I'm F#%king fat!

[shapoo100]

love it

[shapoo100]

shadow gun POW POW POW

[shapoo100]

u are not fat dude

[EmoLoverRyan]

OMG you are so funny. lmao. Was Brock Lesnar nice? lol

[theseventhpoppler]

just discovered you, you are hilarious, thanks for sharing your material on youtube.

[Grallos1232]

Heheh, mate tell ya what us men need, we need a hot girl to chase around the house hehe

[DUBBTEEFF]

Get a program that laughs and claps for you..

[RobotAtCommand]

uuhh... why were in the shower with the water off?

[southsko]

fuck that.  eat wings cuz

[XzozoX123]

LOL! Omg i was like :O and then it was a joke and i was like.. Daaaammn you. :L

[bornlatinqueen0104]

I laughed..lol

[Deanibot]

Man, you rock. soo funny!!!

[dragontamer150]

two thumbs up man :D

[oversizedisguise]

i think you are probably the least funny comedian ever. you are minus funny.

[AstronautJ]

@oversizedisguise Which of you two has more friends and subscribers?

Now THAT'S funny.

[PuddleOfShitInMyFace]

B.I.G.

[PurpleRoses234]

ummm your no way near fat...

[PurpleRoses234]

ummm your no way near fat...

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[ayannaowns]

im just like talking to a....a uhh camera. LMFAO

[iloveyou12180]

i like him. Alot <3



[MonicazProduction]

i like ur voice :)

[smilealotz1]

subbed!

[tyliecia]

your not fat kevin ; .. your PLEASANTLY PLUMP ( :

[Ashliee445]

LOL i love you :)

[Ilovezeldaxlover]

u could open with Yooooooo youtube u know its craft nation here! :):)

[AirborneSquaids]

PAH PAH PAH

[21iunie]

lol funny shit ...the guy scared you because he was shadowboxing?......lol

[ChaNo1908]

rofl lmao!!!haahahahah!!!! thats one of the resons i dont go to the gym!! hahaha that shit was funny

[blaqknight30]

funny! im skinny

[mistienicole]

LOL!

[explosionZACH]

urr hilarriousss

[thatBELLEbitch]

Ur so fucking funny!! <3

[kurlobe]

your not fat.

[cool24689]

i like the joke it FUNNY!! as HELL!!

[thegun534]

hahahahahaa....haaa.haaa.... i didnt get it...

[LeSaDiVa]

Lmfaoo you funnny dude.. Love you .!!

[DivinityzBeAsT]

lol

[killtoimpress]

ahahaha

[holaritsjules84]

wassup mann!

[xXLeMoNGuRlxX]

AHAHAHHAHAH shadow shooting ""pow pow pow" LOL

[XtremeKurvez]

talking 2 a Camera LOl

[dhypoliteAUTHOR]

hey,

Im dhypoliteAUTHOR

A.K.A Dillan

[surferboyy96]

Hahahaha. PAO PAO PAO

[kim1997flea1999]

dude yall haterz need to shut the fuck up i like hi videos hes funnie as hell so u need to go do sumthing and if his videos are so pointless y yall be blowing up his page oh thts rite no answer

[Rosie94100]

Lmao man you too funny!!

[sonia1991x]

oh god shut the fuck up man, what is the point in these pointless videos, i mean for fuck sake who the fuck gives a shit about you getting fat, go do something about it, have you ever thought you are getting fat by sitting on your chair and posting endless crappy videos to youtube.

[jake112788]

@sonia1991x I smell a hater, What the hell is wrong with you? You cant hate on this man for trying to reach out to the world. Atleast he cares enough to let us know whats on his mind. I think he is very funny and entertaining. I dont usually watch this kind of stuff but i enjoy Craftnation. So if you dont like it dont watch it. And sure as hell DONT be throwin in your two cents, Cuz nobody gives a Dime about it! Oh and i would rather be sitting in my chair posting videos of myself

[jake112788]

@sonia1991x For thousands of viewers. Instead of doing what you do. Sitting around on the computer talking shit! It seems like its you who needs to get the life. CRAFT NATION REPRESENT! keep it up Kevin, Alot of us enjoy your work!

[sonia1991x]

@jake112788 no, not talking shit i am actually typing, my mouth is closed. stop taking my comment so seriously anyway i did realize that he is actually funny this was just the first video i seen of him and it did annoy me. The reason you are allowed to leave comments is to state your opinion good or bad, no need to get so stressed about it, i did see a realy good video of him though that totaly changed my mind where he stuck up for this girl everyone slags for singing and think he is realy cool.

[PhatsouL87]

LMFaO!!!! "Shadow Shootin" lol

[sakurapinkluv]

Hey! :D

[aidriyan176]

What's good Kev. Where the hell u fat, please..The joke was aiight, i'm sure u have much better ones though..lol

[nycee26]

lol...love your videos

[SarahFaircloth]

Hecks ya all those shows are fake! I went to school with Adam Parks aka "AD Killa" from Gs to Gents 2. Its for entertainment purposes only.. Adam was no "G". He was from Lilburn, Ga. Last I checked there are not "gangstas" coming out of lilburn.

Whats up Kevin? I watch your videos from time to time... Get a good laugh usually. Keep it up :)

[OMGitsSEVEN]

funny people think reality shows are real.

[jays2017]

pause at 2:00

[rotinvainz]

ur ass got caught on TOOL ACADEMY lol

[spikey171196]

what up?

haha nice joke man i was in fits ,no jokes,seious man. yo keep it up

[JohnnyX412rrtRulla]

pause at 0:16. oh and, wassup?

[izbeatonu4that]

haha, from the other day...funny...well, i've been dealing with weight for a while and i'm proud to say that i've lost about fifteen pounds since i started working out, but if i ate right i could definately lose more...haha...brock lesnar ain't got nothin on you my boy, can't watch your show though, i'm grounded, but i did catch the first episode a few nights ago..i was like..hey i know him! haha..i didn't realize it was you til the next day though so...my bad..anyway, peace Kev

[fullmetalkunai67]

that joke was funny man i liked it

[RantsofOtaku]

I could not stop laughing. xD

[kingslayah2]

get a life

[ZMonster06]

Careful dude,...dont start down the road to getting MOOBS!!!

[swimchick2823]

LMAO

[XxZombie13xX]

lmfao..

[n00bskiIIz]

LMAO!!! O shit i started dyin when he said their daughter decided to breast feed off him instead of his wife LOL And wth u doin on Tool Academy Kevin, those other losers might be tools, but u aint one of em

[FreshToDeaph]

talkin to uh....a camera...haha.

[lrrlrr]

i laughed ;)

[224314]

that joke was goood

[xmeta1headx]

ur joke is good

[MuahKissKiss]

Good joke, you should keep that in your act! lol!

[billyspurr]

fucking hilarious. if I could get a vid to upload properly I show you how much that bit worked! keep em coming brother.

[Ruggishone]

Funny shit shadow shooting

[xxxm3miguelxxx]

omfg kevin is going to be on tool academy! lmao!

[mimi2780]

LMFAO SHADOW SHOOTIN THAT WAS FUNNY I like that

[CY130RG]

haha i laughed when i heard ur joke :P

[CaliLady24]

LOL, shut up! I am at work, literally laughing out loud. That was a good one!

[maggifingaz1]

hahahaha, shadow shoot!!! funniest shit ever... made me laugh my ass off :D hahahaha

[DEOJR89]

ur really funny kev lol

[Th3Tr1ppyH1ppy]

shadow shooting, hehehe.

[yatt555]

Yeah man that shadow shooting was funny! lmao cant wait for tool acadamy!

[SeeingStars2009]

ROFL , YOUR DAUGHTER DID THAT?

[Jonatahn14]

Shadow shooting ROFL

[BlackMFVelvet]

The shadow boxing joke was funny - Nice element of surprise; I was'nt expecting it

[kailibeats1]

hahahha nice

[mujiko526]

lifetime's pretty cool. expensive, but if you can afford it, its way cool

[dom214]

man, forget the gym, that costs a heck of a lot of cash, nothing beats good old fashion isometrics, a couple forms of pushups, situps and running it'll do wonders for ya

[yungfresh2def24]

aye you look a lil like chris tucker lol

[kareemDC]

lol oo an yo kevin i seen da tool academy commercial wit u on it!!

[mavisdick360]

nice shirt

[Zaruchie]

haha 'i start shadow shootin, let his ass know!!' lol that was funny.

[chazerdazer]

is that show fake or real tool academy just asking no disrespect

[SailorPerson]

-heart attack- shadow shootin

[skat3r430]

Los Mollos quieren Pollos

[A86]

You don't look fat to me. How tall are you?

But I know what you mean. There have been days where I felt really fat. Some of those days other people around me actually thought I looked skinny. Sometimes it's just personal perception.

[browneyez1012]

lol that was good

[DuubellU]

Ahhh.!! i see yu rock'n tht coogi; jokes hella funny

[100ssgoku]

jokes LOL

[Damadehierro89]

LMAO!!!! I'm loving the jokes! "Shadow Shooting" lol

[OutOfSkoolTV]

That was funny and what was the name of the show you are going to be on Feb 13?

[willworkforfro]

you know you need to lose weigth when you are naked and you look down and you can't see your johnson.

Cause your gut's so big.

[Keisuke42]

LMAO You make me laugh cuz. =P

[danielday36]

well if you lay off the High fuctose corn syrup, then you will loose the weight. I did and lost the weight. Also depending on your bicycle to get around also helps.

[Sascha3k]

lol boi u crazy

[Fishstix9000]

So he was shadow boxing and I said hey are you in the ufc? He said no I'm training because Im going to prison and I dont want to be no one's bitch. Well If you use this Kevin, I'm sure you could mold it into an even better joke. Just trying to help.

[JudgeLollie]

work out at home,

[MissLindsayHensel]

I laughed at your joke.

[Made4542]

You dont seem fat to me Kev. I guess we all need to work out sometime, but no your not fat. lol Shadow Boxing

[50cent4evaandeva]

lol

[irishsid13]

That was funny as hell....shadow shootin'....and old water in the bb?.....that should have evaporated, you don't look that big to me Kev, but if baby girl is coming after your tits you may have problems dude.

[ixonixas]

"I'v been in shower... By myself" Ą_Ą

[johndalymusic]

i laughed . belly button water from the other day...that onw hasn't happened to me YET

[xFishNinjax]

well, ya know what they say..

..all toasters toast toast.

[goldenaxel321]

dont toasters toast bread?

[Timmme07]

no ! are you such a stupid idiot ? :0

:D:D:D

[furtivegain]

I hate facebook.

That was a damn good joke, had me laughing.

You know you're fat when you run out of breath rolling down the window ordering McDonalds. Someone asked me what I wanted from Burger King, I responded with a seven digit number. They responded...I don't need the phone number man, I'm just rolling up there, what do you want. Mother fucker, that is my order, I want a number 2, 5, 3... etc

Just made those up, they probably suck. Keep it real Kevin.

[positivecynic86]

shadow shooting roffl!!!! hahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahh­ahahha

[breeza44]

omg i thought u were serioes hahahaha

[smych1]

Funny thing, cuz ive been thinking same thing last few days- I'm gettin fat. I realised it when I was beltin up in the car and noticed that lump of fat is starting to overlap the seatbelt on my belly.. Gained 10 pounds since xmas O_o.

Good vid. good joke. Keep em comin.

[jjabw]

l0lll , gl hitting the gym bro

[32JSE]

Lol Brock Lesnar. He is a scary dude.

[nnygem]

:) You're funny

[akamizzT]

great jokes

[hopeizbeauty]

lmao... too funny...

[wendy3711]

shadow shooting cracked me up...lol

[eilrahc700]

LMAO! That was actually a SERIOUSLY good joke! More comedy is NOT a problem.

[expirasin]

USE IT!!! You actually caught me off guard there, and that's GOOD comedy! It's like an older Chris Rock joke.

I SOOO can't wait to see Tool Academy!!! Kev!!

[EmceeGeek]

LMAO!!!!!!!

[bizarrobryann]

yea all that was really funny

[nominee0]

that was hilarious craft kevin for best youtube 10''

[booya62056]

LMAO cool I didnt know you were going to be on Tool Academy! I will have to watch that!

[jesse5jesse]

lol shadow shootin sounds funny

[iRigoTV]

lol Shadow shootin

[kenmanuknow]

man that was a good joke.. love u man

[FlameDesire]

Love the joke, it was awesome!

[jimmyayoade]

wow shadow shooting

[SonicJaguar57]

Shadow shootin, haha that's classic bro! peace out !

[theend1245]

haha Fatty Boy !

[spongebob052293]

Dude your so mean

what if it happend to you

[virusofdeath666]

DONT DROP THE SOAP!!!!!!!

[Donut117]

rofl shadow shooting

[TheCreativeJournal]

Congrads! I saw the promo for the show "Tool Academy" with you and your wife on it. So far since you cut your hair things have been happening for your career and that's good. I also saw you on Tyra's show and all this means is you're doing something right so keep it up!

[Southwesttwo]

All joke aside, you are fat Kevin.

[Zombissux]

lol an old Gut dargging his balls. At first I dibn't know this was a joke. If that really were to happen to me I'd stay away but keep an eye behind me.

[THAHITMAN509]

lifetime fitness here I come! lol

[ItachiCat]

LOL at the baby part and the shadow shootin. thats funny

[mellodee123]

You know you're FAT you're FAT, You know it!!!!!

[IdiotActionFilms]

That last "Peace" in the end of the video faz EPIC.

[khriskhaos2]

it was funny bro lol

[TheChronicKronic]

Shadow shooting, lol

[Artem355]

funniest joke ever

[ryan50ryan]

an old guy dragging his balls. LOL

[dtoussaint80]

LMAO! Yea that was funny Kev.

[bossman026278]

dat was funny as f**k

[complextheholdupkid]

LOL.....This nigga a fool......I would of started "Shadow shooting" too

[ANASIABABY]

omg tool academy really????yur not reallly a tool but i guess it all acting anyways...make yur girl happy n win

[jeffrey9876543211111]

you should work out if you feel fat

[tre1021]

funny joke lol

[drewdeze]

aint nuttin wrong wit gettin fat you married you can do that now lol

[jimijimi3]

I laughed the hardest at your daughter sucking you off

[ProdigyMaster1]

That was a funny joke i was laughing

[WowzaBoyz]

yes! these old people, always dragging their saggy balls around the locker room. they're the only one's who don't try to cover up at all. i guess at a certain age you just don't give a fuck.

[smgsterlin1]

Your very funny, you should try to do a live feed at one of your shows or some shit, or record it then put it on here, like you did before, I mean, the joke is funny here, but when you have an audience laughing also, its funnier, as you were saying, the audience gives you energy, and omg this is the longest comment I have ever posted...

[TeeJayHammer]

Do some jokes, man. It's fucking funny ;]

[plkj13]

LOL

[hoodedkillaray]

Sunday is the 14th.....

[wwehht]

kinda thought the joke really happen.nice.

[bahamiangreek101]

LOL

[619608]

LMFAO my daughter suck my breast LOL

[Purrrsuasive1]

I lol'd! I was sayin..damn crazy white boy, ha! You look fit from the shoulders up!

[r2native]

you've always looked fat to me :P

[Seattleboiiii]

open your eyes

[n1wrestlingfan]

nice joke. i really believed it

[MoneySwaggn]

funny jokes

[ashleyrp2007]

ur funny