Scientology Pwned

[lacosanostra20]

fucking epic

[esanton1983]

Excellent work!

[Jonusthedj]

I will have that melodey stuck in my head now.

[youneekk]

Harold Camping was RIGHT about May 21, click on my channel to see...

[picaticatara]

atheism is just as worthless. none of this shit is worth fighting about everyone should just calm down

[NovuAnon]

@picaticatara You obviously have no idea about the crimes and abuses committed by the "church" of scientology. Do some research. When was the last time you heard about atheists killing people, or holding people in prison camps, or blackmailing people, or brainwashing people, or abusing peoples trust to obtain huge amounts of money from them, or committing & covering up child abuse, or child labour... I could go on, but I'll await your response to this list first...

[picaticatara]

@NovuAnon im not on any sides at all because i hate conflicts

[aKunacme]

@picaticatara Conflicts such as scientology vs anyone who doesn't agree with scientology?

[XInUrHeadX]

@NovuAnon You took the words from my mouth. You're so right.

[armourdude1]

@NovuAnon I am going to go out on a limb here. How about Stalin? I think he said there was no God.

[dzk]

Xenu is a faggot.

[manteno]

What about Kirstie Alley? She loves food!

[Mistysworld1]

@manteno ohhhh a fat joke.........clever rolling my eyes

[brandon24635]

lool represents scientology.

[mgordonw23]

"I'm looking at you, John Travolta!" HAHAHAHA, I literally fell out of my chair laughing so damned hard! And to but the cherry on it...I was in the library!

[iamnuff1992]

three years and $cilons didnt get this taken down

[ThazuaBlackarrow]

Anime sucks and is for faggots, too, though.

[AuSSiEJaZzA]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHA, that is all.....

[sozcaps]

The captions suck.

[Hussmann54]

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH.... I like

[InfiniteExistance]

People are stupid and not responsible enough to run their own lives properly. Which barely matters since some people see this and rule humankind forever. You cannot win and you will never come close. I am in no way affiliated with Scientology or any other organization. I am instead a person whom has observed and studied life and the operation of it. In this time I have come to many solid conclusions, I won't tell you them and I will not follow your life. Do not promote suicide, nor killing.

[docbyroniz]

Hail Xenu!

[Cynbad63]

Fantastic!!!!!!

Thank you so much for the laugh. I will recommend this video to whom ever wants a great laugh at scientology's expense. The Tom Cruise bit at the end was the icing. lmao

[jadlerhalofan]

What anime is this?

[Skow8333]

I laughed so hard I think I popped my spleen. Awesome.

[danteswb]

"i dunno, black people?" lmao

[lamiac2411]

you mindless beings know nothing of scientology. Your attacks on the religion just bring your crimes further and further to the surface until they are exposed for all to see. So while you sit behind your computer, lie in bed, or running your daily errands living your pathetic miserable un-happy lives while making fun of those who have vast knowledge of the universe I want you to ask yourselves just 1 question........."WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES"??!!!!! hAHAHAhAhahaHA PATHETIC

[online2onroad]

@lamiac2411 Ewww havent found a pistol yet? eh?

[BradMMA]

@lamiac2411 lol you're retarded.... xenu?? the galaxy leader?? mine whipping machines?? dropping people in volcanos?? hahaha  yeah... we're pathetic... : /

[lamiac2411]

@BradMMA This is much more to scientology than Xenu. You obviously know nothing. Your a pathetic human being with heavy sins and crimes upon your shoulders. The wrath of the Galactic Confederacy will weigh heavy on your soul. As well as any others who refuse to remove themselves from a life of crime and come over to us. You learn nothing of Xenu our leader until you become a high level member. I live a rich fulfilling life while you beg for every crumb dropping from the masters plate.

[UnicornsForReality]

@lamiac2411 Lol obvious troll is obvious. Scientologists don't follow Xenu, they view him as evil. Essentially he's their Satan. They also wouldn't mention the story to a non-clear (anyone lower than OT III), as they believe that learning he story before reaching a certain level would cause, well, death. So, nice try, but like I said...troll. Thanks for playing!

[lamiac2411]

@UnicornsForReality Xenu shall proceed to PUSH your SHIT in WITH his FIST!!! I tire of rambling peasants. I've none the less traversed the Universe in approximately the time it took for your father to BUST a NUT in MY ass. The creamy warm drippings dingle from my unwashed dingle berries. Leaving the faint aroma of sex all to common to a sinner such as yourself. Leave me now lowly or witness all of what Xenu has to offer. Do you dare challenge? Nay. Only Xenu shall bear witness 2 ur crimes

[cooldude1178]

@lamiac2411 Derp

[tahitiancookie]

now THIS is time well spent <3 thanks SO fucking much for making this, i laughed so fucking hard xD

[TheBornAnnoyed]

I am standing UP....applauding this Masterpiece.

ThanK You! I'm gonna send ya a Friend Request...and sub'd ya.

Keep Up the Great Work. :)

[antiScientoligist]

hahaha, thats soo funny 

[jackdoe83]

Greatness in a song

[candyandi28]

this was awesome...i think the anime guys were hot btw!

[MyrKnof]

ok, I'm wasted right now, and that means acceptable to SHIT, even though, I laughed my ass of at 2:40 - end.. religious people just cant accept the fact that the human mind is not capable to process the thought that the universe is eternal, its just too much for them.. sadly.. :(

and yea, awesome vid! :D

[MrSocrates420]

Fucking wonderful vid!!!



[realityparticles]

This is not worthy of the cause.

[mantovannni]

lol

[UNSUNGBAND]

195 people have been brainwashed by man's lies.

[699backstab]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA scientology just got its throat slashed by this video. I agree all religious ppl should commit suicide..please

[stockedmuscle]

awesome song

[ziosuna]

join anonymous and help fight scientology! xenu.net for info.

[bennyboy7088]

Hahahah brilliant

[12fig]

Nice way to harass the cult.

[venturation]

Ending was the only good part.

[NashleeSanders21]

What religions are wrong and right? - iuchat . com

[VicRules666]

@NashleeSanders21 ALL OF THEM!!!

[MartijnSavenije]

this is freaking amazing!

[cobzcool]

Is there a place to download this song?

[Maxusart1]

@cobzcool YT.

[crosswalkernie]

This is stupid.

[Keeheen]

love it lol

[gdsm93]

Idk black people?

[TheKimdunn]

Brilliant.Only movie stars were dumb enough to buy it.Also first Corky from Life Goes On reference I've heard in a long time.Very funny

[DSD1v57BG32]

LOL I could of written a better science fiction I mean religion.

[chrisjp20]

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[duck24x]

BRILLIANT LYRICS! BRILLIANT PARODY!

[consequentialistic]

loves it

[maryjaneismylove420]

lmao how retarded can anyone be to join a such retarded idea

[TheOverkillChannel]

wtf is this shit

[Gracey488]

@TheOverkillChannel this "shit" is the true story of Scientology. lol

[TheOverkillChannel]

@Gracey488 im scared

[Gracey488]

@TheOverkillChannel So am I

[jakeplumber]

im glad to see everyone can come together to hate on this ridiculous religion that tricks people who are in need or retarded.

[Gracey488]

usually i wouldn't approved of this kind of childish behaviour but the same immaturity in this video is the equivalent of the immaturity of Scientology

[if66was99]

Tom! You gotta come out of the closet, man!

LOFL!

[ukmob4life]

lmaaoo

[dime6664ever]

Lmfao.. Now that was funny.

[willwak]

Pull it.

[GamesforSprite]

scientology, Anonymous...both just groups of sick people who think they are so rightousness

Just cut the drugs and video games. and mybe stop watching alien movies to =3

[Anonymous9104]

shut the fuck up fool

[ftv12345]

hahah gold. scientology is retarded

[pf126p]

@ftv12345 Still a toss-up between Scientology and Orgonomy (which my Mac dictionary doesn't even recognize as a word, lol).

[geassmanleon]

awesome

[P4brains]

@geassmanleon ahahaha Stewie for governor!!!

[TroysGamingChannel]

ahhhh bitch you got jack bitch xD

[karn33333]

wow this is one of the greatest things i have ever seen on the net.

[Thamesis]

@karn33333 That's DZK for you. Dude is a genius.

[karn33333]

@Thamesis if you say so.

[jadlerhalofan]

@karn33333 SO TRUE

[MrFatAmericanGuy]

i liked it better back when psychotologists werent allowed to come online. this is a very interesting song btw, love it from a long time ago. you guys fighting on here prob arent scientologists so stop acting like morons and get on with life. america has gone down the drain. pathetic religions, monetary system and lack of political leadership is killing us. we need better answers (and not scientology by far).

[shinigami19xx]

Well, I don't live in america, but I agree, The US is really messed up at the moment.

I think the education system needs a major overhaul.

But religions are also a problem. They breed ignorance and devide people.

[shinigami19xx]

LOL! You got their number.

Can you make a vid paying out Christians, and Catholics too?

[kingofdreams123]

Catholics and Christians are the same fucking thing, you fucking retard.

[shinigami19xx]

yes, they are both stupid. but if they are both the same, why do they have different names?

um.. Retard.

Catholicism is branch of Christianity. but they have some slightly different beliefs.

But why am I explaining this to an ass hole who just calls random strangers "fucking retards"?

[kingofdreams123]

Christianity is a broad term relating to the belief in the Old and New Testaments and the Judeo-Christian god, Yahweh.

Many things fall under the terms Christianity including Catholicism and Protestantism. Both are 'Christian' yet they believe in different principles and practices.

In short, Catholics ARE Christians and there is no difference between a Catholic and a Christian, the difference lies between the various sects OF Christianity in general.

This is why you are a fucking retarded fag

[shinigami19xx]

Christians, both catholic and protestant are fucking brainwashed morons. Not much different that scientologists, only their bullshit doctrines are older and more wide spread.

I'm a retarded cigerette? Lmao!

[nathanael117]

do u actually know any Christians? btw if ur a atheist then go jump under a bus if u think there isn't any point in life xD

[shinigami19xx]

I know a few people who claim to be christian. I feel sorry for them. sheep.

I'm agnostic. I believe in the possibility that there could be a god. But if there is, he is not what all that crap in the bible claims.

[nathanael117]

u be what u want ill be what i want who gives a fuck it only leads to war

[kingofdreams123]

Whenever did I disagree that they were morons?

Kids nowadays...

[shinigami19xx]

kids? lol, I'm 30. You must be in your late 80's to call me a kid.

so you agree that christians (catholics or protestants) are morons? why you getting so worked up then?

Wait? are you a scientologist?

That would explain it...

Say hi to Tom and Katie for me.

[kingofdreams123]

None of what you said made any sense.

Try again later, sport.

[shinigami19xx]

Anon FTW!

[kingofdreams123]

You're such a newfag. Just piss off.

[shinigami19xx]

Oh shit! you are a gynaecologist!! I mean scientologist!!

Busted!

don't picket my house man!

Whats a newfag? lmao, is it an old fags baby?

A new brand of cigarettes?

A new pile of sticks?

If you don't want to debate, just don't answer, I can't let you have the last word.

And telling people to piss off? that not very scientolgian of you...

[kingofdreams123]

Debate? What? You really aren't making any sense here, bub.

I really do despise Youtube commenters, bunch of fucking children.

[shinigami19xx]

Hit the nail on the head huh?

If you are a scientologist, why not just say so?

are you ashamed of your religion?

do you need to hide it?

is that why you lashed out at me? because of your shame about your religion?

Come to think of it, you called me a fag too.. does that mean you also have personal homosexual issues that you are having trouble coming to terms with?

oops sorry, I forgot how much you scientologists hate psychology..

[kingofdreams123]

What the shit are you talking about, kid?

You really are retarded aren't you?

Were you a failed abortion?

Did the coat-hanger your mommy tried to scrape you out with just cause brain damage or something?

You really should pay attention to your classes at school, skippy, as you're a dumbass and it's starting to show.

I can't wait for your next semi-coherent reply accusing me of being a Zionist Conspirator or some other ridiculous bullshit.

[shinigami19xx]

L Ron Hubberd is a CUNT!

You haven't actually denied being a scientologist BTW. Your silence on the matter is kind of like a confirmation.

But you seem to be getting pretty upset, I thought your zenu huggers were always in control of your emotions.

Oh, nice abortion comment by the way. Do you have maturnal issues? Is that why you're confused and having homosexual fantasies?

[kingofdreams123]

Oh wow, it's like he thinks he's actually making sense and not just rambling incoherently.

Also, learn to spell, kiddo.

[kingofdreams123]

Also, you haven't denied being a member of the KKK. I guess your silence on the matter is a confirmation, huh?

Been to any lynchings recently Billy-Ray? Burnt any crosses today?

You also haven't denied that your not a Jew. Your silence on the matter could be taken as a confirmation...

This could go on and on, but I guess you get my point.

[shinigami19xx]

OK, I'm agnostic (I believe in the possibility that there could be a god, but if there is, I don't believe all the man made bible crap). We don't have KKK in Australia yet, thats a redneck american thing. Ok, I've been straight with you. Your turn, considering how annoyed you are getting you must be a scientologist right?

[kingofdreams123]

I'm not getting annoyed at all, I think you're fucking hilarious.

As an aside, people getting annoyed and being a Scientologist aren't mutually inclusive.

No, I am not a Scientologist, but I guess you're just going to turn around and call me a liar anyway, right?

[shinigami19xx]

thanks!, I do make an effort to be fucking hilarious. It's nice to be appreciated. So many people just aren't grateful these days.

True, most the comments I read on youtube are angry, and the commenters are easy to wind up. You don't have to be a scientologist to be an ass, but you do have to be an ass to be a scientologist.

If you say your not a scientologist, then you aren't, those wacko's are proud of their lunacy, so if you were a member, you wouldn't hide it.

[only1too]

@shinigami19xx

was a ......thankfully he's a dead one now.....

[chrisdef15]

@kingofdreams123 You hate youtube commentators? That would be you too moron.

[kingofdreams123]

@chrisdef15

Oh wow, a Youtube commentator is calling me a moron...

Do you know the meaning of the word irony?

[chrisdef15]

@kingofdreams123

yeah the irony is your a youtube commentator as well.

[kingofdreams123]

@chrisdef15

I replied to a comment. I never commented on the video.

[clydesdale1234]

Somehow I found this it's really cute it's funny to me how they put swear words in a cartoon aspect

[leadsologtoctsv]

Apollo580 sucked my cock last night.....

He's good !

[xboxplaya420]

Anonymous ftw

[DoctorGerm]

haha fuck this jams :) i went to a danish Scientologists center with my boom blaster car and turn the beat up !!! hahah

they goooooooooooot very annoyed. told us to scram:=) so we didnt and yammed on lol :=)

[Tolandstife]

But no drugs, no sex and we get one of your kidney's

Sign here.

[newdogma]

I've watched this a million times and still love it. Scientologists are retarded.

[esk0mo]

Scientology is just as credible as Christianity :X!

[Cyphlix]

love it.

[Nguli34689]

I wonder if they can take a joke?

Do you think they could?

(Let's see what happens to this video in a space of a month.)

[plasmaswordguy]

its been up for several years, I don't think they care tbh.

[Nguli34689]

I didn't know that it was up for several years now. From what I have observed about them and other "true believers" is that they take things so seriously with never a time to laugh at themselves. I cannot help but wonder about what any critic of theirs will be subjected to. Zap Comix had a spoof on Scientology one time with this "e-meter" with an anal and an oral terminal. Unfortunately, a simple battery didn't work and so hootchy cootie swipes a car battery and ends up frying an egg !!

[o0OAtHiEsTO0o]

Absolutely KICK-ASS.

[KiNgZgiRL10]

OMG! This is so fucking GREAT!

[SpencerIves]

I came.

[FightTheJoker]

I fuckin love this.. Anon needs to put this on dvd's and hand out out to scientologists and explain how it's the new free Sci Xenu DVD!!! For Scientologist for scientologists..

[rakovskii]

At 2:01 can you see bare end of girl stepping on carpet?

[olihill101]

this is good.

[lltvb]

this is smart

[haydentony]

This is stupid.

[ConvulsingBlackout]

Every time I watch this I die laughing :) Fucking hysterical! I can't believe people are stupid enough to join this ridiculous ass cult and pay for it too! (which of course is the point of the whole thing) It's mind blowing how easily these people gave in and allowed themselves to be brainwashed. How desperate and weak minded do you have to be?

[MrAn0nym0us666]

2:15 to 2:45 = So fucking true...

Hate $cientology?

Join Anonymous!

[ButtersStotch7000]

Scientology just got raped!

Fucking hilarious.

[XzatheistX]

lol

[BlisterOfSerotonin]

Hail Xenu lmmfao

[comediangamers]

@BlisterOfSerotonin

Cthulu could kick the shit out of xenu anyday of the week:P

[V0udka]

1:46 LOL

[EldonBraun]

The documents are on Wikileaks.

[MikaTheAss]

What happened to the original music? I don't remember the retarded voice changer throughout the whole song... my god that shit is annoying

[MaxTheMann]

"Oh bitch you got jacked bitch"

Epic

[HorribleLou]

Fucking hilarious. Anyone know where I can get a copy of the OT documents that explain the Lord Xenu bullshit?

[Kretain]

look for it on youtube :P there are looots of vids, the actual document however is located on google.

[generaleskimo]

What does it really take to pwn scilons? I bet that a rabbit could pwn scientology using 3ft of duct tape, a tennis racket, and 7 inches of string.

[CalculonsProcessor]

This is annoying.

[AGrandt]

My jaw hurt from smiling from ear to ear :)

[livenomore1]

lmao this sht is fuken epic :D

[FixingLunch]

Is there any way to turn off all these fukkin' crap IN the video (the 'ads')? Please PM me how, it's too much!

[Grave0815]

Hehe, it's awesome!

[bynddrvn5]

Scientology - we make dumb red neck hicks that believe in creationism, look smart.

Oh blah dee oh blah duh, life goes on. Well at least until you die and burn in eternal damnation for following a false prophet. Actually, God might just smack you across the face and reincarnate you as a poor inner city kid.

"Fail, you try again!"

[xtcx2e]

haha, loved every minute of it.

[MangaFanGuy]

Total pwnage

[schneiderdt]

very nice!

[syther112]

Scientology is fucking stupid

[georgexr40]

Really, really nicely done.

[Rhamni88]

Noo! With the power of psychiatry!

[chndluke]

idk black people? lmfao life goes on bitch, oh the ignorant good for laughs

[dxrebel]

Well i am 23 dickhead. And if I find this epic and funny, then I shall say so. If you are really interested in insulting people, join Scientology and fuck off

[dxrebel]

Epic win. Especially chorus after 0:50 got me crying with laughter

[harryoboy]

don't really get this one.. oh haha "who caused all this power , black people?" haha but seriously a bit wierd, and scientology sucks balls

[AtheistPhoenix]

it's chaos not power

[FixingLunch]

LOL LMAO 5 Stars!

[ChibaCity8lues]

noice win

[miguelin97223]

so how do people sign up for this?

[sircrashalot]

church of juicy fruit!

[infinitepwnage]

I'M AS FREAKIN' REAL AS JESUS!

[StabbyTheClown]

I thought this was gonna be kinda lame when I saw it was all anime clips, but my god, it's fucking hysterical.

[Furball2k]

LoL!!! =^_^=

[ShellRage]

lmfao

[theyvekilledkenny]

i really really like this vid.

its fuckin funny but TRUE!

[RsAssasin]

Fuck the Church of Scientology.. Im a member of the Church of Charizard!