Dorkly Bits: Donkey Kong Doesn't Back Down

[chicoabisal10]

uuuuuuuu!!!!!

[GrayGhost2020]

then mario having an extra life came back and smashed dk with his hammer and totally dumped pauline for siding with the gorilla.

[xxxXEnigmaXxxx1]

Mario just got his ass kicked by Donkey Kong. DK owns!

[x1SHAD0W1x]

lol

[Chatterboxx900]

Don't gloat..until you make it to the end.

Oh, gawd....I hope he had a extra life.

[jarannalli]

I'm sure all the fuss is about the fact that Cranky Kong from the DKC series has made references to the fact that he is the Original Donkey Kong from the arcade, therefore he wouldn't be talking about wearing a tie.

[uriamsame]

DIE MARIO!......

Donkey Kong- do you think i should start wearing a tie?

Pauline- OH MY GOD you totally should!

[bulletbill479]

If only he did a barrel roll...

[Luxai]

Or the way I would have gone with: Fuck this, no girl is worth getting smashed by a crazy gorilla built like the Hulk. *leaves*

[lethalfatality1]

my most deadly maneuver prepare to get jumped over

[TwilightAngel35]

If you want to understand this imagine that Mario is Sopa and Donkey Kong is The Internet

[Dourakuou]

@TwilightAngel35 So... the Internet is going to wear a tie?

[TwilightAngel35]

@Dourakuou oh yeah

[monsterdare]

that's what bitches are alike.

[MrLolfreak21196]

Bowser: Because PETA thinks giant gorillas are an endangered species.

[matthew44able]

Do a touhou episode pls! I guarantee that it's worth a try.

[1997Mio]

press 8 for fatality

[HankandOliver1]

@1997Mio Press 10 to go fuck yourself.

[1997Mio]

@HankandOliver1 just put your finger in your ass.... ugly asshole

[kay129]

Thats some great voice acting

[ninjafreak11]

Day 3 of Finding TheAzureNightmares comment: No Sleep, Food is Low, and I lost my good friend yesterday..

[papermariodude101]

He said he was going to wear a tie but technically that DK is Cranky Kong and the modern DK is actually Donkey Kong Jr.

[Zomboy123456789]

@papermariodude101 actually jr is cranky

soooooooooo yeah

[papermariodude101]

@Zomboy123456789 actually no. Look it up on the DK Wiki

[FursenTheFox]

the end was so spontaneous.

[ThePyrothehedgehog]

I guess Mario should of*takes off glasses*BARREL ROLLED!

Someone in the audience:Booo!

[LILMANDYGRL]

should of eaten a mushroom

[TheNeji07]

"I'm just-a fireballing here".....XD

[TheLuigiadrian]

That's why...

*puts on sunglasess*

Plumber don't wear ties.

YEEEAAHHH!!

[65DDman]

1:14 FATALITY

[RocketeerRaccoon]

Should have bounced ON him, not over him, that's what the real Mario would do. =p

[LMAO2988]

and this is how dk got a tie and how mario was invented and jumpman died

[CrashBandicoot68]

The moral of this story: NEVER. GLOAT.

[LABADYJEAN]

ok this is one of the reasons why mario dumps that skank pauline and that donkey kong guy has man boobs -_-

[bloodymist154]

wow she got over mario dying fast

[bulletbill479]

So thats why he didnt wear a tie till the next dk game

[nman633]

i hate donkey kong i like mario better where was mario's hammer any way

[hydrix1985]

skip ad 0:00

[RenegadeVenom]

@hydrix1985 liar

[hydrix1985]

@RenegadeVenom you tube fix this trick blame them

[RenegadeVenom]

@hydrix1985 well f*** them

[153Skyline]

Uh-oh. This looks like one of the recaps of the crime scene on Forensic Files gone bad. He's going to have to have his banana tree swabbed for analysis!

[ArbrusMN]

Sooo I have started to think about wearing a tie, what do you think

OOOOh mmy god you totally should!

[SmurfTips]

Woah. She dumps a short Italian for a gorilla. What does that tell you.

[209BluntSmoker]

whats even more fuck up is bitches actually do this wack shit these days

[widowok]

"but-a babe, hez i 8 timez mie size... what choo want me to-do

[rodinator3000]

and thats how mario dumped that bitch and went into peach but sadly i think she was kidnapped WAY to often by a turtle so yes marios girlfriends are probably zoophilic

[JDDragon2009]

Donkey Kong! You just created a time paradox! Anyone get the reference?

[BababooweDubs]

@JDDragon2009 metal gear lol

[JDDragon2009]

@BababooweDubs yep lol

[AllStarX777]

Peach is a true bitch....

[waluigigame2]

@AllStarX777 That wasnt peach it was pauline

[yingyanggamer]

"So I've been thinking about starting to wear a tie, eh, what do you think?"

"Oh my god, you totally should!"

Her boyfriend just got beat to death and that's all she can say? No wonder he left her...

[Theonegamefreak]

Wow, DK's a dick.

[MrUn1versal]

and that's why Mario started to save Princess Peach

[caitlinatha]

CCCCCCOOOOOOOMMMMMEEEEENNNNT RAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGEEEE

IT'S ACTUALLY HIS GRANDFATHER!!!!!!!!!!

[SpeedLightning1]

Chat less, Mario...

[REMITAL1]

So thats how he started wearing a tie. Nice:)

[urdurdur]

love the ending

[FlyingMonkeys7000]

1:14 PURE PWNAGE. lol

[MrEvilash13]

Why doesn't the girl care about Mario she let's him die and thinks about DK next what???

[GeckoMoria94]

What a biatch

[64supermarioreturns]

Later Mario comes back and traps Donkey Kong in a cage and so starts Donkey Kong Jr.

[TheUlitimateluigi45]

poor mario

[earlmccormick88]

The Princess is pretending to be raven simone when she stares into the future

[sargast7]

prepare to get jump over beach

[ZeroOrDie991]

Poor Mario :(

[RamzaBeoulve02]

.........BITCH!

[JRWdouble]

36 people were within swinging distance.

[RamzaBeoulve02]

@JRWdouble 1 person decided to be a fag & unoriginal like the others and take the number of "dislikes" and post a childish comment about it.

[TheEdge0fLife]

@RamzaBeoulve02 Dude ... chill  '>.>

[RamzaBeoulve02]

@TheEdge0fLife Lol ok. I do tend to troll a lot :)

[franklinmush]

marios a pussy

[TheMlt2524]

@franklinmush SHUT UP!

[yugoxgc]

bitch pauline, if you can bit up a gorilla with your bare hands you can call any man a pussy, dare you to try that;p

[ark349201]

NNNEEEERRRDD RAAAAAGGGGEEE THATS NOT THE DK WE KNOW TODAY THATS DK FARTHER (donkey kong JR. became the dk we know and love today)

[cbfdxbxsb]

@ark349201 not much of a nerd is you can't spell "father" correctly

[ark349201]

@cbfdxbxsb well when u have a touch pad key board u will make mistakes

[cbfdxbxsb]

@ark349201 i know dude, i was only joking ;)

[Normansmight]

@ark349201 so he is like king piccolo?

[Shinymaven]

@ark349201 So does that mean cranky kong is this Donkey Kong in the video?

[banchon91]

@ark349201 thanks for the info lol. i feel a bit embarrassed cause i'm born in the early 90s. i should've known about info like that. well once again thanks for the info :).

[nin10dohmario]

@ark349201 acctually thats dk's grandfather

[Guyverman01]

The Donkey Kong from the original game is not the one who we know now, he's really Cranky Kong.

Donkey Kong Junior is the one we know now.

[edelric48]

wii suks balls

[TheSpirittemple21]

Alright buddy ima the hero here and the heroesa will never losea so ima commin at chu with my most deadly maneuver prepare to geta jumped over bitch

[xmenfan07]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!­!!

i love the ending

[yoondory]

press 8, then press 9

[SquirrelKidd]

@yoondory LOOOL xD

[09Thewilson]

prepare.....to get,ta Jumped over BITCH! 'Jump' yeh yeh what now what you go bash bash bash bash bash ' DK breathes heavily'.... so ive been startin to think about wearin a tie whada yah think. Oh my god you totally should. duh dah DORKLY best one ever

[LemonTheMighty]

not to be a nerd or anything but this donkey kong is The present donkey kong's grandfather so the old Donkey kong doesnt get a tie

[BludRedDragon]

@LemonTheMighty Yeah he would be cranky kong :D i think....

[SestrenNK]

@LemonTheMighty He wore a tie in the awesome Game Boy version.

[dhylec]

Pauline sounds hot :D

[XagonogaX]

Imma just fireballin here...

[nitat]

No wonder he dumped this bitch.

[streakization]

Peach says he's being a "pussy" or a "wimp" after she got captured.

I'd just go back down and see how much of a pussy I am once you get raped by a 8-ton gorilla.

[DrummermanMatt]

@streakization That's Pauline, not Peach. Pauline was his original girlfriend.

[streakization]

@DrummermanMatt I really can't tell sometimes, Pauline looks like future Peach so idk. sorry. XD

[ACarnivorousMeece]

anyone else think it the video should have ended at 0:10 :D

[GrizzlyTower]

Damn Donkey Kong has some Demon's

[AshuraandWechidnia]

Mario: PREPARE TO BE JUMPED OVER BITCH! *Jumps Over Dk* Mario: HA What Now- *Donkey Kong Beats Mario to Death* Dk: So Im Thinking of Wearing a Tie What do ya Think? Marios Girlfreind: OMG YOU TOTALLY SHOULD!

[zelpyzelp]

...you guys are a little innacurate with this one-

-1. mario in this game was abusing the gorilla

-2. the original donkey kong didn't wear a tie, that was his son

[panda318gurl]

princess peach: dont let him talk to you like that my LUD!

am i the only one who thinks thats what it sounds like shes saying?

[jennifer401000]

@panda318gurl you mean pauline because this isn't normal mario

[Xanofar]

Apparently, this "Donkey Kong" is the grandfather of the good guy "Donkey Kong" (the one who wears the tie). It wasn't originally like that, but I think Nintendo retroactively changed the story in order to explain why tie-wearing Donkey Kong is a good guy. :P

[NinjaPebble]

Look how that woman was backing Mario up the whole time for him to fight for her and then what does she do right when he was dead... she starts agreeing with the ape. Mario should have just left her, she wasn't worth even jumping over those barrels.

[edgecutterman]

@NinjaPebble Guess why he went to the princess?

[Exccentrous1]

Should've used the hammer.

Or an axe. Axes have done him well in the past...

[lliilianARZ]

is that Poluine?

[walecs2]

@lliilianARZ probably yes

[LaJamesWoods]

"Starting to wear a tie" <== Bogus! Cranky is the original Donkey Kong. (The old monkey in the rocking chair).

[TheDjgamer24]

wow. pualina's for mario until he gets smashed to death...............SO LOYAL!!!!!

[xeroblade012]

fuck i love mario's accent! XD

[evilerooler]

donkey kong is such a douche

[Lacktardo]

Ape should definitely wear a tie.

[donkehh123]

7and8 over and over then 9

[DanIrish409]

@ReligiousHero Mario is an italian created by the japanese who speaks english and looks italian.

[NintendoSteven]

So I've been thinking about wearing a tie, what do you think?

OH MY GOD! YOU TOTALLY SHOULD XD

[thecheeseycheese]

Shouldve said this @ 1:07:"My name is ah Mario! You have my babe, prepare to die." for those who know what movie im referencing to XD

[Jodar5]

So that's what happened to jumpman!

[Draque002]

when i first played this game, i thought i would get the girl when i got to the top

[MrTimedOut]

1:15 most realistic death ever

[ImaGameProfessional]

This is how mario learned he should jump ON enimies...

[earthfreak13]

"prepareh to getah jumped over, bitch! yeah! what now-" SMASH!

[TheAzureNightmare]

You know, considering the Donkey Kong we see here is technically Cranky Kong by the time of, say, Donkey Kong Country, and Donkey Kong Jr. becomes THE Donkey Kong by then, I think the one who we see as "Mario" in Donkey Kong is actually just plain "Jumpman", and Pauline and Jumpman may have produced Mario and Luigi as children... And possibly Wario and Waluigi. Why is Pauline "Young" by Mario VS Donkey Kong? I don't see it as canon, technically. How did they get to the Mushroom Kingdom? Uh...

[theeltea]

@TheAzureNightmare Wow, dude, you just made my day...

[XradicalD]

@TheAzureNightmare

Mind BLOWN, thanks for the info anyway.

[skulliam]

@TheAzureNightmare I think you may be over-thinking this just a bit.

[robertsfunny1995]

@TheAzureNightmare Dang, Mario should have just said that to DK, if it made my brain explode then it would definitely work on a stupid ape.

[Stellerman7]

@TheAzureNightmare You just fucked my mind sir.

[Chayraz2]

@TheAzureNightmare Donkey cong senior is a clone of an unkwon gorrila.

He has shorter telomeres and ages more quickly as a result.

[EricSteveRatzlaff]

@TheAzureNightmare that's the most complex thing i've ever read!!!

[MrCooper088]

@TheAzureNightmare also that in mario its Princess Peach not Pauline

[UberNiftyMan]

@TheAzureNightmare Miyamoto's explanation is for the apparent continuity flaws in the series is basically "its a freaking video game, get over it" :P even he doesn't take it seriously

[klogron]

@TheAzureNightmare mario & luigi were plumbing a bath tub, and luigi got his foot stuck on the drain, so mario try's to pull him out, but get's sucked in with luigi, and the pipe lead to the mushroom kingdom. was this any help?

[SSJSonicguy]

@TheAzureNightmare Let's watch Super mario bros 3 The animated series!

[madmanslullaby1]

@TheAzureNightmare you make my head hurt :'(

[black0193]

@TheAzureNightmare I know you wrote this a long time ago, but if there is one thing I've learned, don't try to comprehend Nintendo's logic. Its not meant for the human brain to understand.

[windkai]

@TheAzureNightmare Okay for one, wario and waluigi are not related to mario or luigi, they are merely doppelgangers. Two, Jumpman IS Mario, that's Miyamoto's work man you can't just say otherwise. Just think of this at Mario's "Mid adult" years or something. Apes age differently than humans, we all know from Yoshi Island DS that Baby DK (possibly DKJR) and Mario are infants at the same age, so either DKJR is either our current Donkey Kong or current Donkey Kong's Father.

[windkai]

@TheAzureNightmare actually if you haven't notice, the artwork pics for DKJR in his game and in Super Mario Kart depict a rather LARGE "mid adult" gorilla. That gorilla could be possibly the same age as Jumpman, Mario in that case, and since Baby DK and Mario were infants at the same time it would obviously make more sense to just assume that Baby DK = DK JR = Current DK and that of course like Miyamoto already defined, Jumpman = Mario. Both assumed to be at the same age.

[BlackPyro1]

@TheAzureNightmare You are thinking too hard.

[RockBand971]

@TheAzureNightmare Dude, don't ask, is Nintendo.

[billyroflcopter]

@TheAzureNightmare shut up and enjoy the games

[AceS4289]

@TheAzureNightmare Mario and Luigi aren't even related to Wario and Waluigi. Jumpman is Mario. Mario and Luigi fell down a drain in a bathtub and fell into the Mushroom kingdom. The real question is, where did Baby Mario, Baby Luigi, Baby Peach, Baby Daisy, Bowser Jr. Koopa Kid, and the Kooplings come from? No one in the Mushroom Kingdom is related except Mario and Luigi.

[JDisonfiyaaa]

oh whoooops i mean down the ladder

[JDisonfiyaaa]

aaaaaaaaand why doesnt she just climb the ladder?

[iceman78772]

"Ya know...like your a giant monkey you could just go and beat him up..."

"FUCK THAT! I'M GUNNA GO THROH BARRLULZ AT HIM!"

[Venom45000VR]

@iceman78772 Lol the awesome series. :P

[iceman78772]

@Venom45000VR Yeaahahha..

[seelcudoom1]

"im the hero" no your not mario

the actual backstory is donkey kong is marios abused pet

so ya

fuck mario

[Arjahn767]

"Unhand my girlfriend!"

"No"

"Do it, or else!"

"Or else what?"

"Or else I'll get the bigshots at Nintendo to force you to learn the Bongos and refuse to make an actual game for over 14 years!"

"You wouldn't dare..."

*14 years later*

"Why does the Wii suck so much!?"

[Bittergamer1886]

@Arjahn767 The Wii rules. Also, Donkey Kong Country 1, 2, 3, and returns?

[trollbie]

@Arjahn767 Donkey kong kountry returns is amazing, fuck off.

[mario11168]

@Arjahn767 Have you been living under a rock?

[GameMasterR5]

@Arjahn767 Donkey Kong Countries 1, 2, 3, Returns, Donkey Kong Land, aren't actual games? And Jungle Beat was for the Gamecube, not the Wii.

[Arjahn767]

@GameMasterR5 First, it's a joke. Take a joke.

Second, I was thinking from a time past the DKC games.

[Paraguai123]

@Arjahn767 that would be funny IIIIIIIIIIIIF there was a Bongo game for the Wii

troll failed for me

[SuperKahZ]

O MY GOSH YOU TOTALLY SHOULD

[SilverSinspawn]

Mario wasn't actually the hero.

[LordRammasus]

and thats why mario left pauline for peach!

[dewywolf]

THAT BITCH GOT JUMPED THE FUCK OUT!?

[NintendoVeteran85]

o.o lol wow

[Mookoonana]

ಠ_ಠ

[tregitsdown]

Jumpman should have used the hammer!

[WelcometoTrollTown]

If you read the original guide, it says Jumperman is the bad guy. He and "The Princess" mistreated their experiment gorilla, and he escaped. Mario was just looks kinda like Jumperman.

[phantomjawwad1]

@WelcometoTrollTown Actually, Nintendo said that mario and jumpman are both the same dude, just with totally different storylines.

[radelgratereaux]

pauline is such a whore jajaja

[TheJikou]

So that's what happened to jumpman!