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  • part 3, Mary takes the cucumber up her ass.

  • I'm so fucking horney after watching this!!!

  • yep. sandwiches get me hot too jeff.

  • we can still learn alot from this. Peace.

  • @sinoples hey, just my perspective. Seemed to be more honor for responsibility back then as opposed to now. I do not come from a 2 parent home either. My dad walked out on us before I could really know him. My mom remarried years later to a guy who was really good to us kids. I never said marriage or people were perfect back then. So, I do not see what you got from my comment. Any excuse works for being irresponsible now days was the point I was making..

  • Bacon and peanut butter <3

  • Ew, two couples hooking up in the same car?

  • @YouWillBeMyRoots What do you mean "EW"??

  • All the awfulness aside... I love that Mary has such soft, pretty curves. She looks healthy.

  • Oh yes, the 1950's!! The good old days indeed! (The 1950's)! Back when the WOMEN were WOMEN and they were STRAIGHT, the freaks the and homosexuals STAYED IN THE CLOSET, the chrome on the cars was thick, most people knew how to DRESS PROPERLY, most people had MORALS and MANNERS, the JAILS were JAILS, there was REAL silver in the coin money, the food was REAL, there was near 100% EMPLOYMENT, a BUM was a BUM, + much more!!!

  • notice the way they kiss- as the guy's putting on the ring, she stares a bit, then backs off as he begins to stare, thenas he leads the kiss she goes right back in... it's the 50s all right

  • If withholding sex means more sandwiches, count me in.

  • 50's porn

  • That baby looks 40.

  • thats one fugly child!

  • lol they got married after school anyway.. whats the big deal? Also they look like they are in their early 20's

  • She left Jeff holding the bag.

  • Jeff's cute.

    

  • I wish I was taught not to have sex in school.

    It's all "Use a condom".

  • They totally had sex while her parents were out, then she made him a sandwich.

  • Pinky ring? Isn't that a mobster ring? Is Jeff mobbed up?

  • Moral of the story: Don't have sex. Because you will get pregnant and die. Also, all men are scum.

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  • ooooohhhhh!!!!! he said friggin!! im telling!!!!! xD

  • she has bacon 

  • 8:40 "Cucumber?" :D

  • Making out and making sammiches together sounds pretty good to me :)

  • I have the hardest time imagining the people in these films ever having sex. In my mind, they're like Kewpie dolls or something.

  • Eugh... 18A @ 4:35 Send the kids out of the room.

  • when she asked what he wanted on his sandwich and he said "oh idk...how bout you?" i dont think he wanted to know what she wanted on her sammich ... :3

  • Thats why! It was made in Canada.

  • ya, don't let your mother ruin everything either

  • Eileen looks like an alcoholic.

  • The pill wasn't released in the US until the mid 60's, condoms weren't easy to get. Teenage girls' cycles are notoriously erratic.

    Back then, if you were going to 'play', you were literally playing with fire! People had standards of living & maturity was the goal. Not like today where people act mindlessly on their emotions & urges. I'm not from then, I'm much younger. I can see the stark contrasts. If you're going to do it, make sure you are mature enough to deal with the consequences first.

  • I think this is why strip clubs has become such a popular option. You can get close enough without getting past that point of no return, as a release for one's urges. My dad taught me that it's OK to visit strip clubs just as long as you don't go all the time.

  • @Agent1W Your dad is a wise man.

    There are other ways to "relax" rather than resorting to actions you'd be ashamed of if they showed up on MySpace!

  • @etonks It's just that I morally believe it's wrong to go to strip clubs, on the authority of the Bible. But I do agree that in plain-Jane morality, it's better to frequent strip clubs than to "do otherwise", *ahem*. The older folk and family men/women object to strip clubs but I say let the young adults do as they wish.

  • @Agent1W Thou shalt not go to a strip club? Where's that? LOL! I'd never go to one, I'm a girl so they don't interest me.

    Older folk were young once. Betty Page is from the 50's, there were Burlesque houses & before that at the 1893 Chicago World's Fair, striping became a 'hit' when 'Little Egypt' did the "hootchie-kooch"! Guys have been ogling dancing girls w/little or nothing on for eons. The older folks just don't want to admit it. LOL!! :D

  • @etonks Naw, not like that. The Bible just commands against having uncontrollable sexual desire, which is lust. Nowadays I abstain from such things, even though I won't deny that I've had quite a share of those things myself!

    You make a good point about the older folk. I do get the impression that older folk simply "grew out of it", and almost all of them have settled down(lest the wife hears the matter and violently henpecks them!)

  • Gosh, maybe he just doesn't want to listen to you and Marge fuck in the backseat of his car, hmm Stu? That just seems superbly creepy.

  • i wonder who was the lucky kid to get the part of 'bastard baby'.

  • so this is like.. Teen Mom 1950's edition?

  • @BadWritingInt ... Love it!

  • Artificial birth control and abortion are clearly against the teachings of the Catholic Church.

  • @nanlisa ecumenecalism (believing non catholics arent condemned to Hell) was against the teachings of the Catholic Church, until the 1990s. So yea, morals change, even for an established church.

  • slow, judgement.....Got it! thanks!

  • oh geez! get a room!

  • They don't have sex but she offers to make him a sandwich...this is the 50's alright.

  • how does it end? do they bone or not???

  • contraception is spelled with 2 letters, no.

  • abortion lasts alot longer than the procedure on the table. not a quick fix.

  • at least men stood by you when you got pregnant.

  • @Webbgurl2000 do not think so .....

  • @Webbgurl2000 Take it from a child who's mother had a shotgun wedding. When that child is three Fred will leave divorce papers on the kitchen table and then what will happen to that little girl and her mother. I was blessed that my father was selfless enough to take on a divorced woman with a child and adopt her. Not many women were.

  • Dang Mary is old looking XD

  • Wasn't abortion available back then?

  • @kablamo9999

     It was illegal in the overwhelming majority of cases.

  • eileen looks like a whore i met in vegas in 1969

  • 026 :Oh yeah, sure... "Blonde" like you. Ilene, please.

  • 0:39 Oh yeah, sure... "Blonde" like you. Ilene, please.

  • Thumbs up if most of the rituals of childhood suck leper dick.

  • Thank goodness for birth control.

  • why wasn't i a teenager in the 50's? why?!?!

  • loved the skirts they had then

  • Is it just me or does Fred look like he beats Eileen??

  • I guess some things never change.

  • The 1950s: you're either "swell" or "a pill".

  • Why do high school students have cocktail attire for their parties?

  • that baby looks 9

  • was i the only one who hoped they were going to have sex....it woulda been like take THAT 1950's society

  • where da baby daddy at?

  • @CFMD28 He's home sulking on the couch, as Eileen and Suzie are completely responsible for the mess his life is.

  • why do they look so old?

  • fuckin stu!

  • These clips should still be shown in schools today, I felt bad for their pregnant friend but it's true, except now some mothers choose to leave their child(ren) and go out.

  • I got to say, I don't totally disagree with the main message of the film; That is, "Don't do something stupid you might regret later. Don't do anything that will in a moment of passion that could affect the rest of your life". That said, Birth control, adoption, abortion could have fixed the problems suffered by the other girl, so today life would not have turned so bad.

    So, yeah, don't do anything stupid in a moment of passion. That could apply to anything.

  • Without birth control, women certainly paid a terrible price.

  • Stop talking and get the damn sandwich.

  • @leekenobi21

    I know! It is like this is not a big deal and everyone seems to accept it. I would be embarrassed to have a baby out of wedlock or that young age. No shame in anything these days. I was born in the 70s and I was raised very old school by my grandparents and the mentality was "you screw up, you get married or go away to have the baby and put the baby up for adoption, secretly.

  • Thumbs up if this video made you want a sandwich.

  • Fred committed suicide, Eileen became a big alcoholic and little Suzie became a Hippy in the sixties, took too much acid an jumped from a 40 story building. Jeff and Mary got married, 10 years and 3 kids later Jeff realized he was gay and left the marriage. He finally got to live the life he always wanted but for only 2 years. He was one of the people that were wiped out by the first wave of AIDS. Those were the good old days.

  • @theraviolicat

    oh my GOSH gezzzz! pal are you ok? ca you use a couple bucks or somthing?

  • @JessaMesss Just fine thanks. I'm glad you appreciate the up date on How Much Affection?, I believe people have the right to know how things turned out. This is based on a true story.

  • @theraviolicat: Aww, man... that was *SO* wrong, but still Phunnie az "L" -- Good One!

  • I bet they both knew what they were talking about when they talked about that sandwich xD

  • They were still showing movies just like this when I hit junior high school in 1968. Of course, we laughed our heads off.

  • @blipperUT im sure you laughed but still today there are idiots who don't know the meaning of the word contraception! just go to any small town in the UK, and you find thousands of 13 year old mums with buggies in pubs and bars!

  • @imafuckinglunatic I'm sure many in my class got pregnant or caused pregnancies. Just because we laughed doesn't mean we know any better.

  • didn't idiots know about condoms?

    LOL

  • I have a friend of mine who in the 21st century got pregnant at 18. I mean, if you're 13 I understand you are still immature or ignorant. But 18?? You need to be really stupid.

  • @imafuckinglunatic i was kidding for criss sake. jeeze. these films just beg for mocking. it's all in fun.

  • @imafuckinglunatic A friend of mine dropped out of college and got married after she got pregnant. What boggles my mind is that she WAS on birth control. She just forgot her pill. Ripped condom...that's an accident. That's not really anyone's fault. But being irresponsible about taking your pill...

  • Mary: " We got a whole restaurant" Mary honey, you are the restaurant. You have melons, furr-burger, buns and Jeff already has a cucumber.

  • What a bitch. Tell ilene about the party but don't invite her? There's such a thing as a sitter you know.

  • Hahahaha, my mom's name is Susan Elizabeth! And she was born in 1958! Guess my mother has a secret....

  • this is actually pretty good.

  • 0:33 "oh look at her!".... her?! her?!... if thats a her shes a very butch baby! and extremely large for 5 months XD

  • @abominableangel

    Mary: "OMG ilene, what are you feeding that kid!" lol

  • Nowhere in this has anyone mentioned the dangers of a threesome.

  • 6:30 "I think this is the end of the line, Stu." Sounds like they're going their separate ways after a bank heist or something.... O.o

  • As corny as this films can be this one was not too far off the mark.

  • pushy bastard! 6:14-7:00 get the fuck out my car!

  • "Only sometimes I wish we'd had more time to work things out"

    Her canadian pronunciation of "out" just ruined it for me. Now all I can see is "50s Degrassi"

  • he's thinking "ive got a cucumber for you"

  • Condoms!!!

  • well, at least they did more back then to keep sluts from cashing in on the welfare & "support enforcement" systems like they do today. Too bad we don't have mothers like this anymore ---preventing their grand children until a decent father came along. One can learn from these films, still, to this day.

  • @cme98 Hey you might have a few more young men either use a condom or keep it in their pants if they knew they'd be told you get her pregnant, you marry her.

  • its funny how no one will be friends with you if your a teen mom in the 50s but today you can just go on with your life as a teen mom and have all your friend still and your mom is the babysitter so you can go to fun party's. some times i'm ashamed of my generation and how stupid most of us are today.

  • dON'T forget teen moms have their own reality shows now and get to become celebrities.

  • @spazzz75 Wtf? We should be happy that young mothers are'nt being treated like dirt as much.

  • @spazzz75 Just adding, and they get reality shows now. -_-

  • teenagers are teenagers in any decade.

  • Dental Plan!

    Lisa Needs Braces.

  • @MrBonsoy Well it's all her fault for ruining his life. He wanted to be a lawyer, you know.

    (Gotta love how these films shift all the blame to the girls)

  • just to throw in my 2 cents on alot of whats being said abstinence isnt for everyone i personally couldnt live happily without sex but anyone unprepared for children mentally or financially or anyone under 18 should consider this fact i know someone whose mother was on birth control and used a condom when she was concieved after her mother tried to abort her she was born still just remember even if its .01% theres ALWAYS a chance now what you do with that info is upto you ofcourse

  • So, instead of being the slight but real social inhibitor of being in a car with their friends, they're now going to hump in her parents' bed. Well played, kids.

  • This is adorable!

    I really wish more people acted like that these days.

    They really knew that they were doing in the fifities:]

  • @goldiloks82 No, they really didn't. The worlds represented in these films are highly inaccurate. People still had sex and did drugs, they just ended up institutionalised and sent away.

  • So they fucked?

  • Lol, im just picturing the party in mean girls and comparing to this one.... Hahaha. Who knows mayby 'bob and 'amy' are already upstairs, poor amy, next year she'll be rejected, depressed and un-loved, and bob, he looked so promising as a doctor .... My god what kinda community is this! It's worse than Desperate Housewives!

  • bahahaha "how'd you like to come in and have a sandwich?"

  • @WhiteyluvsHugh So that's what they were calling it, eh? LOL.

  • @aradiapaganus The rest of the video is now shot for me because of that 'sandwich' comment... *wipes tears*.... "I got a whole restaurant." Oh geez... I am such a dork.

  • @WhiteyluvsHugh yes a "Sandwich" - Mother an I will both fix it for you!

  • This movie was touching but it doesn't apply in today's world. I wish it did, but people are not that wholesome anymore, unfortunately.

  • @redenchilada People really weren't that wholesome then though, society just taught that certain things weren't talked about i.e. Sex. Just remember its the teens that saw this stuff in the 40's & 50's that started the sexual revolution because of all the repression. I don't find this short bad, but one thing the US has always had a problem with sex is being comfortable teaching about Safe Sex as well as Abstinence. For some reason the US thinks its one way or the other and that's sad.

  • @redenchilada Psst- they never were. you are watching an idealized fantasy. Behavioral propaganda.

  • getting telepathically cockblocked is the worst

  • @luckysod04 hear, hear

  • Boy, that was depressing!

  • Jeff had a better chance with Fred.

  • part 3: Mary finds a new use for the cucumber that night.

  • @Jeff98177 is there a part 3?

  • Man, I'm sure that I've seen this short on Rifftrax!!!

    HAVE to get it!!!

  • Aw...I was hoping for some dry-humping at the very least.

  • That was the WORST ending EVER!

  • Eilleen ? isn't that the same name than the character that Jayne Mansfield played in her last movie ?.Suzy looks like Patty Hearst when she was a baby.Mary's problem is her hairline,it.s the same than Tony Curtis's

  • WTF were the parents thinking? Going out with the Wilsons on their daughter's date night, right after Mom and daughter had had that little talk? What, are they sadists?!

  • These days the kids this age would have already had anal.

  • "I've got ham, tomato, cucumber, and bacon, and peanut butter. We've got a whole restaurant."

    Best line in American cinema.

  • Yeah, the menu was on the ceiling....

  • that end was freaky.

  • The moral of the story:

    Don't have sex...EVER!

  • So Eileen wanted to be an artist and her guy wanted to be a lawyer. You know, it was real sad. In this day and age, people would totally trade their career for getting to have sex. But back in those days, no priorities!

  • They 'gon' make sandwiches...! Lol.

  • That's the end? They look so confused! It's kind of tragic...

  • I think Fred might be a drinker. Lol

  • Lol. Liar!

  • gee, i sure dont want to turn out like aileen. she is dead inside. poor aileen

  • "Boy, that Eileen sure was a no-good heathen of a slut. Good ol' Eileen."

  • Hah, awesome.

    And apparently children turn you into the living dead. She looks like she was ripped out of a mob from 28 days later.

  • @Buzzkillskeptic doesntshe though?!

  • On a side note, I'm almost positive that these people have never heard of condoms. So it's probably all a bad thing. On the plus side, a sandwich could be slang for a blowjob.

  • @Mathman1ac yep....bet theyre thinking of the good ol days with her right now....sayonara!

  • so....they did it right?

  • say, how would you like to come in and have a sandwhich? a vagina sandwhich.

  • I think your joke backfired...

  • Condoms!

    They're not just for sailors and gays anymore!

  • Ughh, that party was, like, total squaresville--the dance of the living dead. Didn't those kids ever hear of Chuck Berry, Little Richard, Bill Hailey, Elvis or the Big Bopper?

  • @don4321 You're talking about the Deevil's music!!

  • I think that adolescents should be given these options. If you limit them, then they WILL be irisponsible.

    I say she should have come onto him and kept it to herself. Then, perhaps did the mother in. But not before burning her bra and self-initiating herself into Wicca.

  • Fred seems like kind of a slug. I guess blondes really do have more fun.

  • Didn't know McGraw-Hill made films.

  • how did she no it was a girl?

  • On 1958 havent condoms? or emergency pills?

  • They definetly hit it!

    I loved that open ending.

  • oh my God - the Ghost of mom saves her from a mortal sin.

  • Lol, yeah, that's the way I kiss... you know, no passion, no movement, no fun.. that's the way to go.