@sinoples hey, just my perspective. Seemed to be more honor for responsibility back then as opposed to now. I do not come from a 2 parent home either. My dad walked out on us before I could really know him. My mom remarried years later to a guy who was really good to us kids. I never said marriage or people were perfect back then. So, I do not see what you got from my comment. Any excuse works for being irresponsible now days was the point I was making..
Oh yes, the 1950's!! The good old days indeed! (The 1950's)! Back when the WOMEN were WOMEN and they were STRAIGHT, the freaks the and homosexuals STAYED IN THE CLOSET, the chrome on the cars was thick, most people knew how to DRESS PROPERLY, most people had MORALS and MANNERS, the JAILS were JAILS, there was REAL silver in the coin money, the food was REAL, there was near 100% EMPLOYMENT, a BUM was a BUM, + much more!!!
notice the way they kiss- as the guy's putting on the ring, she stares a bit, then backs off as he begins to stare, thenas he leads the kiss she goes right back in... it's the 50s all right
when she asked what he wanted on his sandwich and he said "oh idk...how bout you?" i dont think he wanted to know what she wanted on her sammich ... :3
The pill wasn't released in the US until the mid 60's, condoms weren't easy to get. Teenage girls' cycles are notoriously erratic.
Back then, if you were going to 'play', you were literally playing with fire! People had standards of living & maturity was the goal. Not like today where people act mindlessly on their emotions & urges. I'm not from then, I'm much younger. I can see the stark contrasts. If you're going to do it, make sure you are mature enough to deal with the consequences first.
I think this is why strip clubs has become such a popular option. You can get close enough without getting past that point of no return, as a release for one's urges. My dad taught me that it's OK to visit strip clubs just as long as you don't go all the time.
@etonks It's just that I morally believe it's wrong to go to strip clubs, on the authority of the Bible. But I do agree that in plain-Jane morality, it's better to frequent strip clubs than to "do otherwise", *ahem*. The older folk and family men/women object to strip clubs but I say let the young adults do as they wish.
@Agent1W Thou shalt not go to a strip club? Where's that? LOL! I'd never go to one, I'm a girl so they don't interest me.
Older folk were young once. Betty Page is from the 50's, there were Burlesque houses & before that at the 1893 Chicago World's Fair, striping became a 'hit' when 'Little Egypt' did the "hootchie-kooch"! Guys have been ogling dancing girls w/little or nothing on for eons. The older folks just don't want to admit it. LOL!! :D
@etonks Naw, not like that. The Bible just commands against having uncontrollable sexual desire, which is lust. Nowadays I abstain from such things, even though I won't deny that I've had quite a share of those things myself!
You make a good point about the older folk. I do get the impression that older folk simply "grew out of it", and almost all of them have settled down(lest the wife hears the matter and violently henpecks them!)
@nanlisa ecumenecalism (believing non catholics arent condemned to Hell) was against the teachings of the Catholic Church, until the 1990s. So yea, morals change, even for an established church.
@Webbgurl2000 Take it from a child who's mother had a shotgun wedding. When that child is three Fred will leave divorce papers on the kitchen table and then what will happen to that little girl and her mother. I was blessed that my father was selfless enough to take on a divorced woman with a child and adopt her. Not many women were.
These clips should still be shown in schools today, I felt bad for their pregnant friend but it's true, except now some mothers choose to leave their child(ren) and go out.
I got to say, I don't totally disagree with the main message of the film; That is, "Don't do something stupid you might regret later. Don't do anything that will in a moment of passion that could affect the rest of your life". That said, Birth control, adoption, abortion could have fixed the problems suffered by the other girl, so today life would not have turned so bad.
So, yeah, don't do anything stupid in a moment of passion. That could apply to anything.
I know! It is like this is not a big deal and everyone seems to accept it. I would be embarrassed to have a baby out of wedlock or that young age. No shame in anything these days. I was born in the 70s and I was raised very old school by my grandparents and the mentality was "you screw up, you get married or go away to have the baby and put the baby up for adoption, secretly.
Fred committed suicide, Eileen became a big alcoholic and little Suzie became a Hippy in the sixties, took too much acid an jumped from a 40 story building. Jeff and Mary got married, 10 years and 3 kids later Jeff realized he was gay and left the marriage. He finally got to live the life he always wanted but for only 2 years. He was one of the people that were wiped out by the first wave of AIDS. Those were the good old days.
@JessaMesss Just fine thanks. I'm glad you appreciate the up date on How Much Affection?, I believe people have the right to know how things turned out. This is based on a true story.
@blipperUT im sure you laughed but still today there are idiots who don't know the meaning of the word contraception! just go to any small town in the UK, and you find thousands of 13 year old mums with buggies in pubs and bars!
I have a friend of mine who in the 21st century got pregnant at 18. I mean, if you're 13 I understand you are still immature or ignorant. But 18?? You need to be really stupid.
@imafuckinglunatic A friend of mine dropped out of college and got married after she got pregnant. What boggles my mind is that she WAS on birth control. She just forgot her pill. Ripped condom...that's an accident. That's not really anyone's fault. But being irresponsible about taking your pill...
well, at least they did more back then to keep sluts from cashing in on the welfare & "support enforcement" systems like they do today. Too bad we don't have mothers like this anymore ---preventing their grand children until a decent father came along. One can learn from these films, still, to this day.
@cme98 Hey you might have a few more young men either use a condom or keep it in their pants if they knew they'd be told you get her pregnant, you marry her.
its funny how no one will be friends with you if your a teen mom in the 50s but today you can just go on with your life as a teen mom and have all your friend still and your mom is the babysitter so you can go to fun party's. some times i'm ashamed of my generation and how stupid most of us are today.
just to throw in my 2 cents on alot of whats being said abstinence isnt for everyone i personally couldnt live happily without sex but anyone unprepared for children mentally or financially or anyone under 18 should consider this fact i know someone whose mother was on birth control and used a condom when she was concieved after her mother tried to abort her she was born still just remember even if its .01% theres ALWAYS a chance now what you do with that info is upto you ofcourse
So, instead of being the slight but real social inhibitor of being in a car with their friends, they're now going to hump in her parents' bed. Well played, kids.
@goldiloks82 No, they really didn't. The worlds represented in these films are highly inaccurate. People still had sex and did drugs, they just ended up institutionalised and sent away.
Lol, im just picturing the party in mean girls and comparing to this one.... Hahaha. Who knows mayby 'bob and 'amy' are already upstairs, poor amy, next year she'll be rejected, depressed and un-loved, and bob, he looked so promising as a doctor .... My god what kinda community is this! It's worse than Desperate Housewives!
@aradiapaganus The rest of the video is now shot for me because of that 'sandwich' comment... *wipes tears*.... "I got a whole restaurant." Oh geez... I am such a dork.
@redenchilada People really weren't that wholesome then though, society just taught that certain things weren't talked about i.e. Sex. Just remember its the teens that saw this stuff in the 40's & 50's that started the sexual revolution because of all the repression. I don't find this short bad, but one thing the US has always had a problem with sex is being comfortable teaching about Safe Sex as well as Abstinence. For some reason the US thinks its one way or the other and that's sad.
Eilleen ? isn't that the same name than the character that Jayne Mansfield played in her last movie ?.Suzy looks like Patty Hearst when she was a baby.Mary's problem is her hairline,it.s the same than Tony Curtis's
WTF were the parents thinking? Going out with the Wilsons on their daughter's date night, right after Mom and daughter had had that little talk? What, are they sadists?!
So Eileen wanted to be an artist and her guy wanted to be a lawyer. You know, it was real sad. In this day and age, people would totally trade their career for getting to have sex. But back in those days, no priorities!
On a side note, I'm almost positive that these people have never heard of condoms. So it's probably all a bad thing. On the plus side, a sandwich could be slang for a blowjob.
Ughh, that party was, like, total squaresville--the dance of the living dead. Didn't those kids ever hear of Chuck Berry, Little Richard, Bill Hailey, Elvis or the Big Bopper?
I think that adolescents should be given these options. If you limit them, then they WILL be irisponsible.
I say she should have come onto him and kept it to herself. Then, perhaps did the mother in. But not before burning her bra and self-initiating herself into Wicca.
part 3, Mary takes the cucumber up her ass.
getfuckedanddie1 1 week ago
I'm so fucking horney after watching this!!!
getfuckedanddie1 1 week ago
yep. sandwiches get me hot too jeff.
imnotthatbloodyguy 1 month ago
we can still learn alot from this. Peace.
Webbgurl2000 1 month ago
@sinoples hey, just my perspective. Seemed to be more honor for responsibility back then as opposed to now. I do not come from a 2 parent home either. My dad walked out on us before I could really know him. My mom remarried years later to a guy who was really good to us kids. I never said marriage or people were perfect back then. So, I do not see what you got from my comment. Any excuse works for being irresponsible now days was the point I was making..
Webbgurl2000 1 month ago
Bacon and peanut butter <3
YouWillBeMyRoots 1 month ago
Ew, two couples hooking up in the same car?
YouWillBeMyRoots 1 month ago
@YouWillBeMyRoots What do you mean "EW"??
tstlkevanilla 1 week ago
All the awfulness aside... I love that Mary has such soft, pretty curves. She looks healthy.
EmeraldSky33 1 month ago
Oh yes, the 1950's!! The good old days indeed! (The 1950's)! Back when the WOMEN were WOMEN and they were STRAIGHT, the freaks the and homosexuals STAYED IN THE CLOSET, the chrome on the cars was thick, most people knew how to DRESS PROPERLY, most people had MORALS and MANNERS, the JAILS were JAILS, there was REAL silver in the coin money, the food was REAL, there was near 100% EMPLOYMENT, a BUM was a BUM, + much more!!!
NOBULLANDNOSPIN 1 month ago
notice the way they kiss- as the guy's putting on the ring, she stares a bit, then backs off as he begins to stare, thenas he leads the kiss she goes right back in... it's the 50s all right
theizziebizzie 1 month ago
If withholding sex means more sandwiches, count me in.
StoryNClark 2 months ago
50's porn
PorschePunk 2 months ago
That baby looks 40.
PorschePunk 2 months ago 2
thats one fugly child!
tannis85 2 months ago
lol they got married after school anyway.. whats the big deal? Also they look like they are in their early 20's
ashnkatt 2 months ago
She left Jeff holding the bag.
sunnyhillstables 3 months ago
Jeff's cute.
dr12379 3 months ago
I wish I was taught not to have sex in school.
It's all "Use a condom".
whatevr192 3 months ago
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hmmm.sit with marys folks eating sandwiches or be up to your nuts in that ' ho marge.its a tuffee..
reevedavey 3 months ago
They totally had sex while her parents were out, then she made him a sandwich.
missmykeldanielle 3 months ago
Pinky ring? Isn't that a mobster ring? Is Jeff mobbed up?
B73879 3 months ago
Moral of the story: Don't have sex. Because you will get pregnant and die. Also, all men are scum.
RioMadeira 4 months ago 7
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RioMadeira 4 months ago
ooooohhhhh!!!!! he said friggin!! im telling!!!!! xD
ifyoucouldbeavampire 4 months ago
she has bacon
959chris 4 months ago
8:40 "Cucumber?" :D
dieintheattempt1 5 months ago
Making out and making sammiches together sounds pretty good to me :)
RadAlly 5 months ago
I have the hardest time imagining the people in these films ever having sex. In my mind, they're like Kewpie dolls or something.
RCHairbrush 5 months ago
Eugh... 18A @ 4:35 Send the kids out of the room.
thepunkfish109 5 months ago
when she asked what he wanted on his sandwich and he said "oh idk...how bout you?" i dont think he wanted to know what she wanted on her sammich ... :3
holeygeorge 5 months ago
Thats why! It was made in Canada.
Kekokop313 6 months ago
ya, don't let your mother ruin everything either
FMAiscool 6 months ago
Eileen looks like an alcoholic.
1122DLAN 6 months ago
The pill wasn't released in the US until the mid 60's, condoms weren't easy to get. Teenage girls' cycles are notoriously erratic.
Back then, if you were going to 'play', you were literally playing with fire! People had standards of living & maturity was the goal. Not like today where people act mindlessly on their emotions & urges. I'm not from then, I'm much younger. I can see the stark contrasts. If you're going to do it, make sure you are mature enough to deal with the consequences first.
etonks 6 months ago 4
I think this is why strip clubs has become such a popular option. You can get close enough without getting past that point of no return, as a release for one's urges. My dad taught me that it's OK to visit strip clubs just as long as you don't go all the time.
Agent1W 6 months ago
@Agent1W Your dad is a wise man.
There are other ways to "relax" rather than resorting to actions you'd be ashamed of if they showed up on MySpace!
etonks 6 months ago
@etonks It's just that I morally believe it's wrong to go to strip clubs, on the authority of the Bible. But I do agree that in plain-Jane morality, it's better to frequent strip clubs than to "do otherwise", *ahem*. The older folk and family men/women object to strip clubs but I say let the young adults do as they wish.
Agent1W 6 months ago
@Agent1W Thou shalt not go to a strip club? Where's that? LOL! I'd never go to one, I'm a girl so they don't interest me.
Older folk were young once. Betty Page is from the 50's, there were Burlesque houses & before that at the 1893 Chicago World's Fair, striping became a 'hit' when 'Little Egypt' did the "hootchie-kooch"! Guys have been ogling dancing girls w/little or nothing on for eons. The older folks just don't want to admit it. LOL!! :D
etonks 6 months ago
@etonks Naw, not like that. The Bible just commands against having uncontrollable sexual desire, which is lust. Nowadays I abstain from such things, even though I won't deny that I've had quite a share of those things myself!
You make a good point about the older folk. I do get the impression that older folk simply "grew out of it", and almost all of them have settled down(lest the wife hears the matter and violently henpecks them!)
Agent1W 6 months ago
Gosh, maybe he just doesn't want to listen to you and Marge fuck in the backseat of his car, hmm Stu? That just seems superbly creepy.
SuileanDubh 6 months ago 2
i wonder who was the lucky kid to get the part of 'bastard baby'.
chutilerki 7 months ago 2
so this is like.. Teen Mom 1950's edition?
BadWritingInt 7 months ago 3
@BadWritingInt ... Love it!
Sweetbug74 6 months ago
Artificial birth control and abortion are clearly against the teachings of the Catholic Church.
nanlisa 7 months ago
@nanlisa ecumenecalism (believing non catholics arent condemned to Hell) was against the teachings of the Catholic Church, until the 1990s. So yea, morals change, even for an established church.
dchris1990 6 months ago
slow, judgement.....Got it! thanks!
jennicase 7 months ago
oh geez! get a room!
jennicase 7 months ago
They don't have sex but she offers to make him a sandwich...this is the 50's alright.
curlytoes79 7 months ago 16
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how does it end? do they bone or not???
fi1lth33 8 months ago
how does it end? do they bone or not???
fi1lth33 8 months ago 2
contraception is spelled with 2 letters, no.
Webbgurl2000 8 months ago
abortion lasts alot longer than the procedure on the table. not a quick fix.
Webbgurl2000 8 months ago
at least men stood by you when you got pregnant.
Webbgurl2000 8 months ago 19
@Webbgurl2000 do not think so .....
sinoples 2 months ago in playlist More videos from shaggylocks
@Webbgurl2000 Take it from a child who's mother had a shotgun wedding. When that child is three Fred will leave divorce papers on the kitchen table and then what will happen to that little girl and her mother. I was blessed that my father was selfless enough to take on a divorced woman with a child and adopt her. Not many women were.
mrshaase 1 month ago
Dang Mary is old looking XD
kikusama 8 months ago
Wasn't abortion available back then?
kablamo9999 9 months ago
@kablamo9999
It was illegal in the overwhelming majority of cases.
Vydio 8 months ago
eileen looks like a whore i met in vegas in 1969
nightstalkerck 9 months ago
026 :Oh yeah, sure... "Blonde" like you. Ilene, please.
arod1471 9 months ago
0:39 Oh yeah, sure... "Blonde" like you. Ilene, please.
arod1471 9 months ago
Thumbs up if most of the rituals of childhood suck leper dick.
cosg9531 10 months ago
Thank goodness for birth control.
ElksyL 10 months ago
why wasn't i a teenager in the 50's? why?!?!
chocolatekiss608 10 months ago 4
loved the skirts they had then
49jubilee 10 months ago
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"Don't have sex. or you will get pregnant. and you will die"
wtfxkelseyface 10 months ago
Is it just me or does Fred look like he beats Eileen??
maximus451 11 months ago 4
I guess some things never change.
zn783 11 months ago
The 1950s: you're either "swell" or "a pill".
Snarlarita 11 months ago 3
Why do high school students have cocktail attire for their parties?
Snarlarita 11 months ago
that baby looks 9
Kassxxkelly 11 months ago 3
was i the only one who hoped they were going to have sex....it woulda been like take THAT 1950's society
talkindurinthemovie 1 year ago
where da baby daddy at?
CFMD28 1 year ago
@CFMD28 He's home sulking on the couch, as Eileen and Suzie are completely responsible for the mess his life is.
Vydio 11 months ago
why do they look so old?
CecilLovesYuh 1 year ago
fuckin stu!
amandatequiere 1 year ago
These clips should still be shown in schools today, I felt bad for their pregnant friend but it's true, except now some mothers choose to leave their child(ren) and go out.
brittanyultra 1 year ago 3
I got to say, I don't totally disagree with the main message of the film; That is, "Don't do something stupid you might regret later. Don't do anything that will in a moment of passion that could affect the rest of your life". That said, Birth control, adoption, abortion could have fixed the problems suffered by the other girl, so today life would not have turned so bad.
So, yeah, don't do anything stupid in a moment of passion. That could apply to anything.
MartinSmith0412 1 year ago 3
Without birth control, women certainly paid a terrible price.
barbascott 1 year ago
Stop talking and get the damn sandwich.
scryerofold 1 year ago
@leekenobi21
I know! It is like this is not a big deal and everyone seems to accept it. I would be embarrassed to have a baby out of wedlock or that young age. No shame in anything these days. I was born in the 70s and I was raised very old school by my grandparents and the mentality was "you screw up, you get married or go away to have the baby and put the baby up for adoption, secretly.
TheIrishGold 1 year ago
Thumbs up if this video made you want a sandwich.
LittleMsKelly 1 year ago 46
Fred committed suicide, Eileen became a big alcoholic and little Suzie became a Hippy in the sixties, took too much acid an jumped from a 40 story building. Jeff and Mary got married, 10 years and 3 kids later Jeff realized he was gay and left the marriage. He finally got to live the life he always wanted but for only 2 years. He was one of the people that were wiped out by the first wave of AIDS. Those were the good old days.
theraviolicat 1 year ago 28
@theraviolicat
oh my GOSH gezzzz! pal are you ok? ca you use a couple bucks or somthing?
JessaMesss 6 months ago
@JessaMesss Just fine thanks. I'm glad you appreciate the up date on How Much Affection?, I believe people have the right to know how things turned out. This is based on a true story.
theraviolicat 6 months ago
@theraviolicat: Aww, man... that was *SO* wrong, but still Phunnie az "L" -- Good One!
GeneralBacklash 4 months ago
I bet they both knew what they were talking about when they talked about that sandwich xD
CarissaXo99 1 year ago
They were still showing movies just like this when I hit junior high school in 1968. Of course, we laughed our heads off.
blipperUT 1 year ago
@blipperUT im sure you laughed but still today there are idiots who don't know the meaning of the word contraception! just go to any small town in the UK, and you find thousands of 13 year old mums with buggies in pubs and bars!
imafuckinglunatic 1 year ago
@imafuckinglunatic I'm sure many in my class got pregnant or caused pregnancies. Just because we laughed doesn't mean we know any better.
blipperUT 1 year ago
didn't idiots know about condoms?
LOL
oranger2525 1 year ago
I have a friend of mine who in the 21st century got pregnant at 18. I mean, if you're 13 I understand you are still immature or ignorant. But 18?? You need to be really stupid.
imafuckinglunatic 1 year ago
@imafuckinglunatic i was kidding for criss sake. jeeze. these films just beg for mocking. it's all in fun.
oranger2525 1 year ago
@imafuckinglunatic A friend of mine dropped out of college and got married after she got pregnant. What boggles my mind is that she WAS on birth control. She just forgot her pill. Ripped condom...that's an accident. That's not really anyone's fault. But being irresponsible about taking your pill...
glamourchick21 1 year ago
Mary: " We got a whole restaurant" Mary honey, you are the restaurant. You have melons, furr-burger, buns and Jeff already has a cucumber.
cinerama62 1 year ago 2
What a bitch. Tell ilene about the party but don't invite her? There's such a thing as a sitter you know.
Z0mBEATz 1 year ago 3
Hahahaha, my mom's name is Susan Elizabeth! And she was born in 1958! Guess my mother has a secret....
graceeloofreebush 1 year ago 5
this is actually pretty good.
limbdarkening 1 year ago 2
0:33 "oh look at her!".... her?! her?!... if thats a her shes a very butch baby! and extremely large for 5 months XD
abominableangel 1 year ago 2
@abominableangel
Mary: "OMG ilene, what are you feeding that kid!" lol
cokebaronacn 1 year ago
Nowhere in this has anyone mentioned the dangers of a threesome.
91Vodka 1 year ago 2
6:30 "I think this is the end of the line, Stu." Sounds like they're going their separate ways after a bank heist or something.... O.o
RandomArtistry 1 year ago 3
As corny as this films can be this one was not too far off the mark.
oper12m 1 year ago
pushy bastard! 6:14-7:00 get the fuck out my car!
icantgetitup 1 year ago
"Only sometimes I wish we'd had more time to work things out"
Her canadian pronunciation of "out" just ruined it for me. Now all I can see is "50s Degrassi"
Treemeadow 1 year ago 3
he's thinking "ive got a cucumber for you"
HotButterOnToast 1 year ago
Condoms!!!
alto5454 1 year ago
well, at least they did more back then to keep sluts from cashing in on the welfare & "support enforcement" systems like they do today. Too bad we don't have mothers like this anymore ---preventing their grand children until a decent father came along. One can learn from these films, still, to this day.
cme98 1 year ago
@cme98 Hey you might have a few more young men either use a condom or keep it in their pants if they knew they'd be told you get her pregnant, you marry her.
Vydio 1 year ago
its funny how no one will be friends with you if your a teen mom in the 50s but today you can just go on with your life as a teen mom and have all your friend still and your mom is the babysitter so you can go to fun party's. some times i'm ashamed of my generation and how stupid most of us are today.
spazzz75 1 year ago 7
dON'T forget teen moms have their own reality shows now and get to become celebrities.
Pentazoid111 10 months ago
@spazzz75 Wtf? We should be happy that young mothers are'nt being treated like dirt as much.
widdlepuddyfat 8 months ago
@spazzz75 Just adding, and they get reality shows now. -_-
ssjup81 7 months ago
teenagers are teenagers in any decade.
equilibrium0994 1 year ago 3
Dental Plan!
Lisa Needs Braces.
mightykaytor 1 year ago 5
@MrBonsoy Well it's all her fault for ruining his life. He wanted to be a lawyer, you know.
(Gotta love how these films shift all the blame to the girls)
mightykaytor 1 year ago 4
just to throw in my 2 cents on alot of whats being said abstinence isnt for everyone i personally couldnt live happily without sex but anyone unprepared for children mentally or financially or anyone under 18 should consider this fact i know someone whose mother was on birth control and used a condom when she was concieved after her mother tried to abort her she was born still just remember even if its .01% theres ALWAYS a chance now what you do with that info is upto you ofcourse
sprfreek2010 1 year ago
So, instead of being the slight but real social inhibitor of being in a car with their friends, they're now going to hump in her parents' bed. Well played, kids.
YouSuckNoJutsu 1 year ago 6
This is adorable!
I really wish more people acted like that these days.
They really knew that they were doing in the fifities:]
goldiloks82 1 year ago 4
@goldiloks82 No, they really didn't. The worlds represented in these films are highly inaccurate. People still had sex and did drugs, they just ended up institutionalised and sent away.
mightykaytor 1 year ago
So they fucked?
KerChoo 1 year ago
Lol, im just picturing the party in mean girls and comparing to this one.... Hahaha. Who knows mayby 'bob and 'amy' are already upstairs, poor amy, next year she'll be rejected, depressed and un-loved, and bob, he looked so promising as a doctor .... My god what kinda community is this! It's worse than Desperate Housewives!
FuelledByForties 1 year ago
bahahaha "how'd you like to come in and have a sandwich?"
WhiteyluvsHugh 1 year ago 3
@WhiteyluvsHugh So that's what they were calling it, eh? LOL.
aradiapaganus 1 year ago
@aradiapaganus The rest of the video is now shot for me because of that 'sandwich' comment... *wipes tears*.... "I got a whole restaurant." Oh geez... I am such a dork.
aradiapaganus 1 year ago
@WhiteyluvsHugh yes a "Sandwich" - Mother an I will both fix it for you!
mastercardholder2 1 year ago
This movie was touching but it doesn't apply in today's world. I wish it did, but people are not that wholesome anymore, unfortunately.
redenchilada 1 year ago
@redenchilada People really weren't that wholesome then though, society just taught that certain things weren't talked about i.e. Sex. Just remember its the teens that saw this stuff in the 40's & 50's that started the sexual revolution because of all the repression. I don't find this short bad, but one thing the US has always had a problem with sex is being comfortable teaching about Safe Sex as well as Abstinence. For some reason the US thinks its one way or the other and that's sad.
FuzzyBunny28 1 year ago 2
@redenchilada Psst- they never were. you are watching an idealized fantasy. Behavioral propaganda.
mightykaytor 1 year ago 2
getting telepathically cockblocked is the worst
luckysod04 1 year ago 4
@luckysod04 hear, hear
ladofmad 11 months ago
Boy, that was depressing!
mermaidincopley 1 year ago
Jeff had a better chance with Fred.
wilberswilbers 1 year ago
part 3: Mary finds a new use for the cucumber that night.
Jeff98177 2 years ago 54
@Jeff98177 is there a part 3?
Vswimmer2012 7 months ago
Man, I'm sure that I've seen this short on Rifftrax!!!
HAVE to get it!!!
DarkPascual 2 years ago
Aw...I was hoping for some dry-humping at the very least.
SaveTheTapirs 2 years ago
That was the WORST ending EVER!
windada 2 years ago
Eilleen ? isn't that the same name than the character that Jayne Mansfield played in her last movie ?.Suzy looks like Patty Hearst when she was a baby.Mary's problem is her hairline,it.s the same than Tony Curtis's
MichelleDeVille 2 years ago
WTF were the parents thinking? Going out with the Wilsons on their daughter's date night, right after Mom and daughter had had that little talk? What, are they sadists?!
marvy1118 2 years ago 6
These days the kids this age would have already had anal.
marvy1118 2 years ago 5
"I've got ham, tomato, cucumber, and bacon, and peanut butter. We've got a whole restaurant."
Best line in American cinema.
fuzzyone99 2 years ago 3
Yeah, the menu was on the ceiling....
MST3Claye 2 years ago 2
that end was freaky.
tubbymctubsta 2 years ago
The moral of the story:
Don't have sex...EVER!
lonelysith66 2 years ago 6
So Eileen wanted to be an artist and her guy wanted to be a lawyer. You know, it was real sad. In this day and age, people would totally trade their career for getting to have sex. But back in those days, no priorities!
MolkoxLewd 2 years ago
They 'gon' make sandwiches...! Lol.
Schismata 2 years ago 2
That's the end? They look so confused! It's kind of tragic...
ShodieSaner 2 years ago
I think Fred might be a drinker. Lol
PrincessPotato 2 years ago 5
Lol. Liar!
Mathman1ac 2 years ago
gee, i sure dont want to turn out like aileen. she is dead inside. poor aileen
malibulanlan 2 years ago 2
"Boy, that Eileen sure was a no-good heathen of a slut. Good ol' Eileen."
Mathman1ac 2 years ago 9
Hah, awesome.
And apparently children turn you into the living dead. She looks like she was ripped out of a mob from 28 days later.
Buzzkillskeptic 2 years ago 8
@Buzzkillskeptic doesntshe though?!
safehouse123 1 year ago
On a side note, I'm almost positive that these people have never heard of condoms. So it's probably all a bad thing. On the plus side, a sandwich could be slang for a blowjob.
Buzzkillskeptic 2 years ago 8
@Mathman1ac yep....bet theyre thinking of the good ol days with her right now....sayonara!
safehouse123 1 year ago
so....they did it right?
kathryn0200 2 years ago
say, how would you like to come in and have a sandwhich? a vagina sandwhich.
malibulanlan 2 years ago 5
I think your joke backfired...
kathryn0200 2 years ago
Condoms!
They're not just for sailors and gays anymore!
gldni17 2 years ago 4
Ughh, that party was, like, total squaresville--the dance of the living dead. Didn't those kids ever hear of Chuck Berry, Little Richard, Bill Hailey, Elvis or the Big Bopper?
don4321 2 years ago 4
@don4321 You're talking about the Deevil's music!!
mightykaytor 1 year ago
I think that adolescents should be given these options. If you limit them, then they WILL be irisponsible.
I say she should have come onto him and kept it to herself. Then, perhaps did the mother in. But not before burning her bra and self-initiating herself into Wicca.
GillyWhitfootHaysend 2 years ago
Fred seems like kind of a slug. I guess blondes really do have more fun.
ClarkieDude 2 years ago
Didn't know McGraw-Hill made films.
ereyes312 2 years ago
how did she no it was a girl?
tubesteakbooky 2 years ago
On 1958 havent condoms? or emergency pills?
stoplookhear 2 years ago
They definetly hit it!
I loved that open ending.
bawoman 2 years ago
oh my God - the Ghost of mom saves her from a mortal sin.
ichigatsujohn 2 years ago 22
Lol, yeah, that's the way I kiss... you know, no passion, no movement, no fun.. that's the way to go.
loadquicker 2 years ago 9