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  • ah memories, memories...

  • oh honey bring it close to my (8)  n.n

  • AHONEI BREGHEI TOSTMAY...LIPSIA.....

  • I loved this song as a kid, i thought she was saying "i wanna bring you close to my alecia, it's got a baby" so innocent, my childhood forever ruined lol.

  • ganda mallha

  • This will always be a dancefloor killer!! AvH did so much awesome work in the 90s. Now he produces shit like that Duck Sauce crap.

  • Méég mindiig nagyoon naaaagy!!!!<3<3

  • I just love Tori forever

    

  • I thought she was saying "scabby dick"

  • "Honey bring it close my.....honey bring it close to my lips, yeah..." Classic!

  • THOSE 7 FUCKING IDIOTS HAVE NO CLUE WHAT MUSIC IS!

  • What a great song to make love with a gorgeous woman and im 56 !

  • music is good but wtf is with the video 8 minutes of random shit

  • Wow.. took me 16 years to find this song.

    thought the words were 'Hardly wearing clothes tonight'

    and 'Saturday Pig'

  • @boss290t SATURDAY PIG! that really is the funniest thing I've heard all day. thankyou!

  • I thought she was saying "Scott a K K"

  • experssion of awsomness

  • I'll probably bring you toast tonight, he's got a big dick.

  • @ChewTheGlue - I've always heard it as "I'll Holly Bring You Toast To Might, He's Got a Big Dick" but I think I like your version better. LOL

  • @Mezaial "I'll Holly Bring You Toast To Might" hahahahahaha

  • @ChewTheGlue I won't congratulate you : I just can't hear something else, now. :-)

  • Come on Guys. tori is saying "he's gotta big dick/ Honey bring it close to my lips" No worries Tori likes dick.

  • @fabio

    I'm gonna bring you close to my

    I'm gonna bring you close to my lips, yeah

    it's gotta be big.....

    beautiful angel.......

  • What is Tori saying?

  • This is my reason why I chose House music.

  • This song sud hav ben called sky tv!!!!!

  • WHAT A FU**ING TUNE

  • THAT BASSLINE!!! Makes me sooooooooooooo happy listening to this old classic still. So simple, yet so effective. AVH is King!

  • I just heard this track on an old skool 90's raver audio tape a friend had.. we used to dance to that at this weekly all niter on friday nites in '97.. MAN does this bring back memories.. he's gonna convert the tape into mp3.. soon i hope.. fukk yeah lol

  • cool song long time not heard this for ages

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  • saweeeet ;-)

  • This was, is and always will be one of my favourite dance tunes... that bass is a killer.

  • @ayoama completely agree, check out what he says about it on "history of house music" he's a legend...

  • Tori Amos - Professional Widow (Armand's Star Trunk Mix) 1996

  • For those of you too young to remeober, i was led to believe at the time that this is about Courtney Love, after the death of Curt Cobain from Nivana.

  • very nice classic

  • he's got a big dick!!!

  • @PILINDEORO funny that you weren't the only one thinking that's what Tori was saying in this song back in the 90s. ;) I thought I was the only one; along with half of the gay community. LOOOOOOL

  • i know first hand what this track does to a dancefloor..i was fortunate enough to drop it everyweekend in a club 1999-2003...dancefloor dynamite...club land memories love it birmingham uk

  • i know first hand what this track does to a dancefloor..i was fortunate enough to drop it everyweekend in a club 1999-2003...dancefloor dynamite...club land memories love it birmingham uk

  • Spectacular version!!!!!!!!!! I love Tori Amos

  • Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuune. Fuck me sideways with a spliff!

  • MIX NOT COMPLET - I HATE THAT

  • Once I bought an LP single with this song on it. That's the one you should buy if you like this song. The sound is full then. Far better than listening to this song on CD.

  • I thought she was saying " I want a bring them to a toast of mine, I'll gotta bring them to a toast of mine, kiss ya...she's gotta be a gay, she's gotta be a gay -she say- (whisper here) and so on,which doesn't make any sense!! the remix is good, but lacks the essence of the original song.

  • was in cape town south africa when i first heard this... fucking mental track, party anthem of my life !!! erotic

  • The lyrics = Honey bring ya close to my ..... Honey bring ya close to my lips yea

  • Ill bring you dubs tonite? Saturday kick? No idea..

  • @MrDUTCHTOUCH @st3pr1me39 .... A HONEY BRING IT CLOSE TO MY LIPS HERE ... IT'S GOT TO BE BIG

  • @MrDUTCHTOUCH @st3pr1me39 ... WE GOT TO BE BIG... IS ALSO USED

  • I lived in London when this came out. I danced my face off for 6 months...then moved to Spain. Loved the late 90s!!!

  • Swear its either

    He's gotta be gay

    He's got a big dick

    He's got bukkake

    He's got a big cake..

    No idea :L

  • @st3pr1me39 it's gotta be big

  • i use to be freked out when i heard this song when i was like 10 lol

  • This was one of the biggest club tracks of '96-'97. Dance floors would go NUTS when this came on without fail.....and when the runway queens were in the house oooooo wheeee WORK!

  • Great Video :)

  • He's got a big d1ck

    He's got a big d1ck

    He's got a big d1ck

    He's got a big d1ck

  • @MrPenetrate HE SURE IS!

  • He's got a big d1ck

    He's got a big d1ck

    He's got a big d1ck

    He's got a big d1ck

  • OH WOW!!! Classic!!! I remember the very first time I heard this in Heaven a gay club in Houston. Great remix, probably one of the classic that came out in the 90's. Awesome decade for remixes. They just don't make them like they used to. I mean I hear remixes and they suck the big. Not then, then they made them for the people not like nowadays. It's like it's all about me now. Not for us, who freaking buy the records.

  • @chotzrary Look for Defected records and/or Armand van Helden songs! They are still good nowadays too. :)

  • ;)

    

  • The original was a great song, but Armand made it a classic!

  • Maybe Courtney Love didn't want Kurt Cobain dead...my arse she didn't, j'accuse! She hired a hitman, or more probably drove him to suicide by going on and on about the ironing...what a bitch. Some people think it would be better if Courtney was dead; not me...oh wait, yes, me.

  • @Spankabuttux Ironing lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ...Back when MTV played [good] music

  • hes gotta big dick.......hes gotta big dick......hes gotta big dick

  • what is she singing??

  • @MidgetMaggot ah honey bring it close to my,

    Ah honey bring it close to my lips yeah.

    It's gotta be big,

    It's gotta big

    sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex.

    :) A classic!

  • Oh honey bring it close to my...Oh honey bring it close to my lips, yes! Oh honey bring it close to my...Oh honey bring it close to my lips, yes!

  • she is the hottest female artist on the fucking earth.

  • what a fucking tune!!! i nearly chewed me jaw off back in the nineties!!!;-)

  • @shazowars tina will do that to you

  • @shazowars you and me both mucker

  • One of the best basslines ever. Serious groover!

  • "honey bring it close to my lips here... ITS GOTTA BE CAKE" hahahaha

  • not one of my favourite house tunes ever but you would have to have been a complete twit not to have gone mental to this at some point if you were on the scene when this came out - the bumbles were good at this time in N London which may have had an influence. Downstairs at the Cock Tavern, Highbury Corner, Bunny on the decks, tiger skin seating, Stace et al behind the bar, Fridays n Saturdays, doves n vodka Red Bull. Right, now I'm off for my afternoon nap again ...

  • did anyone else always think that the lyrics go, "he's got a big dick?"

  • @BananaMango99 OMG.. no?!?! you too?????

  • I'm sorry, this sh*t sucks. One endless loop.

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  • @GreggJulian: Yeah, it sucks.

  • @GreggJulian yeah, yeah, yeah.. so is toilet paper, but, what would you do with out it???? luvzzzz it, just because it's goooooood

  • @GreggJulian GTFO! what is 99% of music in the charts today, one loop repeated with some shite autotuned lyrics

  • @TrowbridgeHardcore The trend probably started with this. : )

  • @TrowbridgeHardcore

    lol so true

  • @GreggJulian house was probably like this in those days and it eventually evolved into what it is today

  • still a big one

  • God we used to have so much fun to this song back in 96. Im so happy to have lived all that fun, feel sorry for the young kids today. Music is just not the same as it used to be. The eightees take me back to early teen days, the ninetees to mid twenties. Anything from 2000 and on doesn't bring too many happy memories, as times are getting tough. VIVA to the good times we had.

  • love that tori amos!!!! loooovvvvvvveeeee that!!!!!!!!!!

  • @thedunneymonster STFU ass fag.

  • @AJBurtonOperator you're embarrassing yourself now lil fella. no need to follow my posts just cos you lost an argument.

  • @AJBurtonOperator hahahaahhahahahahhaaha your definition of winning is a cock in your mouth

  • @AJBurtonOperator you sent the message below to yourself dumb dumb. you sooooo dumb

  • @thedunneymonster GAY, you so GAY

  • @AJBurtonOperator now in capital letters again!! dont fight it fella. dont worry about you papa beating the shit out of you for being different. just tell him you like men. you never know, he may put out. hahaha

  • @thedunneymonster awwww you have daddy issues

    It's ok that you miss his cock, you are a cocksucker.

  • @AJBurtonOperator just tell him lil fella. he may recipricate. (another big word there.....dicitonary!!!)

  • timeless

    epic

  • i can't believe i was 14 when this came out! god i feel old right now!

    i had such a crush on her back then, still do!!

  • remember it! XD

  • I'll probably bring in a toaster fight

    I'll probably bring in a toaster fight (with ya)

  • I sat next to Ellen at Richard Montgomery High School in Journalism class. She was a wonderful, cheerful person. She was very nice to me when I was an anonymous, diminutive Freshman. Of course, I had a silent crush on her. Who didn't? She was just a sunny, beautiful woman inside and out. I am pleased that she achieved success in life. Best of wishes Ellen. I will always have fond memories of you.

  • Monster mix. Got it on viNYil.

  • "Boys for Pele" is the name of Tori's CD that "Professional Widow" is on. Not sure what the title of the CD means? If anyone knows leave me a message on here.

  • @MrDrummerboy1962 There is a Hawaiian goddess named Pele who lives in a volcano. It's about feminine "fire" and boys being devoured by Pele or worshipping her.

  • I first heard this Armand Van Helden mix of "Professional Widow" in a gay club. I went absolutely nuts! I went up to the DJ booth and asked the DJ, "Who is this and what is this song". I got him to play it again later on and the dancefloor was packed! It has the most awesome beat. I don't think Tori actually says this, but in the song it sounds like she says, "He's got a big dick". Later on that next week I bought her CD that this song is on and the original version is totally different.

  • @MrDrummerboy1962 I heard it for the first time in a gay club also and done exactly the same as you and it made me go out dancing a whole lot when it first came out on the dj circuit. I had listened to Tori quite a lot before this and i know the original very well and totally loved it. I went to see her 2 years in a row at the armadillo in glasgow and shes a really amazing live artist.

  • 334 LIKES! I fucking love u all! YEssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ss! Classic shit right here!

  • I love how this remix was Tori Amos' most popular song. Because most people thought of her as a dance music artist as they never thought it was a remix to begin with.

  • honey, bring it close to my lips, it's got to be big, (*he's got a big d*ck* pu**yyyyy)

  • i always used to think that she's singing "K G B" in the refrain :D

  • brilliant song, i member when i was a kid i had nightmares from this video, dunno why :S

  • Me and my mate were stoned the first time we heard Tori Amos' Professional Widow (the Armand Van Helden Remix one) and were convinced she was saying I'll probbably bring ya toast tonight!! I'll probably bring ya toast tonight!....its gotta be jam....its gotta be jam

  • @eeelz1 I always think that she is saying ''gonna bring ya clothes to night''

  • @eeelz1 By far the funniest comment ive seen posted on youtube!

  • @eeelz1 (ahahahahahahahahah) this is the most amazing thing i've ever read

  • @eeelz1 Thats mint! lol

  • God this reminds me of my Quilters days in Billericay in the 90'S bring it on!

  • 2:14 portia gibbins from the mighty b would totally sing this part!!!

  • There arent enough superlatives to describe this fantastic song...oh happy daze.....

  • This track was the awesome when it came out , takes me back to the mid 90's.

  • Art.

  • Absolutely guaranteed 100% fool-proof floor-filler. I think that bass riff speaks directly to people's bodies without troubling their brains: "Go direct to the dance floor. Do not pass go. Do not collect £100. Forget your friends, your drink, your problems. Loose it, then find yourself in the music. You are one with all these other fools—they love you, that is why they are here. Shirts off, hands in the air, you'll never come down off this trip."

  • @mrcake2525 man u nailed it!

  • @mrcake2525 OMFG brilliant comment! A simple thumbs off will not suffice. You made me smile and laugh, but also made me sad that my partying days are over... the best of them anyway :-(

    If we had ever met at a club we would have talked for hours, exchanged numbers, sworn to catch up, and then never heard from each other again! LoL. The greatest people i ever met were the ones ill never remember... ;-)

    Big Love from australia

  • Where can I find variations of this Armand Bass Line?

  • @dennisdominic the remix disc has lots of good stuff on it, including a bass line, I think.

  • F*ck yeah this brings back memories!

  • yeah i remember being a kid in clubs and this would come on,everyone would rush for the dancefloor,and it's the same now,that's why it's STILL on the ministry of sounds (or one of them) party mix 2010 ;D tori rulez

  • @Andyontherocks I am a 36 year old woman now, but I too can remember as a 17 y/o coming out as a gay man. Only it was to Charly by the Prodigy. LOL. Really though I don't know you but I am proud of you anyway!

  • GOOD TIMES.....the best.

  • GOOD TIMES.....the best. Clubs were so much better then.

  • Back in the 90s, when this remix came out, I thought she was saying "Saturday, babe! Saturday, babe! Saturday, babe!" LOL (Of course i found out the actual lyrics much later...)

  • @starcknyc I heard 'Saturday Kick' :-)

  • Classic!

  • Memories

  • OH HONEY BRING IT CLOSE TO MY LIPS YEAH..

    ITS GOTTA BE BIG!!

  • classica!!!!

  • sweaty, hot, music to never leave the floor

  • Oldschool house ftw

  • i to były TELEDYSKI

  • yummy..funky baby!

  • 1996 dance rules

  • Awsome tunage, but just a stoopid question is she saying 'gonna bring me toast tonite' LOL!!!!!

  • @RhiannonMacLyr

    Honey bring you close to my lips, yeah.

  • Wow!!!!!

    :-)

  • UFFFF

    

  • absolute brill tune. efin wicked. log live amos.

  • @gazz12345a I'm gonna go with that was a joke.

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  • @gazz12345a Lady Gaga was ten years old when this track came out you total fucking numpty, never mind that it's a fucking remix by Armand van Helden.

    Besides that you're talking total bollocks anyway.

  • @gazz12345a

    Your are right gazz, many many LOLS :)

    (Everyone needs to leave him/her alone. Clearly, he/she is developmentally retarded.)

  • @gazz12345a Oh dammit, I quit checking this e-mail before I got to slaughter you first. umm... dumbass... A WHOLE lot of music happened before you were brainwashed into listening to your favorite shit. Professional herp?

  • @gazz12345a "I couldn't have made it any more obvious that I was taking the piss. Get yourself tested for autism dude." Oh, I get it now. My autism prevents me from reading between the lines. You were just taking the piss. It came off so differently than the 12-year-old assclowns on YT who think that popular music began with Kanye Douche. Did you c/p your reply to julieann1978 and BooMeRLiNSKi? 'Cause they must be autistic, too.

  • @gazz12345a This track is from 1996, Lady Gaga was a child then. this is not the original version of the song, it's a remix by Armand Van Helden. The biggest musical influence on Tori Amos is a British artist called Kate Bush.

  • @fonnyjonny Kte Bush was a genius, started at 17, picked out of the crowd by Peter Gabriel. No wonder she was influence to many people.

  • @fonnyjonny Actually she's not. Her biggest influence is Led Zeppelin. She hadn't even heard of Kate Bush until the mid-80s.

  • @fonnyjonny Well said fonnyjonny! =]

  • @saramcc1 Thank you!

  • Over Night, Nation, Sound Factory, Clubber para sempre!!!!!!!

  • Viva, Nation, Sound Factory!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Muito Fod@@@@@@.

    Velho e bons tempos.

    Very Very nice this tune, Bad, Bad, Bad.

    Clubber is Forever!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Muito Fod@@@@@@.

    Velho e bons tempos.

    Very Very nice this tune, Bad, Bad, Bad.

  • thanks for posting this been looking for it for ages, such a belter of a tune

    you made my day :-D

  • NAMED MY DAUGHTER TORI AFTER HER ...LOVE THIS TRACK

  • Yeahhhh

  • cool ke de beau et bon souvenirs

  • I sooo love this version. Thank you for dowloading it. :)

  • La gran peliroja Tori en su tema mas dance de los 90.

    Excitante.

  • Backroom in Manumission about '94 (painted like a cowhide that year. I went every year between 92-02 and cant remember exactly) someone dropped it and I didn't have a fucking clue who the track was by but fuck me the whole place THROBBED!

    One of my best memories ever.

  • Great !!! Classic club song !!