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  • 6:19 I love the way he says "I hate this!" It's by far the funniest line in this movie to me!

  • 1:18 i'm gonna say this to a celebrity and see how they react.

  • I actually like this one

  • 12:40

    no beaming past shields

  • NC: He CAN'T use a ship since it'd be destroyed! Though that still doesn't explain why he can't TRANSPORT into the space it's occupying!

  • See The Fast and the Furious Critic!

  • Data's Rob Schneider chip. LoL

  • Too bad he didn't review Star Trek: Nemesis. "Blue Skies" could have joined in the singalong.

  • @evrbody Doug Walker actually likes "Nemesis". Though he admits that for the ending to the franchise of "The Next Generation", it could have been better.

  • Why does Worf have blood on his knees at 4:31?

  • @mustang6172 kinda details his relationships with other cast members

  • 15:00 Really? No "disappearing bears" joke?

  • I figured out the person in the critics family that died was one of his female cousins

  • Why did he bother with a review of the Next Generation movies? Redlettermedia already tore these things apart.

  • That is so funny!

  • 3:35 A CHUNK OF MEAT ME

  • 2:45 Kirk troll face?

  • 1:07 Scotty Dafuq?

  • 9:39 Actually, Astrometrics was shown on the series. It was one of the few episodes in which Picard has a love interest.

    God, I'm a dork.

  • What kind of hack fucks wrote this script. They just didn't give a shit or what. There's tons of Star Trek fanfiction online about the two captains joining forces that's way better than this.

  • 18:22-18:26 While you were still learning to SPELL YOUR NAME, I was being trained to CONQUER GALAXIES!

  • What's funny, with the spot thing at the end. I had just finally found the independence day review, and then watched this. XD

  • We have toast!!

  • Sooo....Star Trek just went INCEPTION in this flick?

  • Ha ha ha ha, great review! XD

  • Really, Critic? 23 minutes with Patrick Stewart and no X-Men joke? Tsk tsk.

  • @ 20:11 Funny Tom and Jerry Scream. LOL!!!XD

  • Well, he was right, Linkara's not going to have a cameo. He's going to actually help him review Star Trek: Insurrection.

  • He should know by now that we like him doing stuff he doesn't wanna do at all. It's more funny that way. So saying how much he didn't wanna have a appearance by Linkara......yeah he was just asking for it.

  • 17:59 Must...resist...Hotel Mario....reference...

  • SPOT WILL LIVE

  • @HoopsAndDinoMan WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! 8D

  • This is a stupid question, but what's the trance song that plays in the beginning?

  • @Chucklehoff Everybody Dance Now, I think. Not sure who it's by, though.

  • @Chucklehoff 2 Unlimited - Get Ready For This

  • I don't get it is .does nostalgia critic hate william shatner ? Or does he hate his the person he plays as in this movie ? Cause he called him a douche

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  • Wait, Big Bang Theory stole the Bum's Star Trek joke? ... WHEN THE FRAK DID THAT HAPPEN?! My God, has TV gotten lower than ever... as if it weren't already?  FRAK YOU, BIG BANG! FRAK YOU!

  • @FilmFTW1 considering big bang theory involves a bunch of geeks i'm sure it's considered more of an homage to stealing :) 

  • @razrblade0kiss0 Still shitty, anyway.

  • "I was out saving the galaxy while your grandfather was in diapers."

    Well while you were still learning how to SPELL YOUR NAME...

  • 14:49 Hey thats offensive to my account name. OH GREAT NOW IT'S CRYING! It's ok account name the scenes gone now.Ill bring you to mcdonalds if you quit bothering the comment readers. ok ill get my keys.

  • Y'know, Doug could just use the clips he already used from the movies he showed.

  • P.S.

    Doug can still use clips from those animated Rankin-Bass/Ralph Bakshi "Lord of the Rings" movies, or from the cartoon show "The Real Ghostbusters".

  • Finally:

    I guess the Duras Sister felt like it was "time to play a game of dissapearing bears", because they "wanted that bear". But the movie keeps going so "this is not ovah, BEAR!".

  • Also, when Doug says "go over the forcefield and shoot him!", his voice sounds just like James "The Angry Video Game Nerd" Rolfe.

  • By the way, Dark Helmet is Melissa's former roommate.

  • I noticed that Jonathan Archer WASN'T in Doug's list of "Starfleet captains that are just as good as Kirk".

    Suck on that, "Enterprise" fans!

  • 20:10 XD

  • And apparently I was not paying attention first time around, and I was right in thinking the last Star Trek Month episode would be the Linkara crossover.

  • i get the sauron reference, but not from x-men, i get it from New Avengers

  • @001JamesTKirk

    Too recent, and on top of that, the one that most consider to be REALLY good. It would be pointless.

  • 23:21 roflmao

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  • The way he kept building up Linkara, I figured the last week of Star Trek Month would be the Linkara crossover...

    So, any guess as to what next week's crossover is?

    It's a Linkara crossover so I'm guessing it's a comic book adaptation. X-men maybe? The Incredible Hulk? Spiderman? another Superman review?

  • @DoctorOctagonapus21 no, its Star Trek: Insurrection

  • @ConstantineChernabog it could be First Contact, or even Nemisis :D We'll just have to wait and see...

  • @TheAccount2econd Insurrection. Critic said he was only doing the odd number movies

  • @TheAccount2econd

    First Contact and Nemesis are even-numbered movies, and Doug said that he will only review the odd-numbered ones.

    Therefore, the next one is gonna be Insurrection.

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  • @DoctorOctagonapus21 it could be Insurection, First Contact, or even Nemisis :D

  • @TheAccount2econd

    It's gonna be Insurrection, since it's an odd-numbered movie, and Doug said he will only review the odd-numbered ones.

  • @DoctorOctagonapus21 He's carrying Star Trek month into the first review of February, just like he did with the Christmas stuff into the first review of January, both to make up for the lost week when his computer crashed.

  • When NC introduced Malcolm McDowell, I expected the clip of him saying, "I'm going to the sock-op!" I was rather disappointed. But I suppose it's gotten old now :( I don't really remember Data from when I was a kid, but his scenes with his emotions are soooooooooo funny! *sings* Life forms, tiny little life forms, you precious little life forms...I think this is my favourite review from Star Trek Month.

  • Watch out for the gargoyles, Xanatos! But no worries, Professor X will stop them! After he reads a wonderful book he heard about on Reading Rainbow! But Alex will go on a killing spree listening to "Singing in the rain"! And William Shatner is...um, Priceline Negotiator?

  • @3brerfox

    Luckily, they have Steel of the DCAU on the Enterprise to take care of the Duras sisters with his powered armor, and Demona can help out Xanatos come up with a master plan to defeat them! Also, they have the awesome randomeness of the redneck from "Night Court", the psychic powers of the medium from "Ghost" and...one of the kids from "Stand By Me".

  • @3brerfox Don't forget Dr. Brackish Okun from Independence Day!

  • @3brerfox He missed a lot of good jokes.

  • Excuse me but you have 2 more trek movies to do, Insurrection (Star trek 9) and Star trek (Star trek 11)

  • @001JamesTKirk

    He doesn't review any movie released after 2001, and Star Trek 11 was released in 2009.

  • @MisterMaster389 At least the Nostalgia Critic character doesn't. Doug's reviewed movies after 2001 such as during the Disneycember series, but never as the Critic.

  • next week: linkara crossover LOL :D

  • red letter media review was better but this was good too!

  • To be fair the writing in the series was MUCH better than the movies.

  • "life forms... you tiny little life forms... you precious little life forms!"

  • This is my least favorite Trek film. It's worse than trek V. I hate how the trailer is misleading. I hate how Data is an annoying ass and as a former die hard trekkie I hated seeing Kirk die twice.

    N.C. is right to mock this junk and he was funny.

  • xD

  • I knew Linkara would join in sooner or later, whether the Critic liked it or not.

  • Hey Critic, if you thought Brent Spiner was unfunny here try watching his portrayal as the joker in Young Justice "Revelations"

  • 15:07 Time for a game of disappearing bears

  • Oh Doug, Picard's not just acting like any boss, he's acting like Bullock from American Dad.

  • @nepomusik best boss ever

  • .....still batman

  • .....I'm batman doing casual batman things....that is all

  • lol the chick from theodore rex!!

  • Next Week: Linkara Crossover

    NC: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UU-

    Can't wait for next week

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  • When I saw The Big Bang Theory last week, I said "THAT'S THE BUM'S JOKE!" When Sheldon said "Live Long and Suck It!" So glad he referenced it!!

  • I propose a chorus of tiny little life forms.

  • Not the teddy bear! We'll bury him next to Ballsack.

  • @MrGermanblood I thought he was gonna have his Bear Memes like "Time for a game of disappearing bears."

  • Great review, always funny.

  • Not gonna waste first comment. Love this video NC. Great review!

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