Stephen Lynch - Caught Me

[MrCombatarms5]

2:48 he looks like the other terminator from Terminator :judgement day

[Masahiro9891]

8 people weren't told the fucking joke

[1ronFistsCinema]

@Masahiro9891 8 people didnt understand the joke

[DiabloKing1525]

awesomeness i love this guy

[monsterenergydrinkzz]

the only thing wrong with this video is the name is incorrect, the song is called "talk to me" not Caught Me -_-

[robbitthehobbit1]

oh my lord. ewww

[MagikalGoose23]

@ERROR404000 I have the same problem quite often. I log on to watch one video before I rack out, and 12 videos later, I'm still looking for more.

[ERROR404000]

God dammit i keep promising myself this will be the last video, then i just keep going Xl

[radiantnakashima]

so let me get this straight.......there are arguments in the comments........about placement of letters on the keyboard......on a stephen lynch video?

[Ashie162]

@radiantnakashima *headdesk*

[MrHuberto86]

i wonder if the management shook his hand after the show thanking him for a great show

[strakskoy]

-insert quote that is from the s0ng you heard 5 seconds ago cause you think it will get you top comment-

[pikakirabygiyweedo]

@strakskoy Yep!

[pikakirabygiyweedo]

@strakskoy Actually i didn't know i could get top comment i was just quoting my favorite part

[theasskicker24]

My dad played this song after he caught my brother spankin it.

[blackfordian]

i heard some of his songs before, but this one is well the nastiest one.

[arazec343]

@blackfordian i think thats debatable

[ForkofTruth23]

@blackfordian Have you heard 'Waiting'? Or 'Gerbil'?

[Gonzalodark2]

"HEY THERE IS SEMEN IN THEM TISSUES EVERYBODY! THEY STAND UP BY THEMSELFS!"

this guy is just a genius xD

[Mattt8D]

I hate Irony.

[pikakirabygiyweedo]

Another 30 seconds and if all had gone as planned,

you'd seen your future grandchildren drippin down my haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand!!!!

YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[preachermuaddib]

@pikakirabygiyweedo yup, that would be the song we're watching. Fantastic contribution, well done

[pikakirabygiyweedo]

@preachermuaddib i just felt like quoting that part it's my favorite ^^

[kaorutheimpaler]

"pretty short dick if it has to stretch literally from a to z on a keyboard one is right under the other" Hence the "er.... wait" its a joke. Get it? ha-ha? funny funny?

[TheF1rstUnknown]

6 people got cought

[joeypriolo]

@TheF1rstUnknown then does that mean 808 got away with it??

[CSk401]

Does anyone else notice his orgasim levels of the audience after each verse?

[sojiit]

i love how in the first five seconds the video shows that the title of the song is "talk to me" and yet the title of the video is "caught me"...

[shadowgvl]

This same thing happened to me, so I played this song on full volume. Problem solved.

[hamtarofan4000]

People who get caught really need to learn to get a fucking door lock. o3o

[cookervillpop101]

he makes it seem like its a magic trick every time he changes cords 

[Tobyfan666]

i wouldn't use those tissues they've already been had

i lol'd sooo much at that one

[BellaRenesemeeedward]

Rage quit xD 0:22

[imxdarkdeath]

@realfeixneko7

......Dumbass.

[Adumbral6720]

16 Centimeters is roughly 6 and 1/4 inches. By American standards that's extremely average. Considering that "pretty good" is pretty sad. Guess I just learned something about men in U.K.

[secret2mistakes]

@Adumbral6720 Actually the average size here in America has dropped to 4 inches.... Just thought I'd share.

[worktimefunify]

@secret2mistakes WHAT! thats PATHETIC! im 14 and way big... nevermind, i dont wanna share...

[SuperRunescapeTube]

@worktimefunify thanks for the info ._.

[blainecol]

@secret2mistakes God if that's true than China mussed be concave by now.

[secret2mistakes]

@blainecol No kidding. But I gotta say... I find in interesting how the most populated country is said to be rather small....

[blainecol]

@secret2mistakes LOL I really have no idea about mens penis sizes all I know is mine and that's all I care about, and I have never been called small so I'll take that as a blessing.

[secret2mistakes]

@blainecol Haha, well I'm assuming you don't WANT to know anything about penis sizes so I guess you're blessed in that sense too. Hahaha, that's good - though I don't have one so... I suppose I can't really say anything about that.... ^=^U

[mojalea]

xD this is EXACTLY what my friend Brian did! 'cept he hated his dad and he did it on the pillows:) Im so proud of my "Nephew" *sniff sniff*

[D3w10n]

... my penis used to be stretched from A to Z, but then I took an arrow in the knee :(

[neverunderstoodyou]

@D3w10n arrow jokes make us sad

[earhs76]

for christ sake dad talk to him already.....lmao but dont use them tissues apparently they have already been had lol

[MicahGlascocksgirl]

my ex boyfriend sung this song all the time just like him it made me laugh

[pevpevpevpev]

Genious.

[zebmcbride]

why did he leave so much out of the song?

[cloetv12345]

@zebmcbride

wouldnt be funny if he told everything

[yourbible]

lol, 666 likes. i just had to break. im sorry.

[AlbionGaming365]

#legend

[bigmarty11288]

Is the bald guy with glasses his dad?

[thenigletcyborg]

this song is sooo funny. this guy is great!!!! great vid. a song about wackn it, nice

[TrueMeanGreenPsycho]

this song is so wrong and funny at the same time "it seems last night you caught me spanking it, no use denying it i was really cranking it!!" xD

[SuperRunescapeTube]

Okay what is with the top comments being the same!

[71klynch]

4 people were caught spankin it

[richard0john0chapman]

love this song

[AugustGunsZERO]

why does the comment explaining the joke have more likes than the joke? lol

[scrappy2toke]

@AugustGunsZERO I think the better question is why did the joke come after the comment explaining it

[MissWillowWillow]

Amazing

[sophiachristamk]

what the hell am i listening to XD

[Marcolandi12]

One of my favorite songs 

[mrboomboombop]

what hasnt this guy sang about

[Pokemonboy1337]

@mrboomboombop Im pretty sure I havent heard him sing about cutting of hitlers penis, putting in onto his own penis, like a condom, or a coat, and then rape George Washington while he makes Sarah Palin watch.. Not sure how that would work due to when they were alive, but whatever, it doesnt have to make sense.

[KunginRox]

Hahahahhaaha very funny but ppl get so worked up these days fuck it's just a song so get the fuck over it and move on u fucking net Heroes like seriously come on its a fucking joke and he was just answering a question so fuck man get over your selves and get a life for fuck sake :) k thanxx

[wwedx121]

what is that doll in the backround at 1:06 ?

[cloetv12345]

@wwedx121

no thats a person

[Wakka12321]

What is Stephen Lynch doing nowadays?

[unanuna1]

Maybe this is why he only has one testicle...

[shadowslayer51]

I love the irony in the top two comments...

[bignose12345666]

i think in one point has dad caught their dads spankin off and its always good when he says "u want some tissues coz ive got some spare"

[dyanecrutcher]

this guy is a fucking legend!!

[JustBriful]

@dyanecrutcher Just like Neil Patrick Harris lol

[badboykane]

The song is called "Talk To Me"

It's great, I think Stephen Lynch is hilarious.

[shadowwolf204]

....I just got caught. Lol...like no joke...This isn't thumb whoring, or anything. I seriousloy got caught. Dad just laughed! xD...

P.S. I probably won't leave my room for the rest of the day. Like...at all. xD

[BigMrBubblez]

2:48 Is that Mr.Sark?

[EternalDragon6661]

@BigMrBubblez

Dude that looks a lot like Mr. Sark!

[HappyIsFleeting]

I DIDNT EVEN TELL THE JOKE YET! NOW I GOTTA START ALL OVER AGAIN!

[MaFrimo]

2 people were caught spanking it.

[BlackPenumbra]

I absolutely love when a person so talented can take themselves so lightly. All the best to you, Stephen.

[sparklechild7689]

2 people used the tissues

[xSMuDGeProductions]

I didnt even hear the A-Z joke??

[MET4LL1CAH0L1C]

@xSMuDGeProductions MY DICK IS SO BIG IT STRECHES FROM A-Z ON THE KEYBOARD

[DjJadeMoon13]

@MET4LL1CAH0L1C lol i just noticed this and not to be mean but... unless you meant like this- a and z are right next to each other diagonally so lol...

[MET4LL1CAH0L1C]

@DjJadeMoon13 thats the joke

[DjJadeMoon13]

@MET4LL1CAH0L1C alright i didnt say anything rudely, and there are multiple things it couldve meant

[jco765949]

@MET4LL1CAH0L1C i had to look at my keyboard to get the joke

[hfchapman]

@MET4LL1CAH0L1C fag........

[MET4LL1CAH0L1C]

@hfchapman lol? is that the best thing you can come up with? cmon! i need a little more than just, fag...... (btw my dick streches from esc to f12, not a-z)

:)

[HappyIsFleeting]

@MET4LL1CAH0L1C Well lets see some pics! C'mon!

[LucyFanBoy]

@MET4LL1CAH0L1C You got that from Bash.org... Admit it

[MET4LL1CAH0L1C]

@LucyFanBoy admit what bro? i have no idea what Bash.org is, my cousin told me that joke, dont assume to much

[butterstickass666]

@MET4LL1CAH0L1C its funny because thats like 1/4 inch fury

[MET4LL1CAH0L1C]

@butterstickass666 total badass 1/4 inch :)

[HolyHelljumper117]

@MET4LL1CAH0L1C Dude, look at the keyboard. A &Z are like, less then a centimeter away if you look at it from the right angle.

[MET4LL1CAH0L1C]

@HolyHelljumper117 NOOO DUUURRRRR thats the joke smart one...

[DylanJo123]

@HolyHelljumper117 <-- smartest youtuber ever

[Raistlin2090]

@MET4LL1CAH0L1C

FAIL

[D3w10n]

@MET4LL1CAH0L1C On my keyboard that is about 16cm... That is pretty good :)

[MET4LL1CAH0L1C]

@D3w10n i LOVE your keyboard :)

[D3w10n]

@MET4LL1CAH0L1C US keyboards are QWERTY, most of others are QWERTZ, and depending on keys size, A-Z is from 9 to 20cm distance... So that is why most of non-US YouTubers wont get the joke :)

[fiReBirD99991]

@D3w10n Actually, you ought to read up on things first. More than 50% of all European keyboards are QWERTY. Seeing as the primary userbase of YouTube is from either North America (Canada uses QWERTY primarily too and is part of the same continent as the US) or Europe, then your assumption is wrong.

[D3w10n]

@fiReBirD99991 Dude stop being smartass, I have QWERTZ keyboard and was just making a funny remark on a funny comment, shove your knowelege somewere else ^_^

And yes, I can make jokes without previous reasrch, yes I am that awesome! Your penis is still small... fuck your assumptions :*

... and I guess you dont have friends

[mahtexas]

@MET4LL1CAH0L1C I come to the video and this comment is the first thing that i see.

[realfelixneko7]

@MET4LL1CAH0L1C

you do realize that there isn't even an inch of of space between the A and Z key on a standard personal computer?

[MET4LL1CAH0L1C]

@realfelixneko7 no DURRR thats, the joke smart one... -.-

[LCxCZ]

@realfelixneko7 What a way to be a clueless dumbass, lol. Made my day

[kaorutheimpaler]

@MET4LL1CAH0L1C if you actually went to bash.org you would know at the end of that sentence comes. "....er.... wait!"

[MET4LL1CAH0L1C]

@kaorutheimpaler if you actually knew that i have no idea what the fuck you are talking about, you wouldnt bring it up

[kaorutheimpaler]

@MET4LL1CAH0L1C the thing you posted about your dick stretching from a to z on a keyboard, its a 5 year old joke from bash.org All i was saying is you ended the joke wrong. I wasn't being a dick. Dick

[joeypriolo]

@kaorutheimpaler pretty short dick if it has to stretch literally from a to z on a keyboard one is right under the other

[dev82248]

one m0:00re time

[ElectricalMuse]

2 people's dads won't talk to them

[imev6lli]

:D the fast forward at the beginning was hilarious

[maxaslagolis]

Press 8 to see him finish....

[vanNessaB6]

I didn't even fuck tell the joke yet...hahah..

[streetsk8r438]

i have never been caught and i dont really plan to

[TopClassGames]

loooool

[jjb251]

LOL! love all the explanations that go on about the A-Z joke XD

[samisdabomb1998]

2 people don't get the A to Z joke

[awinxa]

I'm so gettin disliked for this but... didn't get the joke

[BittenByMeFilmz]

2 people go cought

[TheByrdWhoLovesRock]

When I have a son and this happens, I'm turning around and walk out the door saying "Not gonna tell you mom, it's a guy thing."lol

[BananaMirror]

EVERYONE! The a-z joke was someone that commented on this video. It was "My dick is so big, it stretches from A-Z on the keyboard." This was a sarcasm joke, since A and Z are right next to each other. However many people didn't get it and criticized him for "having a small penis." It wasn't a lyric in the song.

[nejko600]

@BananaMirror What you said is true i just wanna add that some keyboards have z and y switched...

[Violet3107]

LOL A-Z joke

[FoxyLady9112]

God I havce this on my ipod didn't evewn know it was him!

[stillpulseXistrolln]

what a-z joke??

[halo3mad1]

my life story

[stillpulseXistrolln]

Y U NO LET ME FINISH!!! 0.o

[stillpulseXistrolln]

ICAMEDOWNTOTHEBREAKFASTTABLEIF­ELTLIKEICOULDCRY!!!!!!!

[00Manga0Lover00]

i'd love it if a lad commented saying "...mines pretty small" just to get some laughs XD

[RaVeRII234]

A to Z is pretty short bro. Here is a button, go have some fun Needledick.

[Lenix007]

I'm from Norway, and my dick stretches from A to Å. Last letter in the norwegian language, and it is to the right of P.

[jdouglasusn]

At 1:10 his eyes make me laugh my ass off. He had such a guilty look and pleasure at the same time. His song "For the Ladies" he does the same thing LOL

[Chicktaco]

whoa that looks like my friend Eric from 2:07-2:11

[jbwhite1990]

He looks like Jim Carrey

[clone10123]

@jbwhite1990 i think at points he has a bit of Ryan Reynolds in him....

[Dannydanthepizzaman]

3:02The best fucking part! haha

[MrHatefulone]

2:30 is that David Arquette?

[TheReapersChildren]

Stephen Lynch is the BEST artist live! :D

[liquidblue0803]

damn.....



[podsjackson]

is he on bout Rebecca black

[jayparrish1]

@podsjackson This was posted in 2009 idiot...

[podsjackson]

@jayparrish1 no wayyy

[nobullfilm]

2:48

It's fucking Tom Hanks!!!!

[narutofreaktenten]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­!

[bakacrow]

Wow, love how so many people dont get the A to Z joke.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[gmansbriefcase]

@bakacrow You ever seen a dvorak keyboard?

[XxMrMinecraftGuyxX]

@bakacrow true to that bro

[IWKILLALL]

@bakacrow WHATS THE A TO Z JOKE!?!?!?!?!:O

[moredeadfordivine]

@bakacrow I'm young so I don't know what it is. Can you tell me?

[ASwiftHippie]

@bakacrow ...What A to Z joke? It's not that I don't get it, I just don't hear an A to Z joke in the song.

[ASwiftHippie]

@bakacrow Nevermind. I found the original comment.

[HellsVerdict]

@bakacrow Hmmm... Explain -_-

[themightymaxxion]

@bakacrow Amen, brother/sister, amen.

[medalxx12]

@bakacrow then kill yourself

[chrantheman]

@bakacrow See ya bro, say hello to my martian family for me! <3

[haveyoueverbenalone]

he has so much fun with life lol its fun just to watch

[swscheiblein]

The songs actually called Talk To Me.

[evilwelshboi]

sad thing is its actually happend to my twice :L

[onlymsladylora]

I love this song!!! To damn FUNNY!!! Stephen is a RIOT...

[Baelzaan]

thumbs up if once you heard it you couldn't stop replaying 3:00 :P

[anticliche321]

I knew what the song was about when I saw the thumbnail

[PoeticHarleyquinn]

2 people don't like this song cause they got caught spanking it.

[duckiesv]

i think this happened to the guy at 1:23, just look at his laugh, it's so full shame :))

[smuknight]

He has hilarious eyes and facial expressions.

[MasterBates187]

2 ppl got caught spankin it

[Bruttimeh]

lol.. Caught Me?

The song is called Talk To Me....