Captain Falcon Is A Real Man

[Tujex]

Show me your "KITCHEN!"

[xsupersnipermania]

C.F.- GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN.

Lol :)

[mayarthecatslover1]

keep on pressing 4 to hear Captain Falcon sneezing!:)

[torazodisturbed1145]

SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING THUMBS and kitchen hahahah

[mrmuffinwaffle]

He should have said "Show me a Sandwhich"

[HunterZeritox]

254 girls dislike this video, and posibly will dislike this comment...

[16210825]

I can see this in a furniture store xD

Receptionist: Hello sir, there anything you want to see?

C. Falcon: Show me a KITCHEN

[zombies5100]

yes yes

[ryan9169]

@zombies5100 That's what she said

[LuisK8Torres]

hahahaha

[LarsUzumaki]

I love when she says try me lol

[The12232flower]

SHOW ME A KITCHEN

[AaronChan458]

This is retarded, lol. I love it.

[sparkster7744]

Show me a kitchen!

[blabtv]

Does anyone think that Samus' voice sounds like Android 18's voice from DBZ? Maybe it's just me but it's somewhat the same to me.

[joacomail73]

Go home and be a family man

[mkScorpion878]

lol YES YES YES

[SuperLm07]

i hate kitchen jokes!

[wizdoodle]

dont look the wario's secret weapon vid, creepy! it will scare you so much!

[JJsuperdiva4554]

@wizdoodle i saw it, not so creepy

[wiifan001]

HAHAHAHAHA

from batman beyond 

[kyuubisharinan3296]

why cant women just stay in the kitchen like there told?

[Kmiketo90]

All women need to get back in the kitchen!!!

[riddickuv6]

lol people are getting mad

[corbinbleu77]

Rick Astley was in her house.

[animelovergirl28]

@AnimeCrazedFanGirl lmfaoo im a girl too and i think its funny also xD

[MissStalked]

Sexist asshole. Try telling me that in real life and you'll be missing a tooth (:

[fugitivodoinferno]

@MissStalked it's funny how you call others "sexist assholes" and yet defend your own sex.

[MissStalked]

@fugitivodoinferno Umm?? I didn't say anything sexist, dork.

[fugitivodoinferno]

@MissStalked I never said you said something sexist. I said it was a funny statement; I didn't define the reason. If by reading your own statement you concluded that I said p because of q, you're saying q implies p, not I.

In other words: you saw sexism in your own words.

[MissStalked]

@fugitivodoinferno nope.

[123456789tahj]

@MissStalked G3T B4CK 1N TH3 K1TCH3N

[MissStalked]

@123456789tahj haha this isnt real life. but i'd see how you'd get it confused since you spend yours on the computer.

[evilsupergoku]

@MissStalked Tell that to Captain Falcon and you'll be missing a soul.

[riddickuv6]

@MissStalked you mad bro

[MissStalked]

@riddickuv6 naa lol

[fr1ez]

@MissStalked Get back in the damn kitchen!

[MissStalked]

@fr1ez Haha, i said real life, but i understand how you'd be confused between the computer and real.. (:

[FallinAngel8400]

Show Me You Kitchin lol this dude makes some good videos

[AlexIsLawYouAreCrime]

OH MY GOD THIS HUMOR IS SO EDGY

OH MAN

DON'T LET MOM SEE

[devinwshngtn887]

Samus: Is that all?

Captain Falcon: Get back in the kitchen!

Samus: Try me.

Captain Falcon: Get back in the f***ing kitchen!

[Chaseoman]

Show me your Kitchen.

[magno172]

Oh I get it, spanish women like to be in the kitchen. They approve this message.

[yoshidude01]

samus and cf samus and snake god! samus goes with no one!

[decimeter13]

z0mg05h i got pwned

[PureMagicxx]

to teach women wear they should be press 7

[UbberleetBob4]

0:11 WTF!!!

[CpsLock3]

Cook or GTFO

[RyanFordOnAir]

That's wut she gets 4 gettin out of the kitchen

[TheBlueExplosion9000]

Captain Falcon has one HELL OF A PIMP SLAP.

[TheLukeAndZachShow]

Samus: Get back in the blue falcon! (Blasts him with her arm cannon.)

Samus ...bitch...

[sdmitch16]

I can't find lugiarules66 's comment. According to the description it inspired this.

[UniverseKeeper2]

show me your kitchen,

XD lol

[Argonisgema]

dang i just got RickRoll'D

[swagninja1]

captain falcon got the shanaynay look

[m3talman1]

Get back in the |= |_| /< 1/\/ kitchen.

[Cheetah1251]

The King disliked this video because he wondered what's in the kitchen instead of what's for dinner.

[Castlevania08]

@Cheetah1251 King Harkinian?

[Cheetah1251]

@Castlevania08

Yup.

[jake009fly]

Abusador!!!!! XDDDD

[cjz234]

who else got rick rolled?

[LinkxPeach]

Get back in the fucking kitchen! :D

[The2099spidey]

well then i never thought you MARLWiiStation360 would be a rickroller

[16210825]

Show me a kitchen XD

[hellborned]

God damn... got rickrolled. Still... Get back in the kitchen. CCCCCCCcombo breaker

[keith26280]

lmfao

[SuperAwesomeTiago]

"Show me ya kitchen!"

Fucking epic.

[elguaro3]

Captain Falcon > Snake

in terms of manliness, FACT.

[anothaninjaguy]

Go home and be a Falcon Man! ...jk don't, fuck sexists they can burn alive til they change their ways for all i care and iz a dude >_>

[princedarienlover]

I don't want to show you my chicken



[audir1thenewone]

SHOW ME YA kitchen

[THEROARMACHINE]

I'm black. I am a FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!!!!

[Hisako]

show me ya kitchen!

[maru891]

6th time watching it. Epic PAUWNCH.

[maru891]

Get back in the f****** kitchen.

ROFLOLOL

"Show me ya Kitchen". XD

[MrRage71]

ONETT!

[MrBlam62]

it should have been ''show me you boobs'' at 0:23

[coolravi2]

GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN XD and 0:12

[pacific14586]

SHOW ME YA KITCHEN

[khk5409]

thumb up if you get rick roll in the description

[BaratoneBass]

lycra samus isnt the real samus its an imposter

[Tha3man]

Show me yo " kitchen " ? This video killed me x)

[927541]

I'm going to beat up on Captain Falcon for an hour for this. >:(

[YaRoCheSsa]

Who want me to get back in the kitchen & give them a sandwich?

(I am that nice) :D

[ndaemon1718]

...

[TsiJiang]

crap i got caught by the rick roll in the description.

[ZnakeLover]

SHOW ME YOUR KITCHEN!

[doseiaisha]

lol, men

[tpsstitch1991]

Boy: tells awesome joke making fun of girls...

Girl: tells lame comeback making fun of boys penis size.

Boy: "You want a real comeback?" You better go to the kitchen and comeback with a fucking sammich"

[YaRoCheSsa]

@tpsstitch1991 lawlz! I guess the girls said about the shoes right?

[Chaft015]

That's the KITCHEN PAWNCH !!

[BLACKMAGICMETALMAN12]

This is how you make a sandwich.

[MrCaveman366]

this is how you treat a woman!!!!!!

[Terance3689]

this is the best! lmao

[Doomed100]

GAH! U rickrolled me QQ

[Doomed100]

MAKE ME A SAMMICH! PAWNCH!!!

[fubous]

Captain Falcon; showing bitches their place since 1990.

[thamasta121]

SHOW ME YA KICHEN

[Electricgirl888]

@AnimeCrazedFanGirl

me 2 =)

[Diamondia12]

C'mon, Zero Suit Samus! Don't let Captain Falcon tell you to go back to the kitchen!

[UAMTL360]

you forgot to make me a samich

[ajch22]

@AnimeCrazedFanGirl What the hell are you doing out of the kitchen!?

[selina7thats7me]

LOL THATS PRO

[pinkbunnyfoo]

at the beginning when she said try me i was like "OH YEAH GO SAMUS!!!THATS WOMANS RIGHTS!!!!" but at 0:15-0:19 i was like aw shit but at the end i lol'ed

[Animecouple990]

216 Women Refused to go back to the kitchen... and got Falcon Punched!

[Johnny573159]

0:14 fastest FP ever xD

[JerryAmoz]

show ya kitchen

[Flamecalvin]

GO BACK TO TAKING DUMP!!!!!

[zantlover1998]

@danieljones013 Excuse me!!! I'M a female, not a male. >:(

[HalfJawArbiter166]

@zantlover1998 Show me ya kitchen

[gleprin]

Show me ya kitchen

[titorulez24]

samus looks faucking pissed at :11

[nenastinks]

lmao dude I fucking lost it at "Show me ya' KITCHEN"

[Ryuzekia]

SHOW ME YA KITCHEN

[Mc12136]

0:09

[Xgcvd]

Wait..you mean to tell us you DIDNT know captain falco was a real man?

[hippo11222]

That's right; get back in the kitchen!

[mariokirbyallstar001]

SHOW ME YOUR KITCHEN!

[DanChoiThon]

=)) this just MADE MY DAY !!! hahaha " GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN " !!!

[AchillesxHero]

That is hilarious... especially when he ducks and the Falcon Paunches her.

[Mc12136]

214 women arent cooking with kirby

[MariboroMoe1]

If captain falcon was really a woman,then us guys will be in the kitchen. =(

[rpgguy999]

@MariboroMoe1

Thank god he's not a woman.

[mymarkis666]

@MariboroMoe1 Incorrect because if Captain Falcon was a woman he'd be in the kitchen.

[DarkDavidHell]

love the falcon punch

love samus's mouth (you know what I mean)

love this machinima

[ZodanaBorado]

213 women are not making sandwitches.

[tpsstitch1991]

OJ and Chris Brown have some stiff competition.

[cheeseball187]

Fastest Pawnch ever!

[MOFFAT1001]

@cheeseball187  i know ay

[QuicklimeTime]

"Show me ya kitchen!"

I see the Captain got that job in real estate. Good for him.

[PimpSlapNoJutsu]

211 women are on the Internets and not in the kitchen

[demonhuskfang]

@PimpSlapNoJutsu there are no women on the internet

[ReicherusSkylight]

@demonhuskfang im a female >.>....

[demonhuskfang]

@ReicherusSkylight then....you dont know the meme look up rules of the internet the most famous is rule 34 "if it exists there is porn of it, NO EXCEPTIONS"

[ReicherusSkylight]

@demonhuskfang I HAVE RIGHTS BOY! alot of girls are online alot as well

>.>

[demonhuskfang]

@ReicherusSkylight IM SORRY ITS A JOKE ILL GO MAKE YOUR SAMMICH!

[ReicherusSkylight]

@demonhuskfang oh it was a joke xD? lol i didnt know i cnt tell online xD

[danieljones013]

@ReicherusSkylight rule #39 there are no women on the interet, there dudes are dudes pretending to be women but no real woman

[YaRoCheSsa]

@PimpSlapNoJutsu I am a Girl and I say...That's histerical! :D

(goes to kitchen and give PimpSlapNoJutsu a sandwich)

You have earned it! :)

[redneck5896]

cheif sla...i mean PAWNCH a hoe

[oOItadakimasuOo]

SHOW ME YA' kitchen *dramatic music plays*

[loverofjesusMKII]

show me your kitchen

[airmario3]

get back in the f****** kitchen

[banamina]

SHOWMEIA kitchen

[DarkZuine]

Lol I'm a girl. (nerdy girl to be exact) And I found this funny! 8D I don't care about sexist jokes cause there are sexist jokes about men too...........right? o-o

Besides in my household, the man does the cookin' >8D

[Lioyd1rving]

@DarkZuine A common fallacy. Poe's law is in full effect; just because we know better doesn't mean everybody does.

[Shadowmx88]

210 women need to get back in the kitchen

[skllpirates12457]

Captain Falcon isn't a real man if he punches women like that, and im sure he would be in the coward list with Chris Brown

[MetalGearSharkSnake]

@lionistclyde

She is a girl so shut up and live with it

[MissDante]

xD

I'm sending this to my friend, He'll laugh.

[Xgcvd]

1337 comments O_O

[mb69ful]

show me your kitchen

[djkblackbomber879]

Hey men have needs right :)

[Dude42449]

funny

[sorryaccessdenied]

this is why shes better off with snake... but hes a big pervert lol

[Dustehue928]

0:11 is a sound from prop hunt in Team Fortress 2 ^^

[Dustehue928]

0:15 was Lei Wulong from Tekken i think xD

[sensation341]

show me your moves? more like show me your boobs.

[thelapointe]

This is horrible kids are watching this their too young to see women out side of the kitchen. you should be setting an example and keeping them in their place

[Isntthisalreadytaken]

Wow, this is the most profoundly distasteful I have ever seen. I mean to think that Samus ever would have left the kitchen is truly sickening. I can only hope that you're brought to justice for such gross misjudgment.

[Jrmtty]

lol try me and get back in the kitchen

[jaz1927]

so me ur kitchen

[MetalGearSharkSnake]

That's just WRONG! If I were samus then I would take control and send him 2 the kitchen.

[123GameFreak]

I surprised most of you think it's abuse. If Captain Falcon didn't hold back it would send everyone women back into the kitchen without there husband even having to tell them to.

[jaz1927]

show me ur kitchen

[ImperialGuard9001]

I would be like more "get back to the bedroom I will met you there in 1 minute"... XD

[pugwishbone17]

DINNER READY IS PIZZA!?

[IhearaHunter117]

paaaaaaaaaaaawwwwnnnnch

[lastblade3]

mmhmm, she taken acid blasts from mutated monsters and ran through lava, but she can't take a punch? WHAT THE FUCK....

[Falconsly128]

@lastblade3 thats cause it's a falcon punch

[lastblade3]

@Falconsly128 i don't care if it was a goddamn nuke, that still doesn't make sense.

[l00l20r2]

@lastblade3 Thats the point. Falcon punch is mare dangerous than all of those things.

[Falconsly128]

@lastblade3 YESH IT DOES! FALCON PUNCH DEFIES GOD!

[Admiralain]

@lastblade3 She can't take a FALCON punch. (just like anyone else)