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  • awesome...simply awesome

  • LOL!!!

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLO

  • "I'm gunna rip your head off and shit down your neck." LMFAO WAT.

  • clean up on isle 4... ive got bawls of steel. yeap favoruite lines from duke nukem

  • maken bacon 

  • xD

  • i stopped watching when Duke acknowledged that he could do it all day,

  • Lololo

  • who else laughed so hard they started crying?

  • Duke has nothin' on this

  • i fucking love this!

  • @teamHitachiin yeah it`s fun wenn i get kik in my balls X)but i mean this from

    Ventrilo Harassment ^^

  • eat shit and die, my fav line.

  • what episode is this?

  • ima start screaming these when i play mw3

  • @dragonarmr Duuuuude. This goes through my head when I start fixing a killstreak up.

  • my stomach hurts...

  • BACON BACON BACON BACON

  • Wtf did I tap :0 ( iPod touch)

  • my hand reflexed and clicked pause right when I heard a male voice.

  • Girls can kiss guys, Birds can kiss butterflies, the Sun can kiss grass, but you...you can KISS MY BALLS O' STEAL. HELL YEAH!

  • your ass is grass and im the weedwhacker LOL! thats just good

  • wooooow .___.

    

  • Yippie Ki-yay motherf*er lmao

  • @typhoonBling ok i know XD just watch............. /watch?v=eckoYQqdk28.......... than you understand^^

  • @BigBangToast ITS MEANS YOU HAVE BALLLSSS OF STEEEL

  • @TyphoonBling YIPEE KIYAY MOTHERFUCKER

  • @BigBangToast means you cant feel it if some kicks ur ballz...

  • At 0:44 bitch, I'mma beat you with my left hand now

  • LOL 0:56 FATALITY!!!...OH GOD ITS NOT OVER YET XD

  • LOL DUKE NUKEN SOUND QUOTES XD

    ...AWEsome!!! xD

  • guy:dude what are you doing?

    me:MAKING BACEN!!! >:D

    guy:dude...that is so wrong..--yaaaaaahhh!!!!

    me:INCOMING!!!! \:D *starts pwnding noobs and t bags thems* XD your my bitch now!

  • omg mina-chan where did u learn those words 030

    her response : internet

  • I didn't know Duke Nukem liked anime.

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  • 0:24 "Bacon b*tch suck it down :)"

  • Wat did I just watch •-•

  • I wonder if she's taken a pounding like that before.

  • wheres the goddamn replay forever button -.-

    btw. this is my ringtone :D

  • lmao...you mad bro?

  • LMAO....i can watch this all day!^^

  • Addictive TV style, I like that.

  • The girl version of duke nukem. Scary.

  • Looks like Minami finally read Tamura's manga...

    And she wasn't happy about it.

  • 0:59 WHIPPING!!!!!!!

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  • pwn count:OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!

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  • HAHA! pussy...

  • IS it just me or does the girl on the left look like Chiyo?

  • yes! hail to the king baby! congrats typhoon this vid you made is more true to the duke than him latest game XD

  • DUKE NUKEM RULEZ! !!!!111!

  • "Yippie-Ka-Yay Mother-f*cker" "Hail to the King, Baby"

    No Duke, stop stealing catchphrases from better action heros!

  • funny...so funny....

  • Apollo:I'VEZ GOT CHORDZ OF STEEL!!!!

    *This video plays*

    Apollo: =x

  • 0:35 Chiyo-chan LOL

  • LOL

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  • @TyphoonBling i think my favorite is "Your Face Your Ass What's The Difference"

  • betch betch betch betch betch betch...

  • so now baby for u o well lets make more

  • Minami(continued): Rest in Pieces, Die You Son of a Bitch, Makin Bacon

    Hiyori: Bastard

  • Minami(continued): Your Face Your Ass What's The Difference, What a Pussy, Your Ass is Grass and I've Got the Weed Whacker, Hail to the King Baby, Clean Up on Aisle 4, Eat Shit and Die, Bitch, You Talkin to Me, Now You're Dead, Whipping, Rest in Pieces, I'll Rip Your Head Off and Shit Down Your Neck, I'm Not Gonna Fight You I'm Gonna Kick Your Ass, What a Pussy, Son Of a Bitch, Holy Shit, I Could Do This All Day, Suck It Down, Now You're Dead, Bitch(3 Times), I've Got Balls of Steel(continued)

  • Hiyori: Fuckin Ho

    Minami: Suck It(8 Times), Get Down, You're an Inspiration for Birth Control, Now You're Dead, I'm Gonna Kick Your Ass, Come Give It Up, Take That You Dirty Rat, Die You Son of a Bitch, Confuscious Say Die, Die Bitch, Bitch(4 Times), Makin Suck It Down, Makin Bacon, Makin Bacon, Bitch, Suck It Down, Eat Shit and Die, Gonna Kick Your Ass, Bitch, Squeal Like a Pig, Yipee Kayay Motherfucker, I Could Do This All Day, You're an Inspiration for Birth Control(continued)

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  • LAWL WTF

  • HOSS DELGADO!

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  • stomach ache..!!!

  • MAKIN' BACON!!!!!

  • Duke plays dodge ball.

  • @DaveThePuppetGuy IF DUKE NUKEM PLAYS DODGE BALL HILL KILL EVERY 1

  • @DaveThePuppetGuy When Duke plays dodge ball, it's just called ball.

  • 1:26 <---- I hear nukem herrasment xO, the one with that chick that starts to cry at the end lol

    This video is awesome btw xO

    ~Jkun~

  • SO MANY CATCH PHRASES....OVERLOAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAD

  • nooooooooo

    now all her children will be born with problems T^T

  • How could you make such a long vid with so little footage? Imean this vid is great!

  • Fucking win!

  • no mater how many times i see dis she never catches da ball lolololololol

  • You for got: its time to kick ass and chew buble gum...And i'm all out of gum.

  • she says ur a fuking hoe in 0:00 lololololol ^-^ hay i wonnerd y wen dey beep it dey beep it late so u can understand why do every show dat swers beeps out fuck it makres no sense list of swears ass pussy bitch hoe son of a bitch fu beep ck

  • like dat and not catch it

  • in da ova episonde she gets pwned and beat up by a dog cherry dat who gets beat up by a dog and yes im talken bout da girl

    who gets hit by da ball

  • she keep pwned by sorta duke nukem

  • duke nukem epic

  • Iwasaki:I've got balls of steel.

    WHUT

  • I never thought I'd see/hear a cross between Lucky Star and Duke Nukem. Then I remembered: this is the Internet.

  • Fucking win :3

  • Sent by WatchAnimeOn :]

  • i just died from this XD

  • yippee ki yay? isnt that from the die hard series? xD

  • suck it, suck it suck it, suck it, suck, it, suck it.....

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  • 1 bitch 2 bitch 3 bitch 4 god so many bitches its like people all over r yellin BITCH PLEASE!!!!

  • ur ass is grass and i got the weed whacker!!!ill rip off ur head and shit down ur neck

    !!!!xDDD LOL!!!!

  • Better than DNF

  • @RetrogamerFTW Thats right...IT'S FUCKING AWESOME

  • shout out to the new duke nukem forever

  • I've heard a few of these of the old Nukem games, though a few I don't recall(as i have not played the full version of the new game yet) Which did you get the phrases from?

  • O.o I LIKE HIS LANGUAGE

  • this guy has qiete the tone of language >.>

  • I pity the girl in the glasses...

  • hell yea duke nukem will kick your ass for disliking

  • for the love of god, someone give her some gum!

  • yipee yie yea bitch

  • sounds like she's saying cool whip!

  • Duuuuuuuke + Lucky Star = HAIL TO THE KI... *cough* KING !! XDD

  • taht green haired girl ( forgott her name xD ) looks like "Vanilla" from galaxy angel :D

  • @iappsforipod Minami is the name :).

  • @THEBLS92 yea xD i cant understand how i forgott the name but anyways she looks alot like vanilla from Galaxy angel :)

  • I could feel the pain each time.(my tummy herts now)

  • Minami is a bad ass

  • FINISH HER

  • ugh... now i cant breathe...

  • i do beleive at one point i heard "bacon bitch."

  • Right in the baby maker, BITCH!

  • Kinda long and repeats itself... but... Funny as hell ^_^

  • "Your an inspiration for birth control." (Hard to imagine a lady's man like Duke advocating birth control....then having kids is expensive)

    "Hail to the king baby!" (Definately from Doom)

    "Yepe kai yeah mother ****er" (Die Hard obviously)

    "I got balls of Steel!" (Puts the man of steel to shame)

    Favorite quotes ever from Duke Nukem. Too bad you weren't able to get in "I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum.....and I'm all out of gum."

  • "I'm not gonna fight you, I'm gonna kick your ass" I lol'd hard

  • 00:23 im makin bacon makin bacon BITCH ROFL

  • great quality

  • All i can say is....suprise abortion?

  • Bacon.

  • 30 people had their ass kicked by Duke Nukem.

  • @stebalin Yes! They did! lol ..he kicked them in their not so balls of steel

  • @TyphoonBling hwahahahahahahahahahaaa you hit the nail with that one man!!! xD

  • @TyphoonBling u mean 58 XD

  • @stebalin Make that 33 V_V And always bet on Duke.

  • @Vindingus Yeah but...everyone bets on Duke since he's guranteed to always win...so the money you win back isnt really that much...

  • @stebalin The count went from 30 to 40 people geting their asses kicked by Duke Nukem!

  • @stebalin 43.

    x3

  • @stebalin Make that 58 people.

  • @stebalin it doubled to 60 in 6 months.

  • Wow.

    Just wow.

  • reducing the size of her boobs

  • @287luckystar 1 ball = 1size

  • Iwasaki, you're so cool :)

  • lol next time a play soccer and kick the ball at someones face im gonna say these lines XD

  • Duk'em Nuk'em...Brilliant oneliners xD

  • "Your ass is grass and I've got the weedwhacker"

  • Bacon sck it down.... XD

  • Omg, ass-kicking between 0:00 and 1:48

  • i wonder if that girl was sent to the hospital afterwards lol

  • "I can do this all day."

    -no kidding.xD

  • MAKIN' BACON

  • ...I've got a feeling that was a medicine ball...

  • BITCH

  • Did she come up with about 100 phrases of vulgarity,dude,this is awesome!

  • What is this original sound?

  • Jeez minami WTF did she do?!

  • @Jakob1029 Didn't ya hear her she said "Fucking Ho" and Minami Nukem no rikey cuss words! XD

  • bastard 

    HEY!!!

  • Minami = Duke Nukem ... That's just awesome!

  • Duke Nukem makes everything better.

  • i dunno why but this makes me laugh

  • ...i doubt that she has BALLS of steel... XD

  • 26 people can suck my fucking cock :)

  • Who knew that Minami could throw a ball REALLY hard for more than a minute? I did. X3

  • 26 people are an inspiration for birth control

  • HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!! LOL OLO L O LO LO LO HAHAHAHHA pwnt

  • I'm sure I haven't heard Nuk'em say half of those.

    My favorite is: Your ass. Your face. What's the difference.

  • 24 people got their asses kicked by Duke Nukem.

  • @CrazyIvan1337 wait... those 24.... survived?!

  • Poor Tamura lol

  • EPIC WIN!

  • Hahahaha! Your face, your ass, what's the difference? xD

  • suck it suck it suck it suck it suck it suck it suck it suck DOWN. C-C-C-C-C COMBO BREAKERRRR!!!!!

  • So much win here. :D