Fuck Christmas - Eric Idle (+lyrics)

[JMurdochNZ]

My new favourite christmas song after "Cashing in on Christmas" by Bad News.

[Kkrouton]

Pure comedic genius!

[miramar9999]

yes fuck christmas !!

[guitarguy19932011]

Why are british people so angry LMFAO!

[averymitchellband]

@guitarguy19932011 He sounds pretty happy to me. And the audience too. And most of the comments here seem to like it. maybe your the one angry one, huh? Most xtians are.

[TheAntihero6212]

This is exactly how I felt for most of the Christmas season. ;-(

[TheEolization]

FUCK Christmas! Ohhh I feel better now!

[JJims1239]

people should try to sing this for the Christmas carol !

[eerereps]

99 people are not X-mas grinches?

[Client404]

Glad I'm not alone. It's all fucking bullshit!

[DasImpal]

It gets even better by clicking the snow icon

[drankkkkkk]

Amen

[MrStyloOriginal]

My Song



[andrespereyda]

there is finally hope for mankind :)

[Thornwiegraf]

BEST

[omoplata5]

always look on the bright side of life

[Chazz75]

Yeah Fuck Christmas, its almost done now, sick of all these Christmas song playing again and again on the radio!First time im alone on this day and it sux!!!!!

[cavemantonio]

i searched f0r FUCK CHRISTMASS AND I F0UNDDD ITTT!!!!

[andrevthenephilim]

FUCK CHRISTMAS YEEEEEAAAAH!!!!

Thank you Sir !!!

[annavoig19]

FTW

[baroquepawel]

Stunningly low class, and even more amazing that people actually laugh at this (i.e. it sells well). I would not have clicked the link had I known what it was.

[KPS2345]

@baroquepawel  The link says FUCK CHRISTMAS....what the fuck did you think it was?

[GrimlyKK]

@baroquepawel

That just makes you a thick twat.

[COURt3VERSeS]

FUCK XMAS , I HOPE WE ALL DIE 12-21-2012 NEXT YEAR !!!! FUCK EVERYBODY FUCK YOU TOO IF YOUR READING THIS !

[nwosuxballs]

@COURt3VERSeS SAME TO YOU , FUCK CHRISTMAS

[vFuhMaZ]

@COURt3VERSeS haha kill youself if u want it that bad you emo fuck

[SpyHotz404]

@COURt3VERSeS Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!

[ImRichMuFukr]

This is the only thing that cheered me up when soneone pissed me off this xmas eve! F#*K CHRISTMAS!!!

[manaches]

And no more fucking "Last Christmas" from Wham in the radio as well this year.

[trevtrickster]

like this if ur listen to this at christmas day cuz it says it perfect fuck christmas

[j0j045601]

I love this!!!!

[intoxicary]

I'm on my way to work right now, and that was exactly what I needed to hear before being stuck listening to the repetitious playlist of carols all day.

[Raydeeyo]

The fucking Best for the fucking End of the fucking Year!

[thestraniero]

You're right! Above all F-U-C-K 2011!

[thestraniero]

Fuck you very very much!

[destihado1]

Fuck Christmas, i got the blues.

[GUEROMEXICANO831]

Indeed. Fuck Christmas. And Im not joking. Its just a big commercialized orgy.

[revision2011]

Hil-Fucking-Larious!!!!! first time I laughed all day....

[Vroniii1]

So, fucking christmas everyone! :)

[rcagianese]

YOU CAN TELL HE'S LYING!!!

[huumeheppu]

best christmas song ever.

[Jonstern1983]

Why can't you hear that song on the radio?

[levertrevel]

you santa-mental bastards!

[JohnPlayer381]

Best Christmas song ever

[1968TheStef]

The perfect Christmas song

[unternimmdasnick]

I wonder how many people today searched for " fuck christmas ".

This just makes my day!

[Carthsgtr]

@unternimmdasnick

Lol. What nihilists we are.

[SadButterflyInTheSky]

well, I guess I'll just play this while my neighbours play jingle bells

[BrooksOHROvision]

That's EXACTLY what I feel like today!

[ErmDNB]

@BrooksOHROvision so kill yourself

DO IT FAGGOT

[vidlis1]

its great,Eric its great

[pdx954]

In the restaurant business the closer you get to make believe "Jesus' birthday,the meaner nastier people get.To all you mean customers at Christmas: Go fuck yourselves.

[walzbor]

Yes, fuck it all!

[ViciousDave4Life]

The shopping drives me completely insane! Fuck Christmas.

[magiczouf]

Eric Idle is a genius!

and to the imaginary friend fans Xmas is not the birth of your imaginary prophet named jesus

the date was decided by pope Liberus in 354. and i guess there was not much scientific proofs about it.

So fuck jesus, fuck consumerism and fuck xmas

[aminexy]

ha hahahhahah



[fcs04ge04]

right on time...

[dbtrackz33]

Glad Im not the only miserable fuck on this earth during Fuckmas

[Extremmist]

@JOE126ful What if worshipping the devil makes me happy? :D

[crosbysucksdicks]

A true classic! Fuck Christmas.

[Nyleith]

i fuckin luv him :)

[thehebrewwonder]

merry fuckmas y'all

[drunkensessions]

That's right, fuck Christmas! Happy new year everyone!

[PrincessJuliette09]

Merry Christmas jewboys! JESUS WAS BORN! hahahahahaha! And 2000 years later ADOLF HITLER, God's 2nd son was born too. Fuck hamukkah!

[Montin83]

I fucking hate christmas! This song gives me hope.

[the26thhour]

merry go fuck yourself, one & all, you xmass hoe, hoe, hoes!

[danart65]

It's funny that all the "christmas trappings" he mentioned have nothing to do with the reality of Christmas. All that stuff was slowly added during the early building of the church, and each one represents some pegan ritual, or fairy story.

The birth of Christ is the only thing that matters. So ya, F*&^ off Santa, it's not your show! Capitalist greed has turned it into the biggest spending spree of the year! Stores love Xmas...it's their represents their most profitable time of the year..

[Tigres32bm]

fuck christmas

[sapereaudeatfacebook]

Awesome!

[Komotau4691]

This is best!SENTIMENTAL BASTARDS!

[caveabilly]

@Komotau4691 erm...sorry but it's SANTAmental bastards. That's the joke about it...

[whataloadofbolloks]

best fucking xmas song ever...fuck maria carey

[KeithUnderneath]

Merry Christmas everyone!

[sweetcupcakez38]

aha ,this is funny . seems like he got something against christmas x)

[andy12string]

What can i say Eric? Genius! x

[crashchrissy]

Give you a fair chance and make Christmas better!



[tiborvivi]

there are 2528 jews visited this moron's side?

[insomnia759]

just walk down Oxford Street, just five minutes, and you will see why Idle is right! They are all NUTS!

[brianpage100]

This certainly is cathartic around this time of year.

[grisznik]

1:30 - 2:00 - what is up with that picture? Black and white and all... It's almost as if Eric Idle were dead.

[caveabilly]

Actually...i DO like those christmas days. Except for the things Eric Idle mentions in this great piece of cynical artwork. And i DO like snow.

[LSDizzys]

fuck yeah

[watchinshadows]

Great stuff from Eric as usual, thanks for putting this up mate!

[tiborvivi]

@watchinshadows u can follow your north korean leader too... teh sooner is the better. Mate...

[nelliseidr]

78 people that disliked it don't have any sense of humor whatsoever ;P Brilliant song!

[SoanosBarcoded]

Just perfect for the season.

[Choppit]

awesome song!



[MrJoncando]

humbug m8...hahaHa

[smokey11able]

75 75 dislikes piss off.

[Jakub00x]

1:22 The Best one :DDD

[MrMetalfreak18]

epic song (^^)

[zdepapepa]

:-)

[TheSonicGod]

*sniff* That was beautiful, man.

[the26thhour]

@TheSonicGod LAMO!!

[arsipena]

fucking great song!

[entropanto]

It's very creative. Even has a dollop of tmesis. There's structure in them thar f-words.

[MrCrazypython]

And Fuck Eric Idle too for not answering my letters.

[MrCitruspers]

I AGREE!!!

[1Moregano1]

Really pulls at my heartstrings, this one. Gets me every time!

[PrincessJuliette09]

oh yea and fuck your holokamu too.

[PrincessJuliette09]

yea u can fuck your hamukkah and slom kippur too. jew fucker.

[Nemic18]

@PrincessJuliette09 Congratulations, Hitler would be really proud of you :)

[PrincessJuliette09]

@Nemic18 Thats a nice comment, thank you. I believe so. So would be proud stalin that monster 666 of you too! MERRY CHRISTMAS!

[PrincessJuliette09]

@Nemic18 By the way, when you will perform teh song: FUCK HANUKKAH!? I would be more than happy to do the lyrics for u, if u need any help.

[UncleMilo]

@PrincessJuliette09 It's not like Hanukkah gets in everyone's way every day like Christmas does... Christmas music in the stores, over the radio... Christmas on every TV commercial... Christmas specials, Christmas themed episodes of TV shows. Of course, what does this matter when you're clearly just a little troll-child?

[tiborvivi]

@UncleMilo u can plug your ears, cover your eyes and think about a nice sexy girl. Don't spoil other peoples joy. Furthermore, you jews made Christmas a shopping cart. Its not even the 'holiday of love', it's the birth of Jesus Christ. Jesus, u jews hate so much. But we Catholics don't give a rat's ass about it. We hate you and your ritual murderer 'celebrations' as well. Take a hike, kike.

[tiborvivi]

@UncleMilo i hope he will be taken by his master, the devil one day...

[scratchyscrow]

this is shit, its not even creative just swearing. nice job.

[Treddian]

@scratchyscrow What is "creative" then? What messages do you support?

[smokey11able]

fuck off 65 dislikes fuck Fuck Christmas fuck all you.

[schofy007]

brilliant :)

[GUINNTYRONE]

fuk christmas and all the pigs holidays

[jkand]

Time to link this to facebook :)

[rockgor]

You can read about Erick's tour in his book: The Greedy Bastard Tour.

Too bad it doesn't come w/ a CD.

Tnx 4 the satirical post.

[smashking41]

I like Christmas and I LOVE this song! Why, 'cuse this reminds me of the DARK times of Xmas where Xmas shoping was bat-fuck crazy, the mall Santas are on every fucking corner and pissed off shoppers who want to punch a innocent staff member for not getting the thing that they need for their kids on Xmas. Yep, Xmas is one complex holliday!

[graycloud057]

Fucking awesome!

[THECRAZEBLING]

I HATE Christmas. Jesus wasn't even born anywhere near December 25.

[googleisshittoss]

I feel sorry for Jesus...having to put up with fucking Christmas the same as us....what a shit party

[Ringvireot]

A funny and thought provoking song. That is what convinced me to hate Christmas altogether.

[BoBo0807]

As a devout Christian I must say this song captures my sentiments exactly. I imagine Jesus' response to modern "Christmas" would closely resemble His response to the money changers in the Temple.

[boru25]

When he's not playing a 2 headed dragon's n an evil scientiest mouse bent on domination, he's singing gems like this. Classy!

[DishwasherHero]

Ahaha, love this XD

- i have never heard of the song before, i was just tired of all that fucking christmas shit, so i wrote ''fuck christman'' in search, and then this awesome song came :D

[Imafanofyou11]

this song says it all!

[braeduin]

"Fuck Holly and Fuck Ivy."

I wish I could

*Forever Alone*

[WildwoodClaire1]

This is without doubt the most uplifting Christmas carol of alltime. A vertiable auditory epihany! Thank you Eric Idle.

[solvino]

and fuck you for using comic sans

[Rabsputin]

@solvino fuck you for being blind, it's not comic sans. if it were comic sans, i'd wholeheartedly agree though.

[solvino]

@Rabsputin trololol

[wazhalpening]

The holiday season is here. We start with Thanksgiving, a day we celebrate with gluttony, followed by a month of excess spending and materialistic hoarding leading to the day we praise a deity that would have shunned all of this.

[MorkaGraven]

@wazhalpening In New Zealand, we don't have Thanksgiving...

[romloren]

Fuck!! christmas again, fuck, fuck ,fuck.

[piemant1]

donkeyballs

[ridge2244]

yea, what he said

[TheEolization]

To all who hate this song: I am a Christian too. This song does not insult Jesus or His birth. It insults fucking humanity for what did to the real meaning of Christmas who anyway does not exist anymore. Most people are troubled, societies of the world have lost their path, the world is going from bad to worst. The only Christmas I know are in my heart and have nothing to do with this fake shit that is only for fake happiness and consuming materialism.People are dying out there.

[Mushuukyou]

@TheEolization Jesus was never born. Jesus is a stupid character in a stupid storybook. Christianity is a sham, like all religions.

[TheEolization]

@Mushuukyou man, I don't care how the churches and humans used religion. I only know that Jesus taught us to love and respect each other, and sacrificed Himself for us to prove His point. I don't care if this is real or not, I can't prove one side of the story or another. I only know that no matter how humane or mundane we are, it is an example that is worth follow or at least respect.

[Mushuukyou]

@TheEolization No, Jesus did NOT "teach us" anything of the like. We knew about those ways way before the unknown authors of the Bible wrote about Jesus' character. We had morality before and after Jesus, and nothing from the Bible gave us better morality. The story of his sacrifice wasn't a sacrifice, because in the story he came back 3 days later. Big whoop? No sacrifice.

[TheEolization]

@Mushuukyou well that is your opinion and I respect that. Respect mine and we are fine.

[Mushuukyou]

@TheEolization It's not my opinion. It's reality. Your beliefs are fallacious and should be ridiculed. No, I will not respect fallacious beliefs. Get a clue.

[TheEolization]

@Mushuukyou no, you are rude and fanatic, that's all. This means that you are worse than the ones you blame. Simple as that. Get over it.

[Mushuukyou]

@TheEolization Rude, perhaps yes. Fanatic about the truth and to better mankind? I'd say yes to that too, sure. Uh, how that makes me bad, when I'm doing good, and religion is evil, kind of makes you look a little retarded. Were you dropped as a baby? ....

[TheEolization]

@Mushuukyou oh, you are so mean. Too bad you are dogmatic too. This is a Christmas parody song, relax. xD

[Mushuukyou]

@TheEolization How can I be "dogmatic" if I have no doctrine?! O_o Think much? Don't know what "relax" means to you, and for some reason, I think I don't care.

[TheEolization]

@Mushuukyou if you think that dogmatism only deals with doctrine, you still have a lot of things to learn. But anyway, don't care much either. A good song, some good friends, my girlfriend, my fun. Life is good. I leave the important things to you.

[Mushuukyou]

@TheEolization If I'm arrogant, so be it. It's well-deserved. I'm sorry to hear that you have imaginary friends, though. Have you thought about getting help?

[Huttworker]

A song about fucking and christmas. Eric Idle you're brilliant

[Bulba803]

Any1 who knows the chords?

[MrFrapser]

this was my favorit song when i was 6

[thesandband]

fucking great!

[PandaJungle]

I like christmas Because I am getting the whole flying circus special edition set this year --only 10 weeks to go!!!!!!...:)

[polga00]

おい、日本のクリスマスを外人が歌ってるぞ!!



[peejay1954]

@polga00 Yeah, what he said !!!

[SIPEROTH]

He didn't have the balls to touch the whole baby Jesus staff so his attempt is half ass. If he really wanted to show a "fuck it all" attitude he wouldn't be so scared of religious people.

[Daggerborn]

60 people have no sense of humor.

[alneal100]

Did he mention to fuck Santa's fat bitch wife. What about the Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy?

[devilshomie]

Notice he didn't say fuck presents, but he was spot on fuck christmas

[Koerschi137]

'Go tell the elves to fuck themselves' has to be the most epic rhyme ever :-D And I'm a sentimental bastard, too :-D

[sethmanrockandroll]

This is how angry you get after Chevy Chase hits you with the car one too many times!

[skezness]

fuck presents.. wait, no..

[KickBassify]

eric idle is boss.

[BNL07604]

I'm a Christian, but sometimes Christmas gets on my nerves. I love giving, but the wrapping is bloody hideous.

[chickenpot353]

i like the part when he says fuck

[chaounterattack]

what about hiramween for the templarsehole masons on october 13 pike hiramween it's a 33rd degree walt disney piking show pike jubellum pike jubellee and all that screaming jubellow pike hiram he's just out to get your dues dime pike penalty rites and lodges full of big fat bastards all going mahabon all the time

[Annsla]

Not that it's necessarily related, but Eric Idle's dad died on Christmas eve when Eric was 2 ½. I can't imagine Christmas being the most cheerful time in that household..

[Vivelabretagnelibre]

that's a fuc**ng good song :)

[fuxmas]

Well, @Xombie, the problem is this...

If they had said "Fuck Christmas" and turned and gunned down their own officers, maybe they'd have gotten somewhere. Instead of just hugging and saying sweet things to each other and then obeying the order to continue the slaughter, they should have rebelled. That's the true meaning of "Fuck Christmas." It's about being sick of all the bullshit. (IMHO)

[penisfuckeye]

Go tell the elves

to fuck themselves