Chuck Norris Vs. Attack Helicopter

[Nasoj0Tnek]

fuck with chuck and you're out of luck

[TheMrcoolguy77]

Warning this was done by Chuck Norris do not attempt or you will die

[munchkin9851]

WHAT IS DION WARWICK DOING ON TEXAS BRETT FARVE GREEN BAY WALKER RANGER?

[munchkin9851]

IT SHOULD BE BRETT FARVE GREEN BAY TEXAS WALKER RANGER SO THIS WHAT BRETT FARVE DO WHEN HE IS NOT PLAYING FOOTBALL IN HIS WRANGLER JEANS.

[apfrezende]

LOL, look at 7:20, chuck norris is so tough that even on the edge of death he is not worried.

[samotbrandon]

Chuck's stare made the gatling gun dissappear (1:38).

[GMovieSeeker]

Holy shit... Only norris can have a missle hit his truck, go down in flames, be rolled over, and then walk out with only a twisted ankle and then beat a guy in full health.

[Redemption61]

it wasn't the knife that kill the blonde guy, it was Chuck Norris glare.

[mrROFLmaster12345]

And also when climbing out of the truck he wasn't hurt, his leg was asleep

[mrROFLmaster12345]

Chuck Norris wasn't riding the truck, the truck was riding Chuck Norris.

That wasn't a launcher, that was his penis and he had sex with the helicopter.

That cougar noise is Chuck Norris coughing.

He had a gun because he felt a roundhouse kick was too quick of a death for him.

The knife moved away because it would cut itself by touching the awsome one

The knife didn't kill him, Chuck Norris's stare did

This is Chuck norris playing tag at 3 years old

[mrROFLmaster12345]

He had to go through 9999999999 hours of cosmetic surgery just so his face doesn't rip a hole in the fabric of space time continuim

[SSJ4Yujiro]

What's with the cougar sounds the chopper makes?

[calebc789]

3:23

A rocket wouldnt disable the helicopters tail rotor, it would blow the damn thing off!

[toolegit2quitbiatch]

Chuck Norris is lame if he was a true badass like everyone says he would come to my house and bash my head on the keyboeycbaiwj8283;j$9@(#? Diwoqnwsj8×|_

[MrGrindcore69]

chuck was about to get him from beinh whil crossing all the world until that pussy bitch explode his toy

[XoNine]

This is fake Chuck Norris does not need to aim

[Stitchman3875]

@XoNine And he doesn't need a weapon. Just needs his finger.

[TheNoborisu]

Yeah, Chuck Norris was one of the few people who actually kicked Bruce Lee in the face

[R0B37t1]

now its time to go get a ford or a chevy

[symonsolar]

And the Captain as well.

[symonsolar]

Man, Chuck Norris Huh. I suspected that he was gonna take that chopper out. that's class

[markos824]

i dont understand the copter  attacked chuck or chuck the copter?

[Number1JDAWG]

I actually got a tattoo of chuck norris on my arm.

It got me laid twice, beat up some guys who tried to jump me, and i grew a beard.

and i only got the tattoo a half hour ago

[TheBrunfisica]

daki a pouco mordida na canela vira saída de arm-lock... Bruce Lee fez a mesma coisa em o dragão chinês e um lutador de kimono amarelo fez a mesma coisa como bolo yeug em operação dragão ¬¬

[Q2SEEDSMAN]

Fuck chuck, the only thing he can properly bash is his bible.Do people not realize that the jokes started out of sarcasm because he is such pussy? The republican fucktard wouldn't last ten seconds against an average martial arts expert.

[strutzulescu]

@Q2SEEDSMAN he was world champion u know....

[greg77389]

@Q2SEEDSMAN

You idiot, he's a 6 time World Karate Champion who retired undefeated. Tell me, are you always this ignorant in your arguments?

[LuchoLavalle]

oh chuck was so kind by not using the fist behind his beard

[LaTiNoGuYmAn]

Just another casual drive with Chuck

[Stitchman3875]

The Helicopter has to miniguns, and rocket launchers and can fly. Chuck Norris is well, Chuck Norris, it is obvious that there was no way the chopper was gonna win.

[Edges]

Destroyed the truck and all he got was a scratch on a leg. Truly possible.

[vejitu10]

3:30 thats bieng chuck norris resourceful, allways carry a bazoka

[CallOfKillers]

That's me with girls, I kill with one look!

[cajunmane82]

oh you destroyed Chuck's truck...you FUCKED UP!!

[stopglobalswarming]

Chuck norris brings down the chopper with nunchucks at 7:00

[daiklaive]

that is one hell of a 'copter. it makes hunting cat noises and can take a hit from a LAW and land in one piece, more or less.

[ikaruichijoe]

wussiest rpg ever,



[221196rafael]

he killed the man with the power of the gaze

[KlDSWAGG]

This i not a fair fight

The thing is made of metal

it can fly

it has the speed and strength of ten men

and has2 deadly weapons

and what does the helicopter....uh ?

[vivec77]

Wait, wait! He bit Chucks leg - that doesn't give him superpowers, why isn't he using them?

[MeisterJunbao]

Chuck norris can escape an helicopter with an undermotorized pickup xD

[boom253ROBLOX]

Since when the fuck did heli's make panther noises? o_O

[daiklaive]

@boom253ROBLOX it's experimental. says so on the door, just so the audience will know. by adding stock hunting cat sound effects to American Helicopters it was believed it would increase there kill power by 17%.

[legcdesign]

Only Chuck Norris can take an arrow to the knee and still be an adventurer.

[pvtspartan]

@legcdesign The arrow to a chuck norris to the head

[UseUrHead503]

so this is how chuck norris plays tag?

[Warriorcats24]

chuck norris's truck gets 200 MPG, because he scares the gas into lasting longer

[ChainsOfSean]

where did he get that LAW

[daiklaive]

@ChainsOfSean America... I guess. they say there's guns all over.

[spartanwarrior46]

Why is this video 8:37 long? It should only be 0:00!

[surpremecoolness22]

chuck norris can pull bazookas out of his ass

[frostevg]

Chuck Norris can eat soup with chopsticks.

[lejsy123]

hahaha, sure everyone is holding bazooka in his car. xd

[Truwarier14]

lol did Chuck Norris win this fight by just staring at the guy? lol typical chuck norris

[Truwarier14]

those snowflakes blocked my view

[BrandonDerive1985]

Batman's worst Nightmare: Chuck Norris as The Joker.......

[Stitchman3875]

Chuck NOrris was obviously being generous. He could have taken that helicopter with his finger and saying "BANG!!"

[statichybrid419]

I turn the snowflake feature on while watching this.

Shit's intense.

[Wdrosick]

I'm sick of everyone thinking Chuck Norris is so awesome! If he were really awesome he'd come to my house and slam my head against my keaboafheeigztjvsum rodtk 6:!&);");:)&!@!#]*<|tab

[PoetryILove]

Why do people rejoice when they think they've killed Chuck Norris? He simply went to put his roundhouse kick boots on.

[Marinesofairsoft1121]

That guy flew an AH-Huey Cobra chuck had an M92FS series pistol,and i the Vietnam flashback the heli was a UH-1 Huey.

[portmasterip]

When going against chuck norris do less heckling and more shooting :)

[Collinffs]

Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people.

[CocaColaIceBear]

Is a Bobcat in the background ?

[someonecrazy115]

3:24 LAW BITCH (Black ops)

[llVIU]

chuck norris was sleeping during the making of this film

[agent254422]

notice the only time Chuck Norris really lost it was when the dude said he's the second best

[97531chan]

where did he get the rocket launcher seriously

[xMrWalkwayx]

@97531chan He's chuck norris. Duh.

[WindyCityBalla]

Damn everyone that comments about Chuck Norris must really Like sucking his Dick and Caressing his balls SMH

[ndileonardo]

only thing that sucks about this video is that they are trying to make an AH-1 sound like Airwolf.

[HusdalHusdal]

Chuck Norris is just a pussy! if he really was that hardcore he would come in my window and smash my head to the keyboardasaskldujsdl=)(01Q2318­92sdfkfj

[oONuggamusOo]

i use to be stronger than cuck norris but then i took an arrow to the knee.

[fatsanBALOO]

and Chuck Norris was still drunk while fighting...

[MrSupernatural115]

now why would chuck norris shoot it with a basooka when he could just as easily given it a round house kick to the face like alex mercer

[Armandowild]

181 gay people ¡¡¡

[fivedollerfootlong]

There's a lesson in all this. Always carry a RPG in your truck.

[donkeydrew420]

weak armbar

[Jbraz1994]

this video is a fake. he got out of the car injured... we all know that that can´t be true

[itwsw]

Just a casual day for Chuck Norris.

[InfernalSatan]

That's how I play BF3...........in real life

[Vildman12]

how ironic for chuck to keep a fucking bazooka in his car

[clotza]

8:09 Chuck Norris KILLS THE VILLAIN BY STARING AT HIM !

[DrozdIV]

lol what a horrible show

world's most incompetent cobra pilot, this must have been one of the episodes chuck wrote

[Fulldesmadre]

chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun

[blackbreath1]

8:08 he has already taken your soul

[SamuelDMorgan]

The bad guy looks like Clinton on steroids.

[Slaytz13]

I love the tiger sounds the chopper makes lol

[Fulldesmadre]

chuck norris can kill 2 shots with 1 bird

[MrPinkyfluffy]

@Fulldesmadre you mean he can kill 2 stones with 1 bird?

[fedrik06]

Is that show still on

[FREAKS544]

Guns carry chuck norris for protection.

[ahmednagy5]

@FREAKS544

Some poeple wear Superman Pijamas,Superman wears Chuck Norris Pijamas.

[Legofreak3007]

6:46 rapeface

[TheNgamer09]

chuck norris did die in the ambush but death is too scared to tell him

[THEINVENTABLETHREAT]

We're doomed, Texas gives missile launchers out to anybody with a cowboy hat.

[heartkiller82]

usa asked chuck norris if he wants money from the movie that they're showing he said " who said yo can say y name without you paying me?" usa said " sorry here is your 500 chuck norris bucks"

[burago000]

0:25... He wasn't going full speed to start with?

[BigHyundai]

@burago000 Some people try to be careful not to wipe out but in this case it took awhile for the truck to go from 75 to 95

[PsychoSkate12]

jhajhajhajhajha yeeaaahhh !!! CHUCK FAKING NORRIS .!!! XDDDD!!

[TheSamuraiSquirrel]

I heard that Jesus taught Chuck Norris martial arts and this is why Martial Arts lives on today...the teachings of Jesus is taught through Chuck Norris.

Hit COntrol and Enter while clicking on the Like button to make Chuck Stronger...Trust me.

[Iki3e45I]

@TheSamuraiSquirrel If that would be the case, chuck norris could go and fuck himself with him and his christian bullshit.

[greg77389]

@TheSamuraiSquirrel

Nonsense. Chuck Norris already has a strength level of infinity. It can't go any higher.

[tommoore2012]

Chuck Norris was in a comma the entire time with his heart doing 1 beat per minute

[HarlequinBuckeye]

What was that idiot thinking? Did he really think his Apache helicopter was a threat to Chuck Norris? You have about a 5% chance of killing Chuck with an AC-130, and about a 10% chance of killing him with Trident nuclear armed submarine. I can't see it happening either way. He will most likely leap a few thousand feet in the air, catch the nuke and dismantle it before it even come close to hitting the ground.

[suolalemon]

The chopper pilot was incredibly lucky that Chuck decided to use the rocket launcher instead of just pointing at the damn thing and saying ''bang''

[123trixboi]

Rocky only has one eye of the tiger chuck Norris has two

[123trixboi]

No one has landed a punch on chuck Norris and lived to tell about it

[Rawc90]

Does chuck always carry a rocket launcher around with him?

[ooJUKEBOXHEROoo]

LOL, He actually thinks he can kill Chuck with missiles? He obviously doesn't know who he's fuckin' with.

[three3eight]

Having a M72 in the cab of your truck must be legal in Texas. WoooooooWeeeeeee!

[Sonic94Speed]

So Chuck Norris = Snake and Shadow the hedgehog XD

[kehammer100]

sorry, not trying to be stupid, but what episode is this from? I MUST see it now lol :) thanks

[ElitePraetorianGuard]

The fight at the end is just so... believable.

[frankenslammer95]

6:26 wwe alberto del rio's Armbar! thumbs up if u know!

[yinut1]

After all that fighting, after all those bruises and beatings. In the end it was Chuck Norris' stare that killed the bad guy.

[WhereisthatFlyingbox]

This is more boring than the typical rigged Steven Segal fight.

[panosredfield]

174 guys are so fucked....

[matan12333]

LOL

"Chopper Gunner Down"

[TheOblivion5]

after chuck got his truck blown up and hit a few times and almost stabed, he thought to himself silently outloud iv'e let him have his fun, now, stare of death and the dude stabed himself out of fear

[acrobat7788]

I'm the producer of this film and i swear to god there was not background music on this scene , the music just started by it self from nowhere.

[hcrenovations]

Wonder if he got home ok?

[omarrocks100]

Haha i Just Disliked this now excuse me I have to open the door

[omarrocks100]

Haha i Just Disliked this now excuse me I hav

[chajasin]

Chuck Norris always carries a bazooka where his spare tire should be because he has never gotten a flat tire.

[TheMtaTeam]

he should have shot it down with his finger by yelling bang!

[EmperorofCartoons]

Is that helicopter growling? What the high holy fuck?

[Lix010]

Chuck Norris can kick trough glass without destroying it and hit Youtube Hater trough the Display of his Laptop.

[unagi449]

he won by just staring at him O.o

[loverofroblox57]

Todays lesson: keep a grenade launcher in your car chuck does

[MattRyanTucker]

Every single one of these comments is saying how awesome chuck Norris is. That says something.

[Mr121Adam121]

i llove how chuck norris donesnt even stance up

[BandoilerrMiDGeT750]

Chuck norris can shoot a helicopter in is sleep.He would of blowed it up with a rocket or high explosive but that would of been a painless death.Thats why he shot it on its tail rotor.

[ALLAHALLAHism]

Chuck Norris: toys with his enemies and gives them false hope before utterly destroying them.

[ReyKrime]

I thought when Chuck look into his eyes his head would explode!

[kontovrakis123]

3:23 where the duck did he find the bazooka?

[malinaomonkey]

@kontovrakis123 If you pause fast enough, you can see it come out of his beard.

[SpecterSlashZ]

Only Chuck Norris can take down a helicopter by himself. I just noticed he could have just pointed at it and said "BANG!".

[einstein69tr]

WHERE THE FUCK HE GET A FUKIN ROCKET LAUNCHER?!?! :D

[flapjacks2011]

CHUCK NORRIS FALCON PUNCHED CAPTAIN FALCON INTO OBLIVION(INTERNALLY)

[hollh003]

Chuck Norris is an asshole and a pussy.

[SpecterSlashZ]

Its at 240p and the video looks HQ!

Is it my computer or is it the fact that Chuck Norris is in the video im watching on my computer?

[agent254422]

notice the only time Chuck Norris really looses his cool is when the pilot says he is "the second best"

[Spore6001]

I'm sorry, but he must have known that if he was chasing down Chuck fucking Norris using a helicopter, he would have no chance. I mean its just physics.

[orichalcossaiyan]

He looks like an old geezer compared to Chuck with that grey hair of his.

[orichalcossaiyan]

Why does this asshole want him dead?

[ajrod1996]

Chuck Norris actually didn't apply any pressure to the man's arm, when he looked him in the eye he stabbed himself.

[MysticLink93]

Chuck Norris isn't wielding the pistol.

The pistol is wielding Chuck Norris as a weapon.

[AnonymousSpriter]

Chuck Norirs can pull a missile launcher out of his ass.

[morphelius]

chuck just eats helicopters

[bangermccrusher]

there is no such thing as "lightspeed" its just the light traveling at chuck norris speed

[suolalemon]

The helicopter was lucky that norris had a bazooka...he could have just pointed his finger at it and say ''bang''.

[SpiroHrvoje1989]

Is the helicopter OK?

[forrestgump911]

only chuck norris can drive a dodge and make it look like its better then a peice of shit.

[zukizuki08]

Chuck Norris lo tenía todo planeado desde el principio

[CrimsonDragonEX1]

chuck norris acted it, he wanted his enemy to have hope so he could crush it

[igorphodao]

he summoned a rocket luncher! LOL!

[JustMassive7]

Look ye now into the eyes of Chuck.

[funnyjuk]

If I was that helicopter pilot, I would have lit chuck's ass up using the missiles the moment I see him. Chuck would no doubt die because he may have the heart of steel but he isn't bullet proof.

[nowupdate]

we need a Call Of Duty

Chuck Norris Apocalipse

[QluisQl]

When Chuck Norris dies the universe won't exist.

[baddaboomb]

165 people felt a tap on their shoulder the second they clicked "thumbs down"

[jitjpie]

@baddaboomb its 177 now...

[UnitedKingdomDude5]

Chucks Norri's stare makes u kill urself.

[HarlequinBuckeye]

I can't believe these morons actually thought their attack chopper could kill Chuck Norris.

[notimez1]

No 1 is better then Chuck Norris not even god

thumbs up if u argree

[CPalmer022]

Chuck Norris is so awesome, he carrys a LAW rocket launcher in his back pocket!

[djparnate]

WHAT A SHIT CORNY FILM LOL

[botsysguy]

Crap. That look Chuck gave him was the same look he gave the bear that attacked him! Could it be that Chuck Norris is actually Yoda, too?

[acrobat7788]

Juuust a routine day for Chuck Norris.

[mrcomedy2001]

Jesus Christ, Chuck Norris and a normal man were on a boat. They had to get to land, but had no oars.

Jesus starts walking across the water, and finally makes it safely to the other side.

Chuck joins Jesus, and walks safely across too.

The normal man thought, if they can do it, I can do it. He walks out of the boat, falls into the water, and drowns.

Jesus frowns, looks at Chuck and says: "You think we should have told him about the rocks?"

Chuck looks back and says: "What rocks?

[GoldGriffin80]

@mrcomedy2001 Joke about Chuck all you want to, but don't joke about Jesus Christ, the only REAL savior this planet has.