OMFG!! I remember when I had my pops buy me this tape when I was 10 yrs old, If you live in the Bay this shit is a must have to grow up on!! BIIIAATTCCHH!! (had a kid the other day ask "what's a walkman?") LMMFAO!!
You know...thing about Too Short...not only did I absolutely love Biiiiiiaaatch....nothing can compare to the way he said it...but Shorts beats where bad ass too....that drum break is dirty...
My homeboy was working security front row out in L.A. said 2 Short was the man...
I left this tape in the radio and went to school. Got home and it was gone. My mama broke it in half. Come it think of it, it wasn't even mind. We laugh about it now, but it wasn't funny then. She said that was mild compare to what they say now. I dont think so. This shit is water down now. To commercial now. Back then it was....... more underground. It wasn't about appealing to the masses.
my big bro. used to be mad cuz when i rode wit'em i wanted to play this ova n ova. goin to the park on sundayz & catchin bytches.i was in the 6th grade fuk'n cuz of 2short. werd 2 errthang lol.
I Love 2 Roll My Mercedes Benz, I'm Nothing But A Player Like All My Friendz! So When You Call Me Fake, Be For Real They Call Me Short Dog Because I'm Hard As Hell. I Hope Yo GirlFriend's name ain't Lynette, I Screwed Her Last Night In A Cheap Motel....This Shit Goes HARD On The Boulevard!
@lmfjaxxon I told all my hoes, all about, da way I buss big nuts in ya mouth. I know what she's thinkin, I'm fallin n luv, but there's another freak i'm thinkin of, and like i said b4, i aint tripin', told myself it's time ta stop bullshittin, did da gangsta walk, did it like dis, walked up 2 a girl n i called her a bitch, now what's ya name, i said i'm Sir Too $hort, couldn't b no punk East Oak town is where i'm from! LOL I usta bump dis in da whip back in 90' when it 1st came out. Memories!
a timeless classic.
TheParadoxgeist 3 weeks ago 3
this shit still hits hard. Underrated, and one of his best tunes.
kcbasscadet 3 weeks ago
If you listen that nigga freestyling six minutes straight. Nothin written
TheYunghawk 1 month ago
...go hard on the track...beat bangin...funky as hell like my dude said...
olyek 1 month ago
I didnt make you flunk i didnt tell the whole world your pussy stunk!! lmao
memejarrett 2 months ago
"no i never did before, well you aint the bitch im looking for".... ghandi
carlawon 3 months ago 5
too $hort rapped his heart out on this track im tellin ya this beat is funky as shit
indica707 3 months ago 3
OMFG!! I remember when I had my pops buy me this tape when I was 10 yrs old, If you live in the Bay this shit is a must have to grow up on!! BIIIAATTCCHH!! (had a kid the other day ask "what's a walkman?") LMMFAO!!
Salambomeatwrap 3 months ago
Yea...ShortDogg HardAssHell!!!!!
terantridell 5 months ago
"aaaaand choc-co -late"
unique74muzik 5 months ago
yes!!!
unique74muzik 5 months ago
30 years in the game steady pimpin
jessejr1984 5 months ago
checkout kush evans
TheTELEVITO 6 months ago
real pimpin
tanajohnson70452 6 months ago
I pull out my all white t00-short tape! what!! ya'll fools don't know!
antzinn79 7 months ago
classic!!!!! and the shit still hits
isavakoya 8 months ago
just simple: masterpiece :)
bodycount85 1 year ago 2
like 2 clean, im riding cadillac i hit the strip turn around and come right back.
p1mp4hire 1 year ago
You know...thing about Too Short...not only did I absolutely love Biiiiiiaaatch....nothing can compare to the way he said it...but Shorts beats where bad ass too....that drum break is dirty...
My homeboy was working security front row out in L.A. said 2 Short was the man...
chrisc2131 1 year ago
no coke smokin just pountin dank
redaik707 1 year ago
RiP to my cousin Keisha! I miss you baby! See you one day! We had fun back in the day!
TheTravbaby 1 year ago
I got all my game from east oakland streets/ now motherfuck you damn shithead freaks. classic
eastbaybochat 1 year ago
Who came up this beat first I remember this beat on some old 80's funk.
toyv1ru5 1 year ago
@toyv1ru5 my brotha the OHIO PLAYERS made this beat on real live drums . hit me back toy
thafeelinghurter 1 year ago
@thafeelinghurter Cool thanks man. Do you know what the of the track is.
toyv1ru5 1 year ago
this hardest too short song ever!
lgilland74 1 year ago 6
I left this tape in the radio and went to school. Got home and it was gone. My mama broke it in half. Come it think of it, it wasn't even mind. We laugh about it now, but it wasn't funny then. She said that was mild compare to what they say now. I dont think so. This shit is water down now. To commercial now. Back then it was....... more underground. It wasn't about appealing to the masses.
shell1328 1 year ago
Classic shit this is why even the average muthafucka from Oakland is hard on bitches early in life
donkee9 1 year ago
classic shit ! str8 out the ESO
tigerbrindle 1 year ago
oh no Lynelle I knew yous a hoe!
NoelLozano 1 year ago
be like short dooog, and start mackin!!!! striaght pimpin
makeithottt 1 year ago
my big bro. used to be mad cuz when i rode wit'em i wanted to play this ova n ova. goin to the park on sundayz & catchin bytches.i was in the 6th grade fuk'n cuz of 2short. werd 2 errthang lol.
STLBRITE1 1 year ago
<3 <3
picvicious 1 year ago
oh wow!!!! I finally found this on here!!! Bad ass song!!!! very educational!!!
beavinator420 1 year ago
rawwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ansar714 1 year ago
Classic
sirPapp 1 year ago
this guy is so raw!
razzle9438 1 year ago
"Hope yo girlfriend's name ain't Lynelle / I screwed her last night in a cheap motel."
mjn76 1 year ago
cause this shit aint 4 your MAMA
aimonti1 1 year ago
@aimonti1 ahahhhhah!
razzle9438 1 year ago
I Love 2 Roll My Mercedes Benz, I'm Nothing But A Player Like All My Friendz! So When You Call Me Fake, Be For Real They Call Me Short Dog Because I'm Hard As Hell. I Hope Yo GirlFriend's name ain't Lynette, I Screwed Her Last Night In A Cheap Motel....This Shit Goes HARD On The Boulevard!
lmfjaxxon 1 year ago
@lmfjaxxon I told all my hoes, all about, da way I buss big nuts in ya mouth. I know what she's thinkin, I'm fallin n luv, but there's another freak i'm thinkin of, and like i said b4, i aint tripin', told myself it's time ta stop bullshittin, did da gangsta walk, did it like dis, walked up 2 a girl n i called her a bitch, now what's ya name, i said i'm Sir Too $hort, couldn't b no punk East Oak town is where i'm from! LOL I usta bump dis in da whip back in 90' when it 1st came out. Memories!
therealraybaby 1 year ago
this some of the cooooooooooolest shit I done ever heard!!!
funkatelic 1 year ago 2
"Hope your girlfriends name aint shanel i screwed her last nite at a cheap motel" lol thats player shit
MrSuajay 1 year ago
I USED TO LISTEN TO THIS SHIT ALL NIGHT EVERY NIGHT...
gzgatez 1 year ago
"I'm not a no-good punk / I didn't make you flunk / I didn't tell the whole world yo pussy stunk."
mjn76 1 year ago
Play this com'in from Sac to Oakland rid'in the 5 with the lake on the left and the ocean on the right, you know what Im talking about!
-Stoicone!
StoicTwo 1 year ago
anyone know who did the original beat for this song. who did too $heezy sample?
freeuscoloredkids 1 year ago
@freeuscoloredkids
"Fopp" by Ohio Players off their "Honey" album (1975).
Dawgisht 1 year ago
Don't wanna get married; I'd rather freak Mary; make good luv and I do mean very......Hell yeah.....This my $hit!!!
aross525 2 years ago 2
@aross525 ya!
jgatorful 1 year ago
you call um rags .....we call um drops! CLASSIC
jgatorful 2 years ago
1990 classic hip-hop ya digg everyday, all day.....
SOULJATWIN 2 years ago
2:45 - 2:50 : I just sprayed coffee out of my nose.
reivenlocke 2 years ago 3
"You got a girlfriend, we pimp hoes." Poetry.
1plaiboi 2 years ago 35
dis my shit! classic
LahzierGodAllah 2 years ago 3
phish played this album during setbreak tonight in detroit
kiiinnnnnndddaaaa nice
GratefuLSD 2 years ago
LOL, Phish playing $hort Dog.
MoodyHyadd 2 years ago
phish fucking sucks
meinLiebsterFeind 2 years ago
"She's rich and thick and chocolate / wouldn't hesitate to lick mah dick."
mjn76 2 years ago 2
Man, woooo weeee! Players only!
-Stoicone!
StoicTwo 2 years ago
hell ya i gotta 5.0 mustang drop top! i play this shit all day!!!!!
jgatorful 2 years ago 3
SCREWSTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
sbarcelon 2 years ago
when i played this my mother said boy what is this and slapped me in the back of my head. MAAAANN!!!!!!!!!
sbarcelon 2 years ago 17
Man!!!!!
caseyp1955 2 years ago 2
"Laying it right, all damn night
Hoes getting sprung like they smoking the pipe" best quote ever?
d1rdyd 2 years ago 3
Phamily - post that link to the Shoreline SBD here!
cobrahcommander1079 2 years ago
elbows and vougs biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch
redaik707 2 years ago 2
OAKLAND!!!!!
beautycutie27 2 years ago
used to bang this in 2000 in the 1985 cutlass broughm. hardest shit Cutty in LA @ the time. bitches thought a nigga was way older.
jazie1205 2 years ago
true mackn right here
merkyaleez59 2 years ago
i always love cruising this shit in my lowrider!!!
JuanEPena 2 years ago
man that pimp shit
gq4qt 2 years ago
100%
villiemack 2 years ago