safetyvid

[steb0987]

rofl at 3:45 There's nothing he could have done to prevent that

[Chdonga]

@steb0987 Don't fucking stand so close to a crate full of cinder blocks.

[looker999997]

That's OK, I wasn't planning on working anyway.

[tripoli911]

My favorite is the guy that tries to hammer a nail, which ends up in his eye. What exactly did that guy do wrong?

[gorillazhead]

Lol, the scream at 1:40, pussy.

[MrDefScythe]

The first day on the job it would quit! If I didn't die first.

[RentingSpam]

This is so messed up.

[DarkoMusiqBeatz]

who the fuck steps inside a baler hahahahaha

[girlEgirldrugnerd]

i quit

[TheFreakifier]

Morbid channel anyone?

[superhel]

Safety at Work is only possible in Germany...

Because in Germany we have no time for accidents!

[StarEclipse506]

The ending message should have been

STAY AT SCHOOL, OR BE HAPPY WORKING AT MCDONALD'S THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

[LAndriAker]

Best safety video ever!

[amosthree]

They stare death in the face everyday, but they don't swear. I have respect for them.

[Th3UnD3TaK3r]

Why the hell would anyone welt on explosive barrels??!

[BlueAnglicWings]

I wonder if anyone else laughed at this when it shown at their work place.

[CowardAnimator]

2:47

"I don't have to wear safety gloves, because I'm Homer Simp-"

[HoneyGlazedHams]

Will I be here tomorrow? Who's to say? I'm not going to take a welder to a barrel filled with what I can only assume is some sort of inflammable liquid tomorrow, that much I know.

[amosthree]

2:13 happens in my place of work all the time.

[Secretgardengate]

LOL



[JAKE13erator]

"Will you be here tomorrow?" *tears up resume and walks out door*

[hollowman113]

wow thats intense...u wanna petrafy ur employees so that they watch there every step

[zeekyblahIV]

pause at 2:51. JIZZ IN MY PANTZ!

[darthsephy]

I bet that factory doesn't get a lot of applications

[Potchi79]

Do you think anyone ever gets hurt making these safety videos?

[FlyingRat1]

Right, I know how I can die at work, now how do I prevent it?

[SpeedStrike7]

@FlyingRat1 Wear full body armour. :D

Like a gimp suit, but thick armour.

[Osama213]

Alright, now if you would all kindly sign these insurance waivers, your orientation will be finished and we can all get right to work.

[Niobesnuppa]

Oh wow.

[Demonmack0]

HOLY FUCK.

[Kasevam]

The moral of this video: Beware of workplaces that are possessed by Satan.

[walkthroughunlimited]

Yeaaah, I think I'll work in an office...

[Dureil]

That place is fucking haunted.

[Demache92]

2:02 - Forklift operator: "Like I give a fuck".

[cultmiester]

lol 90s

[HectorJ130]

This is fuckin hilarious.

[monicannabella]

I learned not to weld an oil drum.

[StarryKid06]

totally epic

[YoshiShell]

0:51-0:59

x_x;

[itsCAKEfan]

1:01 - Face of determination.

[cultmiester]

@itsCAKEfan is it just me or does that face look like David Cameron?

[jasonpaulbaker]

better than saw :D

[drbanner70]

I LOVE this video! It gave me lots of ideas for pranks to pull on my co-workers this coming April Fools Day!

Legend has it that the film crew set up "accidents" to happen for real and filmed it all (NO dummies or stunt people were used to make this video!). Then the workers (those who survived!) had to sign waivers in order to receive much-needed medical attention...at least that is what my brother's friend's cousin,s dad told me.

[Windpick]

"sorry ted. no more overtime hours" AW DANG IT!!! *shoves hand in machine*

FAIL!!!

[ptrain191]

Why the hell is he cutting an oil drum with a blow torch?

[hemicharger94]

the best part is that this was actually meant to be a serious safety video XD

[InvisibleRen]

Bwuahahahahahahah! This is the first time I've laughed at dismemberment.

[fallingupward1]

Just gonna punch in for another day at the DEATH FACTORY BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[Atakith]

They should replace Saturday morning cartoons with this. A lot more entertaining!

[LucaviAD]

I find this video easy to hard to masturbate to .

Sorry - I lied & came buckets.

[masterpanos1990]

Do the safety dance!!

[giantrobots1122]

Still more entertaining than any saw or final destination movie.

[yiushin2]

"You have to go to work everyday with the attitude that you are going to be brutally slaugthered"

[Windpick]

this was created when they realized how much leftover fake blood they had from the horror they were working on at the time.

[InvisibleRen]

@Windpick Wow, wish I could thumb this 5 more times.

[LikaLaruku]

That's the best horror comedy I've seen since Shaun of the Dead.

[524mills]

1:06 EYE saw what you did there.

[SkyFeline]

...The fuck happens at 1:18 or so?

Is that still the steam guy?

[Servannus]

This was the greatest video I've ever saw... but also the most goddamn terrifying. Now I must live the rest of my life in fear of flying nails and industrial machines.

[AndThenSpoons]

Where can I apply for a job at the Nightmare Factory?

[osuasheuatl]

Cracked sent me

[Simian2D]

1:05

Where'd they get the cool anti-gravity nails?

[PinguHitlerParodies]

and these guys probably get paid minimum wage rofl!

[MOUPIMOUPI]

1:15

It was Two Face, Harvey. Two Face...

[Esoto826]

Does that company have any employees left ?

[vajayjayfrendly]

I would hate to work at this place.

[johnkolbek]

What kind of factory is this?!

[wonderfulkitty]

This seems to be more like a Final Destination trailer than a safety video.

[RIVEXNGLE]

Days Since Last Accident: [0]

[TheGuyInUrCloset]

The only thing i am wondering is if this is fake, because it shows breaks logo down in the corner, and for those of you who dont know, break is a channels with pranks, skits, and fails, and I am not sure which category this falls under.

[holyfallon]

@TheGuyInUrCloset It's a real safety video. OSHA sells it as one, at least..

[cheepersmommy]

Does this classify as a vintage episode of 1000 ways to die?

[stringsdafistmcgee]

HILARIOUS!!

[timeparadox888]

"Will You Be Here Tomorrow?"

Um... no. I don't think I want this job anymore.

[DGF2099]

Does Wile E. Coyote own this company?

[Kveli100]

who the fuck welds a drum of oil???

[DGF2099]

Can I ask where these people work so I can stay the hell away from it?

[DGF2099]

Wow, bad synthesizer music, bad computer graphics and what sound like Striders shooting, this intro has it all!

[PinheadChubby]

Saw this @ a film house in Chandler, AZ a few years back. Love these video's. Be safe or they will do cheesy reenactments of your accident too!

[iszalgocomin]

D:!!!!!!!

[DoctorCapitalist]

I have made the biggest Health and Safety decision ever, I'm looking for a white collar job D:

[lkpm3p]

the last bit of the video.... why would some guy be stupid enough to try and weld a barrel full of explosive material... i mean seriously!

[QxJudge]

This is better than Saw....

[EffOne95]

1:17 looks like he got his lunch on his face.

[ComradeGraty]

orientation at my new job the other day would be much more exciting if this had been shown

[Roguesheart]

One word that describes this video: AMAZING

[oblivionspawn07]

It's like Final Destination. wtf

[tehsuperepicpwnzor]

Cracked.

And this is so insanely gruesome it's almost entertainment. But holy crap. I think I'm working from home. 0_0 

[MSTRadock]

<3 you EIT

[Tierastriel]

O.O

[Phluffey]

Well I'm not getting a job.

[sweata71]

is this fucking SAW 7 or some shit?

[sweata71]

this video is NSFW

[fleshnbonefan]

FATALITY!

[jlotus100]

Jesus, man! I'd quit if I had to work in the Saw franchise that is this workplace!

[firebrat01]

The gy with the hammer was even wearing his safety goggles. Pity.

[Spootchies]

This video should be complemented with metal.

[mogstah]

Damn workplace, you scary.

[ArceusNazi]

This video made me cry.

[117badassbuddy]

Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from safety videos such as "Fireworks: The Silent Killer" and "Will You be Here Tomorrow?"

[Alishaikh94]

03:29 its harry from dexter!

[stinko444]

That was the most metal work safety video ever

[HouseLyrander]

I love how it ends on a Baysplosion instead of, you know, FUCKING SAFETY TIPS!

[MrDavidHarrison]

It's still better than the last Final Destination film ¬_¬

[MaximumMadnessStixon]

It's like a cheesy 80's version of "Final Destination."

[Silvete]

i used to work in a man power factory with machines...............

yea um alot of the reinactments looked fake

[EssentialPedagogy]

The human foot contains more blood than the rest of the body put together!

[rejeznik]

what a nightmare. i was so unprepared for this carnage. also for a second i thought the arm stuck flailing in the lathe still had the guy attached to it....

[RnadomGUy9845]

Also, all this really did is make me look forward to a nice cozy office job.

[RnadomGUy9845]

Wait, at 2:15 - How the fuck could you possibly be prepared for that?

[batcountryrabid]

Final Destination aint got shit on safety videos.

[BradfordRaver]

this makes SAW and final destination look like bambi and the jungle book

[Str8KillersAirsoft]

after watching this, i honestly don't think i will be here tommorrow.Even the poor guy sitting in his office is not save

[DoloresHaze84]

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

[voltaman33]

56 secs.-With this ring I thee bled.

[ExMachina70]

Wow! I never knew death could be SO COOL!

[WingAscendant]

Why did I laugh at this?

[KarikoEmpire34]

At the end of every employee in this video it should say "FATALITY! THE WORK HAZARD WINS."

[Uh8MeIh8U95]

lmao this is worse then Saw

[mistervader]

Is this a safety film or a disaster movie trailer?

[CarlitoRproductions]

0:55 made me CRINGE! How did his finger pop off?

[chelydramat]

@CarlitoRproductions The ring got hung up on that bracket, degloving and tearing off the finger. Though having something like that happening is like winning Hell's lottery.

[Zolga00]

I WOULD NOT WORK THERE

[pokerguy94]

WTF does this factory even make? Manufactured death?

[ZeroZiat]

2:55 partner is dead? jerk him off.

[werebee]

This factory is a deathtrap.

[Bleenderhead]

ARGH MY LEFT EAR

[itanimullitenretni]

@Bleenderhead

This comment so accurately reflected how I felt while watching this video that I almost peed my pants after reading it.

[yarsinc]

@Bleenderhead I had me headphones on as well.

[popeye802]

Wtf man????? Jajajajajaaa!!!!

[Freeisme]

I've had my foot ran over several times and never has it just squished like a water balloon. That was hilarious.

[TheColdfriction]

1:10 is Oscar winning material

[Allergic2StupidAchoo]

Dude, why would that guy at 4:16 use heat that close to a red-striped barrel. Hasn't he ever played any first person shooters?

[Ryuhza]

Weird wasn't the word I was looking for.

[Biodeamon]

I can`t tell if this is horrifying or hilarious

[masterpanos1990]

4:21 WTF?..BOOOOM!!

[GunRyd3r]

see what happens when you arrogant fucks dont put on your safety glasses...you blow up the whole fucking factory

[masterpanos1990]

Saw prequel?

[statikdog]

I'm just glad someone happened to be filming.

[CoCoSkol]

Some of this shit was like final destination type deaths. People were killed by things they didn't cause. Like the fucking oxygen tank rocket smacking that guy in the face.

[macewindex]

Most of these geniuses got what they deserved.

[Zorf96]

This is why I'm unemployed.

[Lurdanjo]

This video is equal parts horrifying and hilarious.

[orwellianson]

I think they should make a theatrical release of this film but with a bigger budget... oh wait they already did: It's called FINAL DESTINATION!

[bmalone05]

2:00 Sounds like the guy says "Oh Shit!!"

[xiniks]

this video is anti-work propaganda

[fhistleb]

These people work in hell. Pay is less than minimum wage.

[superrad1337]

2:18 wasn't even doing anything wrong. That's convinced me, I'm never going to work again.

[inzanozulu]

Sorry but what the FUCK was the guy innocently sitting at his office (@2:18) supposed to do to protect himself from that rocket? Wear some damn medieval armor while he eats his sandwich?

[DeathnoteBB]

@inzanozulu It's his own fault for trying to sit down and enjoy a sandwich, idiot should have known better. *shakes head solemnly*

[chelydramat]

@inzanozulu he was the guy who wanted to save money by not buying chains for the gas cylinder cart.

[lmno101]

Guy gets electricuted=shake that motherfucker.

[YouW00t]

The black dude was injured before being hurt

[amosthree]

Even the guy at 3:50 thinks this is funny.

[user747747]

This vid prob increased 'Workplace Paranoia' by 500 percent lol.

[spookyspookydave]

that manikin will never be able to work again

[crazyfooInc]

Cracked sent me here! :-D

[AntonyJosephM]

@crazyfooInc Cracked rules fool!

[culbertsonew]

If youre gonna demonstrate safety, be sure to be as gorey and without plausible meaning as you can be.

[Thatevilmidget]

@culbertsonew Also, make sure to use a magical nail that can propel itself at your actor's eye with enough force to permanently blind them.

[IneptusMechanicus]

Suddenly unemployment doesn't seem so bad.

[SHsurreal]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!! This is fuckin brutal! I sure don't want to work there!

[flamingmonkays]

been looking for this. thanks!

[sum1uknoh]

Thumbs up for the guy who dropped like a boss at 2:13

[PestigeKelpone]

1:38 Like an arm could bend like that.

[Hydrassas]

I can't really see what's going on at 0:53 is the message something along the lines of "Don't get married or we'll take your finger!" ?

[BeckyDR]

"daveslady" answered that question further down in the comments

[lenny0861]

I never laughed so hard, Its like the old airforce videos THIS could BE YOu. when they showed you how to use condoms

[lenny0861]

I never laughed so hard, Its like the old airforce videos THIS could BE YOu. when they showed you how to use condoms

[jedibob007]

The dude at 3:45 is doing the right thing, he came out of this potentially deadly incident unscratched cause he had his safety glasses on the entire time.

[grammartwo]

i love how the guy at 0:42 is obviously a dummy

[Ablequerq]

It was shot in 1998? Looks more like1989!

[mcgregwood7]

My brother worked at Saturn for 10 years and he had to watch this every single year. I have a hard time taking this work video seriously. I used to work at Walmart and they made me watch some stupid work safety videos. I wish I could find them bc there was one where this walmart employee had a drunk, abusive boyfriend and he came to the store looking for her. It was about how domestic violence can effect the workplace. Really bad acting and funny as hell.

[DeadScarab]

4:24... so the genius is putting fire to explosive barrels? Dude needs to play more HL2!!!