The 10 Commandements (Commented by Jesus of Nazareth)

[falloutentity]

Don't add music to your video if it clouds up your narration, and that it does. Thumbs down cause I can't understand what you're saying, especially with the accent.

[xJoeEDangerouslyx]

There are ten commandments for the same reason five and ten are the root numbers of our numbering system and as far as I know every numbering system throughout history. We have ten fingers and ten toes. It is that simple. Nothing more.

[oregonsheepherder]

@xJoeEDangerouslyx Why isnt the root number 20? 10 fingers + 10 toes = 20! The ten digits (0--9) are descended from the Hindu-Arabic numberal system. The digit "0" was introduced in Europe in the 10th century, hence the year 1AD the start of the common era. The base five(Quinary) numbering system is mainly used in Gumatj. There are base eight, base two and base sixteen (hex-decimal) number systems in history.

[DaboiaRusselli]

"we don't need violence, we have other methods" [cake throw!] LOL

[DaboiaRusselli]

...I think that last one was the only one with a major grammar issue, although there are a couple of others I suggest rephrasing:

e.g. #7 I think you mean "Do not make logic subordinate to tradition" or "Do not give tradition priority over logic," or something of that sort.

[mascarafea1]

@DaboiaRusselli Hey! I really apreciate all your interest...im glad you liked it and about my english, i know its really sucks...i have to practice a lot...im considering to uplod this video whit the colaboration of someone who traslate it.....thanks again, i really meant it...

"that, being a Stupid American (TM),."............ I had to li dint know that "stupid american" has copyright :)..........

[DaboiaRusselli]

...

- "yeah, but I'd like to see how you will shut up all the indoctrinated people who will comment on this video"

- "son of a god!" [shows steroid-OD]

- "you *know* what I'm talking about" [shows jesus being crucified]

I wasn't sure how to parse the 10th one. That is where the grammar got me.

Did you mean something to the effect of:

"Do not condemn, BUT INSTEAD regulate, scientific development focusSED on the human welfare"

or "Do not condemn REGULATED....?"

...or what?

[DaboiaRusselli]

Excellent dude.

I'm afraid that, being a Stupid American (TM), I had to listen to some parts more than once in order to figure out what you were saying ('cause of your accent), and I think there are some grammatical issues, but otherwise, nice job. (I particularly liked your various representations of Jesus.)

[DaboiaRusselli]

Some of my favourite bits:

- "...and what is false" [pair of ginormous artificially-enhanced breasts]

- "no more my-god-has-bigger-dick-than-yo­urs conflicts" [naked jesus with blanked out genitalia]

- "what? try to help people without messing with their heads? is that possible???"

- jesus as ageing hippie acknowledges that "violence is not good"

- the adam-and-eve "unoriginal sin" cartoon" (especially the startled snake, who'd apparently been having fun watching)

- jesus dozing off after #7.