I HATE YOU BRIAN!!!! (Wednesday)

[iCoconutz]

because I'm canadian

[yoshiifk]

i like this mark person haha



[ChinchillasForever]

Bitch I already burry dead hookers in the desert...wait what! I mean..no. I don't get hookers thats bad..I uhh. Nevermind its not important...

[WOOSER1]

I imagine Brian watching this and being sad...

[boredomconsumesme]

dechrii.

[LordsOfMinecraft]

Dechrii

[Kufan455]

Dechrii

[howard1010]

DeChrii all the way definately the way to go

[TheRenegadeMovies]

DeChrii

[LuckyClover678]

hahah "matty the skinny little douchebag"

[GunnyRebel]

that poor, poor asian woman.

[ZombieGrrl20]

i make awesome kool aid. and jello shots.

[WTFimatroll]

i have big boobs...

[spnkypunky]

does lindsey have a channel?? i wanna see the house.. dunno why but i duz!

[StayinClassyy]

@spnkypunky yes she does.. her channel is "linzloves"

[stupidsquirrel12]

Iggy Pop

[blackvail98]

I'll suck you re dick

[ibJamesG]

QOTD: Cuz i have a car and a shovel...

[falzerpossed14]

Qotd:CUZ IM YOUNG (16 >__>) and FULL OF ENERGY!!!

[Vagitarian33]

I'd do anything to/for you.

[1Dblade333]

I have an extremely Average sized penis.... yeah

[nehiser]

right after you said "we need a guy" i instantly said Ryan Seacrest. Man, i wish i lived in LA for this internship. My 2 favorite things in the world are getting coffee and burying hookers. And I has car.

[DominationVideos]

How come all these useless people who don’t even live in California or the U.S. for that matter get their video responses accepted but the people who do live in Cali and want to take this seriously get their video responses rejected… sigh

[merlock101]

@DominationVideos That's what I'd like to know.

[LuxATemporeNostro]

QOTD: i'd be a very bad intern, 'cause i'd never show up 'cause i live in Belgium :)

[merlock101]

Thank you for making me waste my time and energy making a video response to this just for it to be declined.

[UnnapreciatedTalent]

Umm... because I already do anything Phil wants me to.

[Knyajo]

What went wrong with Matty's date?

[acb461]

cause im awsome

[art78570]

because i could PhotoShop Circles around Tony!

Live Trace the Monkey don't do a cutout filter it looks like shit!

[SurleyBlaine]

I don't wanna be an intern but I do have a station wagon with blacked out windows, a shovel, plastic bags and "experience".

I charge by the pound. Hows Monday?

[choimaru08]

LOL I'm really irritated by these people posting up these intern resume videos when they don't even live in the area...

[AznVi3tBoi]

Gr8 vidzz

[enmio]

good intern, well lets see here. first lets start with the stuff that makes me not a good applicant for intern haha. so first off, i live in Vegas, not LA so that's kind of a downer there. i have no car and i'm only 17. A couple good things: i'm a very quick learner. If you provide me with your ideas and the technology to do things with i'm sure i could learn all of the stuff i need to learn in no time. i've also been quite good at creative writing. but alas i'm still only 17. until my b-day lol

[HeatherRenee1615]

I am not one of those three people that understood that :P lol.....

[Stonerhair]

I probably would NOT make a good intern. But I'm a mulatto (type Oreo) with just enough white to listen to good music, yet black enough that I can drop the n-word and we can all laugh at it. But you guys can't say it. That'd be racist.

[Laurenjeanel]

I would be a good intern because I love to laugh and have fun but also know how to be creative. Im also really good at following directions, and make great coffee, and food =] Healthy food of course

[mary8love]

"Matt is doing the job he hates the most"

*picture of a hot chick on the screen* ahah

[haty24]

Brians like, "MAYBEYS IF I LAUGH AT HER JOKES I GET VAGINA DERP DA HERP"

[PopeKurt]

Brian is such a dick-face.

[EVILWEEVIL02]

I have just started my commentary adventures. could always do with a few more viewers. thanks for your time.

[breathehole]

I would be a good intern cause I'd help you lose weight, by making you FETCH YOUR OWN F*CKING COFFEE!!!!!!!!

[MildlyColdNinja]

@breathehole make this guy an intern lol

[spennytheman69]

@randomcrazyness good point didn't think of that

[rubysunshine91]

/watch?v=Yix87ZggIDY

This girl needs to be your intern.

Kthanks.

Go. I promise youll love her.

Go!

[melissamarie491]

I am a good intern because I already have a job that is essentially an intern but with a paycheck. In other words, I keep coffee made and people happy. Yayyyy for working at a law firm.

[jww893]

because i have no life and i spend most of my time on youtube anyway the only problem is i don't live in LA....oh and i am not 18 yet

[icepic09]

Gay !

[SimplytehB3st]

I would be good intern because I'm old enough to drive but too young to drink. Thus, I could be a designated driver.

[monkeygirls]

because i would do whatever you need me to do... in toronto.

[DigitalDZine]

because i have all the skills you require for your business. digital editing, production, and all that adobe wonder...ment. I'm very loyal , a great sense of humor , and am that guy that will pretty much do whatever he's told as long as it's not too stupid. Those reasons alone i feel i could fill your need of intern.. ness

[0Device0]

Vote for smoonie717.

[0Device0]

I would only be a good intern if you REALLY needed dead hookers buried in the desert.

[azoozk55]

nikki limo is the best

[merlock101]

Why did you deny my video response? =\

[webcoredesign]

Love you brain!

[ziwx]

what happened after the date?

[arslanbali]

nope i would not :)

[joaosbutterfly]

you both are adorable to watch. I just found your video blogs for the first time and they are very entertaining but I dont see why you would need interns.... =)

[coolair00]

it truly amazes me that some cant make money , doing absoultely nothing but to make stupid vidioes on youtube.

[Kevinlolification]

does anyway know if he does this as its job?

[Tahlbrar]

@Kevinlolification well... 0:02

if ya kinda listened.

[GcMaRtinii]

DeChrii would be the best intern! Vote him! Vote him! Vote Him!!@!!@!@

[RichieShakespeare97]

Why dont you open any of the windows in the office

[merlock101]

Please approve the video responses from over the weekend! Thaaaanks.

[XoXstarsweepXoX]

I WANT SOME DEMON BABIES!!

[Interfenestration]

Because I'm an asian female 'nuff said :)

[BasementKrillers]

this can go so wrong out of the video responses you'll deffinately pick the ex con.....

[OMGJESUSWTFMAN]

Guy Fawk's Mask in the background o:

[TheGotoGuy07]

dooode some asain chick was at my college the other day with the same small ass clipboard -_- she travels fast

[BannanaDictatorship]

i would be a good intern because.....me love you long time :D

p.s. You pay now?

[tucomtyler]

the brunett is hot!! i don't care if i spelled that wrong

[PacificDude]

Hey PhilDeFranco cast! I may not be the ideal candidate, but then again...who knows?! I'm not a pro video guy, but I am tech savvy, so I learn quickly. I got great people skills and make friends with practically everyone I meet. I got a great sense of humor (cheesy, corny, off-the-cuff, random, ya never know). More often than I can count I'm told I resemble Kevin Spacey (and lately I heard Kevin Klein), which might be fun to work with. If interested to know/see more let me know. Cheers!

[flamingaxe791]

I want to be a intern because I promise I wont mug you and steal you wallet.

[corybrad95]

Tht guy below is odvisly a mexican

[mgenetiano]

Because i play wow and draw and i am a little tired of working at Home Depot.

[RagewarStudios]

DeChrii should definatly be an intern

[DominationVideos]

@RagewarStudios Yes, someone who lives in JERSEY would definitely be useful.

[DeChrii]

@DominationVideos planes were invented awhile ago im sure i can take a plane to cali and rent a place hah

[MrOnetan]

DeChrii!!! yes

[GoldenBrown169]

i wouldnt be, but id like to be

[EvantheG09]

Because I'm awesome.

[JustPiichi]

I believe DeChrii would be a lovely choice for an intern :D

Why? Obvious...

He has a crap load of chips and snacks

He's a sexay Asian boi (you like sexy Asians, yea?)

He knows alot about videos. Therefore, you'd have more time to sing songs about Matty dying with him than having to spend it teaching him the basics (:

[madrigalTV]

WHY THE FUCK DID U BLOCK ME FROM MY OTHER CHANNEL?? I DIDNT DO NOTING WRONG @philipDeFranco

[gody3]

@madrigalTV WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

[FlyWthBoundaries]

i want to be an intern. i have a car but i don't live close

[xlou2]

grr I made a video response to this vid and it's still not showing up :( grumble

[SemiAmazingAtheist]

Honestly my personality would fit so well with everybody there it's unreal. But reality states this will never happen, so I'll settle for laughing while watching the blogs.

[guyl03]

When is Matty's next date!!!!

[arecill]

he has the headphones on backwards. :)

[brwnipoints]

lol

[ChrisTroudalebabe4ev]

omg i would love to be an intern but i dont live anywhere near LA

[Brewoot9999]

how did it go wrong with morgan?

[cachgill]

yeah sorry... not a fan of the intro.

[OhMyJesusss]

dont you just love have american 'chips' are called 'lays' and english 'crisps' are called 'walkers'

LAYs

WALKers..

[whynotzoidburg]

Phil, I would love to be one of your interns but I do not possess the computer skills needed to be so, BUT I do have some awesome humor. I think I could make a valuable comedy asset for your video crew. So how about it?

One problem though...I live on the east coast. :(

[MckaiserDragon]

yes for one day then i'll just leech ur money for a while

[fiddlestick89]

If i lived in LA, and if this was next year I'd slam one down

[KingHaloCinemas]

im oly 17, so i dont think i could be but i am doing jobs in the gaming and film industry b/c tht is where i want to go

[MrsMcGwire]

funny everything in this vid is funny

[allevis]

wat went so wrong with the date matty thing?

[spoonmerlin]

I would not be a good one, cause I gots to get paid!

[callmesmorz]

LIVING WELL WITH MONTEL!

[RemiccieV43]

id be a good intern because i killed all the other interns

[TheMusicalEnchilada]

I wouldn't be a good intern :) sry plus I live in Oregon, soooooooo

[biohealz]

OMG MAKE THIS UR INTERN

/watch?v=KwQ1zOs7Ddw&feature=w­atch_response

[kookoomlb86]

out of every1 i think dechrill is the most qualified and coolest

[ALBINOSHNAZ]

vlogity

[ninjaski99]

I have a gigantic dick?

[ShadeC4]

I submit 1 billion votes for DeChrii to be an intern. :3

[delacruzber]

whos the girl at :20 talking about the porn? lol can she do the whole win a date with her thing :-P

[reblerebel]

QOTD: I would be great because i live in the UK!

[chrisig717]

fuck my life.

i want to be a intern so bad. the only time i can use my skills.. but im only 16.. and soon to be highschool drop out. fuck my life fuck it to the max

[HappilyAfterEver]

Matty really needs his own channel.

Can we make this happen?

[eusebor]

se new intro sucks

[lalala95]

I would be a good intern because I'm a ginger and by popular belief, have no soul. What more would you need?

[Beanybop12]

a dude but very femanine.....justin bieber???

[VideoNewZ9]

I ...uhm wait does said interns get paid?

[megabenx]

@VideoNewZ9 no thats why they're interns

[hatemuffin]

i would be great cause i would do ANYTHING for 5 bucks

[laurenmariebee]

i would fuck matty lol ^_^

[gloria9de9sa0pereira]

i hate matty just because of his shirt

[steffspms]

QOTD: Because I'm female. And Asian.

[CuppyXL]

QOTD: I would be a great intern because I am pretty good with computers, I am a quick learner and can pick up on things quickly, I live in the LA area and I do own a car, I can cook, although I don't know every little thing about Photoshop I can learn it pretty fast, and last, but certainly not least, my wife is damn fine and that could lead to something interesting and possibly fun?

[CuppyXL]

That was so awkward!

[Pam4Rob]

I wouldnt be a good intern, I'd suck so bad..lol

[4ndr3w90]

Qotd: Because I give a mean blow jay. No, I'm not a chick... Just Philcurious

[Pam4Rob]

@4ndr3w90 - whats a blow jay? lol jk.. I know you meant Blow job

[CottonCandyMiss]

B.c I will let you touchtouch my boobiess.

[nobillygreen]

QOTD: cause I can tutor you at video games. You will never lose.

[roro36463]

QOTD: because i'm an under aged girl (but only for one year more!) And im artsy and shit...good at photoshop and design....and still lifes....

too bad i live across the country!

[lightsamus]

QOTD: probably not, i live in Australia for one lol and i really don't have any amazing talents. however i do love to learn stuff, and am usually happy to do anything i'm told (not sexual puns intended)

[jazaniac]

I'm not applying, but I would be a good intern because I'm good with computers. That way, I could hack into your will, Change it so that I would have control of the PDS and the defranco offices once you died. Why, you ask? Oh, no reason...

[athleticchik2]

QOTD: i would be a great intern b/c im 15 and no1 else will hire a 15 yr old!

[dudilsta]

Because i have red hair

[LiveThisLifeStudios]

I'M ONE OF THE THREE LOL, YESSSSSS

[raineca]

Because I know how to order Starbucks!!!

[sageshock]

they could always hire that chick that came in the door, she seems assertive enough

[murrymurrymurrymurry]

U CAN DO EEEEEEEEEEET!

[synyztahkillah09]

QOTD: Because I'm a masochist! :)

[dustin577]

I'd be a good intern because I'd make you look like a Phasmid (if you don't get it, look it up, hint: type of insect.) I am not however in the area or willing to travel there so no dice.

[AkityBakity]

I'd be a good intern cuz I'm an Asian girl.

I know you can't say no to that, Phil.

[jorn89]

awesome chick :)

[Gingerswillpwnuall]

I like vagina

[Ajnin18]

@empress4lyphe it's at 0:42 and it wasnt tony it was the chick....i just loved that part lol

[FlaminSmiles]

Do a vlog about the creation of a  PDS from concept to upload!

[KayluhhDeVille]

why is my intern video response not on there =[

[Sanguinis666]

QOTD: I'd make a the best intern because I have 5 years experience editing and producing clips similar to what Philly D does, minus the legions of lovers and fans

[121gigabytes]

I would be a good intern because I'm British...and live in England, and love the media industry! lol

[oni8245]

I would be awesome but i dont live in the area

[thebradnewbrook]

I'd be a bullish*t intern, because I'm only thirteen :)

[Pippychan]

Put your drawing on a friggin shirt or when the nazi robot zombie apocalypse comes, I'm tripping you..

[Fleshrike]

qotd Because I'm Australian have never worked a day in my life and don't have a lisence. But god damn do I love me some Phil.

[AHHSBand]

"... and 3 people understand that..." HAHAHAHAHAHAH soooo true...

[geeca85]

QOTD: I have a car

[MsNinetieskid]

QOTD: I'm in Canada, but I have huge tits.

[81aldon]

QOTD I'm 14 and on the other side of the country. DAMNIT!

[angalagooska]

QOTD: because I have boobies.

[321DAMEXICAN]

Qotd because im mexican ill work for any thing

[JohnnyDaBird]

Tony & Nikki <3

am i right? ;)

[MickaelJulliard]

QOTD: Because I have a posh British accent, so you'd gain a butler...

[AlexaLuvs]

Matty > Ryan Secrest

[orlandobramb]

QOTD: I would be good intern because im mexican

[TheMasterBucks]

because i already do everything these guys do for fun :) plus im Steve Irwins son :)

[MangaNewb]

Holy crap I was just eating those same chips...

[NinjaBoots23]

Because I sumo wrestle polar bears and eat babies smothered in BBQ sauce for breakfast!........ And because I'm Canadian. So, does you business cover travel costs for interns?

Sorry.

[jazzyman888]

I'm irish and underaged...nuff said

[cmasterd]

Pick the Irish girl!!!!!!!

[Huddit]

Wouldn't

[33bpfd]

I'd go balls deep in Nikki

[pottm001]

get rid of this intro, it's too long

[Zombbg4]

Because I do what I'm told, quite, work hard, and will make you seem more cool and attractive when I'm near you because I'm an idiot. I'll also work for goods instead of money. Also I can do the most mundane tasks for hours on end with out complaining. I'm excellent and walking into stores, buying stuff, then (with goods in hand) walking back to the place I left for the coffees or whatever.Very good.