Dear Dave #5 ( David Spates )

[6Nicad6emus6]

I agree, what you said about the N word, (I am white) my mother was beaten because she drank from one of the "black" water fountains. That was not the first, nor the last time in her life that she was in any type of trouble over the same stupidity. Now, I am very proud to see that my cousin's husband, and children, my niece's sons, and my other niece are all "mixed". My mom is no longer alive, but I know that she would have been proud of all of us, because she taught us the racism is bull ship.

[bicolourwaif]

haha first guy reminds me of the freeze from incredibles :)

[Jon3syX07]

what the ship is calen destroying? his boyfriends anushole?!?

[17lilfaye]

lmaooooo peanut81 too country 

[babyg112127]

I was crackin up the whole time peanutt was talkin LOL now thats what i call a country accent

[CresentSanctuary]

Ninjas may be more kick ass fighters

but pirates know how to party.

[RateSubscribe]

ANSWER THIS, who would you rather have sex with, a man with a vagina a women with a penis. thumbs up so dave can see and answer it.

[RateSubscribe]

ANSWER THIS, who would you rather have sex with, a man with a vagina a women with a penise. thumbs up so dave can see and answer it.

[TheMetalHeaD256]

5:08 PANTERA FTW!!!

[blackiechan52]

what's the name of that beat at 6:02

[addinomarkamil]

@HAWMiE dcigs is the best blackguy on youtube

[TandNcorp]

I have a question why do you have a fucking hotplate in your bathroom????

[amrfts]

no way that skateboarder was dave

[ballinmanz]

KEVIN CRAFT!!!!



[joeytheross]

PLEASE STOP DIGGING

[d3athk1d]

why u take a shit with the door opened ; )?

[Dracylium]

0:01 - Skip Adds FTW

[sexyhotro]

sweet asian girl lol XD no i mean it though O_O

[fighterboy45]

oh god i've grown

[PlottedFate]

earching up penutt after this vid

[TehXProductions]

xD at penutt8! Time to subscribe someone!

[Keldon90210]

He said DOO DOO!

[murasakiigirl]

Lol penutt was funny! -^^-

[Be1smaht]

i love penutt81... what a great accent. I love him

[tinyyuki]

Your wife Raina sounds like Lisa Left Eye Lopes! :)

[13wiljen]

dear dave,i cant get my cd player to work......should i hit with a jackhammer? i think i should

[lindenatforay]

high five for ninjas

[Appaloosalicious1]

2:47 Holy Crap can you sound anymore like a cowboy XD

[TheAllisonrox]

the interview (basically ) and how it is set in the bathroom makes this video haha.. good stuff

[thagodfather007]

hahaha penutt81 is halarious ahhaha the black version of george bush lol

[SmoothLadyCriminal]

you're from north carolina? so am i? what part are you from?

[SmoothLadyCriminal]

ugh i meant "so am i". not "so am i?" lol

[almondcoconuts]

hahah the was some gangsta skateboarding

[Nukeybombs]

Excellent vid you are a comical genius hopefully you get some movies made brotha...

[febebird94]

You seem like a really nice guy :)

[duderude01]

penutt81 = Black version of George Bush, especially the ending of his video response.

Ahah.

[thagodfather007]

@duderude01 hahaha yea totally

[Farmboy9898]

U must take long shits lawl

[Chelseab0507]

THANK YOU SO MUCH people have been crazy annoying to me since obama won saying ok now everything is going to change blah blah and im glad im not the only one that sees that WE (the People) are the ones that need to put fourth the effort and change this country....lol i just had to stat that real quick...oh BTW wow you are freakin hilarious i was up all nite watchin ur videoz and the next night me and a friend stayed up and watched them lol they are super funny.....YOUR AWESOMELY AMAZING!!!! 8)

[jezzg4ica]

Penutt was country as hell lmao

[csguitarsk8dude]

david spates FTW

[LaS40mokuanaS]

2:44 I fuckin like his accent man D=

:]

[N4RUT0Ship]

Is that a stove?

[joshuagregorio]

5 stars for the portable oven top in the bathroom!

[paparoach585]

hahaha

[ilovesheesha1]

penutt=hahahahahahahahahahahah­aha

[boothacus]

Dave, I like your rulings and advice from the "throne".

You got some good advice and you're damn funny!  Video on, Dude!

[btl3cool13]

dear dave how do you make a friend on the internet

[GunnyRebel]

Dear Dave. Why are black people black?! pwnt

[CanuckPepperhead]

Ok heres a dear dave ...Why the heck do you have what looks like a stove element behind your head on the shelf..????

[WordGeniuzTube]

whats good dave? i just recently found out about your channel and i love your craft im just staring out on the youtube bandwagon and was hoping if you could just peep my channel and give me your honest opinion/advice thats all im asking stay up and keep doin ya thing -Pj aka WordGeniuz i'll stay tuned 4 more of your videos hope everything goes well 4 u in 2010

[loyesj]

the is not stupid its the most important quest ever asked EVER

[Pierre590]

Skootsucksatlife....i have that same shirt

[HAWMiE]

the funniest BLACKGUY ON YOUTUBE YEEEEEH!

[TandNcorp]

@HAWMiE Would be the only thing noticed huh

[xRogueGeassx]

i dont understand why black people can say the n-word as a greeting or whatever else but they get offended if someone else says it. If they get that offended then why do they say it to their friends?

[durtybeast925]

is the dude in the beginning...the black superman dude...i sware hes on vh1's tool academy 3!!! identical...

[Simsoholicgirl]

over 52,000 subs? Last time I checked it was only 40,000? Did his channel get deleted or something? Love you Dave!

[monkey152344]

LOL THE QUESTION AT 4:57

[gangstercam526901]

Dear dave wen yu were in skool did yooh ever get sick on purppose so u can get out ov skool

[NARATO0]

what did you guys think of the QS esply mine about the lion one

[sshatchell]

Dave why do you have a hotplate next to your toilet?

[Superbad1400]

U guys dont put questions on this video u gotta put it on the first one

[floiyd55]

dear dave do you have another job besides youtube what is it

[420killa420]

Dear Dave,

You've been in a lot of TV shows throughout your career. What is one hit TV show, now, that you wouldn't mind being apart of for at least 1 season?

[bluigrl]

lol

[CurtisRawr]

Dave, you said you put videos on every site you come to, does that mean porn sites.

If so, give me a link.

Jks =D

[KadeauBeckford]

lol that aint you skate boardingoh also lol penutt81

[SEPTICTANKERS]

Dear Dave

What does it Feel Like being Black?

[TheJungleCook]

Speaking of black stereotypes, what's up with the heating element in the bathroom? Wtf you guys cookin' in there?

[kingstomman]

omfg this is so stupid most people ask questions like there is this guy that i love and bla bla or there is this girl and i love her bla bla BLA get some real motherfudgin question

[lphillips84]

omg penutt81 looks like Eddie from Family Matters!

[ultimapie]

I thought the SAME EXACT thing... Haha high five!

[NewFiddlePlayer]

Woah is that really you skateboarding?

[TheBrananna]

shweet!!!!

[thorclar]

Does anyone know what episode Dave is in on Pranked?

[torie2132]

lol. I thought this was O.K. until 5:06, then i couldnt stop laughing. Subbing

[shadowshadepro]

Dear dave... can u help me out i only have 12 subscribers give me a shout out. how did u get your subscribers

[champ3660]

what jay z said about the n-word was that black people took that word that was full of hate and made it their own as a term of endearment so its like they took back the word and don't mean it as a bad word, its just love. thats how jay-z justifies it. Him and Oprah agreed to disagree.

[v3nuzbeats]

Palmolive hand soap ftw..Watsup with the stove though? :/

[disturb88888]

pinch your nipples.....ha ha..lol....always gotta take my pants off when reading David for fear of peeing them...lol

[ChalkIsFun]

you have a little stove in your bathroom.

[26musiclover]

lmao well just saying i love ninjas and pirates equally lol

[hall865]

penutt81 reminds me of chris' dad from everybody hates chris

[Kijo98]

ninjas win ;) they can freking backstab you and your spine will emplode

[JosephLalleyTV]

Dear Dave,

What was the video that got you really popular on your youtube

i want to get popular but i need that spark video

so what was that spark video for you?

[Drumlind15]

yay ninjas

[addieroxrev09]

man, dave's got some point in doin these.

[curefantastic]

I love your answers to the black stereotypes & Obama/change questions! Keep up the good work David :)

[williambrown007]

yeah tell oboy to buy a new mike.

[ichigo871]

i don't agree with you dave with all your respect i don't like obama, not cause he's black so please don't expect that. obama seem kind of fishy to me he came out of nowhere and all of a sudden he is the savior of the nation. i believe he may do some improvements but in the end to me all politians are corrupted in the beginning or the end.

[bigvirgotube]

Thanks for the "Dear Dave" segment, missed those.

[Unrealman360]

dave im white and i say nigga all the time NOW i do no were it comes from and i see no problem wit it as long as u aint afendend anyone (the reson i said now is because im white so it toke me like 3 yrs to get a good enough rep so when i say it every nigga in the room turn around and shoot me)

[Bigfoot1877]

I subscribed after this vidoe. Funny stuff!!!! Hot plate in your bathroom. Lol :)

[willchrisbow]

Is that a hot plate behind you? LMAO

[SuperQuackk]

LOL i love penutt81

[nycknight001]

LMAO...and y do u have a hotplate in your bathroom?LOL 5/5

[trujo1480]

Why do you have a hot plate in your bathroom? Im thinking you spend way to much time in there.

[scorpiomaster13]

damp! someone light a match!!

[GamesANDtutorials]

awesome video

[FreeAppMaster]

i love these vids

[SkootSucksAtLife]

o hey im in this

[jroc24931]

y is penutt voice lik that...he sounds lik sumone familiar

[daisyvision]

"He doesn't mean a screwdriver & hammer."

Haha, love it!

[AlphaOmegatr0n]

- I once got deep heat on my balls. That pain was ridiculous.

[RemTheBloodWolf]

the n word is to blacks as halfbreed is to us indians

[WillyM79]

penutt81 is hilarious

[a7xtiger]

ADVICE!!

please do more frequent "dear dave" videos.

I fudgin' love these! :)

(and i guess it will keep more viewers happy coz more questions will be answered!)

xox

<3

[face2face46]

BLACK PEOPLE, WHITE PEOPLE ALL PEOPLE SHOULD REFRAIN FROM USING THE N WORD>>>>So no cool. It really doesn't make a difference who says it!!!!!!

[CrateProductions]

@face2face46 They used the N word frequently in the past, it just became a bad word because black people made it so...

[6Nicad6emus6]

@face2face46 I wish humanity wasn't so cruel that this kind of language existed, but at least it's an obvious way to spot the anus holes in life ;)

[Poviddy]

He says he has over 52k subscribers, yet this channel only has around 15k, is there another channel of David Spates goodness I'm missing out on?

[JulianVision]

yes he had an account back in 2006 but it got suspended

[J0000OOOO]

this is his new channel. his old one got suspended.

[SpriteALife]

why

[J0000OOOO]

@SpriteALife

views got the wrong idea from one of his videos where he squirted water at his kid. (Pimp Tips) people though it was child abuse. all he was doing was having fun with his kid though. there was no abuse. it was stupid.

[LethalGeneral]

Why did it get suspended anyway?

[shadowleggyfanz]

he got hacked :(

[mschelle11]

i have a question for you!

how long do you have to sit on that toilet before your ass gets numb?

[pimpjoosse]

Merdamo had penis roaches!!

[pimpjoosse]

I gotta second what u sayin bout the N word. I feel the same way

[danielc365]

Hey alanas sent you a video response i know her and her friends told me and yes i do like her i just didn't have the courage to tell her but we talk and it seems to be going good shes super nice and cute..

[cyclone258]

'hells up with that mini stove behind ya, dave? Damp! haha

[jennybenny5]

Lol I was thinking the same thing

[Padfoot74]

Dave I just love your videos their amazing. Your an awesome guy. And I'm definatly gonna go subscribe to penutt81 cause taht was hilarious! You should do videos where you feature people. Cause I'm sure use faithful subscribers would go check them out!

[1kashbo]

i know weird question but ..... what is that black thingy behind you lol oh and love your videos

[eeedel]

haha thats a hot plate. like a portable stovetop.

[yeahImkels]

what you said about the racial stuff. I love the way you explain that. alot of people really just dont want to take that in and understand. no matter what race I dont wana hear anyone say it.

[xXxKiNGxXxDAViDxXx]

i actually unsubscribed to you wen i first herd about you but than i gave you a chance and er subscribed lol but i never said ship about you

[SkootSucksAtLife]

helll yehhh :) thanks for reposting this david!

[callmeinstead]

lol at penutt81

[JZking007]

dave has an element in his washroom?... LOL random

[TRKoneAD2]

"...Green Kool-aid..." - lol

[sdf0sh0222]

LMAO 5:00 HAHAHAHA

[CoolJohnDog]

Love that stare @ 2:14

[Flatliner16]

Why the hell is there a hot plate behind you on the shelf?

[SuperG838]

LOL

did u say my moms...? 07:47

[Rhythmzify]

green kool-aid LOL

[jjextreme1992]

did you know obama has already spent more money than the last 10 presidents added together!!!

[lilbigd2010]

i doubt its the last 10 presidents combined. And the economy is also in the worst shape. So if you gotta spend money to make money. Then you gotta spend more money to make more money

[callmeinstead]

thats not possible because george w bush spent way more invading afganistan

[usesoapp]

Da fak kinda bathroom is dat?!?

lawl justa kind'n. Good vid

CYa!

[monimom3]

LOL......Hilarious!!!

[opaqueheart09]

penutt81 ... three letters: lol

I am so glad to see a Dear Dave segment in my sub box!

You know, some of the questions you get, it makes me wonder if people could ask God one question, just one, what would it be?

Just a thought.

[bbyxazn]

What I want to know is why the guy who asked the shark question had no shirt..

[robertcote1]

lol i can see dave likes to cook while hes on the toilet with that hotplate behind him lmao its ok i like taquitos too

[pcgamerguy1234]

congrats on partnership

[archey66]

CONGRATS ON PARTNER DAVE!!!

[damagecase13]

DAVE! Why the hell is there a hot plate in the Bathroom?!?!?

[VideoVixen24]

That's for the hot comb!

[elbigmo06]

pirates>ninjas (anime wise lol)

[pepsiman456]

i know this isnt the spot you dont have to answer it but

DEAR DAVE... why is there a hotplate in you're bathroom? lol

[LoveQuotesScarf]

No disrespect Dave, but obama is an extension of Bush. I know everyone, or a lot wants him to make it a better place, but I wish everyone would check out alex jones on you tube, he explains it all and has predicted, or rather figured out what goes on and has been right so far. Obama, bush, clinton, etc only care about themselves and the elite ones and don't care about people like us.

[CiviC894G]

ah ship that was the ship dave fudgein great

[oneilo21]

penutt81 Is Funny

[Cliffycliffz]

you're my favorite toilet sitting hero :)

[MattTheComputerGeek]

Why do you have a hotplate in the bathroom

[Raynbow18]

his wife probably uses it for her hot comb

[Bumblebee12093]

his accent is strong!!!

[hdebese1]

i think its face cuz the camera man was snickering and Dave commented on how he was "on his way"

[yaburu]

You made Black Superman cry....bad Dave. lol

[Kaiserks3338]

Ima use mother fudge'n all week long starting from today

[ZorbinEUR]

ur response to the obama question was the best answer , i dont think i wud hav heard a better answer to that.

a comedian, who is also very inteligent and wise,thats fukin rare haha. man ur awesome

[morti683]

d(^^,)b

[stiffupperlip4]

Haha, is that penutt81's real voice?

[RydeTheTiger]

David, 5 stars for living for your chillun

[ginrue]

whaaaa? is that black dude sounding like a white redneck??? XD

[frequentgamer]

penutt81 looks a lot like Mr.brown

[VicRattlehead6655]

You're on pranked?

Wow, I gotta watch that, the show started here in Germany a few days ago.

[shutthefupplz]

im just curious how do u know such good english if ur from germany?

[VicRattlehead6655]

hehe,

thanks man.

Actually I'm 15, most of my english Skills I earned listening to (International) music and watching videos on youtube (like David Spates, daneboe or Sxephil).

The bad thing is, you learn to speak/write colloqualy ... not every teacher likes that ;).

[kingtony2290]

dammm david hahahhaha woow

[MeZmErIzEtheMiNd]

Hey Kevin Craft!

[Leianess]

penutt81... I love your accenttttttttttt. That was too cute. You sound just like the ppl on True Blood, that accent is thick...

[tripthe1]

Everybody needs to listen to this guy; he knows what he's talking about.

You get FIVE stars for the matches above your toilet.

[LiamBTV]

Whats that beat over you skate boarding

[p179894]

i hope he deports red necks lol