satanist (Ølguttene)

[bornschizophrenic]

angelriderrecordz if you're on god's side you wouldn't need to destroy satanists,think you're holy and righteous? lol, you would accept them for them,don't act like a badass - I WILL FUCK YOU UP, not all satanists are looking to get you or up to no good. stupid god warrior...

[HardRocx1992]

TRANSLATION:

I have three sixes tatooed into my forehead

I have a lighter and a humongous can of gas

I have an apartment near the church

BECAUSE I AM A SATANIST!!

[HardRocx1992]

I have a lighter that i pretty soon will light up

I have a dream that all the churches soon will burn down

Down to the ground

Because I'm a SATANIST!!

[HardRocx1992]

Saaatanist, gasoline and a tiny spark

I'm burning the church down

I'm a satanist

I am a SATANIST!!!

[HardRocx1992]

I met a englishman downtown the other night

He said good evening and I said go to hell

I repeated it and told him again and again and again

[HardRocx1992]

I am a liar and are almost never honest

I drink cod-liver oil because I think it tastes like shit

I am in pain when things are fine

Because I am a SATANIST!!!

[HardRocx1992]

Saaatanist, the chuch got torched at last

As long as I live in this world I am a satanist

I am a SA-TAA-NIIIST!!!

[pipenissen]

Ølguttene på Garage i kveld!!! KOM! :D

[Nabo00o]

seems english people in general have a really hard time understanding norwegian humor :D

[HwyPony]

This is fucking stupid as hell, I want my 1:58 back, this is so lame it makes me want to piss on an electric fence.

[MrAnFilth]

Hi all! Who can write lyrics of this song?

Thanks:)

[mmoobbooyy]

@MrAnFilth add me on msn for lyrics

sondre_saur@hotmail.com :)

[shitdearuoynac]

JEG ELSKER DENNE SANGEN! FORDI JEG ER EN SATANIST

[vulcanix1]

the guy with the accordeon looks like the end of the world...

[levitan71]

hørte på denne en del når vi hadde kristlig Runke parti som regjering ja..

-_-

[joluf92]

sett denne på når jehovas vitne kommer på døra:)

[k12274]

islam will conquer the world in a 30 years or so, and finally you suckers will know what islam is about. it's about peace, yo motherfuckers, not about hitting buildings with airplanes and shit.

[fetpartey]

@k12274 Nigger Fuck!

[oyuncuadias]

god to create demon

[FerchiiJumper]

i need the lyrics

[TheArkei]

wtf

[perkele181]

bilde som vises ved 0:35 sekunder in i sangen er sikkert hengt opp i det hvite hus noen som vet ??

[oyuncuadias]

the bigest faith İSLAM fuck satanizm

[oyuncuadias]

@Hewhoshallnothing yiyosa türkiyeye gel lan fuck you fuck satanizm

[Naughtydallo]

@Hewhoshallnothing

hahahaha no u wrong motherfacker  Ur the one whoz in hell. soon U get that. islam is etrenal .

[jieco12]

Satan cn nevr b ne1's Lord. Cuz d Lord is the holiest most powerful one who loves us all i.e JESUS CHRIST. Pleas ask forgvness 4 abusing God. He wil always 4giv u + He always lovs u. Ps I LOVE JESUS

[skekord]

@jieco12 lol

[x6Metal6Chick6x]

@jieco12 Either, you're dislexic, or you're trying to relate to kids so you can rape them (as Christians do) what ever it is, typing that way is a terribal "method" of promoting ""Your views"" the more people write this shit the more I'm glad to be free from this plague you call Chriatianity.... Just fucking let us have our views, you have your veiws, and if you really think we'll burn in Hell, thats just your burdon to carry....Hey Pedo's leave us kids alone!!! :D

[bornschizophrenic]

@jieco12 learn to spell,christ weakling.

[LordEli]

This is ridiculous however. however the comedy of the person making a fool of themselves, prevents me from crushing their feeble and ignorant antics.

[Andhafell]

@LordEli it actually is a comedy song, it's not serious :p

[perkele181]

er det varg vikernes som synger her i fengslet eller ??

[lovham89]

@perkele181 nei faen han hyler jo bare dette er god stemme dette

[Warder73]

FUK ALL U HATERZ OUT THERE SATAN IS MY LORD! u all believe wat others tell u about satan and demons being evil it's not true become a satanist summon a ministry demon and ask it y the preists lie thts wat I did.

[pultesera]

så pervomoro! du vet hva du får når du blander en polakk med en satanist ..

en jævel til å plukke jordbær seff... ;-) sto bakpå DB.no i 96 eller noe sånn

[thedonkeyboy98]

wtf does some one really want to be with satan??



[Paolur]

@thedonkeyboy98 Of course! Satan is Lord!

[eproxymous]

@thedonkeyboy98 y wont u ask the other way around? y u want to be with Jesus fucking christ? u will get ur answer

[Zodist]

This song shall be a hit.Gold

[MrWootboy]

lenge leve satan

[glytzhkof]

Herlig livsanskuelse: "...jeg drikker tran fordi jeg syns det smaker jævlig".

[Ofidron]

Go, Olguttene, go ! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaa !!!

[levitan71]

herlig sang XD

[lovham89]

hvem er han på trekkspill har sett bilde før heter bandet øl uttene? har kunn sett plakat i brgen by nermere jul tider..

[AshtarKommando]

haahahahahahaaha fucking nice song.

could someone translate the lyrics to english please ? i just understand it nearly.. ^^

[TheDarkLight777]

the sign on the first picture is in czech and means "A journey to hell beginns at us" ;)

[suchadambidiot]

sick(the good way)

[irmgardaelais]

that`s great! greetings from Poland!!!

[yokohama4]

roar kleven på sit beste :) husker når di hadde sin storhets tid på 90tallet :) di turde ikke ha koserter på grunn av denne sangen, for alle satanistenne skulle ta dem :)

[xyqk]

and its a regular boy in this video..or who is it?

[Chim3ri5]

ОХТЫЖ ЁПТА!!! XD

[TheWtfStudios]

hvor finner man det bildet "20 millioner gjør noe med humøret!"? Epic skal ha det som bakgrunn! :D

[pipenissen]

@TheWtfStudios Har prøvd å søke på nettet! Finner det faen meg ikke. :(

Han som laget videoen må da vite det?

[death6death]

fuck you, va toma no cu filho da puta , bitch, suck my ass

[xNakmuayx]

haha det er so utrolig morsom :D

[atrumira]

Burning public buildings & potentially endangering lives (even though this is a joke) is not funny.

[Paolur]

@atrumira Of course it is.

[interrnett]

999 MOHAHAHA!!



[byTemari]

0:15, haha love it! ;D

[Roarrsk]

Jeg har det vondt, og det er bra!!!:D

[TRBNGR666]

beautiful

[hellscan]

Im a christian metalhead, and I think this is funny!

[lollipopp41]

WTF!? IDIOT!!!!!

[Shercko]

@lollipopp41 What?

[5005qwerty]

satanic trash metal

[fangros]

verdens beste sang ;D ( nei eg er faen meg ikkje satanist )

[Simogun2]

@fangros Ikke e heller, selvom jeg hører på Gorgoroth, er fan av Burzum og Varg Vikernes (ikke for det han har gjort da) og mange andre satanistiske band!

[Khalimovskyy]

Ølguttene-Satanist I like this song =)

[longmage4]

dette er mongosnusk

[Simogun2]

@longmage4 Hip hop er mongosnusk

[TotalNekro]

Det här borde bli Norges nya nationalsång.

[Simogun2]

@TotalNekro LOL SATAN, genialt, kom akkurat til å tenke på all den satanistiske musikken og Varg Vikernes osv vi har her i Norge! Det passet bra inn :o

[RoninAway]

Det er genialt!

[ffh8666]

115 folk uten humor

[Erooo]

Det här är en av de få saker som är bra som kommit "fra nööööörgäää"! Knulla en gris och släpp en fis! HAEHREURH"! TUT TUT!

[Enysvar]

ROFL was that mortiis I saw ?

[Enysvar]

ROFL

[CyberDoodles]

haha this song could be played at a kids party xD

[xXHorseplayXx]

@CyberDoodles im playing this at my party!!!!!!! xD

[gnojpapol]

christianity is a plague from middle east, wich ruined the culture of our european forefathers

[Nabo00o]

@gnojpapol

Næ, viking culture was much worse. Christianity is a middle-in-between good old paganism and what we should be doing....

[Andhafell]

korr kan æ last ned sangen her :D?

[jagim888]

@Andhafell youtube downloader :)

[Andhafell]

@jagim888 takker

[fightdead831]

@jagim888 kan du legga ut ein link?? plz

[buuz3112]

@Andhafell

Køb cd'en, hvis den kan fås. Understøt bandet istedet for at downloade.

[DomingoCorriente]

Just thought I'd add that this song originally was lighter and warmer (get it?) and called "Optimist". Makes it even funnier. PS: Love the picture of George W. Bush in there.

[JTBringe]

The nicest people are actually rockers, metalheads and satanics :P

They might look mean, but in 98% of the cases, they're swell people.

[pipenissen]

Bow beforme me my minions!

[xerxesmv]

the song, is it new Gorgoroth?

[nesossin]

lo meg skakk av "20 millioner gjør noe med humøret"

[crotatechannel]

i got a christian friend that ass hole is a motherfucker he punsh me all the fucking time and im sick of it he weak but he allways rut to his parrents when i am beat the shit hole out of him, and i got many friends who belin\ve in satan etc. they are not ass holes i belive in satan becase that little fuckt up ass hole ima beat the shit out of him !!!!

[hAtEiSmYfAvOrItEwOrd]

@crotatechannel geeesss calm down dude

[lezvarthok]

@crotatechannel learn to spell. learn to beat the shit out of him with your wits and laugh about it. then lick my shoes and wear a pink tütü.

[87deathgod]

where can i get this song its awsome

[ZombieGas666]

this would actaully sound tight if an actual black metal band was singing this, maybe darkthrone..with there sound >:)

[MrSINDRE12345]

bra sang ;D

[nordost8888]

Прикольная песенка XD уухаха.... хочу ещё креатива)).. nice song))

[algar0th]

People need to realize that this is a fucking parody.

[SilverAsakura]

@algar0th Parody of what?

[fightdead831]

@SilverAsakura jan teigen optimist

[Simogun2]

@SilverAsakura Jan Teigen - Optimist, and this is just made for fun! :p

[algar0th]

@SilverAsakura The early norwegian black metal scene. Mayhem and Burzum and church burnings etc. If you understand norwegian it's really quite hilarious.

[sh0rter]

Dette er så sinnsykt kult! Digger denne sangen

[paulbogle666]

hellhounds rule

[TheSamael1972]

Бельфегор велик!На хер чизеза.

[Ikkiku]

lol bilde på 0:18 xD

[Glennandre96]

Jeg vet hvem som har spilt inn denne sangen :) min musikk lærer :D de synger/spiller om en som satt i fengsel for 1 år siden som var helt idiot.. bare litt info for dere som ikke vet :)

[sandeyboy]

@Glennandre96

Har du Roar som lærer?

[Zodist]

Lol Thank God I,m an Atheist.Hail Satan.

[TheNorweagian]

666

[Vegheim]

taaaaaarrrds

[Nerouss]

FUCK YESUS!

[freatvdik]

retards

[jamboluff]

eg e kansje ikkje ein satanist, men eg blir så provosert av alle uvitende som skal folk så unødvendig dårlig rykte, satanisme handle ikkje om kirkebrenning eller hate gud, satanister e fredlige og har respekt for andre folk og religioner.

[jamboluff]

@jamboluff samme kan eg sei om dei som kaller andre for EMO, emo e ikkje ein livsstil, men ein tilstand, du kan ikkje sjå på folk at dei e emo, og desuten sjølv om nåken kutter seg sjølv betyr da ikkje at dei e emo, mange folk gjer da bare for oppmerksomhet, ekte emoer gjer da fordi at når ein kutter seg sjølv så utløser hjernen eit hormon som gjer deg i bedre humør, ein slags trøst.

EG E LEI AV AT FOLK KALLE MEG SATANIST ELLER EMO BARE PÅ GRUNN AV KORLEIS EG KLER MEG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HARTVEDT85]

@jamboluff Feeling with you, bro.

[YellowMagi]

Many anti-satanists need to take an anger-management course. Chillax duudes.

[TheHeine001]

faen verdes beste sang den er helt jævelig FUCK kristen

[jamboluff]

@TheHeine001 faen så uvitende folk e, satanisme handle ingenting om anti-kristendom eller kirkebrenning, satanisme handle ikkje om vonde ting, satanister har faktisk respekt for andre religioner!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[crotatechannel]

@ahsan9955  1. do you fucking belive hell and heaven is true ?!?!? 2 we have go trough hevan and do you know wahat happand ? we conme too spase. is like a million resons tha all gods dont is true and whay am i an satanist I HATE ALL RELIGIONS i will go to satan more than god if they are real fuck religones

[FlightoftheNazgul666]

Lol Christianity is gay vv

[Y0Y0uk]

Hahahahaha girls with make up so scare mang! Bunch of long hair pussys. Satan can rest in piss

[Osteballer]

Hehe... jeg skjønner ikke at folk klager på denne sangen... jeg er kristen, og har vært det i alle år, men når jeg var liten gikk jeg og kompiser rundt og sang på denne... faen heller jeg liker den fremdeles jeg:p

[ahsan9955]

Fuck u satanist's go and fuck ur mom in hell while we other can chill in paradice. FUCK U FUCKING ASSHOLES WICH CANT DO A FUCK WITH UR LIFE, GO BURN WITH UR SATAN ASSHOLES :)

[iggywow]

@ahsan9955 Bad troll is bad

[Vectraburner]

LOL, u oviously dont see the humor in this one :P

[jamboluff]

@ahsan9955 satanists don't have anything to do with hating god or burning church, satanist's are peacefull, they respect other people and religions, you don't know anything about satanists

[ushrark]

@ahsan9955 its your hell, you burn in it

[ahsan9955]

lol

[ahsan9955]

Satanist's shud go and burn in hell u mofockers, while we other wil chill in Paradice. FUCK U FUCKING SATANIST'S GO TO HELL U MOTHAFUCKINGS HOMO'S :)

[BullseyeIX]

I think HPapenfus is trolling

[tyger2011gotsupsend]

the next youtube poop sound 1:49 - 1:58

[casinomann]

Its English, you morron!

[TrygviMurt]

This songs makes me feel Satan rushing through my veins, it rejuvenates me, urges me to vigorously complete everything Satan, the King, had in store for this Universe. I feel everything coming together in unison, a perfectly symmetrical life and death, and Satan completes me in all of this. For it is true: Jag ar en satanist.

[akahina666]

wow holy shit you make me sick. sorry but your forsaken angel is not gona win. or else everything will become nothing.

[TrygviMurt]

You also have 666 in you, it is even in your name. Like it or not, we are all one, we are the same, we are all under Satan, the King. Today, everything is nothing, but soon nothing shall become everything, and Satan will rise up from the ashes.

[akahina666]

thats just supersticious. i lik that #. and satan is not the "king". you are acting like this cuz you think your cool. and its not gona get u any attention. so give up the bullshit. satan hates all humans. that is the reason why he left God. he hates you to. and if he could; he would destroy you. the only reason he cant is because God has the power to protect me and you. you will recieve NOTHING from that angel.

[TrygviMurt]

Me and Satan shall hold hands and laugh wholeheartedly in your face, as we victoriously gaze into the depths of your soul and see nothing but defeat, guilt and regret. The day is nearer than you suspect.

[akahina666]

wholeheartedly? HA! you nor satan have a heart! BELIEVE ME. I AM NOT SCARED OF YOU OR YOUR FUCKING SO CALLED KING. SATAN IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THE LORD. FOR OUR FATHER THE ALMIGHTY SHALL SMIGHT YOUR DEMONIC ANGEL. YOUR DAY IS NEARER THEN YOU THINK MY CONFUSED BROTHER, AND IT IS YOU WHO WILL WEAP FOR FORGIVNESS AND HAVE NOTHING BUT GUILT AND REGRET.

[lordalastor99]

@akahina666: Hail Victorious Satan!

[HPapenfus]

Ha Ha Ha satan will rice up from the ashes, so what you are saying is that satan is already defeated because he is all ashes. Great comment! It just shows you that when you become a satanist satan takes your logic so that you cant even express yourself properly. Praise God Yhoshua amen.

[akahina666]

see? looks like im not the only one around here who sees this is just a little angsty teen who wants to be different

[HPapenfus]

1Co 16:22 If any man love not the Lord Jesus Christ, let him be Anathema Maranatha.

1Co 16:23 The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you.

I pray the blood of Christ that defeated all evil over you, your comments and any harm you would like to do. I return every curse you may have sent out and will send out in the future to any one back to you 100 fold and I bind it to you by the blood of Christ. In Jesus name is ask this. Amen.

[6555435435]

пошли все на хуй!

[Kikki118]

Fuck yeah \m/

[Jchrist420]

Hah, i think i'm going to steal the acordian idea for halloween... Dimmu spill pwns tho.

[brunib0y]

Roar!

[oxonthewall]

rar sang...

[GliderKeyTrade]

Det var en gang en mann

[mattirap]

itago ka du hette?

[WitchyMoonChild]

if you believe in satan and the devil, then you must believe in god, as satan is a christian concept. I on the other hand, dont believe in either..

[8121994]

This video really sucked, and I'm from Norway so I know it !

[rockman22]

Lol, you dont have to be from Norway to know the video sucks.

[8121994]

Well, du you know what they are singing ?

[rockman22]

Oh, no, but I guess knowing would make it even more lame im sure. Please translate.

[rockman22]

Wait, yes I do, the lyrics are on the right. Any yeah, that makes the video extra lame.

When are you guys gonna burn some more churches for real?

[TheOscarzimmermann]

nei de skal nok ikke det det er en ganske ironisk tekst

[Fantoft666Aske]

og det er en parodi om Jan teigens "optimist" xD

[naplam79]

hmm..a boy playing in the shop..sit near the empty gallon and make some fun..rest of the vedio i fall asleep for a while..cant remember what that point with satanist..

[KimBeamNOR]

If you are religous.. GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!! Satan is fucking God in the ass while God sucks Allah`s dick, Buddah gently sitting on the side laughing, recording the whole scene..

[MikaelLV]

@KimBeamNOR, Allah is the muslim term for God, so basicly they are the same person, but that dosen't matter because i'm an atheist

[0924276479]

Fuck It

[SophiaVonHelgastein]

"And the devil who deceived them, was thrown into the lake of burning sulfur where the beast and the false prophet had been thrown. They will be tormented day and night for ever and ever!" Revelation 20:10 ------- "But the cowardly, unbelieving, vile, murderers, sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars shall have their place in the lake of burning sulfur." Revelation 21:8

[HPa]

Fantastic love your comment. The Word of God is sharper than a double edge sword.