Late For Work - Dane Cook

[einbischen]

Who cares about being late to a shitty job? I wake up late for a shitty job and just go meh... and show up an hour later.

[TheDbot2000]

Why are all these people hating? He's fucking funny!

[llMiCKll]

this guy needs to retire. AND FUCKIN DIIIIE HAHAHAHAHAHA

[wfbgenius]

I have been late to work so many times that I wake up at 3 in the morning with the "OH MY GOD I'M LATE" feeling. That sucks.

[usmaddog7]

You mean late for work like that abortion of a movie you were in Employee of the month.!:UNWACTHABLE.!

[Rubix0517]

I had the same thing happen to me when I was nineteen, only it was at an arts & crafts store. Felt bad ever since too. Happier now, after realizing it doesn't really matter so much in the long run. Just one of those regrets we have in life to learn from.

[usmaddog7]

Hey Dane get a garden hose and put one end in your exhast pipe and the take the outher end and put it in your cock lipped mouth you fucking cum junky faggot.!

[AA72AA72]

This is so unbelievably true and accurate for everyone waking up and before even looking at the clock you know you are late.

[NorCalsRedline]

This is amazing.

[Evellinestu]

I can relate to every single word of this. TwT It's so true~

Who ever said the truth hurts? I RELISH IN THE PATHETIC HILARITY THAT IS THE TRUTH! XD

[snugglebear4]

DON'T DO THAT CLOCK, i dont like when you play stupid clock games!!!!!!

[ashweeter]

i look at the clock.. it's 1:45.... in the afternoon baby!! That's like, 5 and a half hours late LMFAO

[Foreverbluesbaby]

yeah yeah yeah... well, FUCK YOU!

[Foreverbluesbaby]

What's the one thing I want to do?!

[SonadowIsTheBomb]

i just fell over laughin and almost died  GO DANE!!!

[seanblazer5323]

WWAAAATTTTT!!!! XD

[coleisawesome532]

with a side of eghhh! LMFAO

[donutzfordunkin]

5 people are late

[ImaginaryWarmth]

just enough time to do NOTHING!

[SonadowIsTheBomb]

i cried cause i was laughin so hard

[MrsDahvieBipolar]

our movies are in your future e_e

[DrakeneoX]

So thats why it was closed that day!

[KisherFisher]

Just ugh with a side of UGH

[TheXXkillerXx147]

Like if you absolutely LOVE Dane CookXD

[66ohmy88]

uh oh thats a twix moment

[fosternixon]

My god, no joke when said 1:45 in the afternoon I look at the corner of the monitor and its 1:45...!

[MrShenhai]

I'm late for school all the time... and my clock NEVER plays games on me!

[AveragePsychoRocker]

I DON'T LIKE WHEN YOU PLAY STUPID CLOCK GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!

[YourichiCat]

lol the adiences laughs! x)

[00Jabberwoofles00]

@YourichiCat you can sometimes hear them dry hacking with laughter.

[xzoe16]

AHAHAH... DON'T DO THAT CLOCK..... HAHAHA

[Thatguywiththelaptop]

That's when you say you were sick and couldn't get to the phone.

[viresproductions]

the video was uploaded on 420 ;D

[kari06456]

xD

[slcamable]

you just get this feeling in your chestal section. lol



[escapethefate25446]

my x-mas sweater in july, lmfao!

[jeffreitzel]

if u think he uses it to much u should listen to katt williams that dude uses the n word and fuck in his jokes like 20 times no dos resepect to katt he his a great comedian

[outkastfan6]

4:30

[peterpanlegend]

I wonder if he really told that story as an excuse (as a joke of course.) I don't know why but even though he uses a lot of harsh language, it doesn't really distract or bother his comedy, it's still freakin' hilarious. The only thing that does sometimes stick out too much is the over-use of the word "fucking this and that" but even so, he's great. But those are still the reasons why I appreciate Brian Regan more. He's just about as hilarious but not single swear word used.

[boardchick1314]

dane cook is soooooo funny

[odoc346]

i hate it when you wake up you have the feeling and you hurry and get ready and in my case run to school then you notice it isnt even open yet, you ask a janitor what time it is and he tells you its 8:00 pm

[ezsambball8]

im late late for what i hate hahahahahaha

[watkoolkidzdoo]

hahaha

[Larrylolo]

LMAO i was listenign to this on the bus and peopel were staring at me cause i was laughing so hard!

[Roothkiss]

I was listening to the "public bathroom" one in the bus and i was in tears of laugh. After that i was so embarrassed that i got off even though it wasn't my stop.

[Foreverbluesbaby]

@Larrylolo Don't you hate when that happens!

[bxle7]

he took a dump on my chest

[BreXluh]

LMAO!!!

[shurgergirl12]

OMFG he is sooo fn funny

[josh932]

The Gazelles where dancing on my chest! Lol he is hilarious!!!!!!!

[stickinetic]

Welcome to Kinkos!

[warriorkid7]

lol XD

[TSsun]

fuck you LOL

[elisabethmuniz]

DON'T DO THAT CLOCK!

XD

[shurgergirl12]

this is so funny! how the heck does he come up wit this stuff?

[Pokerusman1]

welcome to kinkos

[and112095]

lol is it just me or in this pic does dane cook like wolverine in the X men?

[meganfeichtinger]

HAHAHA

it's not you.

:D

[bh0294]

omg becuz u said that i can see him

[Delta0091]

LOL

[DAVO360]

Lol at 5:38 he didn't even have time to get dressed so he was nude xD

[1981z28camaro]

haha, I laughed my ass off at the last joke, haha, Dane Cook is the best

[FlamingCheese555]

ooooh

[qmasta7]

and then you get this feeling in your chestal section

LOL