Donkey Dick

[1234terian]

LOL!!! Put a smile on my face.

[bfish420]

Can somebody please explain to me how a video this not-funny went viral?

[OtakuWulf]

FUCKING BRILLIANT.

[AcidReign18]

Slowly but surely this video will hit 1 million views!

[moonshinemedia]

Wow! Still #1 on Google for "Donkey Dick" Pure Awesomeness

[ZOMBIELANDakaUSA]

@moonshinemedia

yup we aim to please...lol

[ZOMBIELANDakaUSA]

@moonshinemedia

lol, still #1, friggin sweet...meat

[popazz1]

nice cock,pity it's attached to a complete cunt!

[ZOMBIELANDakaUSA]

@popazz1

He is what he eats...ask your mum

[popazz1]

@ZOMBIELANDakaUSA ,

Given that my mother died in 1982,it'd be a tad difficult to ask her anything!

[ZOMBIELANDakaUSA]

@popazz1

Were you an asshole before she died? I'll bet that your were...if you say that you weren't, well i guess that means she missed the worst part of you, and the rest of us are so fortunate...

At the least you are carrying on in her name...make her proud

[popazz1]

@ZOMBIELANDakaUSA ,

You think of that all by yourself,or did you need help with the big words?! Youtube was clearly created for arse-wipes such as you,mate! Gives you something to do,other than bore the fuck out of yourself! Now,off you go,pal,back in your box,there's a good bore!

[ZOMBIELANDakaUSA]

@popazz1

dood, seriously, i laughed so hard i sharted!!! Or is it called 'popazz' that came out of my ass? lol

Big HUG!!!

[popazz1]

@ZOMBIELANDakaUSA ,

So,what am I supposed to do,bury my tongue up your arse & clean it up for you?! You'd love that,wouldn't you,huh? Big hug back at you,I guess!

[ZOMBIELANDakaUSA]

@popazz1

I was being serious, i really sharted, or 'popazzed' as i now call it...thank god for moist wipes

[popazz1]

@ZOMBIELANDakaUSA ,

Wet wipes? Hell,matey,if it's THAT bad,I'd seriously consider going the whole hog,and padding up!

[ZOMBIELANDakaUSA]

@popazz1

Whatever the fuck that means in shart land...

[popazz1]

@ZOMBIELANDakaUSA ,

"Padding up",it means,|(and I can't believe I'm having to explain this to you coz you seemed like an itelligent person!),wearing an incontinence pad,you know,like an adult diaper! Oh,come on,you DID know what I meant,surely?! i am in despair,coz I thought that,out of all the morons I'd encountered via Youtube I'd finally found ONE person with whom I could have a relatively 'mature' conversation! Meh,I guess not!

[popazz1]

@ZOMBIELANDakaUSA ,

Oh,WOW,are you having a mild hissy-fit,there?! I feel sooooo grateful that you've elevated me to 'twat'! You know,I'm kinda pacing up & down,trying to comprehend how I may live up to the new status! I may just have to enter therapy,I don't know quite how I'm going to cope with the responsibility of being a 'twat'! I mean,do you actually know the onerous duty you have now conferred upon me?!

Oh,yeah,I get it.I might be but a simple Englishman,but I do 'get' the reference!

[ZOMBIELANDakaUSA]

@popazz1

"consider going the whole hog", that was you again...right??? clown...

[popazz1]

@ZOMBIELANDakaUSA ,

I think you misquote me,surely?!

[ZOMBIELANDakaUSA]

@popazz1

Well if you aren't 'popazz'(shart: aka shit running down my leg), then i apologize, this 'popazz' is annoying as fuck. Again, if this is not 'the human shart', then you can surely call me Surely...even pal or sweetheart is cool.

now enjoy the show...

[popazz1]

@ZOMBIELANDakaUSA ,

Yeah,it IS the annoying as fuck Popazz.Simple solution,fuck-wad,don't keep responding to my comments.Jeeze,it aint rocket science,surely?!

[ZOMBIELANDakaUSA]

@popazz1

...you again? The only good thing about you trolling this video is you bringing intrigue to otherwise stale and predictable string of posts. And maybe help bring this vid to 1 mil.

Seriously though, i think i may have a solution to your ills, try this: pull your lower lip over the top of your head...then swallow, lemme know how it goes...good luck.

...damn, i just popazzed in my shorts, forget moist wipes, i may have to shower!!!

[popazz1]

@ZOMBIELANDakaUSA ,

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

[ZOMBIELANDakaUSA]

@popazz1

hey, that's my line!!!!

[ZOMBIELANDakaUSA]

@popazz1

Oh, i forgot to add, my name is FUCK-TARD, sometimes GEETARD, never "fuck-wad", you may just piss me off. WHEN you respond, please address me accordingly, i do this for you...shart

Hope you don't have any kids, but if you did, then we could call your family the 'Sharts', sweet, sounds like a sit-com. Gotta go, i have a weak sphincter, don't wanna Popazz myself again...

[popazz1]

@ZOMBIELANDakaUSA ,

and again,Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

You bore me now.You're dismissed.

[ZOMBIELANDakaUSA]

@popazz1

i know what's up your ass, you have 'donkey dick envy', i doubled punned...get it?

[popazz1]

@ZOMBIELANDakaUSA ,

and,again,Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

[ZOMBIELANDakaUSA]

@popazz1

weeeeee!!!!

[popazz1]

@ZOMBIELANDakaUSA ,

And,when you fell outa the stupid tree,you hit every branch on the way down,I take it?!

[ZOMBIELANDakaUSA]

@popazz1

That was so funny, i popazzed(sharted) again...lol  :(

Seriously though Mr shart, did you forget about the contest we are having? name the sequel to this doozy and you win both donkey dicks!

Give it a whirl...slick

[popazz1]

@ZOMBIELANDakaUSA ,

Contest? WTF? Maybe in your warped mind,fella!

[ZOMBIELANDakaUSA]

@popazz1

well pay attention, we are having a contest. scroll back a couple pages and you'll see it...shart

Heres one for ya: if you had a 10 inch cock on your forehead, how many inches do you think you'd be able to see?

[popazz1]

@ZOMBIELANDakaUSA ,

Contest? How fucking old are you?! You seriously need to consider getting a life,pal.End of!

[ZOMBIELANDakaUSA]

@popazz1

tough one hey? this may be an easier one: do you remember your first blowjob?

[popazz1]

@ZOMBIELANDakaUSA ,

[ZOMBIELANDakaUSA]

@popazz1

ok,heres another one: do you look at the toilet paper after you wipe your ass?

[ZOMBIELANDakaUSA]

@popazz1

dude, really, that was so hilarious i popazzed...again

[moonshinemedia]

dont know why, but i came back for more. Fucking hilarious

[ZOMBIELANDakaUSA]

CONTEST

We're going to have a contest to name the sequel to the #1 video/search on google!The winner gets the original "donkey dick" as seen this video.YOU HEARD RIGHT,you can hug it,kiss it,cuddle with it,call it george,or whatever.

IF YOU ACT NOW,we'll throw in 'donkey dicks' twin! That's right, you'll have a pair! Place them on your hands or feet! They work great for blanket parties! Fun for the whole family! Or give as a gift!

*NO DONKEY DICKS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS VIDEO.

[the411kendra]

I'd hate to see that thing when it's hard...well maybe. Sock it to me!

[moonshinemedia]

Wow, #1 for "donkey dick" on Google. Congradulations!

[AcidReign18]

If this video hits 1,000,000 LMAO

[RotchCrocket80]

@AcidReign18 it's cuz we are all sick freaks who want to see a guy with a donkey dick. There i said it lol.

[greene64]

Kill your mother blame your father then hang yourself 

[MrFlangey69]

wank virgin cunt u wid only ge sex aff a donkey

[Raegirl820]

ITS FAKE U LAME FUCKS!

[CBDLProductions]

@Raegirl820 im sure they already know :)

[Idedu101]

@Raegirl820 They never said it was real. Check description. LOOKs real.

[Jesee101]

mmm bdat sombody

[411kendra]

holy shit it's BIGCOCK!

[Milker4You]

hey driveling fucked put it up around your neck asshole

[mustangrules]

big floppy donkey dick

[USFED645]

More fucking idiots on youtube. Waste of skin. Assholes.

[CBDLProductions]

@USFED645 well thats a nice thing to say ....

[locorogue]

creo que me he roto la 3rd pierna

[sharkjerky]

a sleeping bag for your cock!

[butch1026]

i never

[CortesZ666]

LAME!!!

[Lunnometrio]

coisa mais besta

[BooooGheR]

ma ke kazzo sta facendo?

[psych0p0mp66]

how mature for someone who looks 23 year old he probably sticks that shit up his ass and pretends he was an abused orphan at R kellys place

[locorogue]

how dare you use the word mature! and actually that was at your moms, big smile

[psych0p0mp66]

fag

[wallothe]

tout ca pour ca .....

[aslak78]

WTF

[pjbsso]

You an Idiot....:)

[jellybeanzarecool]

yes he is an idiot.

[TehCrappio]

row row fight the powa

[locorogue]

340k? Damn dawg. or rather...damn dong!

[SnOoPyBoyz]

WTF

[danny15L]

wtf!!!

[sodacan187]

266k good job!

[locorogue]

235k, d-d-damn!

[grenouil1970]

:O)

[MidniteWolves95]

I agree

[BRMV16]

haha

[locorogue]

Damn canyonman2, 135k!

[locorogue]

Thats my dong!

[AcidReign18]

100,000 and counting LOL. The things people want to see, its amazing!

[ArmoredPanther]

This video is nearly at 100,000 viewings? ROFL!

[ildwngmrehjv]

it looks like an animals tail....

[ThaDogg16]

yeah, the ferret was inside, blowing him xD

[locorogue]

its my sock, not my @#$%

And that would be Mr. Idiot to you MS38654. lighten up

[PurpleCrazyUmkazto]

its his belt...?

[chillmann33]

wtf

[philbio66]

he's HUGE!

[mavericstud1]

thats a dildo moron

[philbio66]

my comment was joke, idiot

[MS38654]

Looks like some idiot clowning for the camera.