Hypermail: "Just Say No to Robot Porn"

[ramboH121]

I <3 JEWISH ROBOT PORN!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheUSSEliteClan]

Please subscribe to my clan channel!

[TheMrHalo3Freak]

skyrim <3

[hello987b]

NO JEWISH ROBOT PORN?!?!?!?!?!? Why do your hate your viewers jon?

[TheAndrewtitanic]

h3r

[TheHalorecon117]

okay why is it that arbiter is getting all these insulting since he's pretty much the badass in the show and twice as better then chief

[GeneralCookehz]

Please put 'Activate' on itunes, I'm sure I'm not the only one who would buy it.

[zeruiahashe]

who thinks chief is a better Dancer? 

[TheBlubberMatt]

when does the next season start?

[TheCivilRobo]

Am i the only one that likes arbiter? :(

[MoralRapist]

but i want some jewish robot porn!

[Filiceo375]

Hey John, I understand you need advertising on your videos to make some money. But I Just Watched a fucking CALL OF DUTY ELITE ADD, Wtf mate?

[MultiMrblade]

@Filiceo375 You sir,are an idiot.Machinima OWNS this channel!Not John.Retarded fucks like you think that he does all these videos.Learn at school,gay idiot.

[smrt237]

@Filiceo375 dude youtube chooses the adds

[WillK202]

i lol'd so much at that cock monster drawing XD

[DEADSPACE12100]

Can I get this song on iTunes

[twimanable]

jon stopped doing arby 'n' the chief? plz tell me he didnt

[xrecxtrogdor]

im gay + needy thums me plz

[Spenc878787]

Can someone tell me please. Does Greg ever come back? I miss him

[aghostlytaco]

WHERE'S THE SEASON FINALE ;(

[jmiester25]

he said "season" finale....so there could be more seasons???? please god make it happen!

[stormhawk212]

i mean season

[stormhawk212]

wheres the new series

[MrRufus1999]

Whens the next episode?



[BeastLordofMetal]

Hey guys!!

I love arby n the chief. I have made a tribute to the show, and it's available on my channel, I would be grateful if you would watch it.

Thanks guys.

It shows all of master chiefs kills throughout the series.

[BOMBJAKEY204]

master chief had a spazium

[lazergoespewpew1]

ACTIVATE AC-ACTVATE-VATE ACTIVATE ACT-ACTIVATE-VATE!!! Share the love guys and do the ACTIVATE!!!

[CanadianNoScopez]

@lemex6460 Lion face :3

[marcmurray1]

I usually don't sit through the credits of anything, but........

[137ddog]

hey guys i bet you chef is going to asck arby how to stop 2012 or he only has an week to play halo 4 lol

[UtopiaKat]

Why all the hate on Arby? Sure he's uptight but I find that better than Chief's douchebaggery. Arby, you keep being elite!

[communistjoe1]

the chirf is the best, do not listen to stupid arby, chief your the best

[Classified141]

I bro-fisted chief :D

[acheivegames]

xghostofwar ur right without halo arby n cheif wouldnt be here

[sirroger11]

lol chief was smarter in this video than most of you idiots with your "arrow to the knee" seeing as most of you think its supposed to be a joke and made it a meme chief actually knew the real reason it was added to the game

[lemex6460]

What does chief say when he uses the :3 face?

[lemex6460]

If you let the song like dig into ur ears it sounds like masturbate. I really wanna hear the part where he's like deactivated but then he's activated again. Sounds pretty epic to me. Also, wtf does chief say when he makes this face :3? It sounds like lting face but im not sure

[vegeta353658]

Hey Jon, you should change the name of this series to 'Arby 'n' the Queef'!

[LightDarknessDragon]

/watch?v=dQoitqNkYHs

[tigerblade79]

activate

activ-

masturbate

[unworthyjack]

why does everyone hate arbiter hes cool

[Devdev009]

dance fucker dance man, he never had a chance (offspring quote)

[MasonSOG]

and i forgot to say, if you do finish i will give you a reason why you did. It's because you touch yourselves at night

[MasonSOG]

PLEASE DON'T END THE STORY EPISODES I LOVE THEM IF YOU DO I WILL GO OVER TO MACHINIMA AND STEAL YOU TWO AND TAKE YOU HOME AND WHILE I'M AT IT, I WILL BEAT JOHNS ASS WHILE HE IS TAKING A DICK TO HIS ASS!! SO YOU BETTER CONTINUE THE STORY EPISODES!!

[ThexHaloxfreak]

@MasonSOG end of SEASON! not series.

[MasonSOG]

@ThexHaloxfreak i meant the story episodes, did you see the season 7 finale, it had that pac man thing where if you lose all your lives and it says continue and counts down from 10 to zero

[AzumiNyan]

ACT TO VA

[shadow682682]

Favorite song ever. You should include more penises. It's so damn funny. I don't remember the episode name, but I love the episode where chief declared himself the boss and was like "boss boss boss boss." then Arbiter asked him what he had done so far and it was a big dick he drew. One of my favorites. so damn funny. I know I sound immature, but w/e this is why i watch anyways

[AleXand4life]

Well fuck you too chief.  >:/

[spiralwolf209]

so stupid

[spiralwolf209]

This is so stupid

[ConnorArbiter]

Activate Remix on my channel the BEST one

[JenHoppingCrow]

@JacksonFelblade

I find it hilarious, I fell out of my chair when the picture popped up. I just mean that it seems like he has a Super Bad complex. (Or who ever is drawing all the dicks.) It's just weird to be fascinated by a penis that isn't yours, even if it's a picture of one. :)

[ServoPrime]

Activate FTW!

[hitmanj65]

the people who dislike watch robot porn

[Demonsword92]

lol at arbiter dancing

why is there so much hate for the arbiter anyways?

[Thebombsquad4]

make more videos please. and 4 the end of season 2 hypermail could u dance...activate

[anonymous5by5]

My name is not Jamie, but I did fist to the screen anyway.

[12345625012]

love arby n the chief

[feelfreetomockme]

activate



[kefkaexdeath]

I ought to replicate "Activate" in Fruity Loops at some point.

[LoseGrenadePin]

Wait what!?! No jewish robo porn >:(

[NarcoticNKO45]

i punched my screen........worth it

[destroyka777]

I must admit, I was dancing to that beast beat, Activate! Thanks for a great season, Arby'n'Chief, lookin' forward to the next!

[TooUnrested]

my hypermail got read?! :D

[MinichowerzClyde]

Thumbs up if you saved the picture at 1:50 as your screensaver!

[Demonsword92]

@optimusrocks1 go fukc a duck fagget

[GoHardNj]

"getting our fucking bukake on" lmaao im done..

[johndoe3042]

Jon you're the best if you ever stops arby n the chiefs I will be sad face..

[holanoobs]

chief loves riding giant dicks.....

[CapitanOHYEAH]

What's with the rushed pace of this episode? For some reason it reminds me of the flower shop scene in Tommy Wiseau's "The Room"...

[kianiskool]

hey jon i noticed how the chief action figure is falling apart so why dont u buy new ones that look the same and say they got like an upgrade

[Jmanrules04]

Put Arby N the Chief on iTunes NOW

[shadowray77]

Arbiter might be on drugs. Activate is an amazing song.

[rcgamrr]

where can i download 'Activate'? Lol

[nightmarewolftony]

@rcgamrr when u find it can u tell me lol

[themariomankiller]

Ok since I am clueless when it comes to stuff like this, is the series of Hypermail and the story-line going to continue? Please awnser my question someone.

[DigitalPivx]

How in the hell did i I end up on a video of talking plastic toys? Not sure, but I like it.

[kc307]

@DigitalPivx Oh your in for a treat my friend.

[666chaox666]

I'm currently watching RvB all the way through since I never have before. I gotta say, Rooster Teeth may have a lot of fancy crap to make their shows but Arby n the Ch33f rocks!

[DamTierney]

arby n the chief is still funny as hell but i miss the classis backround music from previous seasons

[joeeo99]

ROFLMFAO

[FaggotsFreaksFools]

omg... when he said kevin... I seriously thought he'd read my mail where I asked him about his thoughts on the majoras mask remake (or Operation Moonfall)... WHY ARBY WHY!?

[ConnorArbiter]

i made a remix of Activate check it out it's on my channel!

[Akudi]

Skyrim Sword? Clearly the best game ever conceived of....

[themxracer926]

whens the next episode? arbiter? tells me know!!!!

[themxracer926]

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[MrChapwhit]

guys there is a short this week, just wait till next week

[mrXhendrixX]

When the hell is the episode after femme fatal coming out srsly can someone PLEASE enlighten me on this because I've waitesd long enough on that cliff hangat ending.

[MrMisterchef001]

@mrXhendrixX Severance, I think.

[LokisAmazingGaming]

anyone know if i can get activate as a ringtone for my phone?

[XGhostOfWarX]

Let's face facts fools, Arby n' the Chief are what make Machinima popular, without the Halo, An'C or anything else that Machinima came from, it wouldn't even be alive today, and yet they still find a way to upload pointless Commentaries and montages from BF3 and MW3 and Skyrim, they are no longer what the used to be, they have sold out, and now, we are stuck with three year olds making montages and commentating, a waste of time. They should relinquish the name Machinima for this.

[OrkSword2]

@XGhostOfWarX In all fairness, you can't deny that there are some good BF, MW, and Skyrim videos, and the new Halo Reach and CE Anniversary videos are pretty terrible too.

[Picklezorz]

@XGhostOfWarX

Fuck yeah, remember Inside Halo with The Sodagod? or Voicemail theater? This and those shows were what made machinima awesome, and now we have mw3 moabs all over the fucking place.

[JOHN25711]

@XGhostOfWarX Seriously i don't want to affend but why do you people keep thinking Arby n the Chief is the best? You do realise that half of the subscribers for machinima arn't even Halo fans?

[EP110692]

@JOHN25711 I disagree with you. Of course, you're right half of the subscribers aren't Halo Fans...But that's cool. It means this show is liked by several category of fans. Of course that's not the best show ever, but it still great.

[XGhostOfWarX]

@JOHN25711 It really can't be offensive, I like other games as well, but if it wasn't for Halo, there WOULD NOT be Machinima, the reason it was created is for Machinima, videos with a story created using a games engine, and commentaries, walkthroughs and pointless montages are for money, and they don't even need it, considering they aren't the ones making the videos, they only host others work. So sure, they all aren't Halo fans, but why watch something you can go play? You can't play Machinima.

[xGHOSTXRECONx]

@XGhostOfWarX And they are still nice enough to pay jon to do this. The problem isn't them its that no one does decent machinima anymore.

[THEDEADSOUNDSTUDIOS]

I love Hypermail and the Story Episodes of Arby n' the Chief are some of the best writing I've ever seen in a machinima or anywhere else for that matter.

But Jon, do you ever see yourself bobbing action figues up and down in front of a camera and think "...this is my job?..." XDD

Just kidding, we all love you!

[BruinsVictory]

@THEDEADSOUNDSTUDIOS Dead sound? you like arby n the chief too? :D i love all your machinimas keep up the good work!

[THEDEADSOUNDSTUDIOS]

@BruinsVictory Who doesn't love Arby 'n' the Chief!? It's where most of my inspiration comes from!

[anotherinternetter]

@THEDEADSOUNDSTUDIOS

He actually does think that sometimes. That's why he's going to college to better himself

[BruinsVictory]

Who bro fisted the screen?

[Truthslayer05]

Best possible hypermail finale!!!!!

[GrizCC]

no

[MrGorxx]

does this mean no more hypermail? ;( NOOOOOO

[proffsetjohan]

ACTIVATE

[JenHoppingCrow]

Jon where do you get the dick drawings from? I hope you aren't the one drawing them, because if you are you have some bad problems dude. There is just way to much time and detail put into those.....

[JacksonFelblade]

@JenHoppingCrow probly has friends doing it too, or just does it himself, whats wrong with that anyways? something like that would be unbearable to do, you'd be laughing so fricking much xD

[KeKeKeilan]

I like the part of the song where he says activate

[LegendaryRecluseEx]

Lemons.

[AgentX7Y]

0:42

*when someone says arrow to the knee joke,*

go die in a trench

*when chief says it*

XD

[MrDeGaming]

haa BoSs

[BL4CKeMOTIONS]

put activate on itunes

[grizzdotcom]

activate

[durabletick]

activate ac activate

[PennyJarid]

How did I get here!?!?!?

[0PyramidHead]

Just so that everyone knows, "The Reunion" is delayed again. A fifth Arby 'n' the Chief Short is going to be uploaded tomorrow.

[moisesf606]

Goodbye. . . for now. . . >:D

[Xxjazzyj11xX]

jon, i want you to stop saying sorry. you apologies to everyone, even in your blog, you have given, (in my mind) a more entertaining and fulfilling show on the internet than all on tv. you are doing a great job, and do not want you to end the show, but if it comes that time, i will continue to enjoy the show that was, is, and will be... Arby n' the chief

[grizzdotcom]

@Xxjazzyj11xX I know that feel bro.

[Destroyai]

@Xxjazzyj11xX I agree, your are great at this! I can't even tell that you script this, it flows so naturally i feel like i would rather watch this then play the actual game. I hope you continue to make more but if you don't then i wish you luck with the rest of your endevors. P.S. i know some of this sounded sarcastic but it wasn't.

[dRay2TH3M4XIII]

Great ending to this hypermail season. Great work John, keep it up man.

[MamboCat84]

I would have preferred them flying to the Time Stone sound effect with Chief smacking his head on something.... that was boss. BOSS BOSS BOSS

[adam14802]

is there going to be a season 7

[SpitFire816]

@adam14802 wut do u mean season 7? like a continuation of season 7 with a season 9? cause this is season 8. He left it off with a cliffhanger and they say there is going to be more so yes there should be new episode sometime in the next few dayz or weeks or so.

[Sadisticfang]

@SpitFire816 Jon's blog numbers the current season as 6. Machinima has it numbered differently due to things such as Hypermail.

[SpitFire816]

@Sadisticfang oh ok, i understand now. Thx bud : )

[shadowguard002]

...chief didnt like my mail :( sniff, *sad face*

[ZaikradysKnight]

1 hour long Activate download link please~?

[yomyssebyy2]

@ZaikradysKnight give your opinion to then1pp3 .. she'll make you a 10 hour long loop ...

[shallowdead]

They should have danced to Techno Dicks !!

[Jgfss333]

@poppadoms592 im jamie thats my name but is ur e-mail is called jamie no is mine

[johndaflusha]

I was hoping for an0ther song..

[poppadoms592]

my names jamie

[sirroger11]

hah chief knows more about the arrow to the knee thing than most of you idiots "why can't i get some decent knee armor" arrow to the knee was a reference that skyrim's boots didn't cover the knees unlike the previous games

[SporeGoji]

@sirroger11 Um... no it wasn't. The "arrow to the knee" thing is a reference to the guards who say "I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee."

[sirroger11]

@SporeGoji and why the fuck do you think the guards say it? look it up before posting stupid comments

[HortatorNerevar]

@SporeGoji

Its IN the knee, not to the knee, FFS get it right.

[SporeGoji]

@HortatorNerevar Jesus Christ DOES IT FUCKING MATTER???

[HortatorNerevar]

@SporeGoji

Yes.

[HortatorNerevar]

@SporeGoji

Yes, very much so.

[qwertyuiopasdf987654]

someone tell chief that that's not dancing its the team america world police secret signal.

[JelloOcean]

@qwertyuiopasdf987654 Thank you for making my day.

[ninetailcurse]

And remember, if anybody offers you robot porn, just say no.

Thanks,

Jon

Arbiter said this.

[RonaldinhoReborn]

HAHAHAHA Cyberg the Jewish robot

[funderburk5]

theydance like Moar Krabz :D

[vfddawg]

NEW STEREOTYPE: White people, super soldiers, and elites can't dance.

[bloodtimer]

@vfddawg Pulp Fiction, dance scene.

[plasticwinter]

I'm gonna kick Chiefs ass. Why? Cus my name is Alex

[xdc17x]

I died when Arby said Jewish robot

[ZealotMatthew]

masturbate masturbate masturbate masturbate

[Shades0fGray029]

@kljppppp i see what you did there

[Shades0fGray029]

@scootieable anywhere on the entire FUCKING INTERNET YOU IDIOT!

[scootieable]

hey where can i download that awesome song!!! haha

[Joshh926]

Yeeeessssssssss

[puut4991]

Is there any full length song to the Intro Song?

[odstspartan332]

go cheif go cheif ac ac activate ac aca activate lol

[MrCarlosBrazao]

9gag took an arrow to the knee...

[kljppppp]

@MrCarlosBrazao i use to think 'an arrow to the knee' jokes were funny, then someone stole my sweet roll

[Straif5]

Cool...I was teh 600000 veiwer exactly.

[Straif5]

I have to wonder...how many of these emails are writen badly on purpous, and how many are done badly because the people writing them cant write?



[Dbane567]

White Power.

[jussimaartens]

viewer 60000 exactlly, i dont know but i think its pretty coolz

[crvsader]

ACTIVATE!

[Depthcharge2030]

Awesome ending

[vidiofreak2]

In the finale I think that Greg's gonna come back and kick Trent's ass

[AgentX7Y]

@vidiofreak2

no, in the finale Greg's gonna come back in kick Trent's ass...again, and the bitches will love him. XD

[hawkwolf613]

@vidiofreak2 Spiderman, spiderman...

@vidiofreak2 maybe save the two? like last time at