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[0aiwas0]

that was amazingly brilliant

[thanksforthemessdick]

you are a weirdooo.and I mean that in a good way

[GargamelGold]

@AlmightyAtheismo That is laugh out loud hilarious. But anyway, just in case you don't know, you do realize that Edward Current is a comedian. I don't even know if he is really a Christian or not, but if he is, he's not the fundamentalist he portrays himself as.

[abarrathemaster]

stop macking the great and mightly Edward Current, you this hate Edward because he knows the thruth and that truth is that all you god hatting atheists out there are agents of the evil devil worshipping atheists illuminati CHACK MATE! you better take a life and stop being control by the illuminati. long live the godly Edward Current

[onlywhenprovoked]

@abarrathemaster

"mOcking"

"haTing"

"chEck"

i skipped over the grammatical errors and yoda / balkie speak

and just focused on the misspelling.

just doing my part to help fight illiteracy.

i hope that helps.

[thanksforthemessdick]

@onlywhenprovoked oooo cousin balkie

[shaneisawesome11]

Grrr-fsshh? Aliens don't have vowels?

[lerox22]

make another one like this!!!!!!

[wwwggxcom]

Intro & outro fragments are of ?

[TheHomelessCripple]

AlmightyAtheismo, Edward Current is satire, and it's kinda obvious. I don't get why you're mocking him.

[RayetWolf]

Super good.. Bravo...

[vargulf19]

Edward Current is Satire. He isn't actually a Christian.

[agentsamsonite7264]

yeah well...we have beards...just like jesus...checkmate christians :P

[PiratedLogic]

BaHA black sheep... LMAO!

[satanicinternational]

hehe

[TheAtheistSwede]

lol... funny... =)

[robertwc82]

i also wish mispronouncing it didnt get you the death penalty....ROFL.......this is some of his funniest work yet

[rastarigate]

alright, I laughed out loud quite a bit

[FractalHelix777]

that was incredible...you're good!

[DustyLions]

There is no right religion, there is a right and wrong every one knows from birth. The bible says "not one of you has this right" Those are allegedly god's own words... If you actually studied all religions you'd find everyone is actually wrong.. Two wrongs don't make a right, it makes four wrongs.lol.. So I press the age old question WWJD? Attack on Youtube? I doubt it. Christ was pretty kicked back about it all. and NOTHING like the mess that is going on now..lol

[b3rtne]

why did I see the joker at the very end for about a split second?

[utsavman47]

the checkmate think is really annoying

[320iguy]

but that was what really drove it home for me :)

[7zeddicus]

Your a fucking cluck!!May god forgive you stop denying what you know is true!!WTF is wrong with you people GOD is real!!You make me want to throw up in my mouth, you poisoner of minds!I hope you dont have kids!!

[faithisfiction]

I know how you feel.

I always swear, insult and threaten the future generations of people exercising their right to voice their opinion by denying the existence of the invisible pink unicorn.

A meek and mild unicorn at that...

[320iguy]

i rub to this video and i have a son. lol and he is coming to hell with me LMAO

[7zeddicus]

Im sure you rub alot of things U sick fuck!

[320iguy]

yes i am and i am a teacher in a PUBLIC SCHOOL MUWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!

[utsavman47]

your not a really cool teacher are you ?

ROFLCOPTER !

jking !

[Bozmatic]

7zeddicus

Where is the proof of your god?

[MasterOhSo]

great job of using his style...awesome!

[fastertortoise2]

somebody please remove this guy's tongue before I fucking launch my laptop out of the window

[DXR13KE]

wikipedia'ed baha'i.... the look like an interesting religion.... a more balanced religion i mean...

[Fjarhultian]

How would you go about spelling that? It could prosper as a meme.

Ki-qa-s'shH?

[Escuerd]

Wasn't it inspired a bit by the extant C'thulu meme?

[AlmightyAtheismo]

No, I just pulled the names out of my ass.

[Fjarhultian]

Feel free to pull out more. These squids are fun.

[startreking2007]

Is this a dis on Christianity or Scientology?

[Sloth7d]

I laughed so hard I think I contracted swine flu.

[hyoidbone54]

Quick, somebody go tell PZ that they're here already!

[KARIN094]

Save our Trees.

Wipe your butt with scripture today!

[Cyberbeem]

Your religion = violence

Your religious symbol = a man being tortured to death in a cross

Christianity = illogical = an ordinary man can not be a GOD or son of god (quraan get u fair &square on that one lol)

Your religion = a fast growing recruiting tool for homosexuality/lesbianism. Islam doesnt;

Islam gave an equal rights to women/slaves. Christianity did it centuries latter

Christians recruits ppl in poor countries for food, Islam doesnt have any recruiting tools/manuals

[australianews]

Your religion = a lie like all religions.

Your religion = violence and death to non believers just like the bible.

Your religion = woman are to be treated like property.

Your religion =men haveing sex with young girls.

Your religion = honor killings and free virgins for killing other people.

Your religion = cutting off a womans clitoris so she cant enjoy sex.

Religion = circumcision that ruins the sexual fealings in the penis and gives you a loss of around 1 inch off your erection.

Enjoy

[not4resale]

How the hell does getting the snip shrink your knob?

I don't think it should be done to kids but i'd be interested to find out how losing some skin steals away an inch of cock!

[australianews]

Its simple cut 1 inch off.

Lose 1 inch off your erection.

Cut 1 cm lose 1 cm off your erection.

It is fact from what i have read.

I know in my case i use every bit of skin in an erection .

There is nothing left every bit of my skin gos down the shaft as it erects .

Not only that but there are nerves in that skin ,Why would you want cut through and lose them.

[not4resale]

mate if u can email me a journal that states that, i might be slightly more convinced.

My issue with the logic here is that the skin covering your knob doesn't protrude that far forward (due to it only being a covering) and generally during intercourse it is pulled back. Hence why I don't think that you would lose a full inch off your penis.

I'm not suggesting that circumcision is a good practice, I'm just questioning a part of your argument.

[not4resale]

I'd appreciate it if u sent me something that supports that argument. My issue with it is you are cutting off skin, so nerve endings are obviously cut and sensation is lost but how the hell does your skin sit a full inch in front of your knob!!!???

I'm not saying circumcision is a good practice, i'm just questioning that argument against it. Personally i think circumcision should only be allowed to be performed on consenting adults.

[Largo64]

Hilarious. Got to keep Edward on his toes!

[ambir]

No one worships tiki statues in the bahamas. everyone here is brainwashed in christianity.

but even in that, i'd wish we had to tiki statues. worshipping them makes a lot more sense than worshipping some zombie who came to earth and sacrificed himself to himself as punishment for something he didn't do.

[EdwardCurrent]

I laughed...thanks for the tribute. Sorry I didn't spot it as a response earlier.

[AlmightyAtheismo]

At first I thought you didn't like it and/or were offended.

Glad that's not the case.

[kingbeetletamer]

HAHAHAHA, GREAT! I love it!

[ManicMalcolm]

at about 3.35 Is that the FSM i see .

Ra Men

[AlmightyAtheismo]

No, it's not an FSM.

The Prophet Henderson recieved a vision of the future in which these horrible aliens conquered the Earth.

But the truth drove him insane.

And he began to rant and rave about a "Flying Spaghetti Monster".

If only his primitive human brain hadn't broken under the weight of this terrible truth...

In hindsight, he was our best hope...

If only we had LISTENED!!!!

We had years to prepare....

And did we? NO!

Now the living envy the dead, and the dead are many.

[Athosiphyr]

I'll not be having with you blaspheming the FSM and the great and wise Prophet Henderson! Get 'm boys! Use the meatballs with rocks inside!

PS. great vid!

[DSAhmed]

Did he throw in a "Chex mix" in the middle of his Checkmates?

[AlmightyAtheismo]

"Chex mix"

Yeah, I made a resolution to do it in one take and include any mistakes.

[DSAhmed]

Bahai is basically the way islam was meant to be.... I'm not saying that I practice Bahai, but wikipedia says nice things.

[AlmightyAtheismo]

"Bahai"

What's ironic is that while Muslims see the progression of prophets as:

Abraham>Moses>Jesus>Mohammed

The Bahai just added one more:

Abraham>Moses>Jesus>Mohammed>B­ahá'u'lláh

Each of the Abrahamic Fails claims to be "The Last Revelation".

And then they get angry whenever someone writes a sequel to their stupid books.

Especially hypocritical are the Ayatollahs of Iran and they way they mercilessly persecute the Baha'i.

As Shi'a Muslims, they are a minority themselves!

[bu1ckgnx]

That was freaking hilarious!!!

[Brianswers]

I, for one, welcome our cepholopod overlords :p

You are pwning a parody channel? :) well done anyway. lol

[AlmightyAtheismo]

"I, for one, welcome our cepholopod overlords"

--incoming transmission--

ACCEPTING OUR RULE IS NOT A CHOICE, PUNY HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

--end communication--

[Nihilist127]

That's a mighty small phonebook. Awesome vid.

[AlmightyAtheismo]

The phonebooks in the year 2081 are all much smaller after the Great Purge.

[Nihilist127]

That must be a purge that puts Stalin to shame.

[AlmightyAtheismo]

Arch-Magistrate Nnnnn'oajhhhhh'd made Joe Stalin look like Aung San Su Kyi.

[Nihilist127]

I'll start worshipping these beings and their god right now just in case.

[320iguy]

yeah well after all the Muslims went to the moon there wasn't any one left LMAO

[dragonofthedarknight]

Oh god I fucking love this!! The squid thingy is fucking great!

[Knowntje]

ahha great! making satire from satire :D fantastic job

[AlmightyAtheismo]

Bedankt

[Knowntje]

and nog nederlands ook :)

[spinkwotzer]

This IS Edward Current isn't it? It sounds like his voice.

[edmanrapperu]

SATSUGAAAAAAAAI!!!

...Sorry, I just had to do that, anyway luv the vid SUBSCRIBED!

[AlmightyAtheismo]

Gracias.

Satsugai es una canción fresca, hice mi canción personal.

[Kimbert91]

satiring a satire artist. That's a new one :D

[PissedOffAtheist]

Dude, you just satired a satire. My brain hurts.

[IamtheVOICE123]

I am not to sure if you know this, but that guy is actually completely satiracal.

[gothatfunk]

5stars. impressive!

[hamilton701]

Lulz

Your entry is creative and absolutely fucking hillarious. Great job.

[anthonzi]

2:30 8 sig figs. I'm impressed.

[Censeo]

Satire of satire surely is difficult, but you managed to do it with flying colours. Great job!

[AlmightyAtheismo]

Kiitos