Titus - ep.22 - The Smell Of Success

[raoulhery]

"go dave, there is no line, pay attention" "dddddrrrr ave- dddrave" priceless sitcom

[TheOriginalUserName9]

HOW THE FUCK DID THIS SHOW GET CANCELED!?!?!?!?!

[Ollieisanarchy54]

@TheOriginalUserName9 Because Fox wanted Titus and Erin to break up because Darma and Greg did it and they had higher ratings, and Chris Titus didn't wanna copy them. I will always respect Christopher Titus for that. He risked his show cause he didn't want to sell out.

[he4gaveme]

this show is ADICTIVE!!! but awesome so it ballences out



[cybersaiyan]

Why does Dave start barking? XD

[theRealBrand]

FOX made a big mistake by cancelling this show.

[THECJSELLERSBRAND]

my favorite episode, this and teh dave moves out episode.

[TonnieLinne23]

i remember seeing this show on tv i wish it was still onn

[TigerBoyUltra]

Titus was the best show on fox.

[Sly6035]

@TigerBoyUltra or married with children

[Familyguy1230]

I KNOW WHAT NATIONAL MEANS

[shagohod666]

"GIVE ME SOME MONEY YOU BASTARD!" lol

[flourecentclear]

LMAO he's got a great radio voice

[phikhum]

good episode!!!

[missymix2]

he reminds me of jim carry whilst eating the crow

[KaristaSwiss]

you know I liked you better when you had hope...

No you didn't

My dad was positive that I wouldnt amount to anything :(

[Applemask]

"Close your eyes, take a deep breath and IMAGINE A PERFECT SOLUTION"

[Daoro123]

for me the biggest hurdle to success has always been failure!! LOL

[Daoro123]

now im a man and I can talk to my father man to man: PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[RichHollifield]

i gotta a little story to tell you...once upon a time NO.rotfl

[scanman91]

Dude you owe me a beer! i laughed my ass off

[jonesstormy8]

give me some money you bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[beantownjunkie77]

Give me some money you Bastard!!!!!! Het its my dad lol

[NJNJNJNJNJNJ]

"Once upon a time-NO!"

I laughed my ass off.

[Mego34]

Love this show

[FascistKingDave]

Dave is almost exactly like me:

Licorice and Asian women

[ninjasuzuki]

shield pppppp

[SaraBleh]

omg....favorite parts....

"dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad..."

"they now gross three billion dollars a year..."

"woah...that's a great story dada!"

"I liked you better when you had hope"

"no you didn't"

"...YES I DID"

"aaah! shield!!!!"

[XxHelenaJolieXx]

i personally love the *flick* damnit! *flick* damnit *flick* damnit

lol

[sfgiantsballin]

hahaha 9:18

[JCfox07]

how did u get a video this long up?

[keanucange]

04:48 lol. go dave there is no line

[696969jp3]

15:50 is the funniest out of the 3 times that I just mentioned.

[696969jp3]

PARTAY WOHOO!!!!!

1:50

[696969jp3]

actually 11:50 my bad.

[ilikeblondie]

this episode is kinda like "the simpsons roasting on an open fire"

[pl225]

great show!

[Windofchaos24]

"Dad please tell me you not here to give me the money"

"I'm not here to give you the Money"

"That's my Daddy!!" lmfao I Love that line xDDDD

[TodesLiebe]

'course third season was dark Titus' theme is shit.....

Why the hell does everyone insist on posting quotes on these things? *grumbles*

One of the better Titus episodes...man I miss this show.

[WanderingWombat]

That is both the best and worst episode ending in the history of television.

[PeterBluth]

Actually, when his mom killed herself, that was both the best and worst ending ever.

[blackstones280487]

@PeterBluth yeah i know but what episode was that???

[PeterBluth]

@blackstones280487 It's called The Visit in season 3.

[onfzd]

Cryin' like a girl-Kwon-Do

Haha, awesome!

[kidamerica06]

LOL... DAVE FIGHTING AT 1:34!

[ColdCorrupted23]

That's damn good crow, alittle heavy on the humiliation, but still damn good, MMMMM Crow!!

LMFAO i love titus man

[GNJF]

I've got a story for ya. Once upon a time, NO!

[LiDDOMZMiMi]

does he kinda remind you

of jim carrey? i like this

show :]

[rosebudckane]

He looks a lot like Jim Carrey playing fire Marshal Bill from the In Living Colour days!

[RunDesireRun]

once upon a time your dog got run over by a car this morning

hahahah <3

[Likokas]

Look Dad! I'm gonna be an astronaut!

Oh yea? Good because my beer is waitless, now go to the planet refrigerator and fetch me a new one xD

This show was genius, I was so sad when they cancelled it

[jish55]

no, chris called the producers stupid, because they were changing to much, and he wanted to keep it as real as possible... and when something he didn't like happened during a take, he would critisize it, say we don't do crap, and have the take done over. but ya, the show was briliant... but the third season got a lot darker, that's one main reason for the cancelation

[workingman8]

damn the brown bag that never runs out of whiskey, i love it

[scarsandburns]

"hi you didn't get the concert tickets but keep on listening." lol

[SaraBleh]

basically...my favorite tv show....and this is my favorite episode....too bad it was cancelled...sometimes, it's hard to admit shows like this are more like our lives than we'd care to admit.

[DStandsForDynasty]

couldnt agree more... with everything

[DjCanadian]

Hmmm, I clicked reply. Stupid thing.

Quote was "You're not an alcoholic, you haven't earned it" lmfao

[insidethewall]

"i love erin! this it´s my last chance to be a hero" :)

[insidethewall]

12:15!!!!! i don´t feel like a man!!! hahahahahaha

[mirikam8]

PARTYYY! WOO! *sshhhhhhhhh!*

Dude you owe me a beer xD

[JohnConnor2029]

I laughed really well when Ken "fixed" Christopher's tricycle.

[Titusrules101]

TRUE

[mirikam8]

Titus at his best: when he's drunk and when he's a teen. LMFAO!

[Nubcakespwndu]

"You're not an alcoholic, you haven't earned it" lmfao

[DjCanadian]

My favorite line ever. I use it as a quote on some of my online profiles. =)

[Applemask]

"Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a truck this morning."

Any show with a line like that should run for 40 seasons and win ten billion Emmys.

[tabletadieppa]

@Applemask u just said the most smartest thing ive ever heard!

[IluvKirito]

@Applemask Amen to that! Why he hasn't been given a new show since this one was so UNJUSTLY cancelled is beyond me.

[JessiistheGame]

@IluvKirito I heard about a month ago that they might be bringing it back...but a few years AFTER the end of season 3...I believe it was confirmed, I'd have to look further into it. :/

[soleofsoul]

Hilarious! Makes me want to crack open a beer.

[Skrippy33]

Dammit, ZZEZZRZ, Dammit, ZZEZZRZ, Dammit ZZEZZRZ LMAO XD

[Darkheart101]

lol "I had my sheild up" god thats awesomeXD

[Eirelav111]

"that's damn good crow"! :)

[iaminsanity]

"I got a little story to tell you.. 'Once upon a time, NO!' " it's the best ever!

[Slayerkid16]

Ken: If I give it to you now youll never learn. Chris: But Im too old to learn give me some money you bastard!

[crassyfrake]

I love how original shows like this, and arrested development, dont last.....why? because everyone wants to see "so you think your goldfish has talent"

[xenvic]

you could not be more right my friend. titus and arrested development are the best of the best, but the pathetic world of pseudo-reality has taken over and there arent enough intelligent people in the country to stop it.

[korusi]

@crassyfrake Sadly this one was due to conflicts with the story writing.... Titus had integrity. 

[tabletadieppa]

@crassyfrake u r so right! all people do is go along. they are just a bunch of followers! when i like something i dont give a shit about what anyone else thinks! it's so hard to find people who think the i do in my school.

[ePhilosopher]

lizard

[Slayerkid16]

But Im too old to learn GIMME SOME MONEY YOU BASTARD.

[Skot360]

lmfao wow i love titus theres way to many awesomely funny times to mention, you get the point, thank you so much to whoever posted this

please post more

[Draculaslover]

'id rather have a car built by monkeys''... dave- ppl love monkeys!

[andreahignett]

MMMM Crow...So Funny!!!

[0rcryst]

SHEILD!

[Psykotikangel]

Titus+Drunk=Win

[HrvatskaVatrena]

once upon a time your dogg got hit by a car this morning whahahhahhahhah :P

titus was great!!!!!

[spereloverozenmaiden]

Thank you for posting this!

[mrredgreen]

i love when he has teenager flash backs the hair just cracks me up

[JImmyBTTP]

"so busy i had to buy a gaurd dog!"

[EIND12]

esmeg88 you can go to fanpop to see more tv shows

[FagDrag]

Stacy Keach fucking rules.

[bopeep123]

god i loved this show!! i was even beinning to like it more than the simpsons because i never missed an episode but then fox had to cancel! they are all b-yotches. oh well, check out christopher titus "norman rockwell is bleeding" its hilarious!!! :)

[scarsandburns]

give me some money you bastard!!! lmao!!

[esmeg88]

I loved this show!!! Why did it have to cancel??? Does anyone know where I could see more tv series?

[jculver1674]

I loved it too. To answer your question, it was cancelled because (a) Fox got so many complaints from viewers about the show's more controversial elements, and (b) Chris hated the show's executive producers and called them stupid on a regular basis, which isn't the best way to keep your job.

[sara5555555555]

please can't you put up more videos of this. And does anyone know where you could watch more

[YamatoBR]

Man, Titus is my life. They do not show it here in Brazil anymore so, thank you very much.

[mb1329]

yeah, they don't show it in the U.S. either, which sucks.

[Tejano7]

Every time I'm in a bank I think of this.

[crazygirs13]

I'm too old to learn!!

[northsyderyda]

give me some money you bastard lol

[Ravnos]

Nevermind, I have. :P

[Ravnos]

Good episode, would like to see the follow-up.

[thatgothicangel]

need more titus!

[punk313]

love this show ... do u have more

[0ID0]

Thank you for posting this!

[NickyTheWolfy]

great show titus is funny guy

[NarutoUzumaki667]

Hi you're caller 27, you didn't get the concert tickets, but keep on listening!

[zerokasanshi]

MUST HAVE MORE TITUS!!!

[SwollenEyeAgent]

I love this show. any episodes would fill me with joy!

[jaded110]

Put 'Red Asphalt' on here and I'll love you forever.

[haloplaya4]

LOL! "I got a little story I wanna tell you. Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a truck this morning!" :)

[DamienDraiman]

I love Titus. whenever Im on computer, cause my DVD drive doesn't work, I can always watch this episode :) thanks. I have all 3 DVD sets and it's awesome.

[nsonic79]

Thank you for sharing the family love that is "Titus"