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  • After I wake up instead of throwing away this still-useful deerskin I can roll it up to take home for my wife as a wonderful replacement for her tampons as this pelt absorbs well. I learned that from Martha Stewart .

  • who else was thinking it would be more like star wars? lol

  • He need a pee? Oh the irony...

  • Bear Grylls is the ultimate Star Wars fan

  • I ate my pets and drunk my urine easy!  /watch?v=ialf5-IDZw4

  • he didn't sleep 'in' it he slept under it. ive seen the whole thing.

  • "I also need to pee" "Better drink my own pee"

  • imagine waking up in the morning to find a horrified family standing around you

  • Bear, you're not Luke Skywalker.

    And that's not a tauntaun.

  • Damn, I though they smelled bad from the outside!

  • stop crying guys, every type of media you see is fake

    go eat maggots yourself

    its not a big king xxl from the burger king

  • Mark Weinhart was hired as a consultant to the show and said that it's mostly fake. He said that in an episode where Bear is supposed to be camping in the mountains and biting the heads off of snakes, he was actually spending nights in a hotel complete with jacuzzi and internet access. In another episode where Bear was supposed to be stranded on a deserted island, he was actually staying in a hotel in Hawaii. HA!

  • @MegaLisa113 und??

  • @MegaLisa113 so what... i think it's fascinating tv

  • Bear komt bij een hoer en vraagt of hij haar mag neuken en ook slaan. Zegt die hoer dat dat goed is alleen vraagt ze hoelang hij wil slaan. Zegt Bear: Net zolang tot ik mijn geld terug heb....

  • In the next episode we have a horsehead in our bed....

  • After this shot he went to his hotel for a warm meal and a nice bottle of champagne....

  • that deers like "five more minutes bear" 1:00 lollol

  • wheres fabries when ya need it

  • 7 people had intimate relationships with that deer.

  • 0:55 - 1:05 'I'm gonna drag him outta here'

    'you have to take advantage of every opportunity'

    dutty

  • Most of the man vs. wild esp. uses a knife, wat if we didnt have a knife?

  • i would lol if it got up while he was cutting it and beat the living crap out of him

  • I'D LIKE TO SEE THE FACE OF GRYLLS WHEN THE DEAR SUDDENLY MOVED!!!

  • thumbs up if you grabbed your crotch when he started cutting e.e

  • They should get a cameraman to film Bear's cameraman.

  • @AutomaterMastermind

    I have more respect for the cameraman, he has to carry around A heavy camera al the time

  • @AutomaterMastermind hahahahaha!

  • dosnt he sleep in a camel in the destert at 1 point??? i bet the cameraman drives to a motel with servis, no sand, and hott room service women

  • He's also slept in a Camel carcass.

  • And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!

  • why did it cut off? i was waiting for him to say "o wait...not anymore"

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  • Poor deer :(

  • Geez, I can't even spell missisipi right!

  • Bear gets the dear carcasss, camera man packs his tent and sleeping bag. 

  • And you can do this in Red dead redemtion in 4 seconds lol xD

  • What a dumb advice! In most parts of the world, you don't want to be anywhere near a carrion, which tends to draw in jackals, wolves, bears and wild boar, not counting the hundreds of species of nasty insects.

  • @ratbertovich in the winter u jackass? :P

  • @jeehman with canines and boar, especially in the winter, bro.

  • @ratbertovich that carcass was old and spoiled. no animal would eat that

  • good man! he is hardcore! i will find a deer carcass later this winter to hide in as well!

  • What a complete and total fraud he is. I can't believe his stupid show got picked up again after he was caught faking everything. He is such a tool,, would get people killed if they took his bullshit advice.

  • @h20fwler1 Well what would you do to survive a very cold night in the winter when there is no sight of life anywhere? What would you find to eat if you where lost in the djungle?

  • @alitllebitemo

    First I don't know what a djungle is.

    Second I would do what that faker grylls does,, make a pretend show then head off to my four star hotel and have a five star meal!

    You do know the whole series was exposed for being completely faked right? And that nearly all of his stupid advice is made up too right? Not to mention dangerous and life threatening.

    That you would believe any of it, even after he has been outed is just funny!

  • @h20fwler1 You're a filthy butthole. You should just enjoy the clips insted of bitch imo.

  • @Defektedurchhass

    First I don't give a flying shit about your opinion.

    Second,, you apparently are a mindless moron who just believes everything they are told. Excuse the fuck out of me for not enjoying watching that asshole liar fake every episode.

  • Poor cameraman has to go through all of this and then HE doesnt get a nice cosy deer to sleep in, only a helicopter ride to a motel! WTF!!!!!!

  • They should really dedicate a show to camera men surviving on survival shows.

  • Bear Grylls is disgusting, he is sleeping in dead bodies, drinking Blood out of an animal, AND it gets all over his face, Eating a Giant LIVE worm thingy, ...

  • @HornetsBasketballCP3 well i know not to count on you for survival when shit hits the fan

  • @HornetsBasketballCP3 I guess you would eat pizza and sleep in a soft bed when you are lost in the scotish highlands?

  • I can imagine PETA hates him haha.

  • Where did the camera crew stay?

  • Call me a nerd but.... Star wars has a lesson on this. If it smells bad on the outside, its probably worse on the inside!!

  • awesome

    

  • i like survivor man better i mean bear has a camara crew les stroud has to carry his camaras around and bear just tries to get out of the place as fast as he can while les stroud acually tries to survive in the area but bear grilles is cool i just like survival man better is my oppinion

  • where does the cameraman sleep lol

  • @ross1494 sleeping bags lol. also they carry around food and stuff.

  • @ross1494 They killed another deer for the cameraman ^^

  • @ross1494 Probably in a tent lol.

    Like most documentaries, this show is probably set up. Hes probably just pretending to be "surviving" but when the camera stops he probably sit down and has a meal with his crew.

  • @ross1494

    probably in a hotel, like Bear Grylls.

  • @ross1494 In the 5 star hotel just around the corner

  • @ross1494 Motel 6

  • @ross1494 in a sleepbag made of gorrilla teets Made ORIGINALLY BY BEAR GRYLLS

  • Imagine if peda saw this. XD fuck them lol

  • I actually want to do that

  • @Karazy212

    If it's fake then how come today I watched him go down a 120 foot cliff face hanging onto nothing but tree roots

  • This guy is such a FAKE!!! omfg he's got camera crew my ass he actually spends the night in that shit ke kills animals for no damn reason this guy should be charged with animal cruelty or something like seriously this guy is such a fake Survivor Man is so much better atleast in that it's just one guy with a cam corder this is BS!

  • @Karazy212 well lets see you do this then fag... and if u hate him, y r u watching this?

  • @Karazy212

    lol.. ur a stupid moron.. you dont know what is the survival show.. how can we learn if we dont see what he like us to learn... im from the country of pacific and we have traditional survival to.. and bear used lots of our survival techniques..

  • @Karazy212 dude fuck off u wouldnt survive a day doing the shit he does.

  • @Karazy212 bear aint fake,some of the things he does is truely dangerous,he puts his life on the line regulary just to entertain us.

    bear does shit his own way,he is not trying to copy survivor man.

    i think you need to research bears life,then youll discover he aint no fake.

  • when Bear was born, he sleeps in his mother

  • i bet that deer had fleas

  • that is so gross lmao

  • A real man would be practising survival techniques in the Scottish Highlands without an f-ing camera crew and without parading himself as some f-ing SAS-dib-dib-dib-woggle wielding superhero. He's as real as Luke skywalker.

  • ...WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS MAN.

  • @dantesblackrose13

    the truth is your a city boy.. thats all.. lol

  • @lumad81 Not really. I just don't particularly like Bear Grylls. Don't hate the guy, he is knowledgable, to an extent, it's just that sometimes, he is doing thigns just for the camera.

  • @dantesblackrose13 i dont hate him.. i admire his talent and skills.. even his a euro boy..

  • what if that deer jst peed on him when he was pulling him?

  • haha he said he has to pee, so its BORING??

  • @superduperboyx Bear is so tough that pain is boring

  • how does he sleep in a deer carcas i mean he just cute the skin off for a fur coat to keep warm to sleep at night

  • he left the carcass and stayed in a holiday inn that night, its confirmed by discovery channel

  • "and i need to pee...which is just boring." ROFL

  • That must have bben quite a fersh carcass as the jaket came off very easily, and beast that has been lest on the hill, or has been there for more the 5/6 hours rigamotise would set in, making it very hard to skin or move. But he did do a very neet job of it.

  • @shintymad001 aye nae bother what are you a canadian mountain ranger?

  • @harrybaws12345 No I'm a deer stalker in the Highlands of Scotland, thats how i know.

  • @shintymad001 so is that like calling deers n hangin up ? or what?

  • @harrybaws12345, I'm sorry im confused, what do you mean by "calling and hanging?"

  • @shintymad001 well you said your a deer stalkerr aaaaahhhhhhh

  • I want that knife!

  • that's what i call a naked deer. LOL.

  • and alot of people see scotland as an easy country, if bear grylls does an episode on it then that proves its a hard place to be well in the highands anyway

  • hes a true star wars fan

  • I bet it's as fake as that rift thing that was proven a fake by a youtube video.

  • what was that green shit on 2:24

  • 2:13

    ther's a 37 number in this :D

  • If I was his Camera Guy...I would puke every 10 Minutes...this Guy is damn disgusting..

  • @Slears Yeah your right, he is disgusting but it is very cool that he dares. and I would puke too, your not only one.

  • He must have found a wife without a nose!

  • no way a guy could get a deer carcass in a perfect condition in nowhere

  • @600013818 its not in perfect condition because he said it is no good to eat

  • bear gryls is full of shit everything he does is a set up and even he knows ray mears will kick his ass who by the way was spending the night on the other side of the hill in a nightclub he had made from heather and deer spit complete with strippers

  • @putty2812

    lols never heard that an SAS member has no balls.

    if u dont know anythin, the best u can do is be quiet

  • Of course some stuff is set up. The point of the show is to tell people what to do in a worst-case scenario. Here he's showing what to do if you come across a deer carcass - not claiming that he randomly came across it. So what if some stuff is placed in his path? He still does all the stuff you see.

    And you cant be seriously suggesting that pussy Ray Mears could kick the ass of an ex-SAS soldier.

    Bear Grylls is entertaining. Ray Mears isn't. That's the bottom line.

  • What is important is not that to bear grylls sleeps all night in this carcass, but that it shows us various techniques of survival

  • that is awsome no other words can describe that. awsome

  • Good knife !

  • thats fine.... the guy does ENOUGH hardcore stuff per episode.

  • oh. so he didn't actually skin that deer right there? that was fake right?

  • no. it's teaching you how to survive

  • the comment was toward jasperv21.... but thanks

  • That's pretty gnarly.......I have to say, I like my bed.

  • im gonna use this fur for my headband! yeah!

  • what are you slow he is showing you all sorts of situations and possibilities if youve ever had any kind of survial training you would understand the point of this show before you bitch ...think...or as we say youre the first one we scarfice if caught in a situation

  • lol bear is hardcore

  • this muthafucka is raw as shit

  • It's easy to call Bear a fanny, even the name spells W.A.N.K.E.R, but I kind of like him. I woiud like to form a Deer Sleeping Bag Appreciation Society thing with him, him the president me the treasurer or something....

  • I've been wandering the Scottish Highlands most of my adult life, summer and winter, nights on the hill etc etc. I must admit I see people sleeping in deer all the time, it's a common Scottish thingy. Indeed even at home I habitualy sleep in a deer, pisses the wife off but mans got to do what a mans got to do. "get a bivi bag!" she bleats, drags me down know what I mean?

  • if you say this guy's though and the program is entertaining, well i get the point. But please don't say it teaches you how to survive in the wild! How can you just think this is useful, practical info? Do you really think it's common to find a carcass like that, just when and where you need it? Please at least pay respect to those people who really survived extreme situations (search for Touching the Void on wiki)

  • respect for this guy hes hardcore

  • scottish people live like this in real life.

  • Indeed, I slept in a dear last night.

  • a deer laddie?yee be lucky to sleep in a deer!wen i were a lad i at to sleep in a cowpat!

  • Well I am pretty lucky. :P

  • Damn right we do! This is why our penises are on average larger than that of the rest of the UK.

  • is that why you were kilts as well lol

  • man vs wild is no good.

    if u want 2 c a real show watch survivorman

  • lol he skinned it then went to sleep in the tents the camera crew set up for him so he could have a shave and do his hair....in comfort. real survivor...

  • Yeah, just decided to go out in the rain to sit in it? shut fuck up please.

  • what a guy hope if i every get lost your there

  • Where did the camera crew sleep ??

  • i always ask to myself the same question...

  • Yeah its wierd

    I love Bear Grylls but sometimes it gets a bit farfetched......

  • i would think they sleep in their own tents?

  • for the last time he only shows how to survive he doesnt sleep there once the camera is off thats not what the shows about its showing you scenarios and how to survive them...dont believe me ? watch the interview when hes with david letterman

  • JÔ SOARES trás o Bear no seu programa ! .....SAM TELLES _ BRASIL

  • Eu amo assistir Bear no Discovery Channel ......SAM TELLES BRASIL

  • love him or loathe him but that fucker is as game as a pebble, it may not be as dangerous as they make out, but it makes great tv.

  • i don't think they could pay him enough to actually risk his life 100% of the time, being a father and all. I don't think he's a fraud i think he's just doing what the producers say...

  • there are legalities involved which can't have him ACTUALLY risking his life.

  • you said it right pal

  • hahah hes such a beast cuz he does so many sick things to survive

  • all these programmes are directed and edite dby sdiscovery channel ... leave bear alone , first series was admitedly set up in parts, but hes still awesome

  • a real man would wear the deer as a hat to entice a doe into his terortory, then learn the language of the beasts and be crowned lord of the stag.

  • or kill them and eat them

  • @highlandcommando ... lol

  • @highlandcommando you win.

  • hahahaha

  • yeah, he was showing you how to survive in a extreamly hot climate, with a extream lack of water, you have to do what you can to survive, yes its sick and wrong, but i would drink poo juice to save my life

  • haha I love it. Hes got balls. a true outback bloke. I would do this. not for fun haha but if push came to shove.

  • i reckon the dear was pushed.... i mean...come on...they just stumble upon a dear that fell? lmao

  • yeah i think bear pushed him

  • yes ive worked in the highlands and beacons of the uk! and can tell you that many a sheep and deer fall! its a pretty comon occurance!

  • sexy animal

  • Fucking cameraman stole his sleeping bag.

  • Paddington lad I'm getting really worried about ye now !! Stop interfering with dead staggies. The Laird will looking for that come Hogmany eve. If ye need some extreme weather gear get yer arse down to Ellis Brigham Fort William, they'll kit you out with the latest RAB gear. Lovely jackets and troosers and they don't smell of fermented deer gralloch.

  • When I read the description I was expecting a taun-taun maneuver.

  • If only there was some rabbits as they could be used as slippers if bear grylls has his own way

  • "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside..."

  • As a scottish friend of mine would of said: MAD POOF!!!!!!

  • fuck me..

  • with a name like bear grylls, your pretty much destined to be bad ass

  • I have seen Bear in person at a conference - he was amazing! does anyone know his real name though?? or is it actually Bear? either way Bear rocks!!

  • yea his real name is bear grylls what a weird ass name

  • his real name is Edward, which got shortened to Teddy and then teddy-bear and that's where the Bear part comes from.

  • oohhh! i see, that does make sense now - thanks for clearing that up! :)

  • I'ts Paddington. Don't call him it too his face though - he don't like it. Tells folk he was christened Edward = Teddy = Bear = necessities. For his 30th birthday I took him wasp nest and a bottle of bager urine. His wife asked me to leave them in the library with his other presents guess what the others had bought him? Book, tokens, fine wines, theatre tickets, they can't be real friends can they? I bet that lot ended up on ebay while my gift is still giving pleasure to the old commando.

  • is it not a lion?

  • Note to self: don't forget your sleeping bag.

  • Sleeping in deer, is this guy having a fuckin' laugh?

  • I think the rescuers would hurl if they ever found you, after sleeping in a rotting deer carcass