems like is playing the role of a model who just took the job of a commanmder! she overracts like she' trying to impress! that doesn't fit the mass effect' commander shepard!

[jonesyfield]

@gutilis3 sure i guess, if thats how you feel.

[bachepologreece1]

get back on the Normandy

[MercenaryFoxMcCloud]

Amazing.



[demonhoopa]

I'm Commander Shephard and I don't know why I forgot to act this well in Mass Effect

[SteveVader101]

"I'm commander Shepard, and this is my favorite story in the bible"

[EmadZback1]

KEEP Pressing 3

[WynneL]

*giggle* Okay, now I finally understand that forum sig about the living bible of Mark Meer...

[Mjuzaism]

Christian Bale meets. Charlie Sheen = Mark Meer

[deathrooster14]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite Bible on the Citadel.

[IshDat1KiD]

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That's all I gotta say

[joshuaarias100]

The living bible has reapers in it 0.o Chapter 5 verse 9 The story of the Soldier who banged aliens and fought the reapers. Chapter 6 verse 2..... The Prizzzzzzzzzzzzzzeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeee ;D

[deathrooster14]

I'm commander Shepard, and this is my favorite bible on the Citadel!

[obiwanless]

That's a win, that's a mark meer awesome monologue win. Roll the next clip Steven.

[transitline]

also this vid made me want to try a playthrough with maleshep, never tried it before

[transitline]

lol "now run backwards away from me on the tracks like a real train would"

[lightsaber609]

Commander Shepard: Buy this Bible or I'll cut your balls of and sell them to a Krogan!!!

[CrazyMaz20]

Cowboy Bebop ftw.

[oldschool233]

haha that impromptu was pretty damn good

[SigmarusOne]

Strange thing is that Shepard really resembles to Jesus in some ways, I mean think about it, he had in ME2: 12 Squadmates, get's killed and get's back to life, he's Shepard, the Shepherd of Humanity-- like Jesus, Lazarus, Legion, Sovereign, etc., ALWAYS spreading "the word" about the Reapers but most never listen, only when it's too late.

[TheCrimsonFatalis]

I should go.

[PoopaPapaPalpatine]

I'm Commander Shepard, and I can do comedy

[Rubayat25]

i'm Commander Shepard & this is my favorite video on Youtube..

[leahcimrac]

Jesus Christ Commander Shepard is actually skinny.

[coolkids3511]

HOLY COWBOY BEEBOP, JESUS IS SUPERMAN!

[augustovj]

You rock, Shep!

[Carbonific]

Only Commander Shepard could sell a bible to an atheist.

[tricksterhuaun]

@Carbonific He could, Shepard would just say

"I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite bible on the citadel"

[executioneer7676]

@Carbonific Your Right, i doubt he's a theist anyways. lol

[lilolzers]

THIS WAS IN EDMONTON WTF

[Lennyohh]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite improv monologue on the internet

[roundtablenerds]

Wasn't that the theme song to Cowboy Bebop?

[vaders501fist]

I'm Commander Jesus........and I have an epic beard.

[CowHoofOnAHotPlate]

omg, its cowboy bebop music!

[HirachieOfSociety]

No matter how I look at it... I just picture Shepard.

[Forrest40PF]

"What can you tell me about the Bible?"

[Cuervo666]

Paragon +100

[Cuervo666]

Get back to the Normandy Shep!

[EspionageDB7]

The only possible choice if Gordon Freeman we're to ever become audible!

[waterhawk64]

@EspionageDB7 heyyy...you're good at that!

[Rave7557]

Im Commander Shepard....

[anticliche321]

wait Jesus fights the pirates.. yesssssss :D If he had ended there I would have bought it :P

[SXCICRAIG]

This must be paragon

[romannk]

edited

[romannk]

i thinnk they his voice too much

[OoopMAXqooO]

He's talking about the Mass Effect bible

Jesus = Shepard

Pirates = Batarian slavers

[LordDeathRay]

IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME VOICE.

[DirkXXVI]

@LordDeathRay I'm tired of your disingenuous assertions

[IMB2U]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite Mark Meer on the.....cita.....HEY! EVERYONE! THIS MAN DISCRIMINATES AGAINST THE FAITHFUL!

[ComrnanderShepard]

Underrated voice actor :(

[ratchetfp]

@ComrnanderShepard Agreed. He's so understated and dry, however, that I can't blame FemShep fans for mistakenly rating her more apparent emotions as indicative of better talent.

[Heyoupally]

This is one commander Shepard who romanced Ashley

[TheChuchulainn]

I'm Commander Shepard, and the one where Jesus dies to save humanity from the Reapers is my favorite Bible story.

[frogger12346]

Cowboy beboppu!

[FO3rulez]

Damn love the cowboy bebop remix!

[EveryMn]

This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a very long time...

[dagon940]

I'm commander shepard and this is my favorite video on youtube

[ArmanCortez1]

hmmmm i KNOW he is the voice for shepard and all, but his normal voice doesnt sound like shepard..then again i can do different voices myself rather easily that dont sound like my normal voice at all.

[gentlemenRick]

Okay he sounds like Shepard but in no way in hell he looks like commander shepard.

[CodytheMan08]

because hes not the model for shepard, mark vanderloo is the model.@gentlemenRick

[gentlemenRick]

@CodytheMan08 well no shat

[IncredibleFulk1]

You can fight like a Krogan, run like a leopard

But you'll never be better than Commander Shepard



[Dialgadude]

Mark, nobody cares about Jesus at this moment! Now buzz your hair, grab an assault rifle, and join me to rid the universe of evil aliens!

[r35119]

Garrus you're the archangel?

[Mark124816]

11 reapers disliked this video xD

[vuk030]

PARAGON + 9

[powkakashi]

I'm commander shepard and this is my favourite Improv on youtube

[FellFather]

So does improv monologue mean that they make it up on the spot? Coz if thats what it means, then Mark Meer is one talented guy!

[FosforitoDuracell]

I know that is Tank! from the Seatbelts, but I've never heard that version. Where can I find it?

[spartanwarrior46]

ARRRRRRRRRRR SHEPERD THIS IS GARRUS OMG ZMOG YOUR ON EARTH YOU BASTERD WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME

[SoreThumbSociety]

You're damn good Shepard..

Damn good.

[J01LYROG34]

I should go...

[pillagerromanman]

He really doesn't sound that much like shephard normally, shephard's voice is more commanding and deep. Still, it's him and he has a pretty sweet voice.

[RooKastle]

Thumbs up if you only came on this video to see commander shepard...

[DORproductions117]

Repent, for the Reapers draw near!

[YaiBugy]

I'm Mark Meer, and this is my favorite song from Cowboy Beebop.

[DupeDupeFTW2]

That was pretty funny. "So he flew around the world a bunch of times so fast that it turned time back and Loius Lane was saved."

[mooseknuckle51]

Commander, you are drunk!

[namiyay]

@robross1992 They should make you get renegade points for doing that :x

[CihanSan]

hmmm he doesn't sound like commander shepard...

[Bleu098]

if i close my eyes, i picture my Shepard talking about the bible... O.o

[koalas4life1]

I enjoy the sightof humans on their knees...... that was a joke.

[koalas4life1]

I enjoy the site of humans on their knees...... that was a joke.

[Coruscant0]

drop that book and go bang miranda or liara insted Mark

[th3MUTT]

damn... everyone close your eyes haha

[1upD]

Hearing Mark Meer's voice and not seeing my own [virtual] face is wierd.

[captainmorgan555]

Am I the only one who noticed that the song at the beginning is the Cowboy Bebop theme song?

[UltraDaveDude]

I'm laughing so hard listening to him.

It just brings all my thoughts of my character :)

[praudmur]

he sounds like shepard. just listen carefully

[Wolfrain789]

@praudmur well thats because he is shepard :P

[teddybearhunter]

Turn away without looking at him at iy sounds exactly the same.

[TheNexus]

So Mark...does this mean you're sticking with Ashley in  ME3?

[RXcinemas]

@TheNexus lmao!!!

[STRING3R]

He sounds....different.

[Dimensionaluk]

@STRING3R Isn't that good? Mean's he has got range.

[Mynameisnotooo]

@STRING3R Less bland.

[Xelpherpolis]

Mark Meer just became more awesome

[LTChaosLT]

listen him talking for 30-40 seconds and you gonna feal commander shepard

[MinosDaedalus]

@LTChaosLT for me it took only 5 secs :)

[lollerfisk]

I demand Mark Meer's epic cowlick as a new hairstyle for Shepard.

[KillahBree]

He flew so fast around the world that he went back in time lol

[mydognamedrikki]

well this explain why i chose him has a paragon and jennifer hale has my renegade

[St3aua86]

He doesn't sound like ME commander....

[MegaRekyyli]

@St3aua86 Umm, yeah he does.

[AntiCOICA]

Mark Meer should be a comedian.

[MegaRekyyli]

@AntiCOICA He IS!

[RyouuichiKun15]

Wth?! This isn't even Funn....ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!

[yonisis]

so what i've understand, mark meer does the voice and some dutch male model does the face etc?

[bloodnchocolate]

@yonisis That's correct. Mark Meer is the voice, and the default face for Shep is Dutch model Mark Vanderloo. Battle of the Marks!

[BercilakdeHautdesert]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite verse in the Bible.

[Fairport4Life]

" It was just Old Man McReedy tying to scare people away from his silver mine, and he would've got away with it to if it weren't for that pesky nazarine." sounds like he was high watching Scooby-Doo

[Teiji89]

Mark Meer is a very good voice actor. I think he suite Male Shepard well especially if he looked default. Mark Meer played also several additional roles in Dragon Age. It may be hard to tell at first but if you listen well.

[FanofRvB]

Well spoken Commander!

[Nighthawk42493]

i bet theres a bumber sticker on his car that says

My other ride is the Normandy

[bushwhack69]

i hate mark meers voice, shepard would have been better suited to have keifer sutherland as the voice

[Elfrunner]

LOL!! What is this?? Jesus fights the pirates! That's hilarious!

[mrst3ak]

IM TIRED OF YOUR DISINGENUOUS ASSERTIONS OF THE BIBLE!!! *PUNCH* HA jk i would never punch commander shepard in the face, thats just stupid :)

[hassam67]

I'd pay an extra 60 bucks to have a in game version of this included in Mass Effect 3

[levitan71]

i did have a femshep character but deleted her due to her constant Bitch tone

[TheImpossibleMan]

I preferred MaleShep in ME1 and FemShep in ME2.

[Madmanin]

The 10 people with dislikes play female Shepards. Damn you!

[Zerzios]

If they do make a movie, how would they put meers voice to vanderloos body?

[Spartan120]

It's official.

We need to petition Bioware for a Shepard Stand-Up/Improv Routine in ME3.

[dajellyfish]

Shepard is Christian proven fact

[kiraeh]

I'm Commander Shepard and Jesus is my favorite action hero.

[Commonwealth96]

haha, fuckin lois lane

[BrandonHasAChannel]

I'm Commander Shepard and I love Purple Sticky Punch!!!

[chris200830]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite lead voice actor on the planet.

[SwobyJ]

Hey Mark, I'm sure direction tells you to 'space marine' it up for Commander Shepard, but this acting (albeit in a more gruff tone) would be far more appropriate for him. JUST SAYIN

[Rades]

I should go

[hugamonkey11]

"Christ."

"Shepard."

[KevinBusomjack]

He doesn't sound anything like Commander Shepard.

[ordniki]

@KevinBusomjack

ACTing!

[KevinBusomjack]

@ordniki

heh, no kidding.

[RPGfiend]

@KevinBusomjack You need a hearing test done bud.

[pokesephy]

I'm Commander Shepard and this bible is a Big Stupid Jellyfish!

[JannikDetheroc]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite story in the bible.

[riitchiie]

Mark Meer, Comedic Genius!

[YouthEnergy]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite railroad track on Eden Prime.

[RoyRenegade]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite bible on the planet

[MrReadyfist]

There's a sketch here on youtube called "CAUTION: May Contain Nuts - D and D" where he plays an old wizard

LOL

[jegvilhais]

At your service Commander!

[CommElite]

"Who said anything about love? I'm just trying to get you into bed." Naughty Shepard

[sanjak]

can i see a renegade version of this?

haha just kidding

[spo666tty]

Mark meer.. Your a legend ^^ COMMANDER SHEPARD FTW!!

[TempusSans]

Commander Shepard is teh sex!

[LordSion45]

"Its just a big, stupid pirate!" LOL

[Coppercross]

Steven Blum is the voice of Grunt. Ironic they used the Cowboy Beebop "Tank!" theme.

[Xx7Zeithious7xX]

COMMANDER!!!

[longlun]

Wrex.

[ilwzxvn]

I'm Commander Shepherd, and The Living Bible is my favorite Bible in the world.

[jackbernett]

this store HATES THE POOR!!!!!!!!!

[SpiritoftheEmperor]

i'm commander shepard, and this is my favorite religion in existence.