Malcolm McDowell-Scene from If....

[iheartyoursoul]

At Boarding School. So much like this. fml

[jagara1]

I went to a boarding school - Clayesmore - where the head of Music used to spank the boys with a naked hand on their bare buttocks (the only teacher who would not use a slipper nor allow the boys to keep their trousers on while being spanked).

He is now Sir Peter Newson-Smith.

[anunfittingname2]

Wow? The rivers are flowing with hard nails. What did you do?

[gazzymodo]

The Cane was a powerful deterent, i saw, & felt it on the hand, and the Arse !! Thankyou mr Goodhew & mr Schimmons !

[oasisgirl1978]

i want to be a teacher at this school, so that i can disipline malcolm in my own way...;-)

[DOO1]

@oasisgirl1978 i laughed pretty hard at that comment :D

I would too... i would...

[wiredboy27]

yeah this film is around, the name of it is 'If....' 4 periods.

[kwalfish]

you mean that bit of wool on your tit?

[tescocadaver]

The Mick Travis trilogy of films are the most underrated films in British film history.

[IntroitusM]

PWNED Rowntree

[cyclepod1]

I only missed 'the cane' in my independent school.This type of conversation more or less happened every week. It was a power struggle.

[DaisyLiveChannel]

does anyone know where i can find the movie in its entirety?

[tinytina789]

@DaisyLiveChannel buy it in hmv.

[lastpostbugler]

@DaisyLiveChannel My GOD.....The officers mess of the grenadier guards....in civies!!!!!!!!!! Nice tosee some things havn't changedLOL.

[GameOfYears]

The thing I hate about you Rowntree is the way you give Coca-Cola to your scum and your best teddy bear to Oxfam, and expect us to lick your frigid fingers for the rest of your frigid life.

What does he mean?

[fuzzballzz36]

@GameOfYears You probably know that Oxfam is a charity organization...Travis means that Rowntree makes little token gestures toward respectability, yet gives favors to his little pets, after whom he lusts...and then expects the boys to see him as some pillar of respectability and moral uprightness. It's a comment on Rowntree's hypocrisy.

[fuzzballzz36]

@GameOfYears It helps if you've seen the rest of the movie, which I don't know if you have or not.

[MichaelTravis3]

What, no responses for a year! Coming as I do to this post as the third of my name (apparently), I say this is surely the finest moment in any British film ever. I exaggerate, of course and no doubt, but can you name a finer? (And where are you, MichaelTravises1 and 2?)

[BlitzingPastizzi]

@MichaelTravis3 I want to get ahold of this DVD but I don't think I can get it in Australia, sadly. The very few scenes I have watched, it fits under the heading of "classic".

[bstn11]

@BlitzingPastizzi Woo just found out, this was filmed at my school WOOO

[thatgirlkelly1]

1:00 I can see the ultra-violence on his face.

[CLUTWO]

I've been such a huge fan of Malcolm ever since seeing Clockwork Orange

[anorak64]

One of the most memorable moments of 'If....' and which launches the film from a new pad. Those who haven't seen it will have to watch it from here on!

[Meeriio]

Who else watches this scene with their mind simply just saying; .....singning in the rainnn :)

=/

[ESSUU1]

@Meeriio "Who else watches this scene with their mind simply just saying; .....singning in the rainnn :)" <- me, me , ME!! :D

[Katetanic]

Man, he was young!

[Fersomling]

I haven't seen this since the 80s!

[oasisgirl1978]

luv him! 1 of the best actors ever! he's on my top ten sexiest men from the uk on my website.

[tonyurbanowski]

Try gloucestershireonscreen co uk for a behind the scenes look at this film and where it was made!

[cartoonhead10]

Brilliant line very Dylanesque !

[tehnatureboy]

McDowell is a fkin badass

[komradhall]

classic

[Linz748916]

One of the best lines ever!!!!! Thanks for posting. Does anyone have the scene where they steal the BSA from the bike showroom?

[JLRoberson]

One of my five favorite movie scenes, like, ever.

[carlmhbarenbrug]

This is such a wonderful and defiant scene. McDowell really is an incredible actor.

[spiralcosmosart]

1:36 classic flawless articulate defiant cutthroat insult "The thing I hate about you roundtree is the way you give Coca-Cola to your scum and your best Teddy bear to Oxfam and expect us to lick your frigid fingers for the lest of your frigid life"

[witchman67]

This is one of my favorite movies.

[f16c5212345]

lol thats the dude from a clockwork orange

[daisyrandone08]

killing lineee wow.

:D

[DetectiveKolibri]

Does anyone know where to watch the movie on the internet? Would be a great help!

[TheWho1231]

its on youtube i made it into a playlist featured on my page.

[funnydude15number2]

this reminds me of when I was in high school. If I were in High school In the UK or something

[Glamagal20091]

Run in the corridor!

If we had done that at school we'd have been lambasted.

[lauriebooth]

I agree with you, if I had run in the corridors of my boarding school it would have meant the stick.

[418mhzcablefree]

Vide well Malc.......... What, what.

[pix042]

I would more than likely have been expelled from this school for murdering Rowntree.

[xaxie1]

i am going to start the next school revelution :D

[xxreebeexxfitzyxx]

That bit of wool on your tit LMAO !! haha :) ... 

Does anyone know where I can watch this for freee PLEASE!! :)

[ESSUU1]

@xxreebeexxfitzyxx I downloaded it from uTorrent Or somewhere! it was hard to find, but i found it! just search :p

[sandybeaches15]

malcolm mcdowell is hottt :P

[stevai6732]

@sandybeaches15 He is very handsome (This is coming from a straight guy.). More importantly though he's a great actor, and is in my opinion, the coolest anti-hero ever in A Clockwork Orange.

[cyclecourier]

great film and great scene.

[frostymoviesjp]

i like his newphus acting

but malcome is better !

[steelyman08]

Nice work with the post. Classic McDowell and an epic film.

[clockiewitch]

malcolm was so sexy back in the day

[Ladytalon]

He was indeed, but I prefer him with his white hair *fans self*

[RadioDivine]

That He Was,

Ah How I Wish He Was Younger In Our Days.

[xevanescencex4evax]

i agree with you so much :'(

[pyro43261]

That's an awesome line. Can anyone give me a short (spoiler free) synopsis on this film?

[ACOFan19]

It's about a british boy, Mick Travis (Malcolm McDowell) who lives at a private school in England. Eventually he and his friends get so tired of the people running it there, that they decide to get revenge.. (dun dun dun..XD)

I think that's all I can say without spoiling it, lol.

[colt45isbest]

Anyone who went to a private/boarding school & felt like really hitting back at the rules can sympathise with this film... Go Mick!! lol

[ldnkid]

Amen.

[imjustgay]

The thing I hate about you Rowntree is the way you give Coca-Cola to your scum and your best teddy bear to Oxfam, and expect us to lick your frigid fingers for the rest of your frigid life.

[kawaiitoboe]

Malcolm Mcdowell sure was DELICIOUS!!!

[ACOFan19]

I agree. And that's an understatement if you ask me... :P

[pix042]

when I was at primary school a master denigrated me after I spent hours writing a beautiful page in italics. I was naturallyu scared of him at the time, being 10, however, I have not forgotten his effrontery.

[Krzyszczynski]

"I serve the nation." OK, but if you're going to take that much pride in so doing, then at least have your bloody tie on straight!!

[fremlinskent]

I love this film so much. Alas, I'm a bit like Mick and open my big trap just when it should be closed.

Mick is one of my heroes...

[thegafferlives]

Classic scene.

[GhostWatching]

An Excellent film, a Masterpiece ! Thankyou for posting this.

[aeraice]

that bit of wool on your tit- LOL !!!

[iwint2kolej]

Holy shit. Malcolm McDowell was so hot then.

[fulaope]

i would thrash his bare buttocks

[Bizarronumber4]

I'm seeing this classic next Thursday on the big screen. One of Lindsay Anderson and Malcolm MacDowell's best films!

[dollydot123]

Is McDowell fit in this scene or what?

[shrikechan]

"You mean that bit of wool on your tit?" :D

[HipJipC]

One of the best British actors of all time along with Anthony Hopkins!

[yoochoobb]

Same here! My two favourite actors.

[aymiie0x]

anyone got the bit after this?

[shandor04]

I would love to meet Malcolm McDowell, he is such an amazing actor. He's a legend!

[obliviouspet]

Was just wishing the same thing. Id lick HIS frigid fingers, lol ;D

[dollydot123]

I'd lick more than MM's fingers! ;)

[obliviouspet]

You DO realise hes a very old man right about now, right? ;)

[dollydot123]

*Laughs* Yes, of course! He was fit, though! Not now! He was back in the 60s/70s, though.

[KellyGreen5555]

Brilliant film & Malcolm McDowell rocks it!

[kevinj1969]

I actually saw this in the theater here in the States when I was just 5. I could hardly believe my eyes at what was happening during the final scene.

[klickenpod]

malcolm is a rockstar. a bloody rockstar- always has been, always will.

[grimmpoe]

You mean that bit of wool on your tit?

[SariaMew456]

As always, Malcolm McDowell kicks butt! :D

[MoonBarrett]

That was hot.

[mistershinobi]

reminds me of "Ondskan"

[xxNenekoChanXX]

"You mean that bit of wool on your tit?" classic.

[Ianturner77]

:o :O :0

[Ianturner77]

Lol good point. On imdb i found out that the guy who plays rowntree died a year ago :(

[gescinj]

que gran escena realmente IF::: es una peli de lo mejor

[Ianturner77]

in real life malcolm mcdowell is older than the guy who plays rowntree

[tanyuj]

lol but the person who plays rowntree is older than him in real life too!...heh!

[yoochoobb]

The guy who played Rowntree is dead...

[jjj7477]

Beautiful Defiance...!!

[JasonMyers4657]

You can threaten Malcolm but he wont stand there and cry but shove it ur ass....Malcolm McDowell is a badass motherfucker.

[MoonBarrett]

SO TRUE!!

[AkasunaKureaKurosaki]

Amen to that.

[Paranoidave]

For Rowntree, read any member of the establishment. For Mick, anyone who sees another way.

[Sebbio149]

Great film but rather dated,needed to be seen against the feverish times of 1968.Shame the revolution never came.

[northwest500]

I think Malcolm may have upset Rowntree somewhat.

[Krzyszczynski]

Yeah, nothing like having the bubble of self-regard, built up by meaningless token acts of generosity, thoroughly pricked by an honest bit of truth-telling. I did just that to someone a few years ago, and the other guy burst his boiler so totally as a result, I thought for a second he was going to physically assault me.

[IKAIKA12345678]

*shudder* i just love that snarky arrogance that Malcolm Mcdowell does soo well.

[tanyuj]

same here...

its especially shows in a clockwork orange

[IKAIKA12345678]

Oh, I know. Doesn't it just turn you on? Lol. The intro to ACO is especially brilliant.

[tanyuj]

Yes i agree...

weird turn on of mine..

[jjj7477]

It is also very necessarry arrogance...

one that bring all with it.

[KellyGreen5555]

Brilliant film, brilliant scene. Thanks for posting it. More please.

[therabbit27]

yes post more scenes please

I haven't seen the film for years

[timberplod66]

post the music from the cafe.i think its called missaluba (african mass)

[mithwenarataur]

Pleas post at least the beating scene in the gym and the finale. Oh an I love the part with the girl in the cafe as well (where they behave like tigers, you know?). I wish you could just post the whole movie *sigh*

[oanapredescu]

What happened? I mean, I see the whole movie on YouTube last year. Who took it from here? Dudes...

[Rosebud04]

Post more scenes please.