@evrbody Doug Walker actually likes "Nemesis". Though he admits that for the ending to the franchise of "The Next Generation", it could have been better.
What kind of hack fucks wrote this script. They just didn't give a shit or what. There's tons of Star Trek fanfiction online about the two captains joining forces that's way better than this.
He should know by now that we like him doing stuff he doesn't wanna do at all. It's more funny that way. So saying how much he didn't wanna have a appearance by Linkara......yeah he was just asking for it.
I don't get it is .does nostalgia critic hate william shatner ? Or does he hate his the person he plays as in this movie ? Cause he called him a douche
Wait, Big Bang Theory stole the Bum's Star Trek joke? ... WHEN THE FRAK DID THAT HAPPEN?! My God, has TV gotten lower than ever... as if it weren't already? FRAK YOU, BIG BANG! FRAK YOU!
14:49 Hey thats offensive to my account name. OH GREAT NOW IT'S CRYING! It's ok account name the scenes gone now.Ill bring you to mcdonalds if you quit bothering the comment readers. ok ill get my keys.
I guess the Duras Sister felt like it was "time to play a game of dissapearing bears", because they "wanted that bear". But the movie keeps going so "this is not ovah, BEAR!".
And apparently I was not paying attention first time around, and I was right in thinking the last Star Trek Month episode would be the Linkara crossover.
@DoctorOctagonapus21 He's carrying Star Trek month into the first review of February, just like he did with the Christmas stuff into the first review of January, both to make up for the lost week when his computer crashed.
When NC introduced Malcolm McDowell, I expected the clip of him saying, "I'm going to the sock-op!" I was rather disappointed. But I suppose it's gotten old now :( I don't really remember Data from when I was a kid, but his scenes with his emotions are soooooooooo funny! *sings* Life forms, tiny little life forms, you precious little life forms...I think this is my favourite review from Star Trek Month.
Watch out for the gargoyles, Xanatos! But no worries, Professor X will stop them! After he reads a wonderful book he heard about on Reading Rainbow! But Alex will go on a killing spree listening to "Singing in the rain"! And William Shatner is...um, Priceline Negotiator?
Luckily, they have Steel of the DCAU on the Enterprise to take care of the Duras sisters with his powered armor, and Demona can help out Xanatos come up with a master plan to defeat them! Also, they have the awesome randomeness of the redneck from "Night Court", the psychic powers of the medium from "Ghost" and...one of the kids from "Stand By Me".
@MisterMaster389 At least the Nostalgia Critic character doesn't. Doug's reviewed movies after 2001 such as during the Disneycember series, but never as the Critic.
This is my least favorite Trek film. It's worse than trek V. I hate how the trailer is misleading. I hate how Data is an annoying ass and as a former die hard trekkie I hated seeing Kirk die twice.
6:19 I love the way he says "I hate this!" It's by far the funniest line in this movie to me!
Ericzhanger 6 days ago
1:18 i'm gonna say this to a celebrity and see how they react.
SonicRyan1992 6 days ago
I actually like this one
sneezle92 1 week ago
12:40
no beaming past shields
trekkie117 1 week ago
NC: He CAN'T use a ship since it'd be destroyed! Though that still doesn't explain why he can't TRANSPORT into the space it's occupying!
DestinedJedi87 1 week ago
See The Fast and the Furious Critic!
MrWii000 1 week ago
Data's Rob Schneider chip. LoL
JoinTheHive 1 week ago
Too bad he didn't review Star Trek: Nemesis. "Blue Skies" could have joined in the singalong.
evrbody 1 week ago
@evrbody Doug Walker actually likes "Nemesis". Though he admits that for the ending to the franchise of "The Next Generation", it could have been better.
ThomasVeggieDramaFan 5 days ago
Why does Worf have blood on his knees at 4:31?
mustang6172 2 weeks ago
@mustang6172 kinda details his relationships with other cast members
totaldramafan24 1 week ago
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did anyone notice worfs kneecaps bleeding at 4:31
TheSupersizemario 2 weeks ago
15:00 Really? No "disappearing bears" joke?
Theriot6592 2 weeks ago
I figured out the person in the critics family that died was one of his female cousins
legohalonascarfan3 3 weeks ago
Why did he bother with a review of the Next Generation movies? Redlettermedia already tore these things apart.
TheDarkIllumination 3 weeks ago
That is so funny!
BooBop1987 3 weeks ago
3:35 A CHUNK OF MEAT ME
THEBEEDOOBOP 3 weeks ago
2:45 Kirk troll face?
THEBEEDOOBOP 3 weeks ago
1:07 Scotty Dafuq?
THEBEEDOOBOP 3 weeks ago
9:39 Actually, Astrometrics was shown on the series. It was one of the few episodes in which Picard has a love interest.
God, I'm a dork.
xJoeEDangerouslyx 3 weeks ago
What kind of hack fucks wrote this script. They just didn't give a shit or what. There's tons of Star Trek fanfiction online about the two captains joining forces that's way better than this.
Sukuun 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from ConstantineChernabog
18:22-18:26 While you were still learning to SPELL YOUR NAME, I was being trained to CONQUER GALAXIES!
LawrenceOlaf 3 weeks ago
What's funny, with the spot thing at the end. I had just finally found the independence day review, and then watched this. XD
DreamToriDream 3 weeks ago
We have toast!!
jack1701e 3 weeks ago
Sooo....Star Trek just went INCEPTION in this flick?
TheDarkNeonHero 4 weeks ago
Ha ha ha ha, great review! XD
origamipein18 4 weeks ago
Really, Critic? 23 minutes with Patrick Stewart and no X-Men joke? Tsk tsk.
TheShinobiSan 4 weeks ago
@ 20:11 Funny Tom and Jerry Scream. LOL!!!XD
egi152003 1 month ago
Well, he was right, Linkara's not going to have a cameo. He's going to actually help him review Star Trek: Insurrection.
garfield27101 1 month ago
He should know by now that we like him doing stuff he doesn't wanna do at all. It's more funny that way. So saying how much he didn't wanna have a appearance by Linkara......yeah he was just asking for it.
kire5613 1 month ago
17:59 Must...resist...Hotel Mario....reference...
ShinyHoundoom229 1 month ago
SPOT WILL LIVE
HoopsAndDinoMan 1 month ago
@HoopsAndDinoMan WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! 8D
TheDarkNeonHero 4 weeks ago
This is a stupid question, but what's the trance song that plays in the beginning?
Chucklehoff 1 month ago
@Chucklehoff Everybody Dance Now, I think. Not sure who it's by, though.
BethGoth15 4 weeks ago
@Chucklehoff 2 Unlimited - Get Ready For This
cozziemusic 3 weeks ago
I don't get it is .does nostalgia critic hate william shatner ? Or does he hate his the person he plays as in this movie ? Cause he called him a douche
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FilmFTW1 1 month ago
Wait, Big Bang Theory stole the Bum's Star Trek joke? ... WHEN THE FRAK DID THAT HAPPEN?! My God, has TV gotten lower than ever... as if it weren't already? FRAK YOU, BIG BANG! FRAK YOU!
FilmFTW1 1 month ago
@FilmFTW1 considering big bang theory involves a bunch of geeks i'm sure it's considered more of an homage to stealing :)
razrblade0kiss0 1 month ago
@razrblade0kiss0 Still shitty, anyway.
VenomShock 1 month ago
"I was out saving the galaxy while your grandfather was in diapers."
Well while you were still learning how to SPELL YOUR NAME...
timeparadox888 1 month ago 2
14:49 Hey thats offensive to my account name. OH GREAT NOW IT'S CRYING! It's ok account name the scenes gone now.Ill bring you to mcdonalds if you quit bothering the comment readers. ok ill get my keys.
KyleBear100 1 month ago in playlist More videos from ConstantineChernabog
Y'know, Doug could just use the clips he already used from the movies he showed.
KTKomedy2813 1 month ago
P.S.
Doug can still use clips from those animated Rankin-Bass/Ralph Bakshi "Lord of the Rings" movies, or from the cartoon show "The Real Ghostbusters".
MisterMaster389 1 month ago
Finally:
I guess the Duras Sister felt like it was "time to play a game of dissapearing bears", because they "wanted that bear". But the movie keeps going so "this is not ovah, BEAR!".
MisterMaster389 1 month ago
Also, when Doug says "go over the forcefield and shoot him!", his voice sounds just like James "The Angry Video Game Nerd" Rolfe.
MisterMaster389 1 month ago
By the way, Dark Helmet is Melissa's former roommate.
MisterMaster389 1 month ago
I noticed that Jonathan Archer WASN'T in Doug's list of "Starfleet captains that are just as good as Kirk".
Suck on that, "Enterprise" fans!
MisterMaster389 1 month ago
20:10 XD
DarkAizen19 1 month ago
And apparently I was not paying attention first time around, and I was right in thinking the last Star Trek Month episode would be the Linkara crossover.
DoctorOctagonapus21 1 month ago
i get the sauron reference, but not from x-men, i get it from New Avengers
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@001JamesTKirk
Too recent, and on top of that, the one that most consider to be REALLY good. It would be pointless.
nepomusik 1 month ago
23:21 roflmao
seanpatrickcain2 1 month ago
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4:56 , 6:08 , and 7:54 are the best parts. :D
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The way he kept building up Linkara, I figured the last week of Star Trek Month would be the Linkara crossover...
So, any guess as to what next week's crossover is?
It's a Linkara crossover so I'm guessing it's a comic book adaptation. X-men maybe? The Incredible Hulk? Spiderman? another Superman review?
DoctorOctagonapus21 1 month ago 3
@DoctorOctagonapus21 no, its Star Trek: Insurrection
ConstantineChernabog 1 month ago 13
@ConstantineChernabog it could be First Contact, or even Nemisis :D We'll just have to wait and see...
TheAccount2econd 1 month ago
@TheAccount2econd Insurrection. Critic said he was only doing the odd number movies
SSJZTrunks91 1 month ago
@TheAccount2econd
First Contact and Nemesis are even-numbered movies, and Doug said that he will only review the odd-numbered ones.
Therefore, the next one is gonna be Insurrection.
MisterMaster389 1 month ago
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Datleco 1 month ago
@DoctorOctagonapus21 it could be Insurection, First Contact, or even Nemisis :D
TheAccount2econd 1 month ago
@TheAccount2econd
It's gonna be Insurrection, since it's an odd-numbered movie, and Doug said he will only review the odd-numbered ones.
MisterMaster389 1 month ago
@DoctorOctagonapus21 He's carrying Star Trek month into the first review of February, just like he did with the Christmas stuff into the first review of January, both to make up for the lost week when his computer crashed.
timeparadox888 1 month ago
When NC introduced Malcolm McDowell, I expected the clip of him saying, "I'm going to the sock-op!" I was rather disappointed. But I suppose it's gotten old now :( I don't really remember Data from when I was a kid, but his scenes with his emotions are soooooooooo funny! *sings* Life forms, tiny little life forms, you precious little life forms...I think this is my favourite review from Star Trek Month.
BethGoth15 1 month ago
Watch out for the gargoyles, Xanatos! But no worries, Professor X will stop them! After he reads a wonderful book he heard about on Reading Rainbow! But Alex will go on a killing spree listening to "Singing in the rain"! And William Shatner is...um, Priceline Negotiator?
3brerfox 1 month ago in playlist Nostalgia Critic - Star Trek Month 13
@3brerfox
Luckily, they have Steel of the DCAU on the Enterprise to take care of the Duras sisters with his powered armor, and Demona can help out Xanatos come up with a master plan to defeat them! Also, they have the awesome randomeness of the redneck from "Night Court", the psychic powers of the medium from "Ghost" and...one of the kids from "Stand By Me".
MisterMaster389 1 month ago
@3brerfox Don't forget Dr. Brackish Okun from Independence Day!
horaciosi 1 month ago
@3brerfox He missed a lot of good jokes.
origamipein18 4 weeks ago
Excuse me but you have 2 more trek movies to do, Insurrection (Star trek 9) and Star trek (Star trek 11)
001JamesTKirk 1 month ago
@001JamesTKirk
He doesn't review any movie released after 2001, and Star Trek 11 was released in 2009.
MisterMaster389 1 month ago
@MisterMaster389 At least the Nostalgia Critic character doesn't. Doug's reviewed movies after 2001 such as during the Disneycember series, but never as the Critic.
Rexaura888 1 month ago in playlist More videos from ConstantineChernabog
next week: linkara crossover LOL :D
TFGfanguide 1 month ago in playlist More videos from ConstantineChernabog
red letter media review was better but this was good too!
kakashi76767 1 month ago
To be fair the writing in the series was MUCH better than the movies.
Indego84 1 month ago in playlist More videos from ConstantineChernabog
"life forms... you tiny little life forms... you precious little life forms!"
Colbystrns 1 month ago 2
This is my least favorite Trek film. It's worse than trek V. I hate how the trailer is misleading. I hate how Data is an annoying ass and as a former die hard trekkie I hated seeing Kirk die twice.
N.C. is right to mock this junk and he was funny.
incrediblehulkmovies 1 month ago
xD
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I knew Linkara would join in sooner or later, whether the Critic liked it or not.
KTKomedy2813 1 month ago
Hey Critic, if you thought Brent Spiner was unfunny here try watching his portrayal as the joker in Young Justice "Revelations"
ceitiosaurus 1 month ago
15:07 Time for a game of disappearing bears
Lmac731 1 month ago
Oh Doug, Picard's not just acting like any boss, he's acting like Bullock from American Dad.
nepomusik 1 month ago 2
@nepomusik best boss ever
reciboi 1 month ago in playlist Nostalgia Critic - Star Trek Month
.....still batman
6432spencer 1 month ago
.....I'm batman doing casual batman things....that is all
6432spencer 1 month ago
lol the chick from theodore rex!!
DannySMB 1 month ago
Next Week: Linkara Crossover
NC: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Can't wait for next week
CervantesStyle1 1 month ago 3
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CervantesStyle1 1 month ago
When I saw The Big Bang Theory last week, I said "THAT'S THE BUM'S JOKE!" When Sheldon said "Live Long and Suck It!" So glad he referenced it!!
ThatMovieNerdKevin 1 month ago
I propose a chorus of tiny little life forms.
Sonofkong0 1 month ago
Not the teddy bear! We'll bury him next to Ballsack.
MrGermanblood 1 month ago
@MrGermanblood I thought he was gonna have his Bear Memes like "Time for a game of disappearing bears."
ukhistorian 1 month ago
Great review, always funny.
tgunkijan 1 month ago
Not gonna waste first comment. Love this video NC. Great review!
TheIanDX 1 month ago