Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the potatoes! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible potato that burns your house down!
German snitchers are following me on youtube and immediately flag my postings.
The GESTAPO today is named BND. They tortured my brother Markus Bott during five and a half Years. He was murdered on 11.7.09. Dont believe anything Germans tell you how democratic and changed Germany is. And: Dont believe the hateful lies they are spreading against other countries like the US, Russia or China!
Germans only regret having lost the war. They did not give up the idea of world domination.
where the hell can you get defibrillator caps? i have 8 microwave oven caps, but a defibrillator cap (4200V compared to a 2200V cap). it's not like you can go into a hospital and steal a defibrillator set... where can you get them?
I work on real defibrillators and can assure everyone that no-one's heart has ever blown up! The worst that could happen to the patient is skin burns and only when there is poor contact with the paddles or too much moisture across the chest.
Yes,conductive gel is used between the chest and the paddles but the medics always takes care to avoid having gel between the two paddles when applied to the patient.
hopefully not but mind you that kinda capacitor should only be used for external defibrillation because the energy needed to pass though all your skin and tissue to reach your heart. Internal defibrilation uses a significantly reduced energy to perform the same task. Besides, I think this is the same kinda capacitor but its not a controlled amount of energy. its just a really beefy capacitor running at its max.
If used on a unprotected human heart, yes, this might happen. But the human heart is protected by skin and bone and muscle and fat tissue, so it's fine.
@Kizmox, I'd suggest you used a LTD (Linear Transformer Driver) to power your potato. This way, you could even fuse the potato's hydrogen atoms into helium and neutrons. The good news are, you got a real free-energy potato. The bad news are, free neutrons and nuclear Bremsstrahlung are not very healthy and your neighbours might start to worry seriously about nuclear explosions in their vicinity.
The voltage is 12 volts aint it, you cannot even make a coilgun with that. And yours has insanely high ESR and inductance, so it discharges at a pussy current for a long time. LOOOONNNNG rise time, bitch.
1f caps are built to work on low voltages, abour 5v. If you tried to charge it to 5kv, it would blow up the cap LONG before the desired charge was reached.
.... Potato Mine? Is that you?
ThePsychOwl 2 weeks ago
does that mean i can use a potato as a resistor?
limbylooms 2 months ago
Quick mashed potatoes :D.
IscariotXVI 2 months ago
As the soul of that potato who now inhabits the body of a teenage video game nerd, I can testify:
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now...
Lioyd1rving 2 months ago
They should make french fries this way o.o!
Mutantrug 3 months ago
I'll go inform Mrs. Potato Head...
kirant 4 months ago
thats not how you cook potatos
Matt0ldMan 4 months ago
cade a potato
maycon66176 4 months ago
Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the potatoes! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible potato that burns your house down!
AcornMachinima 4 months ago
Toy Story - The gritty remake.
ross817 5 months ago
your potato GOD DAMMIT!
downtownskaterat 5 months ago
Noooo....my baked potato!
Mineav 5 months ago
Raakaa perunamuusia, ei tarvii välittää ees kuorista!
JATmatic 5 months ago
does that mean spuds would make good 3000 volt resistors?
itsbillistic 6 months ago
@itsbillistic Resisters aren't supposed to explode. So the answer is no.
compwiz00 5 months ago
CLEAR!
ArmandDenton 6 months ago
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ArmandDenton 6 months ago
Mashed spud for dinner again, LOL
Films4You 7 months ago
at least it wasnt Mr. Papaya again, he was the friendliest of produce.
gamingcultist 7 months ago
nonii, ei oo perunamuusin teko ollu koskaan näin helppoa:D
vittumikaperse 7 months ago
PO-TA-TO... :D
ManganistanDraselny 8 months ago
poor potato XD
DrakoniStudio 8 months ago
fake
petapyro13 8 months ago
@petapyro13 How so???
lyrison 6 months ago
rest in peace mister potato head
GalaticTG 8 months ago
Thats me!
ElectronicPotato 8 months ago
YES!!!
ACafe141 8 months ago
CLEAR!!!!
Tsuruchiandy 8 months ago
I shall report you to the ISPCP (International Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Potatoes).
hannina 8 months ago
they should record this in 1000 frames/sec and play in slow motion, it would look magnificent
rezakhalilzada 8 months ago
I can see a sad-looking face near the bottom of the potato.
It knows its fate.
fredrickpendragon 9 months ago
Mmmm, Instant Mash Potatoes ^__^
aaraarrar 9 months ago
GLaDOS!!! NOOOOOOO! D:
heartlesslover711 9 months ago
you weren't supposed to kill GLaDOS... you know that, right?
gorbidder 9 months ago 16
It's a capacatata!! ;-))
ChuffChuffWoo 9 months ago
Hold space down if it exploded to fast for you.
chickenpoper 10 months ago
....I don't think that you successfully prevented cardiac arrest on the potato
howejacob 10 months ago
It didn't explode, it time-travelled.
MidgeyMe 10 months ago
Now that's definitelty going to traumatize Mr.PotatoHead.
MrOnyxWolf 10 months ago
POTATO IN THE HOLE!!!
ImIndoPeople 10 months ago
Mashed potatoes
12beav 11 months ago
great way to make mashed potatoes! XD
legodudes9 11 months ago
yum, physics can be tasty...
rockerzac99 11 months ago
That's a good way to do mashed potatoes :D
Selur91 11 months ago
Where are your Rebel friends now?!
TheWhoaDude 11 months ago 15
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
kimosabesun 11 months ago
Anyone got any grated cheese?
andreweasygale 11 months ago
@myukvisa of course, except your heart isnt in direct contact, so a little less dramatic
rtyutA1 11 months ago
usaron programa para efecto explosion
VDJGUSTAVO 1 year ago
Huh! now that's what I call Hot Potato!
EinYamakasi 1 year ago
ok...now show me something I didn't already know...
Thecrazymerio 1 year ago
YOU KILLED HIM! YOU BASTARD!
Jodwig 1 year ago
GREAT JOB!
You save that potatos life.
beaman220 1 year ago
Mihin lähti näin kiireesti hän?
Taaplari 1 year ago
I blinked what happened. :)
MyNameIsAwes0me 1 year ago
would luv to c that frame by frame high speed camera. Surprised how quickly the explosion lasted.
ThirdMystery 1 year ago
SPOILER ALERT!
The potato explodes at 0:23
randomnurol 1 year ago
I prefer fries....
eatyerbeans 1 year ago
German snitchers are following me on youtube and immediately flag my postings.
The GESTAPO today is named BND. They tortured my brother Markus Bott during five and a half Years. He was murdered on 11.7.09. Dont believe anything Germans tell you how democratic and changed Germany is. And: Dont believe the hateful lies they are spreading against other countries like the US, Russia or China!
Germans only regret having lost the war. They did not give up the idea of world domination.
wwwtotalitaerde 1 year ago
wow it vanished into the time continuum black hole filled with anti-matter!
PrototypeU41 1 year ago
Awesome, I loved it! You ought to get hold of a high speed camera
jpiramirez 1 year ago
it just... disappeared! this was shocking :D
bozar88 1 year ago
Hot Potato!
Scottieonfire 1 year ago
Who stole my dinner?
Seriously though, holy shit :O I wouldn't want to get caught in there... shit made me think of district 9's alien lighting blowing-up gun thing.
tunglour 1 year ago
@tunglour ur alien lighting blowing-up gun thing sounds fun rofl
thedoominator1 1 year ago
instant marshed potatoes. electrifyingly yummy!
killerinthehounds 1 year ago
where the hell can you get defibrillator caps? i have 8 microwave oven caps, but a defibrillator cap (4200V compared to a 2200V cap). it's not like you can go into a hospital and steal a defibrillator set... where can you get them?
a380rockerfan 1 year ago
Theres cheaper ways to make a baked potato man.
Omegist 1 year ago
el oh el
HippoKissez 1 year ago
Now that was awesome lmfao.
vangstaz 1 year ago
so thats how they make instant potatoe flakes lol
sourmanofcoal 1 year ago
WoooooooW All my life I wondered what I could do with my pitiful existance........................now I know.....
d240786 1 year ago
was that a tournado siren in the backround
323sarge 1 year ago
Dinner's ready!!
DragonUltraMaster 1 year ago
I think something is wrong with your microwave.
wilsocn 1 year ago
Our TV production company would like to feature this video on a show! PLEASE message me!!!
enavarretehighnoon 1 year ago
pooof and potato gone nice
oOstonedOo 1 year ago
I know some people in high places I like to do that too.
Localmode 1 year ago
my favourite part is 0:23-24 lol...!
CyanideWaffle 1 year ago
Oh no ...that's not dangerous.
Biffbradford 1 year ago
fucking right.. gotta try that
yuhcgte 1 year ago
increioble el experiemnto wao sorprendent
jangelin9 1 year ago
some dude never woke up form his heart attack because the ambulance's defibrillator was gone.
ROFL
kjun13 1 year ago
And "poof" goes the potato.
BlakeMason2 1 year ago
Hahaha! lol
weeowey 2 years ago
I work on real defibrillators and can assure everyone that no-one's heart has ever blown up! The worst that could happen to the patient is skin burns and only when there is poor contact with the paddles or too much moisture across the chest.
TheWelly888 2 years ago
Dont they put gelly between the contact places of the paddles and the chest? isnt that moisture?
tek5828 2 years ago
Yes,conductive gel is used between the chest and the paddles but the medics always takes care to avoid having gel between the two paddles when applied to the patient.
TheWelly888 2 years ago
Yay!!! instant mashed potatos!!!!!
burp00222 2 years ago
nice
FIRERAYOV 2 years ago
holy sh$#!
SomeoneNamedTom 2 years ago
u said instant cook,not instant explode. lol
demonsparkx 2 years ago
haha great
KakHazhar 2 years ago
was not expecting that.
Stumble upon you done it again.
XANDERXXZ 2 years ago 12
I hope someones heart doesnt explode like this,when doctors try to jump start a heart.
Henzzman 2 years ago
hopefully not but mind you that kinda capacitor should only be used for external defibrillation because the energy needed to pass though all your skin and tissue to reach your heart. Internal defibrilation uses a significantly reduced energy to perform the same task. Besides, I think this is the same kinda capacitor but its not a controlled amount of energy. its just a really beefy capacitor running at its max.
bioweaponsystem154 2 years ago
If used on a unprotected human heart, yes, this might happen. But the human heart is protected by skin and bone and muscle and fat tissue, so it's fine.
useraccount333 2 years ago
Sorry, but... DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH
robholx 2 years ago
I was making a joke you damn moron.I know about defibrillator systems.
Henzzman 2 years ago
and THAT, my friends, is how they get your heart pumping again if you've had a heart attack.
willyolio 2 years ago
if you go frame by frame it goes: normal potato-bright yellow potato shaped sun- no potato: total time 3 frames
sharks27 2 years ago 32
if you blink you miss it. if you dont blink you miss it. great video
sharks27 2 years ago
Pause at 0:25
lulzeaterlol 2 years ago
damnit, i blinked....gotta rewatch this again
ML4L 2 years ago
Hm.. Instant mashed potatoes..
JesterAzazel 2 years ago 2
This cracks me up
Boom boom potato
TKuja1 2 years ago
were did the potato go? lol
Perigrine117 2 years ago
you can see the MOT in the backround
zker666 2 years ago
i dont understand what happened here....can someone please explain how that happened haha
joebigweiner 2 years ago
I'd love to se this slow motioned
marcin1693 2 years ago
Just one question, where's the gravy for that mashed potato? LOL
adamallred58 2 years ago
Mr.potato!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
warhunter222 2 years ago 4
hohooo :D
nsawilla 2 years ago
What did you use to charge the cap? What switch to discharge it?
vermok 2 years ago
omg, that was AWESOME.
nice way to mash some potatoes, i bet it cooked it too.
flamedrag18 2 years ago 2
can you imagine that happening in a hospital, "Clear".... "oh the bodie's exploded :/"
JonAndCallum 2 years ago 3
Allahu ahkbar!
IrishLincoln 2 years ago
This is hands-down the best way to make mashed potatoes and cook them at the same time. :P
HappyFoxIsHappy 2 years ago 4
CLEAR!!
POW!!!!!!
Lol i couldnt resist that
cheetawolf 2 years ago 2
That was awesome.
xGilimadx 2 years ago
Soon there will be another potato explosion.
This time capacitor is 28kV 20.5µF
Kizmox 2 years ago 2
@Kizmox, I'd suggest you used a LTD (Linear Transformer Driver) to power your potato. This way, you could even fuse the potato's hydrogen atoms into helium and neutrons. The good news are, you got a real free-energy potato. The bad news are, free neutrons and nuclear Bremsstrahlung are not very healthy and your neighbours might start to worry seriously about nuclear explosions in their vicinity.
(\_/)
^_~
debrainwasher 1 year ago
potato got pwnd
striderg3 2 years ago
jajaj nice!!
I've got a 47uF/380 charged capacitor, would it be dangerous to be touched?
What about a 470uF/380 one?
tucumalo 2 years ago
yes it is dangerous
dasgemuse 2 years ago 2
i got a 10f not uf but f
beat that bitch
dom5079 2 years ago
you can't blow up a potato with a 10f cap because the voltage isn't high enough, bitch
kylesmith22 2 years ago
That's not uF, it's μF. microFarads. Mu. Greek letter. Mathematically it means the prefix "micro". not "u".
twostringguitar 2 years ago
@twostringguitar
Most people can't type a mu on their computer. But the u which looks similar is the common replacement for typing on a computer.
BenHutchinson1 2 years ago
The voltage is 12 volts aint it, you cannot even make a coilgun with that. And yours has insanely high ESR and inductance, so it discharges at a pussy current for a long time. LOOOONNNNG rise time, bitch.
triggerhappy77707 2 years ago
Nice capacitor.
TheLightningStalker 2 years ago
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Terrorist =))
PapaPosadskiy 2 years ago
If you blink you'll miss it!
saintaureus 2 years ago
instant mashed potatoes!
qwertyboy1234567899 2 years ago
instead, Instant fried smashed potatoes
Uberdum05firealarm 2 years ago
Im sorry, the potato didnt make it, there where complications
JRDnini 2 years ago 2
How To Load This High voltage capacitor?
08Kutt 2 years ago
täh?! :D
Tupe666 2 years ago
I guess this is another way of making mashed potatoes...
xXtortionXx 2 years ago
25: nice fireball
Hless421 2 years ago
This would work great with an EBW detonator.
Cyf531 2 years ago
you nutter!! lol!
kirgy9 3 years ago
.... Clear!! *Thump!*
grrumpff 3 years ago
did it smell good?
SeldomShroom 3 years ago
talk about instant potatoes
hitandrun83 3 years ago
CLEAR! lol
beaman220 3 years ago
Mr. Potato Head is not impressed.
dsouth01 3 years ago
Do that with a 1 farad cap, it becomes a grenade. Be safe, don't try it at home.
DR3TH 3 years ago
hahahahah
rodstartube 3 years ago
@DR3TH
1f caps are built to work on low voltages, abour 5v. If you tried to charge it to 5kv, it would blow up the cap LONG before the desired charge was reached.
BenHutchinson1 2 years ago
lol my little sis saw this and was like, WTF? where did it go?
lolitsadog 3 years ago 3
first potatos....then the world! Muwhahahahahahahahaha XD
GRINandGOON 3 years ago 3
0 to mashed in 0.000000001 seconds
wow...
TheDevilOnHoliday 3 years ago 3
i own a tc als ;P
butt i know,
that shock can kill you :)
zezimashock 3 years ago
mashed potato anyone?
laurdy 3 years ago 3
you know? you must have been really fuckin bored if you managed to turn a potato into an explosive.
Xxero0 3 years ago
hot potatos!!! anyone?
dkthemovie 3 years ago
It gives a whole new meaning to instant potato flakes.
mboltonjr 3 years ago 8
@mboltonjr Really? Because right now that means nothing at all.
UncleKennybobs 1 year ago
mmmmmmmmmm fries
WarPig182 3 years ago
hard to believe that brings life and not death :P
Ju5tATh0ught 3 years ago 2
"clear!"
-=Poof=-
"asystole"
wires99 3 years ago
Playing with a defib. trans. has to be the dumbest thing if ever seen, and i own a tesla coil.
synchronous0987 3 years ago
why if i may ask?
zezimashock 3 years ago
butt i also like high voltage that is why i asked.
zezimashock 3 years ago
May be good for death penalty.
Verificateur2 3 years ago
Mmmmm french fries
Pikapoo1 3 years ago
thats the cave man defibrillator lol!
tecotac2 3 years ago
hot potato, hot potato!
Joelduffy 3 years ago 5
ha love mashed potatos
321dffg 3 years ago 4
The execution of Mr.Potato head's cousin Spud.
Hey, nice miter on that board!
hootinouts 3 years ago
new invention for mash!!
parkourperson28 3 years ago
OOOOHHHH my heart!
Krisspychiken 3 years ago
CLEAR!
LightMyFire92 3 years ago
it is gone!!!
good stuff there xD
thegreatchore 3 years ago
Have u seen how thick the wires are?
That is serious stuff
azerrlight 3 years ago