The Abiogenesis and Evolution of the Balloon Animal

[Mimzy565]

Plz tell me u know evalotion ain't real

[Deanballoonatic]

@Mimzy565 Please tell me that your education wasn't real and you were home schooled.

Shit! You can't even spell a word that was in the damn tittle!

[zombievampirebunnies]

Ahaha Balloons And Korn, two of my favorite things.

[conversekitty20]

lol that was awesome

[XavierDrake]

epic win haha

[bigdautorio]

You need a girlfriend.

also, the rat looked like a turd :)

[elizabethrhauk]

hahaha

[JacktheJuggler]

@bigdautorio you look like a turd

[kandtell]

@JAMRAND

Every good scientist is laughed at by his peers.

Einstein for example was the but of many jokes.

It does not stop those same peers from quoting articles.

Dawkins does not care. He even publishes jokes made about him in his own books. See for example "Dawkins has re-discovered the organism" in "The Extended Phenotype".

Dawkins helped revolutionise the view we take of evolutionary processes in the 1970's and may be doing the same again today.

If they laugh, it's not for long!

[JAMRAND]

idiot , Thats intelligent design .

Richard Dawkins is laughed at by his peers .

Clowns with ballons probably would not be privy to this info. ENJOY

[synsei1]

Great work !

Have you ever made a balloon crocoduck ? ;)

[Deanballoonatic]

Thanks, I haven't yet, but I'll make that how to make a balloon Crocoduck for my other channel.

I do have a real alligator head, and I'd like to mount it to a stuffed duck, Just need the duck and more Mighty Putty.

[zapproowsdower]

Now I'll give you the 50 million donation, but in return I must formally demand to be Vice President of Balloon Doggies.

[Deanballoonatic]

Didn't the former Gov. of Illinois, Rod Goblowmebitch get arrested for such actions of "give me $50,000 for Obama's vacated Senate job.

The FEDS could be listening.

[ApocalypticInferno]

I hate to say it, but the comments were almost better than the vid itself. But it's all pure genius

[Deanballoonatic]

Thanks, I wanted to animate all the animals before they evolved but I got lazy.

[UCONNgirl]

Dude you have a great video but clean up your comments. I came to see your balloon animals, which are fantastic I might add. Not read hicks comments on evolution.

[DeanTheBalloonatic]

I know, but if I erase their stupid comments then I'm no better then their channels with their block everything that doesn't agree with them crap.

[JodaSFU]

You forgot the sulfur needed to llink the polymere chains. And the catalyst needed to make it happen in your life time.

[bobhob333]

Those are awesome balloon animals! And for the religeous guys.............. Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah. Nothing beats good old blasphemy.

[nonameneeded07]

that's the cornered, expected, I haven't a clue answer/response.

Thank you for your surrender

[DeanTheBalloonatic]

OOOOO..!

I Already predicted your retarded moves from the 1st GODDAMN question!

Jack and the Beanstalk is just as true as God in the Bible.

[nonameneeded07]

Like i said I won... You have no proof of anything outside of your intelligence of a primate

[Deanballoonatic]

Tell me how you "won" when you just asked STUPID questions?

You didn't state anything other opinions of where hydrogen, protons, electrons, quarks, or other sub-atomic particles came from.

Please tell me the REAL answers to your questions, so I can debate your intelligence.

[nonameneeded07]

what opinions... just tell me what was first in existence... that should be easy for your intelligence... this ain't a debate... i'm simply interested in your ignorance... but I already won... even primates are sore losers like humans I know huh?

[Deanballoonatic]

I knew you would ignore the questions.

"where did the hydrogen come from? "

"where did the proton and the electron come from?"

Where did quarks, and other sub-atomic particles come from?

Looks like I won since you dodge these simple questions.

[nonameneeded07]

where did the hydrogen come from?

[Deanballoonatic]

It came from 1 proton and 1 electron.

[nonameneeded07]

where did the proton and the electron come from you blind fool of earth

[Deanballoonatic]

Grab a science book you ignorant fool of religion.

[nonameneeded07]

i don't have a religion you stupid assuming son of a soup... yet again I'll ask an easy question. Where did the proton and the electron come from? Somehow I knew this question would be avoided. I wonder why.

[Deanballoonatic]

Why don't you do some research yourself, but since you're too lazy, The proton came from 2 up quarks and 1 down quark. The electron is a negitively charged sub-atomic particle.

To answer you're next to lazy and ignorant to look for your self question, they were formed after the big bang.

Next stupid question- it's not known yet, they can only go back to a fraction of a second after it happend.

[nonameneeded07]

nice fairy tale

[DeanTheBalloonatic]

What's the REAL Answer then?

GOD did it? That sounds more like a fairy tale.

[martythemagpie]

then where did the quarks come from O,o...and tell me what happens when you get to the bottom of this chain you cant so why dont you both shut up

[Deanballoonatic]

I'm trying to end it but the Godtard from another planet won't SHUT THE FUCK UP, or answer any fucking questions.

[nonameneeded07]

that's kind of mean don't you think? I know you primates act up in the wild but aren't you all trying to be civilized?

All you did was copycat. Wow I thought you scientific lovers were smart.

[Deanballoonatic]

You still didn't answer shit!

I WON!!!

[nonameneeded07]

That's sad. We both know the battle's been over and you claim victory over nothing? Kind of sounds like evolution. You Ape.

[Deanballoonatic]

I'm blocking you're retated shit unless you answer your own Goddamn questions!

Are you afraid of showing your ignorance of everything?

[nonameneeded07]

Sore loser just block me, I hope you realize how much pain and sorry I will be flooded with afterward

[synsei1]

Yes you won like Monty Python's Black Knight.

[Leehofooks]

So what planet are you from?

[Ruru7x57]

I commend you on your marvelous balloon animal skills. You are a very gifted god

[Deanballoonatic]

Thanks

[BulletteKitty]

That's a great video Dean! XD I LOVE KORN- they're one of the first bands I've ever listened to also including Nirvana. LOL loved the gorilla flipping the bird and the midgets head bangs. :)

[PerfectCell34]

yeah i want the wasted 3:54 of my life back please. and with a receipt

[dancingnature]

pull tabs? ..hell i remember when we had to use can openers to open soda cans and bottles

[Deanballoonatic]

I thought about that also, but I could find a good picture at the time.

That was just a little before my time being born in 1970.

[Deanballoonatic]

^couldn't^

[LiquidNsolidus]

Who thinks this is way out of VFX`s ability to comprehend say "I"

[soulhunger1]

ExtantDodo has good taste in favorites. Nice video.

[waqas202k]

time well wasted... on second thought: u wasted ur time.. and everyone else's who watched this video

[Deanballoonatic]

Good for wasting your time! You should have used it by studying English anyway.

[watwur]

hey does anyone Know what the name of that evolution song?

[Deanballoonatic]

Evolution by Korn

[Deanballoonatic]

I tried to dumb it down enough for them, but then horseluver905 asked a week ago where did the animals come from? You can see my reply, and I even did it from a possible Ken Miller, DonExodus position. No reply yet.

[snugsaltynutz]

so simple even a creationist can understand they like bright colors

[HappyCabbie]

This was a great video.

[horseluver905]

okay but who made the animals so we could make them with ballons?

[Deanballoonatic]

The animal's Mommies and Daddies made the baby animals; but that's Sex Education, (that might be another video). Sometimes the babies come out slightly different and sometimes those variations are better for that baby animal to survive, (That's Evolution).

I can tell you that God didn't create the animals the way they are today 6000 years ago. We have proof that didn't happen.

As for a God jump starting life billions of years ago, (or life starting on it's own is Abiogenisis).

[AgiHammerthief]

LOL^2

[ILYIAB]

I've been waiting for KoRn's song to show up in some evolution vid. And here it is.

Awesome!

tha gawd is pwnd!

[twothlesswonder]

"I've been waiting for KoRn's song to show up in some evolution vid."

watch?v=RqBV6y_WJkY

[Elvisdogg]

balloons... a powerful media force, full of wind and ready to burst over any emperor's parade.

[tarose71]

Dean you are a seriously disturbed individual... if i was a woman i would have your babies without a second thought :P

...that was SO funny... can you do another one where you make a crocodile & a duck separately then try to splice them together? LMAO

[Deanballoonatic]

That's It!

I'm going to put the aluminum foil hat back on. People keep stealing my ideals from my head. LOL

I was just looking for a taxidermist online that had any stuffed ducks for sale, so I could mount my alligator head to, so I could make a DuckaGator.

I guess your idea is just as good, so I'll put on my honey-do list, and I'll mark it up a notch.

[tarose71]

LOL...i actually want to have a party at my house where everyone comes wearing those tin-foil anti-cia mind probe hats LMAO

...my only problem is that i dont have my own house yet :P ...somehow they keep steeling it with a mind probe XD

[theBigTakeover]

Hahahaha this is awesome. Science made fun.

Welcome the fuck back!

[Deanballoonatic]

Thanks!