Vanilla Chris - "Dykes Dykes China"

[superpikachu11]

He would be a little better if he didn't record with a toaster.

Just a little.

[smile221]

Vivian and the Hamsty girls

[0scarisaiah]

I can tell you love me. Let's go and hanky panky

[DoctorLazers]

Probably my favourite Chris fan video.

[jonaspwillams]

did he say "i love 6 year olds" @ 1:17-1:21?

wtf

[CinnabonChan]

Why does this portly thirty something want lesbians and porcelain so much?

[DoctorLazers]

@CinnabonChan What do you mean lesbians and porcelain? He is clearly talking about embankments to regulate water flow and an East Asian country.

[CinnabonChan]

@DoctorLazers What a peculiar person he is.

[DoctorLazers]

@CinnabonChan Indeed. A lot of people hate on him and outright insult him. Personally I don't hate him, I find him hilarious, he's an endless source of entertainment.

[pingashammer]

vanilla ice sure let himself go

[CCPcakes]

This is pretty damn funny.

[JeffroTV]

I wish I would have thought of this! Great video!

[walkinginsun21]

r4cist mutch chris

[Sabohaque]

What.... a dickgirl!?

[TheDarkShaolin]

Omg...i actually fell off my bed laughing! Sooo funny! Great job! :') x

[RiflemanJohnson]

no homo

no homo

[AduIfHitIar]

"me and megan best friends for live"

bahahahahaha!

[ilackedtheheart]

Chris Chan and Vanilla Ice have one thing in common. They're both Juggalos.

[Urmean15]

Oh, what!? A dickgirl!

[pobody69]

Dykes!

Dykes!

China!

[BrendonSmall456]

Of all the people I've known with aspergers, none of them were homophobic manchildren like chris-chan

[malekkd]

@BrendonSmall456 He doesn't have aspergers, he has autism. But of all the autistic people I know, none of them are like ChrisChan either.

[TheSorrowsGhost]

Virgin virgin virgin virgin

[deividas56]

Dykes ftw.

[hurrrdurr112]

Cwcville's sex-symbol.

[ChristinaWolfle]

its ashbergers.. he must have assburgers

[ClementRedneck]

Good sound for my Ipod, thx !

[satinsguard]

I have assburgers. This guy doesn't have it, because I smell at least 10 extra chromosomes.

[superkeijikun]

owut...a dickgirl

[localvandals]

We can hanky panky,

so I can tell you love me.

Let's go hanky panky!

[porygonlover322]

Was the "I'm straight... I'm /straight/!" part edited, or did he really sound that unsure at one point?!

[TwinUzis]

@porygonlover322

That was unedited. I forget the video, but that's how he said it.

[Megan80]

I smell a new "Garbage Day!"

[FoxyMamaRox]

I'm pretty sure he was meant to be a girl.

[ChristinaWolfle]

@FoxyMamaRox wow no need to inmsult females

[FoxyMamaRox]

@ChristinaWolfle Well, that was pretty harsh. D: I take it back.

[HeWhoIsIAm420]

@ChristinaWolfle But they are total cunts!

[JoelDAnger5588]

"Love..is hell."

[captainghey]

0:43 - 2 in the dykes, 2 in the china

[huckapoo2jordan]

KUDOSSSSS

[evilass334]

Pressure pushing down on me

Pressing down on you no man ask for

Under pressure - that burns a building down...

wrong song

[grainne1g]

Chris-chan shits assburgers. A hobos favorite meal!

[Tjay1r]

best remix ever.

[Zolomar]

I vote for an it's tricky remix called ITS JULAAAY.

[theaxeman1488]

@Zolomar Damn it, now someone has to make one.

[BrawlYoshi]

Only difference is that CWC was never popular.

[0scarisaiah]

Oh I can tell you love me. Let's go and hanky panky.

[SeanStrife]

@personmcdudeburger Yes... to Islam.

[Funkybob2]

Step 1: Go to Google and type "Kick the Autistic" in the search bar.

Step 2: Click the first link.

Step 3: Open this song in a new tab

Step 4: Play the game while listening to this

Step 5: Enjoy

Seriously, the music syncs up with it incredibly well.

[SeanStrife]

@Funkybob2 This is amazing, good sir.

[Anathema1984]

18 people are virgins with rage who disliked this

[appleman1324]

lol whats the original video of this called

[JeffroTV]

@appleman1324 Message to China.

[doyouwash1]

Best video on YouTube!

[shadowangel111]

"..... What?? A dick girl??" XD

[Popanator2010]

This is good, I laughed until I cried!

[Beatngubitch]

This guy is mildly retarded with ego problems . . .

[j13res]

schadenfreude!

[Membrane556]

Need to add some flashes of pics of stuff from from China and pics of Meiling from Touhou as she's nicknamed China every time he says China.

[TheFourthHouse]

Better than the original song.

[SRH911]

Somewhere vanilla ice is crying

[CKO92]

@SRH911 Or contemplating a lawsuit. :D

[SergeantLuke]

It's funny how good a rapper he can be when he isn't trying to. When he DOES try... god help you.

[MahajiHaji]

I showed a mentally challenged kid with a speech impediment, and he was like "Man this guys fuckin' retarded"

[shackafaggot]

@MahajiHaji

I call bullshit on this. No mentally retarded person would say that.

[Zest4Death]

@shackafaggot My brother has autism and he calls people retarded all the time

[mryoshi1221]

@Zest4Death haha

im autistic and i do the same thing

[shackafaggot]

@Zest4Death

Autism isn't the same as retarded. A truly retarded person wouldn't behave like that, have you seen one?

[Zest4Death]

@shackafaggot Yeah my mother actually worked in disabilities for about ten years. Of course a truly retarded person wouldn't act like Chris. Chris is that one in a billion that social skills/ a horrible personality/ bad morals and creepiness would be present despite his autism. The fact that he uses his autism as an excuse for the disgusting things he does is just proof that he is a despicable person.

[insertnickname]

@Zest4Death

Exactly. Most people with down syndrome or other mental disabilities are usually nice and kind, at least those i happened to meet over the years.

Calling chris retarded would be an insult to all those nice people.

[shackafaggot]

I wasn't talking about retarded people not being like Chris, I meant a retarded guy, from my understanding, wouldn't say "Man this guys fuckin' retarded." Your autistic brother might, but autism isn't retardation. Right? That was my point.

[eivgr1]

Chris is my anti-hero. <3 I want to be the opposite of him if I grow up.

[44ch1m]

this is what happens to people with aspergers when they have only positive feedback. people with aspergers who had parents that raised them to function as those without it do not act like this.

[shadowangel111]

@44ch1m Coming from an aspie who was raised normally, I agree

[DackWallace]

Jesus fuck... I have been diagnosed with Ass-burgers myself, and I don't think that's what this dude has. I smell an extra chromosome or three.

[analblazer666]

@DackWallace ass burgers is not autism. According to Dr Chandler, Aspergers syndrome is nothing like autism, and all they want is to take the limelight away FROM THE TRUE AND HONEST AUTISTICS.

[Kamikuru77]

@analblazer666 that's odd since my life partner was diagnosed with both

[Shavarnarak]

@DackWallace

Oh Chris has aspergers. Just he has a shitload of other mental problems as well, and you probably don't.

Plus Chris has the IQ of a sack of manure, and the maturity of about a six year old.

Basically he belongs in a loony bin, but he's running around free, and lulz as such ensue.

[themagnumx11]

@DackWallace

You don't have Aspergers. You'd know how to spell it if you... oh wait nevermind. Sorry about that. Wait, nevermind again, not all autistics aren't as stupid as Chris-chan. Wait, but...

You get the point. Derp.

[KonekoneFukkatsu]

That logic doesn't work for all conditions. ^^;; You think that all the people with meningococcal disease could spell it, even though they have it? And of course, there's the cruel twist of fate that dyslexics have to try and spell the name of their condition, when declaring any disabilities.

[TwinUzis]

@DackWallace

Ditto. Same here.

[Kamikuru77]

@DackWallace yeah i'm pretty sure he lied... I mean come on it sounds WAY better to announce yourself as a high functioning autistic instead of oh hey *drools* I'm missing a chromosome *grinds teeth and speaks gibbrish*

[agrosanta99]

@DackWallace An extra chromosome would make him more advanced, no? D:

You mean a missing chromosome or three, methinks o3o

[Sassafrasishxc]

@agrosanta99 Extra chromosomes guarantee the exact opposite of being "advanced."

Genetic disorders like Down Syndrome are the result of extra chromosomes.

THE MORE YOU KNOW!

[Sassafrasishxc]

@agrosanta99 Extra chromosomes guarantee the exact opposite of being "advanced."

Genetic disorders like Down Syndrome are the result of extra chromosomes.

THE MORE YOU KNOW!

[agrosanta99]

@Sassafrasishxc Danke, mein hard hatted freind!

Seriously, though. Chris is several gene pools short of human. He's like, Homo Sapien -3 :I

[Sassafrasishxc]

@agrosanta99 Well that is certainly true. =3

[chitoryu12]

@DackWallace

Unfortunately, there are papers and evidence that confirms his autism. This is what happens when an autistic is raised like shit and given a persecution complex, entitlement problems, a massive ego, and allowed to stay emotionally stunted.

[Barl3000]

@DackWallace Nah it is Aspergers, he is of relatively normal intelligence, but he grew up in an environment that was toxic to his condition and has allowed him to spin completely out of control. A lot of social factors have contributed to the creation of Chris-Chan, Aspergers is only one of them.

[agrosanta99]

@Barl3000 Agree'd. Chris could have been a relatively normal guy if his parents, Barb more than anything. Bob, not so much, hadn't kept him so sheltered and socially cut off from everyone else. She even made him wear those stripe jumpers, so people would know he was "special". I he thought it was a different kind of special, and through many years of social isolation, his ego being strengthened, and living on stereotypes, became what he is. No different from the child he was 20 years ago.

[heihei2300]

Im a Aspie and this guy makes me sick

[TheCryoScales]

So goddamned funny

[SlasherCheetah]

STRESSURE, SINKING ME DOWN TO SLUMBER, SINKING ME DOWN TO SLUMBER NO MATTER WHAT

[FlameAdder]

I'm so proud of my aspie brother, because Chris makes him look like a functioning member of society.

[KopperNeoman]

He's as straight as a C...

[murasakiryu]

Brilliant!

[Eathanskies]

oh god i lol'd

[halowarrior1000]

"I hate you all With all my hatred me and megan best friends for LIFE!.. not crystal!" Best part. : D

[hardkoregamer999]

china rymes with vagina :D LOL!

[halowarrior1000]

@hardkoregamer999 Thats what he refers to vagina has. "Give me china please!!!"

[hardkoregamer999]

@halowarrior1000 the funny thing is he will never get china or hanky panky LOL

[subtlecynicism7]

Hahahahaha 'I... love... six year olds..."

[Kainlarsen]

@subtlecynicism7 Me too, dude... me too.:D

[Rahnzakh]

the 15 dislikes are probably chris on sock accounts

[XtianWestendShamer]

@Rahnzakh no i disliked this

[win70supershadow]

awesome, don't even need autotune.

[Shinzu92]

14 people don't like china.

[DarkRoseTheVampwolf]

I can has the new rick roll? xD

[LeLouchHaru12]

@DarkRoseTheVampwolf Yez you can.

[DarkRoseTheVampwolf]

@LeLouchHaru12 yay!! :D

[glidepunch1534]

he said u want some hanky panky. thats fuvked up

[DarkRoseTheVampwolf]

Chris Chan = Pedo Bear XD I love six year olds,oh chis,you! xD

[evilass334]

only thing i gotta say...he is better then vanilla ice O_o

[ambrosiaplatypus]

Vuvuzela button.

[BlockishMark86]

I think I will go to church three times a day to thank God I'm not Chris Chan.

[StrawberryGashed]

This...Thing...Whatever it is, it makes me proud to be called an Assburger's Kid.

[TheMrNamefag]

Have any of you ever heard Ricky Gervais laugh? I sounded exactly like him while watching this.

[BlazeSMW]

''Love god or else

We can hanky panky''

Now I love God like no-one has ever done before. Hmm.

[DaFatCa7]

I'm mildly artistic, and this video embarrasses me and the entire art community.

[analblazer666]

@DaFatCa7 HA! I get it. (I think)...

[ClydeCash1976]

Greatest music video ever.

[glitchypunk]

This is the only bad one that can't be set as a typical example of humanity.

[WildFungus]

@glitchypunk he can't help it he was raised by a Lumberjack Machop and a wild Snorlax

[TakoKingEatsTakoyaki]

"I hate you all with all my hatered"

[JC2Vids]

someone should kill it.

[themagnumx11]

Is this a parody of Under Pressure or Ice Ice Baby?

[TheCaliforniaWitch]

@themagnumx11 Judging that the title refers to him as Vanilla Chris, it's probably Ice Ice Baby.

[Juraga2]

@themagnumx11

... They're the same thing....

[DomoDiGGSz]

no life dude lol

[lamnaa]

Lol claw of fail.

[HiMyNameIsRoxi]

I hope Chris-chan never leaves the internet <3

[tylerssonic]

this guy is a fatass

[LatestUFOSightings]

no homo, no homo

[mcgrowlrulez]

you are my goddess vivi u win teh innernets

[xSinderElliex]

"I love six year olds!"

[SlavicDemon]

0:42 OG Sonichu.

[Elsbeebee]

DYKES

DYKES

CHINA!

[woolady]

shutup you idiot

[TheElectricDreamer93]

*claps*

Amazing.

[GameFreak982928]

Vivitheg.... You're awesome.

[KimeramonRocks]

So, if loves dykes, does that mean he likes those manly lesbians or something?

[BlazeSMW]

Because shouting slang for masculine woman and the name of a communist country certainly proves you're straight.

Am I right?

[aryoshie]

Y'know.. I have moobs and I have for awhile, but compared to the FIRST thing I saw here which is flat out tits, not moobs, I feel like I've never had them. Btw. Platinum right here.

[carrotcarp]

True story.

[NLMDA1123]

Oh what... a dick girl!

[carrotcarp]

Dykes Dykes, China!!

[TastyBrick]

Thanks for blowing mine and many other Chris Chan videos out the water.

[TheElectricDreamer93]

I demand this in autotune form nao! :D

[nickadoo50]

DO IT YOURSELF

[rAdziu993]

oh what?a dickgirl?

[AlansTrance09]

Here you, there the biggest breasts ave ever seen, ya dick.

[Tripo1iSamson]

Words of wisdom from Chris

[peterthekingofpie]

LOL this is so fucking genius!!

I hate you all with all my hatred! xD

[Shavarnarak]

If you're ever in doubt and you don't know what to do, then think to yourself;

'What would Chris-Chan do?'

Then for the love of all that's holy do NOT fucking do that. Do the opposite!

[darthteej1]

@Shavarnarak Chris Chan is my role model.

[SyberSid]

Needs moar autotune.

[SonicobbsessedR2]

this song is the #1 hit of 2009.

[ParasiticAngel]

True story.

[ClownVonDavid]

IT'S BEAUTIFUL

[zomgthesoftness]

Run this through auto-tune a few times and it'll be a masterpiece for the ages.

[ProveItBro]

@zomgthesoftness you can't autotune chrischan

[DoctorBeardface]

@zomgthesoftness You are the dork of ages

[smoffelol]

@DoctorBeardface you are the loser of ages

[tecneon]

sweet

[EltBerserker]

mmmmmmmmmmm

[HeartBreak1x]

I'm uploading this guy in the Chinese Interwebs. I'm sure the folks back home would love this guy.

[ferrarimanf355]

I'm mildly autistic, and this guy embarrasses me.

[Shavarnarak]

@ferrarimanf355

Chris is a disgrace to all autistics of any sort.

it's like the guy tries to make 'autistic' synonymous with 'retarded'.

[TheHamrabiSquad]

There's absolutely nothing wrong about being autistic, but there's definitely something wrong about being Chris-Chan

[sonic1285]

You have my pity :(