Re: Best Sex Ever!!!

[Muaver]

sounds like you had a great time

[hickorean12]

Totally knew she was making the whole thing up

[xLoveHopeex]

I knew it was a lie upon seeing the thumbnail.

[adzboi26]

i orgasm ed like 3 and half timess

[fdahte]

man this video is so funny

[zachattack813]

Who would fuck u... Nobody. U wonder why u have never had sex. That is because ur ugly as fuck. Are u serious u are funkin ugly. Are u a girl or a dude cause I can't tell. I knew u were bull shitin me the whole time.

[lowberry]

man the harpooons...............

[Noblyuntruthful]

I think your hott, id do you in a heartbeat

[Noblyuntruthful]

i was the best sex ive ever had

[crunk8219]

"we were orgasming all over the place"

[ImHazee]

LOL

[Fribarn]

your supid



[mackdaddyabel]

HAHAHAHAHA! no need to tell us you were bullshitting at the end, we knew it from the start. btw, what gender are you? i cant tell, and that question mark in the back makes me wonder if you know it yourself as well...

[JTNugget]

Obvious troll is obvious. But you will still come to regret this video in the future. Wasn't really that funny and you look really stupid.

[TheCentralServices]

Aaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!! Visual Rape!

[keza2401]

Is this a man or woman?

[MrMaximusi]

Ever feld like throwing yourself away ?

[wildki11er]

i would fuck you if i was dead XD

[kalpal2742]

We should soo send this to =3....

[ErectedFairy]

You are the ugliest bitch I've ever seen.... U orgasimed 3.5 times, u are a troll

[diamondatoye]

"We were orgasming all over the place man"

[imjusttellinthetruth]

u talk about how great it was, and then say "O i never actually had sex... bi!" and disapear

[yummybitess]

three and a half times..?

[kendallmicki]

He was like, you look really hot, and I was like, I know :D

[Gizzew]

this is badass!

[pippers2011]

your a hobo

[iBmaori]

you are hilarious... nice one chicky :)

[Jownage]

I LOVE YOU TOO!!!! :D

[Jownage]

I LOVE YOU TOO!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

[tibbetts1964]

Want to know y you hav never had sex look in a fuckin mirror

[chanovski17]

Im so so so sorry for the future generations!!! We're so screwed

[Stogart]

This story twisted my bowels. 

[jmrtn1217]

cool story.

[publicenemy1010]

he was on top of me and stuff he totally orgasmed

[MaxwellEdisonPhD]

@publicenemy1010 haha, I read that as "he was on top of me and he totally had all of his stuff organised"

[SfNoOb0012]

Wtf is this...you got to be kidding...

[lordyesyorel]

lol total bullshit lol

[yanfeiz95]

did you hav sex with yo self ?

[DaltonMitchell1]

was he blind? or have sothing wrong with him at all? and how do you orgasam 3.5 times?

[z0tx]

'Dude you're the best sex I've ever had'

'Dude you're the best sex I've ever had'

... Something is definitely wrong

[123456789babyblue]

so basically i orgasmed like 3 and a half times

[minesisbigger]

you's TROLLLLLLLLIN

[snepor]

ух епте я чуть от страха не обасрался

[IAamABOy]

DONT LIE TO US WE ALL KNOW UVE NEVER HAD SEX U CRACKWHORE

[MonkeyDLuffyxX]

YOU BE TROLL'N!

[rokkstarz98]

ur not hot i don't even know wat you r a girl or a boy?? just curious don't get offended please just wondering!!!

[himrmonkeyhi]

did it happen to be with johnny depp or keanu reeves?

[AKD1V]

looks like you came straight out of 90's hahaa

[pineapplepootytang]

.... and a half?

[LCDragonrats]

Yeah, we had the best sex ever! lol :)

[jennaraexx]

you guys are all idiots..shes joking.

[frimpit]

What in the HELL is a "half-orgasm"????

[TheICD]

a wild snorlax appears.....

[xHUTSEx]

@TheICD i dont even want it in my pokeball

[TheYuriBabe]

Wow there are douche bags here. You should disable commenting.

[RsUrd3adb0y]

The ending made me piss my pants... "Actually i've never had sex before.... i wonder why..." Halarious.

[kenoirl]

get a job virgin ur a ugly emo and you didnt get it coz ur a freak and dont look after ur self

[MrOfficialgaryb]

what the fuck happen to your face haha you need a job you sad virgin get out and get it

[XZziiR]

@MrOfficialgaryb Get a job

[botmbg]

..... well really... lets be honest... WHO THE FUCK WOULD GET LAID WITH THIS GIRL??? she is like.. ugly.. only my opinion

(i bet the guy was blind)

[Ollie00000008]

Jownage, baby. Whats that romantic music in the background? It's gettin my alpha male juices flowing. Verging on 12 THOUSAND views, you're like a celebrity. A real gem, if I ever met you I'd be star struck. You and Tay Zonday... Equally deserved to be on south park, but unfortunately, only he made the cut. You give me tingleys inside.. Ive been watching this video for years, never forget it, never gets old. I can recite it word for word. You are my hero you sweet sweet thing.

[DillonCallaway]

she is lying she is a virgin

[Hashbrick1234]

Virgin And who would do such an ungly girl anyway ?

[chapinwrestler130]

I'll let her suck my dick :-) if u want 2 email me

[chapinwrestler130]

Lol how many beers did this nigga have b 4 he told u you looked beautiful lol about a thousand, ha I wouldn't even say that to you if I was high and drunk

[porsche911TT]

Hahaha!!!

[coolrick00]

Dude they totality orgasumed all over the place man!!

[Akirathedon92]

Im laughing this whole time trying to figure out if im looking at a boy or a girl

[hilda214]

yeahhh i wonder why too LOL

[waytooolazy]

ohhhhh thats a girl! who wudda thought?!?!

[NinjaDuck1337]

You were blindfolded and the person that you fucked was a 13 year old.

[NickTheGrip]

Absolutely eloquent.

[Oblivion4700]

what the fuck kill it with fire, fucking bitch!

[alphadude500]

@Oblivion4700 hehe good one, 4chan would find you hilarious

[xscenexawesomex]

ur lieing.nobody would ever fuck u enless they just wnna use u

[taynvegas9501]

You wonder why?? LOOK AT YOU!!! lol I was totally going to bitch you out until you said you were a virgin. next time, make it sound believeable. Lol. "we were orgasming all over the place. it was insane" lmao

[judopimp69]

THATS FUCKED UP TO SAY GUYS

[mrdojob]

lol i thought the story sounded retarded. Thank god she said she was a virgin at the end cos i was in the process or writing abuse for her before that.

[flarobo]

hahah and at the end she admits she is a virgin i knew she was fibbing he cummed and i cummed them we cummed buncha times lol i can tell a lie but..anyways ull get some soon 

[Rogogi1]

hahahhaahahaha fuck face, i laugh so hard when i see this.. this ''guy'' have probly seen to much films.. Sersly and your a fag for dreaming to fucking with guys

[blablablablabla628]

Anal Men Sex doesn't count!

[yaymancheese]

lolnobody here watched the whole video clearly

[PorchChillin]

You know how when you grab a woman's breast, it feels like, a bag of sand?

[fayebluff]

i think this is a lie....hahahaha

[esaloca2005]

i just had an orgasm watching this video ... i think i had orgasm 5 and a half times.... to be specific 5.75 times ...um ... yeah...!

[kjmorande]

I orgasmed like 3 times, then he did.. it was remarkable

[chadj79]

LMFAO

[fattymcgee122]

you are fucking sexy baby

[saft2000]

Ehh.

This is Mag from Family guy

[veed1986]

virgin!

[HellionsBow]

Seriously though, girl or boy?

[deathisdead123]

l m a o , how very retarded you look.

[SoundsLikeLesPaul]

I'd say shes an actress, and if she is , she had done a pretty great job

[miller626]

alrite lets be totally honest

he/she w/e she is

is the biggest virgin ive ever seen

[DaCousins]

Ok. So you have never had sex?

The point in this video is?

[LegalizeHerbs]

LAUGH MY FUCKEN ASS OF HOLY FUCKING SHITT! im speechless this is disgusting holy shit!! you go and fuck mr bean or some shit waddafuck!!

[MyHahano]

Damn my comment about how your an ugly fuck was blocked

[Thegennoob]

Oh my god, what is this?!

[BassBuffett]

What a sweet anbd tender account of your experience!!! You are brave and honest

to post the exposure of your soul.

Virgins are hot!!!

[N44949]

I counted 16 "likes" in your 2 minute video.

[kobra147]

i am just speachless

[melissamayrose]

oh my, my, my...

please tell us why the heck did you post that on youtube?

[CANDANGOXT660]

Go girl, u really needed some guts to post some really close experince of ur life... ignore those fucks with their stupid comments....

[Beholdthecoma]

Oh my god, poor man :(

[SkelanimalKitteh]

I think....I think it's a chick...I...what...I can't stop looking....it's like a car crash: terrible and ugly but you can't stop looking.....

[s4mw1s3]

Well I'd have to be on top of you too, it'd be to dangerous to be like under

[coreon7]

hahahahaha!!!!! where u trying to be funny or where u being serious??

[channelswimmer]

You're a very brave girl haha

[Vagabort]

hahahah that was kinda funny. you will find someone one day, there is always someone but trust u wount orgas m that much ahah

[MrAlcatrazDick]

faaaaaaake

[06109633]

she is trolling.. but heck.. its funny shit

[joefrank01]

so umm ya uh i dont know if you have had sex since this video or not but if your umm like interested or something i think like we would have fun or whatever, let me know or whatever if your like interested

[Beholdthecoma]

@joefrank01 get in there

[laikenishallow]

<3 I LOVED THIS VIDEO! hahaha hilarious! its okay sweetie you'll find some one eventually!

[wackomike]

you want to have a good orgasm girls? lookup how to stimulate your g spot trust me you wont regret it :)or if u want any tips message me :)

[EmiliaSV92]

We were orgasming all over the place? Why would someone post crap like this? Do you want to make a fool out of yourself?

[bran988]

I orgasmed 3 and a half times eh lol

[balion311]

wtf 3 1/2 times!!!!!! lmao @brett8 that shit is so true

[borojoko]

I feel sorry for her...not sure it's all her fault...the way you look really affects the way you are, and as you can see the result isn't very good.

She can try some makeup or something, i don;t know....there are many shows that take people that aren't attractive and get the best out of them in one day....poor gal...

[TragicFantasy]

@borojoko Because we all know we need to be made beautiful by television shows that exemplify our looks over anything else. People like you and your shallow ways of thinking sicken me.

[Ringo0008]

Heh heh heh. Nicely written. Reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite...

[06109633]

SHE IS MEG !!! REAL FREAKING MEG !!

[xSuPeRxHeRo]

LMFAO

[acidburnhigh]

the best part is: " he said, you look pretty hot and i yes i know "

good god ... did this happen in your phantasy? nobody ever would talk like that about such a thing ...

[zlorwf]

senin suratını sikeyim

[suck1000eggs]

okay i vote this strangest video EVER!!

[dr400motard]

certainly, you should get out more...

[Ser04SpecV]

ha ha ha ha ha ahhahahahaha holy shit i died laughing ha ha, first at all the responses to this, then i couldn't help laugh at the fabrication behing this fake vid ha ha i bet she cried as soon as she cut the film.......sob sob sob im hideous and look like a goblin ha ha ha im never gonna get laid

[Brett8]

this must be a troll, no one would fuck this horribly disfigured cave beast

[briani4735263]

You're listening to La Mer ^.^ I love that whole album! And honey, you're quite a pretty young woman, no matter what some people might be saying - you might just consider smaller glasses frames? It'll give your face a bit more definition. I can't say much else to you - you've got a great taste in music, and you're more attractive than you'd think - there's no reason for you to make up this story, nor is there reason for you to go out and make a few more happen :) Cheers!

[Vyck6969]

"We were orgasming all over the place" LMAO....no one would ever have sex with her.

[emilyyymayyy]

you know thats a bunch of bull because she doesn't know what she's saying she's a virginn

[XnegropleaseX]

WHAT IS YOUR GENDER????

[judopimp69]

THATS MESSED UP TO SAY

[XnegropleaseX]

$5 says it's a dude who had gay sex

[duffman102]

thats rly mean...its obvious that she's a girl. And, I have no idea why she has never gotten laid, because I would love to have fun with her!! ;)

[jpye11]

Nice fantasy - shame it didn't happen :D

[LilJohnOvNbc]

0_o

[Caligula42]

LOL @ the end

[DajuanSpiffy]

LMAO

[haseleubrandon]

haha yea i wounder why too

[TheZaczes]

L O L

[humorisuss]

did you make this story up ? and guys will always say you are the best sex i have ever had so they can get a piece later

[fatkidsfinishlast]

just when im about to slit my wrist at your poor attempt of making up a sex story, you actually made a funny comment. I will sleep with you if you want, even on the beach, totally romantic

[brnclandonald]

Ya knowJownage... I think your alright. I think the only reason you haven't had sex at the time you made this video is because you had some reasons not to, like maybe you don't look to sex to give you a sense of worth. And I think thats sexy. Confidence is sexy too and it takes confidence to post that vid.

[fdahte]

man you guys are idots, this video is a joke

[FlorisStyle]

You virgin

[nicotr014]

three and a half times

[dogcharlie420]

virgin

[fashobro88]

they were like...big...bags of Sand...

[TheAddisonhuy]

That is discussing. I am sick.

[maintainyourbeard]

HAHAHA thats so funny.... jeez

[heeman678]

best sex ever...?

lucky it was night time ay seeing your face would of put me right of i just dont understand why you have to lie about this you obviously have not had sex because the stuff you were saying it was simply to good to be true like he saying you were the best sex he ever had i mean do you honestly expect anyone to beleive that ?

i wouldn't touch you with a four foot pole but thats just my opinion...

[mesrone123]

LOL

[plamendylgiq]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!

I found out that ure making it up as soon as u said: sooo I ,,, i was at a BEAAAACH

:D:D:D:D

[vokey89]

hahahahahahahahaha..

Yes this looks like meg.

Acts like napoleon dynamyte.

And the way shes talking about sex she will be the next 40 year old virgin.

[suddenrushsarge]

Gahhhd..... I told you.... I was hunting wolverines in Alaska!!

[suddenrushsarge]

Holy crap it's Napoleon Dynamite!!

[rodferro]

MEG!

[Hennepun]

WTF!?!?!

MEG GRIFFIN LIVES!!

Quick..find the talking dog!

[duffman102]

Meg is hot and so is this chick! I would do both of them!

[Hennepun]

This IS FUNNY!

I was laughing up until you came clean.

...then I just felt like a jerk

Funny tho...

"It was an amazing experience for everyone!" ahahahaa

[trinibm]

This is awesome! I just sent this to my friends so they can have just as much fun laughing at this video as I did. But don't worry you will having lots of sex soon. You obviously don't right now, and probably spend alot of time excelling in school. So when you land that high paying job guys will be all over you. Well still not you obviously but all over your money. Moral of the story- money= guys that are willing to have sex with a troll.

[punkbmxr]

3 and a half orgasms???

"we were orgasming all over the place"

your a virgin

[Fuzzow]

AHHAHAHAH WTF

[dthibds]

are u a guy or girl lol? srs question

[pjosey]

There's no way you're not a virgin.

[zylo3k]

worst use of "La Mer" .... like.... in forever!

[olliehm]

pretty damn funny, even if you didn't mean it to be.

[mickyboy18]

hahaha fuckin haaaaa, orgasm'd all over the place+orgasm'd 3 n a half times.....still lads u would ;)

[leukep]

hahahah your so virgin