Comedy Show Jay Hind! Episode 195 : Hacked Comedy

[Appyisfizz]

Chutia mullah hameshaaaaaa chutiya hi rahengey lol tabhi saari duniya aaj moosalmaano ki gand mey bumbo daal rahai haai ahahahah Pedophil prophet mohammad ki gand mey bhi gand mey yahoodi aurat na bumbo dal diya thaaaaa :D

[aditya56988]

GALI GALI ME SHOR HAI PAKISTAN MADARCHODDDDDDDD HAI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xsdhaval]

Congratulations JayHind!!!!! For being hacked! Its a status symbol. Like, being kidnapped...

[uza1r]

SHOWS UR FRUSTRATION LULLISS* :D

[uza1r]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH BHENCHOD INDIANS THIS PHUCKING VDO SHOES UR FRUSTRATION

TUM LOGO KI JITNI MAA CHODI HAI NA Z COMPANY NY HAHAHAHA MUJHAY PATA HAI CHOTI LULI WALO BUND MARAAO HAHAHAA

[aditya56988]

@uza1r BEHENCHOD TERI GAND ME A TO Z JITNI BHI COMPANAY AATI HAI GAND ME DAAL DUNGA BHADWE ...SALE TERI MAA KI CHUD ME MUT DUNGA..USKA NIPLLE KAAT K CHUSUNGA PURA DUDH PI JAUNGA TERI MAA KA MMMMMMAADAARCHODDD!!!!!

[uza1r]

@aditya56988

jaani baatain na chod apni maa ya behan ko chod ya agar mera kuch patt sakta hai to patt ly

baatain na choda kr MUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[aditya56988]

@uza1r TERI MAA KI CHUD KO CHOD CHOD FAAD DUNGA MADARCHOD PURA KHANDAN CHOD DALUNGA TERI BEHEN KO NANGA KARKE PURE INDIA ME KUTTO SE CHUDWAUNGA FIR EK NAYI9 NASAL KA JANAM HOGA ...TERI BEHEN KI CHUD ME AK47 SE FIRING KARUNGA MU7T DEGI MADARCHIOD TERE MUH ME HI..LAUDE K BAAL TERI DADI TAKJ KO TERE BAAP SE CHUDWAUNGA TERIGAND ME MERA LODHA GHUS K NACHEGA

[uza1r]

@aditya56988

JO kerna hai ker choti lulli walay in fact No No walay :D

baatain na chod teri wajah sy baatain b chud chud k thak gaee hain laikin tu hai k bhenchod baaton ko b satisfy nahi kr saka.. haahahaha choti lulli jo hai :D

aur teri ye NONO humaari gaandain kia phaaray gi yaar jaani :D :D

[uza1r]

@aditya56988

hahahaha yaar tu rehnay dy tu LULLI he hai bhenchod.. siraf baatain chod sakta hai hahahaha

[hamzarabbani123]

Gay Hind :D hahaha

[aditya56988]

@hamzarabbani123 FUCKISTAN HAHAHHAHA

[MrDHRUVDUTT]

Summet you Rock ....

Waiting for more Videos like this

Jay Hind !!!!

[adityakumarnayak]

Trust you guys to make comdey around your site getting hacked. and yet send a strong message to the hackers

[ak220880]

if u cant change the bitter truth told by jay hind!, then take it as humor and appreciate them.

Jay hind is aesthetically talented and skilled persons, and do not survive on other's talents and skills.

Change ur bitter truth instead of raising ur eyebrows, if educated class of Pakistan will not do any good for themselves, then who else will do.

Kashmiris r more free to do anything in India then any Pakistani in its any state.

[ak220880]

i may not comment on names u gave, because most of them i dont know. Y certain ppl in ur list, need to converted into islam.

ok if our media is biased, then look for 3rd party media, u might find reality. do u even know wat is kashmir problem..

sure there r seperatist but they r not seperatist becoz of freedom, they r for money, power (that they got from charity from the ppl who have their oneself selfish reasons), and in very few cases of mind-wash using fake videos etc.

[ak220880]

Konsi equality ki baat karte ho,

jis pakistani nation me non-muslim people bhi ho, wo nation agar apne ko islamic nation kahe,

to fir kis equality ki baat karte ho. its prove that they dont belive in equality.

Tell me how many people in ur govt belongs to non-muslim religion.

Aur visitors ki hospitility ki baat karte ho to pahle indian hospitility ko dekho.

[ak220880]

In pic u have shown, ppl are throwing rocks on a soldier,

and his gun is stil pointing at floor, not towards them.

In other pic a man throwing rock on army tank,

and gun of tank is not pointing at him.

konsi freedom ki tum baat kar rahe ho, esi freedom sirf hindustan me hi mil sakti he.

fake videos of ur nation can not prove that kashmiri dont have freedom in india.

[ak220880]

@uahmed, striker, hashim, zoloish, zabee

bhai zaan itane guse me kyu ho. konsi baat he jay hind ki jo

aap logo ko chubh gayi aur buri lagi. agar sach hi he sab, to fir

ese sach par gusaa hone ki bajay uss sach ko badal kyu nahi dete.

Do not take humour seriously, real humour generate from truth, not from abuses.

[tuttifruity12]

@ak220880 L00k br0 we have nothing to do with this Stupid program

BUT these thing were started from your own side,In previous episode if this program the asshole

anchor was making fun of PakCyberArmy saying that they cant hack a shit.,and from that episode this all thing got started and now,their own site g0t hacked,not only he was making fun of cyberarmy he crossed his borders and started talking SHIT about Pakistan that made me pissed 0f,Taali ek hath se nhi bajti.

Galia de ga to sune ga bhi.

[ak220880]

@tuttifruity12 So bro, wat u call urself. ethical hackers?? then where were ur ethics when u hacked some sites like cbi etc which is internal investigation agency, not related to u in any way.

Feeding on others' talents and skills does not do anything good for u. tell me what single constructive work u have done for u and ur people.

Dont you think these are strong points in itself for answer for ur 1st q. ur 2nd q is not clear.

[Zabee009]

@ak220880 Sobho Gianchandani (social scientist, writer), Khatumal Jeevan (politician), Jogendra Nath Mandal (first Minister of Law & Labour), Danish Kaneria (cricketer), Lal Kumar (cricketer), Amar Lal (Prime Minister's advisor to minority affairs), Ramesh Lal (PPP politician), Deepak Perwani (fashion designer), Naveen Perwani (amateur snooker player), Rajesh Ramesh (cricketer), Haresh Sharma (playwright, born in Singapore to Pakistani parents), Rana Chandra Singh (politician),

[Zabee009]

@Zabee009 Harcharan Singh (Pakistan Army), Pakistan's first Christian Chief Justice of Pakistan Supreme Court was Justice A. R. Cornelius. Distinguished fighter pilot in the Pakistan Air Force is Peter O'Reilly. Cricketer Yousuf Youhana has recently converted to Islam and is called Mohammad Yousuf. In Britain, the Bishop emeritus of Rochester, Michael Nazir-Ali is a Pakistani Christian.

[tej2121]

Dusroo ke kaam main taang adaana.This is what these bloody porkies know very well.

[mky602]

Maja aa gaya...whole episode was good

[Zabee009]

Huh, I just saw you are once again hacked, instead of uttering obnoxious comments u need to advance your IT skills and solace to oppressed Kashmiri people by conferring them what they want.

[Zabee009]

This is what you broadcast in your country!, This is how you conceal your vulnerabilities!, and this is what you possess in your heart for those innocent Kashmiries who are being killed in Indian administrative Kashmir . Very offensive and and disgusting language which ought not to be tolerated.

[TheNitinrai]

@Zabee009 you porkis have murdered thousands of Balochi independence activists and non-Muslims....fuck off...you porkis are the biggest joke of the world who survive on US financial aid...saale america ke kutte...america se paise nahin milta toh china ka lund chooste ho....fucking tawaif

[Zabee009]

@TheNitinrai Look who is talking!, Listen this ain’t India where pupils of minorities are maimed, abused, burned and slaughtered. You are the one who have been assaulting temples, churches and mosques, non-hindus are deemed second class citizens in your country.

[nitrai1991]

@Zabee009 the leader of India's oldest political party is a Roman Catholic, defence minister AK Antony is a Christian, India has had 3 Muslim Presidents (Fakhruddin Ali Ahmed, APJ Abdul Kalam and Zakir Hussein), a Sikh Prime Minister and a Sikh President (Manmohan Singh and Giani Zail Singh respectively). India has the 3rd largest Muslim population. Azim Premji, one of India's richest businessmen, a Muslim. Shah Rukh Khan and Salman, India'smost famous actors. Stupid porki

[Zabee009]

@nitrai1991 You are so naive, if you don’t understand the fact that in the parliamentary form of government president has no jurisdiction. He is deemed rubber stamp. Don’t tell me about these political stunts, you are talking about few people which one can count on the fingers of one hand. Talking to BBC, Udat Raj, Chairperson of “all India confederation of scheduled caste and scheduled tribes” confessed tht 70% of Indian Muslims are suffering badly.

[TheNitinrai]

@Zabee009 if that's the case, 40% of Pakistan lives in poverty.Floods in Sindh has occured,little has been done to help the countless villagers whose houses have been wiped out. So is it right for me to say that the government of the Islamic Republic of Pakistan is persecuting Muslims? the Taliban has been carrying out bomb blasts in Pakistan, which is 98% Muslim. So is the Taliban anti-Muslim too?India's constitution respects all religions and this law is practiced to some extent, unlike Pak.

[Zabee009]

@nitrai1991 You bestow your favor to few people of minorities (who are from elite class and talk in your favor) and ignore rest (who are bearing the dreadful consequences of your state policies and double standards).

[Zabee009]

@nitrai1991 According to the Amnesty International Report 2010 -The Indian government failed to ensure accountability for many past human rights abuses. - Police using unnecessary or excessive force against protesters from marginalized communities. - Most of those responsible for the attacks on Muslim minorities in 2002 in Gujarat and other human rights violations, including extrajudicial executions in that state, were not brought to justice.

[ak220880]

@Zabee009 Well in any day V treat our minority better than ur nation. atleast we dont give tags like islamic or Hinduism nation. We have many ppl in almost ny fields from minority. Name of president is given here, only because they are famous

their r many other muslim politicians here. If minority is less in front field, that only reflect meaning of

minority. Bt V have given voice and chances to grow for minority (unlike u). So, their problems and good things, u can hear.u want hear only problem

[Zabee009]

@ak220880 your biased media ain't gonna tell you that ur government is fighting against 22 separatist groups ryt now; Peoples Liberation Army, UNLF, PREPAK, NSCN-IM and NSCN-K are predominant who tend to get rid of you and want a free homeland for their people. You guyz gave me the names of few people i can give you an enormous list of famous Pakistani non-Muslims; Anop Ravi (cricketer), Bherulal Balani (politician), Rana Bhagwandas (former acting Chief Justice Of Supreme Court)

[nitrai1991]

@Zabee009 but will Pakistan have a non-Muslim Prime Minister or President? Of course not because it's impossible. 40% of Pakistan's population used to be Hindus and Sikhs in 1947 but 64 years later, this 40% has dropped to 2.5%. Look at India. India's Muslim population used to be 5% in 1947 but now 64 years later, the figure is 15%. That's the difference between a secular India and a Islamic Pakistan. And the funny part is that in Pakistan, Muslims are killing Muslims.

[Zabee009]

@ak220880 Let me b optimistic...i really appreciate growing India and china. I often urge to see a stronger Asia like EU where we can freely move and help each other. The only thing pops up in the way is Kashmir Conflict. Let Kashmiries decide what they want. Ask your government to hold a referendum there.

[ak220880]

@Zabee009 freedom is what gandhi ji told us, freedom is freedom of mind, freedom of speech, freedom of making ur govt by

getting equal chances. All these r given to kashmiris, so they r free. many of hindu kashmiri which was almost equal in numbers

do not live in kashmir bcoz of some non-social elements there, they can not be counted. so, forget abt population based solution.

forget media, i have met few kashmiris (who r also muslim) personally myself, they haven't said anything like u.

[Zabee009]

@ak220880 Tend not to be inane, we were talking about Kashmir issue and you didn’t answer my queries. M gonna cite my words again;

a. Why do you not allow international media to visit Kashmir?

b. Why do you not dare to conduct a referendum in Indian Administrative Kashmir to reveal the truth if nothing is amiss?

[ak220880]

@Zabee009 i have given answer of ur 2nd Q, look again if u haven't notices in the lines where i said '....forget population based' solution. y dont u ask ur govt to conduct a referendum that whether ppl in pakistan like in balochistan, karachi, isalambad etc feel 'Free' and 'Freedom' in real sense. Common refresh ur definition of Freedom (or u never felt freedom?)

For ur 1st Q, i didn't knew it, wat is ur source of this info. Anyway, they might have been banned becoz of sensitivity of issue.

[Zabee009]

@ak220880 c. Why Amnesty International happened to say that Hundreds of unidentified graves – believed to contain victims of unlawful killings, enforced disappearances, torture and other abuses - have been found in Indian-administered Jammu and Kashmir.

[ak220880]

@Zabee009 yeah i believe it more than u, that there surely be abuses. but on wat basis ur blaming this on India. On basis of ur media, or on basis of fake videos of ur nation, get the touch of reality, my dear frnd. Kashmir have problem of terrorism supported by neighboring country. There r many groups there surviving by the charity given by non-social elements. u haven't noticed lines where i said something abt seperatist groups.

Who should i believe ur videos, ur media, Or kashmiris whom i met

[ak220880]

@Zabee009 Anyway lets say we r going to start a referendum on the 10 rupees that u have in ur pocket, for whose 10 rupees is it.

How u find this idea. Stupid and unacceptable?? Same is the case of Kashmir.

We have all rights on Kashmir, common frnd 1st go and read abt Kashmir issue from a neutral media. We have given them all freedom, we have given them rights to choose their own govt.

[nitrai1991]

@Zabee009 ook at Pakistan's economy. Pakistan can't even feed itself and is on the verge of bankruptcy. It can't even feed itself and what will it feed Kashmir? AK-47 and grenades? India is one of the fastest growing economies of the world and poised to be the 3rd largest economy after US and China in 2020.What about Pakistan? Bombs go off in Pakistan and the entire world doesn't care.Why don't you go on some Pakistani page and write anti-Pak comments if u are sincere on Kashmiri independence?

[Zabee009]

@TheNitinrai Here in Pakistan minorities reside and practice their religions without any hesitation and fear because we believe on equality, the first lesson we are taught by our religion is; whoever kills an innocent, it is as if he has killed all mankind; and whoever saves a person, it is as if he has saved all mankind. We don't have personnel like Lt Col Prasad Purohit in our forces who plant bombs in trains to slay the innocent neighbors.

[Zabee009]

@TheNitinrai When our Sikh brothers and sisters visit Pakistan to conduct their religious ceremonies from India we honor them with our enormous hospitality. Couple of days back a crew of a ship including six Indians was recovered from Somali Pirates by Pakistani government and a local NGO, if you cast a glance on the details of the news you will learn that how much Indian captives and their families were gratified and thankful to Pakis. (...)

[MrWiii]

Yo Gayhind check your website, its been hacked again by ZHC with reply to you chutiya questions lmfaooooooooo

[kashmirintifadaa]

GO INDIA GO BACK,LEAVE KASHMIR!

FREE KASHMIR!

[TheNitinrai]

@kashmirintifadaa go fuck ur mother upside down

[vincewrght]

ZHC!!! Free Palestine and Kasmir!!

[benji219]

well done man..... STupid ZHC fools

[LegendKilI3r]

Whats this Fake Laugh behind you Fake Idiot....You fuking idiot

[uahmed22]

346 views,,,loolz,,dunya ka chutia tareen show,,ager teri maa ki nangi tasweer bhi daldun to millions me vews jaey gaey...lodu pertab singh.

[jayhindtv]

@uahmed22 no hacking will stop the show. :) keep hacking you idiots. the site will be back in 15 minutes max. and in any case you can't stop a single episode from being made and telecast. if we have no views - why bother hacking us? why do you care? :) stop wasting your life ...get your brains working and live like human beings with intelligence. perhaps peole living in a failed state don't know how to.

[zoloish]

@jayhindtv

What a fucking prick you are, got hacked again?? watch out lol

you deserve more than that ;) More coming soon :p

[hashimthegreat12]

@jayhindtv ur site is hacked isnt not such a shameful and disgraceful but yeah ur still living alive after such a disgrace is really a shameful

[uahmed22]

@jayhindtv lol,,Gayhind.tv..what did you said?15 mins max..

me along with my other firends did that ..say ,can you do anything?

No, indians cant.15 mins?? we hack that at 8:40 and site was still hacked till 12:00 when we checked ,,are you drunked?,lol..Now ZHC is playing with your site,.,,hey btw,,why did you forget to mention that CBI was also hacked??loolz. wait i will make a tutorial on how to hack gayhind.tv and upload it on youtube so that every n00b can try his skills.--GAY HIND-

[TheNitinrai]

@uahmed22 abbey madarchod....jaa Zardari ki gaand chaat....haraami porki suwar saala....saale tere ghar aa kar tere pichvaade mein ghusa dunga...zindagi bhar apne mooh se haggnaa....suwar ke naajayiz aulad bhosdi ke

[uahmed22]

@TheNitinrai ,,randi k bache ....hota hai,,hota hai..jab gand me dande padte hain to derd bhi hota hai :D

abhi hackers ne tmhari maachodi hai...Nitin rai,,bhosdi k chutia, lodu ,,ja monmohan se gand mara ..lol.

[TheNitinrai]

@uahmed22 ahmed saale randi ke aulaad...apne hijde baap ko bol Hira Mandi mein mujra karne ke liye....jo chillar milega oose jaa kar apni ammi ke liye burqa khareed lena....bechaari phati bra panties pehen kar ghoomti hai

[raghavendrajha007]

@uahmed22 kaun hai tu sale terrorist ki aulad>>>>>>>>>>

teri maa choodi hai kya jai hind wallo na??madharchod.

[1000Jayeshpandya]

@uahmed22 .....u benchood and daughter fucker U just a piece of shit of our nation.......fokistan......gan­d se nikle ho gand ma hi dal degai.....fokeistan..........n­azaayess....saalo.....

[uahmed22]

loolz,,gayhind dunya k sab se bade chutia insaan ,,gaand me dande ghusedh diye tmhari,,,pehle duudh wale ki site ka mazaq uda rahe thay?? ab tumhari khud ki maa chud gaey??? ,,,lodu ,, tmhari site khali ZHC ne hack nhi kari,,un k ilawa pakleets ne bhi tmhari maa chodi thi aur phir tmhara tb se BALATKAR ho rha hai.CHUTIA TM APNE BAAP KO KEH RHE HO BHEN CHODON,TMHARE HACKERS SIRF APNI MAA CHUDWA SKTE HAIN AUR KUCH NAI.ITNI HIMMAT HAI TO KUCH KRO.UDHAR BETH K KIUN BHONK RHE HO?

[striker4088]

ajeeb chootya he gand pht gae phr bhe bol rha he bhool gya cbi ko. abe rndi he whole india jbhe jtna bhe chod lo feel he nhe hota :DD

[hashimthegreat12]

yeh gaandu kitnay shoq se bta raha hai k gayhind.tv is hacked...u should have drowned in m spit after getting hacked...Kashmir protest will continue till last breadth of hackers...

[statecollegeblues]

Wah bhai wah. "We as a nation deserve people like Satya Sai Baba and Sharad Pawar". Wah, wah. Subhan allah! Arre Savita bhabhi kyun dikhayi nahi deen recently? Kahin bhookh hartal pe to nahin hai?

[HindooInvasion]

aajkal se mayan film review rok diya tumlogon ne kya?

[mitsri1991]

keep on swearing, hindi mein gaaliyaan kam sunney ko milti hai hindi TV shows mein

[manozr]

good episode. keep it up

[echodhwani]

JayHind bole to asli comedy.... Well done Sumit and rest of the team