What an awful, awful song! The dude may have been about to cheat, but for all he knows that ad was running for a year and he's about chow down on the remnants of dozens of creampies. Just wash it down with a Pina Colada...
haha, he must have been a TERRIBLE boyfriend for the first however many years/months of their empty relationship... then when they got over the mutual cheating they had a fun story to tell at parties for the rest of their time together
Rupert Holmes - he's easily the most forgettable one-hit wonder of all time. Just look at the guy. That's not the face of a rock star. That's the face of a man whose only course in life should be a major in furniture sales with a minor in inappropriate touching.
@g3nov3s I know! And here's the video in case you're wondering what the rock star studs your parents partied to in the 1970s looked like when the bright stage lights hit their adorable tinted glasses.
This indeed dose sound like porn music with that funky bass line . And why dose Ruphert look so much like my 10th grade advanced biology teacher ? And why would I be thinking these thoughts at the same time ?
who else is here because of a Matt Berry @porksmith tweet? btw, doesn't this guy look like a pedophile? all he's missing is a van with blacked out windows and a puppy on a leash...
I was only 11 when this song came out, but I can tell you it was fucking huge back then. Which seems hard to believe 33 years later, but I guess that's true about everything.
@164344 The backup singer is Chrissy Faith. She can also be seen on the "Him" video. If you look for her on YouTube she has some recent songs. Blue Perfume is pretty good. Do remember that it has been 32 years since the Escape video was made. I personally feel she has a great voice and since I am a bit older than her, she is pretty hot to me. Hope this answers your question.
What a f---ing GEEK! It goes to show how much the music has changed: In '79 the songs were great but the artists looked like they taught middle school algebra, in 2012 the songs SUCK but the artists look cover girls and gay-ish pretty boys
Estimated friend, if you want to listen again this song and an endless number of successes of the love I suggest you to visit Radio MUSICA PARA MIMOS - looks for his direction URL in Google ( search Musica para Mimos in Google)-. best romantic music of all the times in Internet, is great, is very good ...!!!
You know, I've NEVER had a pina colada in my life; What do they taste like? This tune makes me want to try one. Oh, by the way, like the tune, Mr. Holmes.
This is GENIUS! The great thing about this golden age is that there were big mainstream FM hits like this happening, and the Post-Punk scenes were happening, there was great dance records being made, the first Rap records were being made... there was so much going on, and it was all different, and there was space between it all, and it was all great...there were DYNAMICS to it all!!! This is great to hear on a sultry, rainy, Friday night in Spring!
All your bad remarks show how lame you are and even more jealous. As dopy as this guy may be he wrote an awesome song that we all wish we could have written.
@Sincopare he never was. His carer as a singer was 74'-82'. He mostly is a writer. Song writer, play writer, t.v. writer. This song is just one of this weird times were a really great song gets made and it happens to be the be all end all of what that person really is known for. Always kind of sad when you think about it. But he is still active today so he must be doing ok for himself.
Am I the only one who thinks of the scene in American Splendor when Harvey and Toby are sitting in his station wagon talking about "Revenge of the Nerds"?
My favourite thing about this is that 5 mins before he recorded this as am album track he changed the lyrics from 'if you like Humphrey Bogart' to the first cocktail he could think off ha and he never planned to sing it the way he did as it was meant to be more serious but the fact it was piña coladas made it more upbeat and he preferred it. Weird how a last minute decision can make you millions compared to probably only a few thousand
@USAisAntiWhite your lucky i like feeding trolls. f*ck you, i have 12 likes proving that my comment has interested people. and if i was his agent why the f*ck would i being serving you fries? you comments lack thought and prove that your most likely a 12 year old who gets the sh!t kicked out of him at school and thinks abusing people on YouTube makes him a big boy. but it doesn't it makes you a troll. now i hope this comment is enough to satisfy your trolling needs
@FatherBenism ...did your parents help you type this? You proved that you are a loser because you had to resort to your approval by 12 commenters to justify your position! Get or buy a spine, boy.
@USAisAntiWhite no my parents didnt help me type that, i dont know about your parents but mine dont use the sort of rude language that is required when speaking to someone like you. Are you a complete idiot do you know what spineless is? cos if i was spineless i would have taken your abuse but i didnt because people like you frustrate me. im a loser? im not the one stating arguements with people on youtube
@FatherBenism that's a cool story and i have no reason not to believe u... but out of curiosity where did u read or hear that... and thank god he went w/pina colada... i think he may have thought what lots of people would have thought had he not made the switch: humphrey bogart just isn't a piece that belongs in this puzzle that really would have sounded like a forced lyric
@caliwaters88 thanks. its nice when you take the time to post comments and people appreciate them. it is on wikipedia apparently he said it in an interview or something
@Mrkingfrank101 I was think the same thing ha you'd be like 'you took out an add to hey on me you whore' lol but in fair she would piña colardas and getting caught in the rain haha
I heard this song in high school. I actually liked it. But, now, seeing it live...I feel nauseous...He must have been a high school choir director. Or maybe in a gospel quartet.
oh yes, Dick Figures!!
Best music is used in funny films etc. .... just thinking of Scrubs ;D <3
TheLittleRaccoon 4 hours ago
Thumbs up if Dickfigures got you here
TheGet666 1 day ago
Lol thumbs up if grown ups brought you here!
TheeFionaaaaa 1 day ago
Piña Colada ^^
scyfox 3 days ago
this is real music
MrSmilyface04 4 days ago 3
grown ups
odert1883 5 days ago 2
A couple finds out they were both about to cheat on each other, and their marriage is given a relit passion. Yeah, that happens a lot.
EricTheMultipleMan 6 days ago
cracked.com
BLOOredd 1 week ago 4
the sweetest thing LOL
snacks123 1 week ago
I brought this song back. You're welcome.
JamesAndrews5150 1 week ago
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chicano84 1 week ago
Brings back wonderful memories!
medusa7ful 1 week ago
What an awful, awful song! The dude may have been about to cheat, but for all he knows that ad was running for a year and he's about chow down on the remnants of dozens of creampies. Just wash it down with a Pina Colada...
JiminyKracker 1 week ago
I feel like a badass because I came here without being linked by some random show.
mjcabooseblu 1 week ago
I'm here cos of Grown Ups!
VegetaZA 1 week ago 2
1:58 over and over plz
TheFlashAtlas 1 week ago
haha, he must have been a TERRIBLE boyfriend for the first however many years/months of their empty relationship... then when they got over the mutual cheating they had a fun story to tell at parties for the rest of their time together
Craigipedia 1 week ago
gucci and prada :D
Sk8teboard1ng 1 week ago
Rupert Holmes - he's easily the most forgettable one-hit wonder of all time. Just look at the guy. That's not the face of a rock star. That's the face of a man whose only course in life should be a major in furniture sales with a minor in inappropriate touching.
g3nov3s 1 week ago 10
@g3nov3s Haha, that comment had me pretty CRACKED up.
RickyScarlet 1 week ago
@g3nov3s I know! And here's the video in case you're wondering what the rock star studs your parents partied to in the 1970s looked like when the bright stage lights hit their adorable tinted glasses.
JiminyKracker 1 week ago
@g3nov3s lol you got that from cracked didn't you? too true lol
runewolf37 12 hours ago
He also wrote 'Timothy', about miners eating each other after a cave in. As sung by the 'Bouys'.
crankfire1 1 week ago
I thought this video was circa 1980, the aviator glasses, the corded mic, then I saw it was 1979.
crankfire1 1 week ago
This indeed dose sound like porn music with that funky bass line . And why dose Ruphert look so much like my 10th grade advanced biology teacher ? And why would I be thinking these thoughts at the same time ?
777Searchlight 1 week ago
"Oh it's you." haha :)
mirrorsky1 1 week ago
25 people don't like piña colada
chrisboy63 2 weeks ago
Love this song!!
livier7777 2 weeks ago
Smoooooothhhhh !!! Was on top of the chart for awhile in the 70's!!
Missnoopuka 2 weeks ago
Like if your listening to this because of shrek or grow ups(;
kikel101 2 weeks ago
This dude is too smooth XD
GliTterGoDesS72 2 weeks ago
I love this song because it is in grownups :)
SSBrigadier7 2 weeks ago
haha i always find this lyrics very creative :P
dinifilan 2 weeks ago
This reminds me of when I was young. My mom would play this song and we would sing it together. Will always hold a special place in my heart
svvadharma 2 weeks ago
am here cuz off grown ups and the sitter :)
newburgh789 2 weeks ago in playlist YouTube Mix for Rupert Holmes
who else is here because of a Matt Berry @porksmith tweet? btw, doesn't this guy look like a pedophile? all he's missing is a van with blacked out windows and a puppy on a leash...
MisterDpat05 2 weeks ago
0:40
coldas 2 weeks ago
I was only 11 when this song came out, but I can tell you it was fucking huge back then. Which seems hard to believe 33 years later, but I guess that's true about everything.
schepler2 3 weeks ago
That's just a classic, everybody, who knows this just because of a TV show: Fail
CoolFoolination 3 weeks ago 3
@CoolFoolination I KNOW RIGHT
Cesar11317 3 weeks ago
Love it
TradAnderson1 3 weeks ago
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TipsyBartender baby!
amir4barca 3 weeks ago
He got swag
CaramelCookie10 3 weeks ago 2
TipsyBartender
treetooone 3 weeks ago 5
Grown ups
percolator100 4 weeks ago 2
LOVE IT!!!
TheLoopninja 4 weeks ago
best song ever i like pina coladas
The3retardedfriends 1 month ago
Me too :)
great show
donracom 1 month ago
no way how many people came here because of American dad?
labamba8448 1 month ago
@labamba8448 maybe baby
Dperrone221 4 weeks ago
Lol ha
TeamXxXOveride 1 month ago
Looking at the previous posts I didn't realize I was on Facebook. Anyway this is a great song.
johnnyp146532 1 month ago
I like it when they sing it on "Grown Ups"
RoseAndersonVideo 1 month ago
Yup dick figures
MultiSamster 1 month ago
dick figures
alejandrito123456781 1 month ago
AD too
Inferno1024 1 month ago
from american dad too xD
Inferno1024 1 month ago
wowwwwwwwwwwwww super temaaa vigente siempreeeee chevere
mirandagmc22 1 month ago
Dick Figuress hahaha
12MJeezy 1 month ago 36
Dick Figures brought me here :D
LAZYman6745 1 month ago
Best doorbell chime ever.
tryandlike 1 month ago
sounds like hotel california
yourmomwasherelol 1 month ago
@yourmomwasherelol No it doesn't
klwewf 1 month ago
Maybe baby
PierreArnaudBonan 1 month ago 4
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hate gettin stuck in this lane.
IF YOU HATE FILLING OUT YOUR TIMESHEEEEETSSS
AStudioRob 1 month ago
Haha lol roger
djp4311 1 month ago
Hh
djp4311 1 month ago
&luvspartan I know right searched for 30min after watching the episode to find this!
ilovethatboy24 1 month ago
is that Nina Hartley on back up?
164344 1 month ago
@164344 No
klwewf 1 month ago
@164344 The backup singer is Chrissy Faith. She can also be seen on the "Him" video. If you look for her on YouTube she has some recent songs. Blue Perfume is pretty good. Do remember that it has been 32 years since the Escape video was made. I personally feel she has a great voice and since I am a bit older than her, she is pretty hot to me. Hope this answers your question.
johnnyp146532 1 month ago
@164344 Get your head out of the gutter,dude!Nina Hartley?Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!
sjeffer113 1 month ago
Thank you Roger and the two gay guys
luvspartan 1 month ago
Ever since I learned what this song says(about 1989) it has been one of my favorites,I'm an 80s kind of guy anyway.
jonnyasprin 1 month ago
I'm only here because Satan made me.
TheButtKick 1 month ago
omg im here cause of american dad and aint the only one follow @MbwA_n_A
Oshea321 1 month ago
I'm here cuz of American dad too haha
MrBmatt36 1 month ago 58
@MrBmatt36 Me too :)
chicano84 1 week ago
Im here cauz of american dad lol roger i like pina calada
oipio2 1 month ago 2
Or from wanted
breezandsonicwave123 1 month ago
Like if your because of American dad
breezandsonicwave123 1 month ago
A tucked-in blazer with Adidas sneakers and Khaki slacks? DAMN!
wewantfred 1 month ago
This guy looks like a serial killer. HOW MANY BODIES do you think are buried underneath his house?
wewantfred 1 month ago
What a f---ing GEEK! It goes to show how much the music has changed: In '79 the songs were great but the artists looked like they taught middle school algebra, in 2012 the songs SUCK but the artists look cover girls and gay-ish pretty boys
wewantfred 1 month ago
21 people dont like pina coladas or making love at midnight
TheStrayKats 1 month ago
This dude looks like the dad from Full House.
blackcottons 1 month ago
Memories! Wow!
976shate 1 month ago
Glad to see his jacket is tucked in!
claystaffordmusic 1 month ago
Great song!
viched67 1 month ago
This song has been in my head all week and i've only just found out the title and artist!
MaraurderEmma 1 month ago
LSS ^^
taymbomb 2 months ago
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Estimated friend, if you want to listen again this song and an endless number of successes of the love I suggest you to visit Radio MUSICA PARA MIMOS - looks for his direction URL in Google ( search Musica para Mimos in Google)-. best romantic music of all the times in Internet, is great, is very good ...!!!
robertoamor2011 2 months ago
great song ever!! it makes me happy even if i'm troubled.............how can't we smile with this song???
richtungjaja 2 months ago
This song makes absolutely no sense.....its perfect on every way!
XAnonymousX21 2 months ago
I feel like hearing this song at the beach with a very cold beer (:
Thegatoobeso 2 months ago
i've been searching this song for a damn long time! FINALLY! :)
ar3mLe3 2 months ago
@ar3mLe3 by any chance did you watch the film Grown ups
TheMacShake 2 months ago
@TheMacShake
had to explain to my son why i was laffing
barucasalt 1 month ago
What a Surprise at the End who would of thought it would be his wife at the end who wrote the ad on the paper I love this song
caporojiazul 2 months ago
dude this song is geting in my head
TheTman1310 2 months ago
You know, I've NEVER had a pina colada in my life; What do they taste like? This tune makes me want to try one. Oh, by the way, like the tune, Mr. Holmes.
kja427 2 months ago
@kja427 White Rum, Dark Rum, Pineapple juice, Coconut Juice. Voila !
pistache7 2 months ago
sorry if I sang so loud now but
I really love this song <3 :D
thibaultgenevieve 2 months ago
from evry one who is high in UK now i speak for you my brothers .. smokee on !!!!!!!! <3
MrsJess562 2 months ago
i like this song
rogsandytana 2 months ago
Form is temporary but class is permanent! And here folks we have a class song!!
FiddleGear 3 months ago 7
there are 20 dislikes? who DOESN'T like this song?! PRICKS..
JoeLepp 3 months ago 3
This is GENIUS! The great thing about this golden age is that there were big mainstream FM hits like this happening, and the Post-Punk scenes were happening, there was great dance records being made, the first Rap records were being made... there was so much going on, and it was all different, and there was space between it all, and it was all great...there were DYNAMICS to it all!!! This is great to hear on a sultry, rainy, Friday night in Spring!
SKOTP69 3 months ago 2
he looks like a science teacher. cool song though
tractorp2255 3 months ago 2
The back up dancer is amazing..... I am lying.... She makes me laugh
kyozoku1 3 months ago
@kyozoku1 I think she is actually a singer, not a dancer ???
themanfromwem 3 months ago
man luve it WHO CUD HATE IT ?!!!!>333
RoughWhiteJokers 3 months ago
@gumbyman540 the essence of the 70s think it had about 1 month in the 70s douchebag!!
kris24ish 3 months ago
The essence of the 70's.
gumbyman540 3 months ago
I really enjoyed listening to this song. Maybe it will rekindle many marriages as I refer my friends to this video today and tomorrow.
ThePhilGarner 3 months ago
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ipsofacto297 4 months ago
All your bad remarks show how lame you are and even more jealous. As dopy as this guy may be he wrote an awesome song that we all wish we could have written.
retrobadnewzzz1 4 months ago
una mas de las canciones mas #Sensaciosuaves de todos los tiempos!!!
varcabaruch 4 months ago
Masturbation song!!!!
MegaEstrella1982 4 months ago 2
that masturbation solo was somewhat flaccid
JoeyPencils 4 months ago
1:57
what is this hand gesture?
JoeyPencils 4 months ago
this guy was the Mick Jagger of assholes
JoeyPencils 4 months ago
@JoeyPencils Hilarious!
TailSpinRocks 4 months ago
feelin kinda thirsty...lol
kimmilil 4 months ago
Epic Cheese.
BennOliverr 4 months ago
Epic! Love this amazing song!
ABruce1100 4 months ago
if you like"penis colosus" and you can stand the pain, if you're not into yoga and you don't mind a train.....somethin'somethin' somethin'
ghostof84 4 months ago
yes and his brother "Johnny" made a last minute decision that made him thousands of bucks too......
ghostof84 4 months ago
good muito boa dançante balada!
rick7714 4 months ago
17 people don't like Pina Coladas...
StevieBrightside 4 months ago
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Would you look at these assholes?
templarsquad 4 months ago
Would you look at these assholes?
templarsquad 4 months ago 2
@templarsquad LOL
BennOliverr 4 months ago
I Love this Song, We always are willing to look elsewhere when our love one and dream girl is laying right next to us.
misterge7 4 months ago in playlist rupert holmes
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Wow! He sounds the same as he does live! I'm impressed! Love the glasses on both he and the guitarist. haha
FinlaythePug 5 months ago
Cool outfit bro!
N3RDProductionz 5 months ago
How improbable a pop star was this guy?
Sincopare 5 months ago 2
@Sincopare he never was. His carer as a singer was 74'-82'. He mostly is a writer. Song writer, play writer, t.v. writer. This song is just one of this weird times were a really great song gets made and it happens to be the be all end all of what that person really is known for. Always kind of sad when you think about it. But he is still active today so he must be doing ok for himself.
lastwolflord 5 months ago
Great song 2 hear while your high
MrKwDk 5 months ago 20
@MrKwDk i was thinking the same thing then i scrolled down and saw your comment
crazyclownn 3 months ago
Reminds me of Rick Ashley. Good music but lacking in the cool department.
doremodel 5 months ago 3
Am I the only one who thinks of the scene in American Splendor when Harvey and Toby are sitting in his station wagon talking about "Revenge of the Nerds"?
thegreatbungholio21 5 months ago
amazing song.
riceboi1983 5 months ago
RUPERT IS GOD !
chuckieg1000 5 months ago
My favourite thing about this is that 5 mins before he recorded this as am album track he changed the lyrics from 'if you like Humphrey Bogart' to the first cocktail he could think off ha and he never planned to sing it the way he did as it was meant to be more serious but the fact it was piña coladas made it more upbeat and he preferred it. Weird how a last minute decision can make you millions compared to probably only a few thousand
FatherBenism 5 months ago 36
@FatherBenism shut the f u ck up !
USAisAntiWhite 4 months ago
@USAisAntiWhite troll
FatherBenism 4 months ago
@FatherBenism lol i dont wanna read this whole thing lol but it looks pretty intelligent so ill like it :D
Pro3058 4 months ago 2
@FatherBenism ...what ru his agent? Loser! Get back to reality. I'll have fries with my order, punk.
USAisAntiWhite 4 months ago
@USAisAntiWhite your lucky i like feeding trolls. f*ck you, i have 12 likes proving that my comment has interested people. and if i was his agent why the f*ck would i being serving you fries? you comments lack thought and prove that your most likely a 12 year old who gets the sh!t kicked out of him at school and thinks abusing people on YouTube makes him a big boy. but it doesn't it makes you a troll. now i hope this comment is enough to satisfy your trolling needs
FatherBenism 4 months ago
@FatherBenism ...did your parents help you type this? You proved that you are a loser because you had to resort to your approval by 12 commenters to justify your position! Get or buy a spine, boy.
USAisAntiWhite 4 months ago
@USAisAntiWhite no my parents didnt help me type that, i dont know about your parents but mine dont use the sort of rude language that is required when speaking to someone like you. Are you a complete idiot do you know what spineless is? cos if i was spineless i would have taken your abuse but i didnt because people like you frustrate me. im a loser? im not the one stating arguements with people on youtube
FatherBenism 4 months ago
@FatherBenism that's a cool story and i have no reason not to believe u... but out of curiosity where did u read or hear that... and thank god he went w/pina colada... i think he may have thought what lots of people would have thought had he not made the switch: humphrey bogart just isn't a piece that belongs in this puzzle that really would have sounded like a forced lyric
caliwaters88 3 months ago
@caliwaters88 thanks. its nice when you take the time to post comments and people appreciate them. it is on wikipedia apparently he said it in an interview or something
FatherBenism 3 months ago
@Mrkingfrank101 I was think the same thing ha you'd be like 'you took out an add to hey on me you whore' lol but in fair she would piña colardas and getting caught in the rain haha
FatherBenism 5 months ago
This songs makes my blood boil, im going to kill pete today the capitan of the football team, its time for my vengance!!!!!!!
omarfuller 5 months ago
@LilithsLane hahha.. this song is great
DANACABANA 5 months ago
Real life: "you were gonna cheat on me!" "you too." "Guess you have a point...no wait a sec!!!"
Mrkingfrank101 5 months ago
i loved this song when it came out but live he aint hittin on shit! check out "fingers Lamonds" at least it's real and the island sounds song is hot!
dlamonds59 6 months ago
laughing my ass off, heard this tons of times as a kid, never seen the video, the whole thing is so tacky, talk about escapism...., like
alainvosselman 6 months ago
The hand gestures and foot tapping really help the listener connect with this song.
StanCatt 6 months ago
@StanCatt I've heard more rhythm from a dripping faucet...
JoeyPencils 4 months ago
@JoeyPencils Yup. But it sure does enhance the song every time he points at the guitar player. Good thing he provides that cue to solo.
StanCatt 4 months ago
Love the song and this video.
123xconnieb 6 months ago
the woman in this song overpowers his voice, not a good harmony at all!
tali3n 6 months ago
@tali3n yur the only one, i swear...
ssjChubbs 6 months ago
couldn't get much whiter than this...
DANACABANA 6 months ago
I heard this song in high school. I actually liked it. But, now, seeing it live...I feel nauseous...He must have been a high school choir director. Or maybe in a gospel quartet.
janeellensmith 6 months ago
@janeellensmith
Rupert Holmes was a big name songwriter in New York, and decide to write and perform something himself
jpdesilets1972 5 months ago
@jpdesilets1972 Yeah, dude, I knew that. I was referring to his stage presence.
janeellensmith 5 months ago
THIS DUDE IS MY NEW DEMI GOD..... CHECK OUT HIS "POWER SIGNALS" FOR THE GUITAR SOLO'S!!!!!
POWWWWER-FULLLLLLLLLLL
mogliboy69 6 months ago
@mogliboy69 LMFAO!!!! Hillarious!!!!
ZeppelinFan70 5 months ago
this song is about being a cheater, then geting caught, but her not giving a shit... wtf o.o
ashleyossimpants 6 months ago
@ashleyossimpants the woman in the song is also attempting to cheat.
dalecee1888 6 months ago