As. NYLA I say its supposed to be stupid. What got me is the total lack of continuity vest on vest off girl not in tunnel girl in tunnel etc. Love to hate it folks that's why we made it. Jennifer Delora
Absolutely awful film, but damned if I don't laugh my ass off watching it. This is one of only two films that have been on MST3K that I've seen prior to watching the MST3K versions. And Valaria (played by Angelika Jager) was hot, even if she is the worst actress ever.
this is the worst movie of all time they only have one camra angle and they walk down the same steps 5 times and they cut the scene short cause some of the actors can't get up the stairs with there costums on
you know a movie is terrible when the narrator has to explain every plot detail like in the scene with the "pleasure chamber" or whatever. this movie sucks. i could barely finish it. and this is coming from someone who loves horrible movies.
It got Aliens, Zombies, (Killer-)Robots, Monsters, Handpupetmonsters, Stone Age guys, Knights, naked girls (at least one), special effects, "the dark one". Is there something this movie dosn't have.
this wasn't so bad it was great , it was total shit...i mean TOTAL shit!
TheBrownbongo 1 week ago
34-58, Angelika Jager has/had very nice big natural tits. MST3k 'missed' this scene
VanGoghRothko 1 month ago
Bewbs!
mdrumt 3 months ago
Conan and robots = fail
v73k1 5 months ago
FAKE AND GAY.
TheZombiesarepeople2 5 months ago
@TheZombiesarepeople2 Sorry, but this is a EPIC WIN.
BClocals 5 months ago
@BClocals Ikr? I want to see this now.
TheZombiesarepeople2 5 months ago
Spinning arm robot attack!!
pattythefreakingstar 6 months ago
3.:53 LOL
RorschachJ 9 months ago
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extrasystole 11 months ago
So bad it was great!
tonylbenson 11 months ago
Conan kills zombies! I smell a 2011 remake!
nicolasmarinus 1 year ago
what a sensational optimus Prime slice of 80's cheddar.
CCSofChocolatesvill 1 year ago
drive in classics dvd dot com has this one in their collector's editions section...looks stupid,but funny..
mrgb46 1 year ago
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thumbs up if you see this because of carlyle
bobbybishopbuffalo 1 year ago
I rented this in the early 90s, it was such an irritating piece of shit, I beat up my wife
DrShittyBottomHammer 1 year ago
As. NYLA I say its supposed to be stupid. What got me is the total lack of continuity vest on vest off girl not in tunnel girl in tunnel etc. Love to hate it folks that's why we made it. Jennifer Delora
redjennphd 1 year ago
This trailer makes this movie look cheesy enugh to be amuseing and funny. In reality, this is a LONG and PAINFUL movie.
punyo4u 1 year ago
as the fat kid from simpsons says " ha ha "
abdlt 1 year ago
WTF?!
yarden900 1 year ago
:58 interpretive dance WIN
Cactusifyable 1 year ago
WTF LMFAO!!!!! ohhh god this is too much wtf what a waste of money for this shit
darthmaxrat88 1 year ago
Absolutely awful film, but damned if I don't laugh my ass off watching it. This is one of only two films that have been on MST3K that I've seen prior to watching the MST3K versions. And Valaria (played by Angelika Jager) was hot, even if she is the worst actress ever.
antgto 1 year ago
I love how the dreaded "Dark One" is nothing more than an immobile two-hundred pound avacado.
LENTICULARPLASTIC 1 year ago
Why didn't this movie win any awards?
IngeniousImbecile 1 year ago
an orrible film xD
thebestanimezione 1 year ago
greatest movie ever
fuschnick99 1 year ago
This movie sucks!
Underdog3210 1 year ago
lololololololololol
lilskates3 1 year ago
this movie is free on, on demand right now.
DellNGibbs 2 years ago
true, i was watchin it today
chrischargethesick 1 year ago
Yeah
Underdog3210 1 year ago
The only part I like is getting to see valeria's awesome boobs when she is in the pleasure machine
kakabukkake0 2 years ago
jajjajasjajajajajajajjajajajajajajajajajajajjajajajaj!Q very hilarious! alottaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
jslsvzqz2 2 years ago
genius, a fake conan killing robot-monster-aliens, i mean that has to be a great flic !?
Rizzinus 2 years ago
what? xD
xburninxthexremainsx 2 years ago
3.14 lol. He was spinning
tonymadariaga 2 years ago
I wanna see biglebowskir and FCTCLongdong in a knife fight to decide once and for all whether this movie is great or awful.
steveasat2 2 years ago
this is the worst movie of all time they only have one camra angle and they walk down the same steps 5 times and they cut the scene short cause some of the actors can't get up the stairs with there costums on
biglebowskir 2 years ago
Great movie, watched it 3 times in a row.
FCTCLongdong 2 years ago
you know a movie is terrible when the narrator has to explain every plot detail like in the scene with the "pleasure chamber" or whatever. this movie sucks. i could barely finish it. and this is coming from someone who loves horrible movies.
potobuah15 2 years ago
This was the most terrible movie I've ever seen.
bigfatcatmovies 2 years ago
Look very quickly and close at time log 1:00 and you can catch a very young and yet undiscovered, TV psychologist "Dr. Buzz".
He is the on the right dancing surrounded by dry ice in the pleasure dome scene. The rest of the time he was stuffed in a robot suit.....
drbuzzmann 2 years ago
This got to be thes best movie ever.
It got Aliens, Zombies, (Killer-)Robots, Monsters, Handpupetmonsters, Stone Age guys, Knights, naked girls (at least one), special effects, "the dark one". Is there something this movie dosn't have.
I have to see this movie
*sarcasm off*
Tellminator 2 years ago
@Tellminator drive in classics dvd dot com has this one...
mrgb46 1 year ago
Zombies robots AND aliens?!?!?
CoolJohnDog 2 years ago
Who's the macho actor at the end? Rick Gianasi?
dickvisa 2 years ago
how did the humans lose?!
tonymadariaga 2 years ago
omg this movie was so bad i started laughing
arrestedshrimp 2 years ago
macho man lmfao
TeeStall 2 years ago
This movie wins at failing
ericvon69 2 years ago 8
i booked so many fake parts lol
30GB 2 years ago
1:05 - GOLD!
MarsHottentot 3 years ago 3