Robowar ! Lots of bullets and a Predator ripoff!

[welcometoskyvalley]

Oh my god, that music.

[Redhunteur2]

Uh... I'm prety sure this ISThe Pretator movies you guys. I think you make a mistake here. I saw Jesse Venturo is that last cene.

[DrDress]

And the music at 2:00. As if it weren't enough action cliche already

[rl1712]

HEY ASSHOLE!!!

[Thamauturge]

I uploaded the full movie, no parts.

/watch?v=hQi15uV3qYQ

[johndulaney]

Reb and I made ROBOWAR together in the Philippines and here is some footage shot by Catherine Hickland and me... FWIW.

Search for this title:

ROBOWAR - BEHIND THE SCENES, REB BROWN, CATHERINE HICKLAND, PHILIPPINES, Dir. Bruno Mattei

john dulaney (PAPA DOC)

[Skac01]

i think they were dead after the first 5000 bullets, there's no need for the other 20000

[GoblinXXX]

@Skac01 They were just trying to lighten their load, i think. That was probably 50 pounds less ammunition they had to carry.

[stacia99]

Quang, take point!

[Superunknown190]

I blame Spoony for me watching this.

[TheGalazin]

Holy shit, he killed the guitar player from Soundgarden.

[GoblinXXX]

@TheGalazin Good!

[HaistaPaska92]

@GoblinXXX No, not good, Bad >:C

[U3X6785]

HE is being attacked by the robots from Yor!!

[MrAmokz]

I just love how at 0:19 those guys who are supposed to be experienced special forces soldiers are using 18th century line infantry tactics.

[SilverTHOffical]

"GODDAMN TALKING MACHINE!"

[HoboJoe83]

"Hey Asshole!" is pretty much Reb Brown's catch phrase.

[JudgeMagisterDelita]

I uploaded it to Youtube. Here:

v=fxlbkC1S8Rk

[Hannibal457]

I love how the guerilla's turn towards the line of armed commandos and just laugh before they get filled with holes. Not to mention the fact that Reb actually alerts them to their presence before he turns them into swiss cheese.

[Nagneto]

HEY ASSHOLES! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­A!!!!

[nightcrow90]

This is REB FUCKN BROWN! Give him a gun and a script that says: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­ARH! and it will get epic in all action scenes.

[nightcrow90]

"GREASY GREASY GREASY!"

REB FUCKING BROWN!

[Xephon0930]

This is like the fucking A-Team on crack!!!!!!

[choc113]

@Xephon0930 Except the A team never managed to shoot anyone!

[Rotarna]

"- Hey asshole! HEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAA!!!!"

0:21 Adolf?

[TheZombieKing]

JAKODAAAAAAAA- oh wait, wrong movie!

[solidfreak123]

lol wut?

[Timewap]

what is so fucken greasy robo man?

[zingtea]

I wish I had that kind of theme music playing whenever I randomly wandered through the jungle.

[v1per187]

I had no idea Reb Brown was in so many commando action movies in the 80s. He is the man.

[jruwing87]

@v1per187 of course. he's yor.

[Hybris]

You sayin' that Reb Brown's' career was killed by a robot ? It's a bullshit psyche job,he's had two or three flops at the most,he'll bounce right back.Fuckin' robot.

[suumr]

Ugliest special forces team ever.

[das81]

Retarted Robot with italian accent.

[Magitek111]

I -think- the robot might be saying "recieved", but it does sound like "greasy".

[RyanKaufman]

Captain America how could you?

[Anarchist86ed]

Greasy greasy. Double cheese pizza greasy.

[Mainsail76]

Would it kill those guys to shoot from the shoulder for once?

[leonel1982]

best sound track EVER!

[cantor0305]

who is Mc Tiernan? mattei the real master...

[bigbizable]

wtf??? whos the old dude??

lol

[shaunpaikai]

Big McLargeHuge

[Shapeies]

B.A.M  Big Ass Motherfuckers HELL YEAH!.......USA! USA! USA!

[jackolous]

these guys are so badass they kill the same group of people 3 times before they hit the ground haha

[omamder5]

the fucking robot...

"One target greasy"

[Gramra]

@omamder5 It's "Receiving..."

[Gramra]

I meant to say "Received"

[Dta2d]

hahaha how many times did the same guys get shot off of the same jeep? lol quality stuff right there haha

[TheXenomorph1]

Bruno Mattei... always made a friggin' movie like that in the old times...

[tkhushrenada]

I love how their plan is to wander aimlessly in dangerous terrain with virtually no cover at 1 mile per hour. They're probably wondering where the hell the rock music's coming from.

[Anarchist86ed]

Greasy greasy.

[redwingstarone]

big shit :D

[malbecks316]

It's like the makers of this only saw the scene in Predator immediately after Jesse Ventura's death, and they were all like "We can't have our heroes shoot at NOTHING! They need targets, motivation and lots of stupid lines to lend class to their constant shooting!"

[VendavalEste]

I wish I knew what the hell that song was, I have the Greek version of this movie and it only appears in the credits (and it's shorter).

[MaidenViolator]

0:23

They fell off that jeep twice

[ricthecoolguy]

Lol Tommy Chong Kidnapping Girls,Reb Brown,and "Greasy" Robots...Fuck yeah got to get this on Boot Leg XD

[theelostriots9999]

Fuck me this is brilliant. Totally renting this if I can find it :D

[VendavalEste]

Good luck finding a rental, your best bet is to find a bootleg DVD, it's worth it though.

[startrekingali]

how did they not notace them standing there?

also, the black one looks like moss off the IT crowd!

[Denta92]

Seriously, do anyone know the band that made that rock song at the end? I need to know!

[rl1712]

Has anyone seen Spoonys review on this. Pure brilliance.

How many bullets did they need to waste just to kill those guys lol

The robot does sound like hes saying Greasey

[MrArmageddon666]

I think he's saying "proceed."

[Capng123]

He seems to be saying "precede" which sounds like the kind of mistake a writer would make if he spoke english as a second language and accidentaly thought he was writing "proceed"... which is the only logical explanation I can come up with for that.

You'd think the actor actually READING the dialogue might notice it was a little off though...

Oh well...GREASY!

[daogenify]

yeah i saw it. It was a really funny review.

I loved the "BAM" part. "Bad Ass Motherfuckers.

[JamesMeteoriteHall]

Don't you mean "Big Ass Motherfuckers"? lol

[daogenify]

yeah maybe that is correct.

[MLH]

The Predator would have fucked everyone up by now...

[legion22NO]

Its so bad its nearly good. Only nearly though.

[Junkyard1105]

Reb Brown is God. How he did not win an Oscar for his performance as Commander Dave Ryder, I'll never know.

[pmills89]

1:48

the editor left his whitesnake tape on=)

[strikecommando01]

upload more clips please

[azzwort]

Please god i hope at some point in the course of this rip-off reb brown says "GET TO THE CHOPPA!"

[FNGLHR]

Its "Get to the boat" in this movie actually.

[LoD100]

1:00

Overkill much?

[Todd8Todd8Todd]

No, action movie.

[LoD100]

Ah yes....

[CreepyMcCreep]

Oh Reb Brown, your career was silly but not in vain. You have entertained us in so many ways.

[sethnuva]

i like the hardcore guitar solo during the slow walk.

nothing makes long boring walks enjoyable like cheesy 80's hair metal tap solo's

ROCK ON XD \m/

[VendavalEste]

I have the Greek version, I don't think this song appears until the end credits, which sucks because I fucking love how cheesy it is.

[TheOtherBono]

reb brown!? Yor's world he's the man!!

[arkmiguel]

damnit man, you beat me to the punch!!

[LukieWukie]

Ouch...

[solidturd666]

Wow. Thanks for posting this. This is so painful to watch

[Firelogger]

WHAT COUNTRY PRODUCED THIS?

[strikecommando7]

italy

[GreyFoxV1]

Romania

[MonkeyMechX2]

If anyone comes across a torrent, reply to this message.

[FearsomeKane]

@MonkeyMechX2

I found one and trying it out now it's downloading a high speed, waiting to see if original or fake

[EnclaveSturm]

LMFAO I used to have this on tape as a kid back in the 90's, thought it was cool (didn't even know it was a ripoff), now it's just plain shit and hillarious.

[Raltaran]

MOVE MOVE MOVE!

[travj1978]

Big McLargehuge!

[T850CSM101a1676]

roflmao

[fleshsniper1]

which came first?

[ufianin]

Thats how McTiernan got inspired to make the Predator movie:)

[zscalekitty]

LOL... Did he have a vision from the future?  :D Predator was made in 87 and Robowar in 88.

I imagine Alan Silvestri was also inspired by Al Festa's original music. :P

[OrientOranges]

Lol "1, 2" "I kill her!" "3" Then he shoots him with the pistols and the other guy steps forward and perforates him with an m60, lol.

[Cantu1984]

WOW Tommy Chong and Chuck Norris in the same movie.

[Industro]

It's about the same amount of guns and explosions used in an episode of The A-Team.

[ah3133]

lol!!! the robot was horrible. it was something out of mighty morphin power rangers.

[em23]

"listen asshole..im in command here"

needs to be the tagline.

[em23]

so the budget for this was like....50 bux or so?

[gothreapertits]

I'd kill to get my hands on this goddamn movie.

[mikefictiti0us]

Wow, thats some first rate acting and special effects, lol....

[russellkurenburg]

Lawd some good shit.

[paulnutz]

damn robots fuck technology. this has inspired me to join the army.

[bigdumbgoon]

This is a pretty funny movie. I loved it. Anything directed by Bruno Mattei and staring Reb Brown is pure gold. Though I do think there was too many scenes of them just wondering through the jungle aimlessly.

[mdbum]

never mind, lol, says so in descript

[mdbum]

isn't that the guy from Space Mutiny?

[Carrythe2]

Fantastic gurning there from the "She's deadweight!" guy.