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  • I know when i'm Hmong because my last name is Xiong xD

  • Love ur video nice done.

  • Lol this video is very funny! but it's true when your were telling us about being hmong. keep it up :)

    --Christina Xiong

  • You know you're Hmong when any other races talks about your race or bully you, you bring all your friends or cousins and beat them up until they don't mess with you anymore. YOU KNOW YOU'RE HMONG WHEN YOU NEVER LOSE TO ANY RUMBLES!!

  • @PhajEjKiller that's not right, that approach, everyone does that and thinks like that too, it doesn't make you look extraordinary and cool, and it will not stop others from hating each other. Be a wise and true gentlemen, that's what a bad person is afraid of, people that they can try to mess around with but couldn't hurt their spirit. At the same time, not everything the song said is absolutely true, if we get mad it means we are what he said so lets all grow up.

  • @PhajEjKiller hey listen, this video isnt much of seriousness.. besides it is true of what im saying, so we're all here just to say something in the comments, im not trying to put the comment and represent bad. just a little something that is true.

  • lmao , awesome!

    lol wat's the name of the song ? sound pretty tite :D

    

  • lmfao ey Tou, i am so hmong! ahahhaha

  • Ohhh, gosh, you cracked me up! Everything is soooo true! Aha ; )

  • "ohhh, mai!" *:D* LOLLL nice one.

  • Hmong don't speak English And Hmong only Speak Hmong

  • yep...the youngsters deny that they listen to OG/songs with Hmong lyrics...thanks for the telling the truth...LOL

  • we are hmong..love this...lmao now

  • lol we are "SO HMONG"

  • OMG... when he said you know you are hmong, when hmong music comes on and you get gigi with it... LOL... i did wat he did... got gigi with it and even lip-singed it with him... ahaha... !

  • you know your hmoob when there is no more rice at home and you lose your freaken mind! you'll be in the kitchen tearing shit up, throwing wonder breads all over.

  • your so cute ;)

  • very well done man, i'll be passing this around.

  • Lmao funny as heck keep it up ..more vid please

  • i know that im hmong when i eat lunch at 7:00am

  • Lol dude your hilarious! Love it!!

  • You know your Hmong when it's 3" in length lol.

    You know your Hmong when you wear Asian nike.

    You know your Hmong when you watch Hmong girls lie :).

    You know your Hmong if u can read this ( Koj yog hmoob thai teb)

  • THE BEST IS THE DOG part....for a second i thought u meant eating dogs lol but actually our best friend is the chicken

  • Yo this nigga trying to be hard lol i bet hes a blood too cause only fag bloods put themselves online

  • You know ur hmong when your parents wont let you go over to your boyfriends house. When you get yelled at for not doing any chores when you werent even told to, when men creep on you at the new year LOLS. (This is for the girls)

  • u know your hmong when u have a blue tarp in your backyard.

    u know your hmong when u go fishing and u bring home 5 coolers of fish.

    lol!

    just having some fun....dont take it to the heart ya'll!

  • HEKA FUNNYYY ! :D

  • you know when your hmong when: 1. you have aluminum behind ur stove 2.you have duh lots of family pictures 3. u have a bunch of steel chairs jus in case of hmong gatherings 4. u have the ou plee thing in ur living room 5. a small useless tv in one of the rooms in the house 6. u have a used asian car like toyota, honda ect. from like 1996 7. ur parents english is like dis 8. u have hmong co kia with duh blue strap 9. ur blanket is veddy fluffy with flowers 10. HMONG
  • you where playing my song :)) by : Phung- Bow Chika Wow Wow.

  • Oh man, I was laughing and covering my mouth and then you pointed that out and I tried to stop doing it but couldn't. Funny video!

  • You know when you're Hmong when / if :

    1. You have at least a picture / poster of General Vang Pao .

    2. You own at least one van .

    3. You listen to the Hmong Radio on the phone .

    4. Your family eat "Zaub Toj Siab"

    5. You grow corn or any vegetables in the front/back yard .

    6. Your front step have more than 5 pairs of sandals/shoes .

  • haha FUNNY.

  • LOL u funny ... I like

  • ahaha! good one man brother lols

    

  • You know you're Hmong when everyone thinks your Mongolian.

    You know you're Hmong when you look forward to seeing someone get beat up at your local New year Festival.

    You know you're Hmong when Hmonglish is your primary language.

    You know you're Hmong when you want to get a college education just so that you can go back home and raise game cocks.

  • You know you're Hmong when your freezer is filled with (1) squirrels, (2) deer meat, and (3) various species of fish.

    You know you're Hmong when you only know and address your relatives as granma, grandpa, uncle, aunty, older brother, sister, elder, etc.

    You know you're Hmong when you have cravings for boiled pork with Chinese green mustard.

    You know you're Hmong when annonymous people call you to sell you dubious medications when you are sick.

  • You know you're Hmong when the Hmong Knife is your main cutlery.

    You know you're Hmong when your medicine cabinet is your backyard herbs.

    You know you're Hmong when your mom complains about you noyt getting married all the time.

    You know you're Hmong when other food dishes pairs up well with a bowl of rice.

    You know you're Hmong when you get gang banged/jumped at your local Hmong New Year Festival.

    You know you're Hmong when there is a banana tree in front of your house.

  • All Hmong dolls are scary. -.- and Oh my goodness, you seriously sound like a MTT HAHAHA. xD

  • @aoshuriken TATS BECUZ HE AIN'T NO WHITE WASHED!!!

  • @ThEASsASsiN959651 I never said it was bad.. Lol

  • This Is Hilerous

    

  • KDWB is Fucken HOE-LAIR-RE-IS. hahahahaha

  • Lol!! So funny!!! I literally laughed

  • Lol I'm definitely not hmong then I'm hmong but I don't do half of these things

  • @SuperSpiker99 I Never Wrote This Haha

  • BTW U R VERYYYYY HANDSOME =)

  • lmaoooo soo hard...lmaoo..ahahhahha...omg!­!! u just made my day AGAIN! ahahhhahhahahaha....i laughed til i cried..lol...

  • - Haters can hate , but y'know , you still got ME ! ahahahaa xD you're funny , have a great day ^^ XXOO -KaBao Lee

  • stupid bitch...u gay..u needed to stop posting ur gay self in youtube...

    hmong pride

  • Lmao, Aww, you're adorable. Haha, true stuff. Keep it up yo! :D

  • Ok, so I a white and was looking to see what it meant to be Hmong and came across this video. At first I was like...what the fuck is this. Then you had me laughing my ass off. I take it Hmong means Vietnamese. You're funny. What when i hear "jew lie hecut fow two dowlas" Hehehe.

  • lol hahha i lovee the chicken part! its so truee

    but the talking on the phone with mai sweety was so uglyy hahha i laughed so hard i almost piss myself :)

  • OMG YOU'RE FUNKEN FUNNY

  • Lmao funnnyyy..u kno ur hmong when u kno a joke is a joke...tiger bite haterzzzz lol

  • I love the chicken part :DD

  • who do u think u r? y do u have so much prejudice against your own, try to be funny, ur more than funny. crazy maybe.

  • You know you're hmong when there is a pile of sandals in front of the doorway. Lol.

  • That is so gay

  • Fuck bitch

  • Sexy

  • Gay

  • I know I'm Hmong because when it comes to buy a car we pay CASH!!!

  • Is that a Thai chicken...???

  • You know you're Hmong when you have a bunch of shoes out on the porch.. haha

  • Haha !!!! Love it . I kno I'm Hmong because when it comes to cousin coming to our house all you see are Honda cars , Toyota cars , civic nd so on . In our house we have two refrigerator nd I'm pretty sure others do too . Nd some family don't eat at the table together . ;p

  • lol pretty funny

  • I THINK HMONG R AWESOME CUZ I AM HMONG! N MAN U MAKE IT LOOK LIKE UR SINGIN ON THE SONG THINGY XD

  • I THINK HMONG R AWESOME CUZ I AM HMONG!

  • HAHA YOU TOTTALLY MADE MY DAY ! <3

  • lmao ur funnie. liked ur video *thumbs up. =)

  • funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Lol. I lovee tis video.

    I was on my lunch break at work while watching tis and laugh my ASS off. My co-workers was like.."Watyou watching???" Aniwaise..I subscribe. :)

  • where can i get that song lol

    

  • Ur Hmong when you stick together like sticky rice! Lol...

  • LOL LOVE THE PROPS!

  • ROFLMFAO

    

  • You are so funny!

  • You know you're Hmong when rice and water is considered a delicacy.

  • You know you're Hmong when you're trying to find your Hmong friend's house and you notice it by all the shoes in front of the door :D

  • kong vaa. haha fail say it right next time

  • ur hmong doll...cracks me up hella bad...ha.ha.ha.ha.

  • You know when you're hmong when you have a fat ass machete in the knife drawer

    You know when you're hmong when you have a knife drawer

    you know when you're hmong when you own a pair of flip flops at least somewhere in the house

    You know when you're hmong when you have tin foil on or around your oven

    You know when you're hmong when your mom or dad wears mix matching tennis shoes with their clothes

    you know when you're hmong when your mom likes to wear floral tops!

  • totally love dis hahahaha

  • make a response video to the video of the two xiong girls!!! "How Hmong Girls Lie"!!!!!!

  • LOL! You're one big cutie. This video cracked me up!

  • oh my gosh your halarious!!!

    i craked up at the bread part

    damn my grandma and little cousin use that

  • i agree...i do that alot. thumb up!!!! i only dance with the music when i'm alone in the room.

  • Lmfao ;) love it

  • Lmao..!! I shud test my fewnd if shes relly hmong lol

  • wow what a great video!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And my sister said she saw you at HND lol she is a fan!

  • on a serious note....I know I'm Hmong when I know where the Hmong people originated from, and it ain't Laos or Thailand. I know I'm Hmong when I know that Hmong people use to rule China before China was China. I know I'm Hmong when I know who Chiyou is (sucks for you, if you don't).

  • Free chai vang!!!

    Haha

  • Yea. The fucking jordans all in the walk way of the door so guests can't walk through. Haha.

    Farm life!!! bitches

  • HE TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THE HUNDREDS OF SHOES BY THE DOOR LMAO

  • lmao great vid ahahahaha! I'm so HMONG FOR REAL!

  • YOU KNOW YOU'RE HMONG WHEN YOU SEE THIS VIDEO FUNNY ASSSSS HECK!

  • n u know u r KDWB if u FUCK ur MOM...KDWB fuck his mom

  • chicken fucker

  • u so rite bro...lol

  • WHOEVER THAT STEVEY-O GUY iS, SHOULDA`GOT HiS ASS WHOOPED!!!

  • WHOEVER THAT STEVEY-O GUY iS, SHOULDA`GOT HiS ASS WHOOPED!!!

  • ur stupid cuz LOL, guess who. C _ A

  • hahaa u make me laugh dud, but i like this video :] im hmong toooo and i like people like u tht represent us HMONGS :D

  • You're funny. Kudoss.....:)

  • lol fail! kong pulled it off man ur right dude, u know ur hmong when a mans best friend is a chicken, i thought that was a clever one haahahah bravo bravo!

  • LOLLLL. Ohh..nyob zoo os mai.

  • you know your hmong if you have rice stuck on your shirt lol

    when you watch hmong moive

    and when you mad you say tiger bite or in other way face or when you use the same word to much tiger bite face die aha

  • You know you're hmong when you have a garden in your backyard.

    You know you're hmong when you have chickens in the backyard.

    You know you're hmong when you have a small honda car and a toyota truck.

    You know you're hmong when you talk about whose rooster is better.

    You know you're hmong when you talk about medicine and listen to the hmong radio on your phone. or when your honda sounds like a bumblebee.

  • @wilsonthao ahhaha you noe when your hmong wen your backyard is filled with onion lettuce and pepper

  • @wilsonthao I am Hmong and i have none of that shit in my backyard, drive a cadillac, fck chickens, fck hondas slow as car, medicine fck that we have Rite Aid to supply me medicine LOl

  • @PhoGuy70 Well i think thats pretty sad because you are becoming less hmong. what i mean by that is you are starting to forget you culture, heritage, Religion. Thats just in my perspective. i'm glad i still know how to read and write it.

  • Oh u noe beezy too?! Dats my guy! I recognize when I heard thee song

  • such a funny video.

  • LMAOz this vid was very entertaining!

    You know you're Hmong when?

    -You eat rice+hot chili pepper with almost every dish

    -You grow your own food in your own backyards

    -You see tons of shoes (even old unworn ones) laying somewhere around the front door

    -There's a rooster crowing in the back yard

    -You see a van packed with tons of kids

    -The freezer is filled with a bunch of animals that before are finished being eaten are topped off with fresh new ones

  • Lmfao ur so funny true to everything u say !

  • Aha, you got every reason out there to be hmong :)

  • HAHA, I like this video :) Great job.

  • OMG! You remind me of my brother!

  • Nice that explains hmong ahahah i like it hehehe

  • HAhahah youre SO FUNNY AND CUTE!!! LOL

  • Laos Civil War:

    -Grandfather:(Hmong Soldier)

    -Father:(Hmong child soldier after the war)

    -Me :(Hmong College boy)

    I don't tend to join the US military. My Grandfather and my father all have the blood of soldier willing to kill the enemy. I got my softness from my mother.

    Damn You Mom! I'm too soft and too nice.

  • Awe I like this video:)

  • Kong, i love your videos there so funny. My dad always told me that when you can read and write in hmong, you are a real hmong person. I dont know if thats true or not.

  • EYY!!! Come check out our short movie that answer the question "What was Hmong like back in Laos or Thailang?" Leave a comments, thanks!

  • he got some sexy lips! :)

  • @ShiniGamiSTR HE DOES OMG!!! LOL 

  • you are a dork! funny stuff.

  • you need to turn that cap around and look professional before you yap that hole in your face. Dumb ass! take that 6:54 and learn something worth while before you post up anymore video of your dumb shit self.

  • @cb7tuner320

    "haters wanna hateeee, lovers wanna love, but all I wanna do is PISS ON YOU!!!" ;)

  • @Kripple Let me PISS ON YOU!

  • @marchmallowvampyre

    from you mangina? :D and dude... seriously??? I thought you were already done? I've made like... 4 movies since you've been gone! lol. add me on facebook. I'd love to carry on a conversation with you on there. :)

  • @marchmallowvampyre You still suck! and haven't watched any of the other four sorry videos you've made. and, no thanks, I don't want to facebook friend you. LOL!

  • @marchmallowvampyre

    More like you love this video so much that you keep coming back to watch it ;) Look bro!! You now have what??? 2 more people disliking it with you? lmao! HEY THOUGH! did you participate in the KDWB protests?? sucks if you didn't since you were the one getting all emotional about it to me. And "darn it", I was really hoping to befriend you! lmao! "I guess I'm stuck commenting back and fourth with a "nonavailable channel" douche :D grow some grapes :)

  • @Kripple grow some grapes? Aren't they for eating? LOL. fyi, I gave KDWB my two cents unlike you who only added fuel to their fire...supporting their stereotypes of Hmong people. I don't like to befriend those who make it worse for Hmong people....thus I enjoy bashing on your video because of it. I am emotional with a passion in this case unlike you who has lost an emotional chip on your shoulders. For that, I piss on you! You suck!

  • @cb7tuner320 YOU MUST BE FROM KDWB. YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO GO CREATE 10 ACCOUNTS TO DISLIKE THIS VIDEO. LAME ASS WHITE BOI.

  • @cb7tuner320 u better keep ur ugly ass away

  • You know your Hmong when:

    - Your parents try deter you from dating by threatening marriage on you.

    - Killing chickens/pigs/cows is a family activity

    - One fish isn't enough, coolers full of fish is

    - You have a freezer, full of dead things in plastic bags

    - You have that freezer in your garage

    - Cucumbers are eaten with salt and spice

    - You have been to a store with "golden,lucky,star,dragon,lion­,sun,or market" in its name

  • the baby is so cute lol but i want to hear the song

  • lol this made my day brighten up! LOL Pretty Creative on that doll there lol!

  • LMFAO ! i cover my mouth all the time when i laugh ! LOL

  • LMFAO !

  • You know you're hmong when you know a girl name Mai [Maiv Qab Zib] lmao =)

  • lol oh wow kong

    

  • You know you're hmong when you have a BIG ASS PILE of shoes by the door. LOL

  • your hmong when ur conceited. xD

    * AMEN ! =]

  • You know you`re hmong when yo` family owns a toyota or Honda car.

    You know you`re hmong when your family lies your age at the buffet.

    You know you`re hmong when there`s cars infront of yo` house everyweekend

    You know you`re hmong when got blankets from 7 mile fair. HAHAHA

  • Lmfao at the part when you laugh when you cover your mouth , I just happened to do that unconsciously while laughing

  • good all but shi-t you are so sux siab when u sing xab thoj song hmong tsis gay

  • WE ARE NOT "WHAT", BUT "WHO".  DO NOT DOWNGRADE WE "HMONG". YOUNG MEN?

  • hahaha Kong I like this!!! I know I'm hmong for sure...=)

  • lol. i like heev =)

  • hahahahahaha wow u r so funny,man good one

  • i cant stop watching the part with ur niece.. haha.. tooo funny.. and the chicken part is funny too!! u pulled it right out of ur booty.. :D

  • You know you're Hmong when you think White people are stupid for grounding their kids... you know you're Hmong when you think White people are weird for kissing and sleeping with dogs and cats. lol You know you're Hmong, when guests are at the door and you go, "Oh come inside home come inside home, sit down sit down, drink water drink water.." lol say it in Hmong.

  • You know you're HMONG when you're man best friend is a CHICKEN... ahahahah that is sooo true. lol Chickens are treated better in Hmong than Dogs.. lol

  • Cool video! U are funny, and I think this is the right way to respond back to KDWB. We shouldn't rant back at them because it's just going to create more problems. We need to show them how to make fun of us in a way that wouldn't offend us. Make fun of us by not looking down on us, but things that we would also laugh at.

  • how do i know i'm hmong? well, that's very simple. both of my parents are hmong and i'm born to be hmong. even if i don't do all these stuff, i'm still hmong. it wouldn't make sense to tell me that i'm NOT hmong if i don't do these stuff, right? lol. anyway, all the stuff that you mentioned had been passes through generation from the hmong family, not because of who we are or our traditional. it's just their way of how they live. but hey, i'm just stating my opinions and i respect yours too. :^)

  • I like dis guy

  • lol I love this!

  • Lol I seriously could not stop laughing! And yes, i covered my mouth :)

  • Eh bro whats the song when it was played on the hmong doll sounds pretty doped

  • "Do whatever you want to me...." bwuahaha am I the only one who caught that?

  • @Charlesvang09

    I was totally referring to you buddy ;) "you can do whatever you want to me Charlesvang09" lmao

  • @Kripple

    1:55-2:03. LOL

  • LOL! I still love KDWB, regardless! i listen to them every morning.

  • I wanna know all the songs in this video, please tell me :) thanks. And I can't find you on facebook so find me...? Lol. Jenny yang :)

  • u know ur hmong wen u dont have the right curtains on ur windows hahahaha

    u know ur hmong wen u have the red bracelet on ur hands and feet and on ur neck

    u know ur hmong wen u wear sandal on a rainy days

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  • LOL! Hilarious!

  • Hahahah! I loved this video! :D you were freakin hilarious!

  • hey nyob zoo tij laug! lolz.. the def of hmong is you!!!!!!!!!! haha ncie vid bro...

    -txu zoo yaj

    -yooj yim yaj

    5/5 bro!

  • u noe ur hmong wen theres hella sandles in the front door.