The Youtube Syndrome

[emu314159]

I've keenly honed my attention span through the judicious application of caffeine and sugar, to the point where i routinely win contests with gnats. Thus I never waste more than 3 seconds on utter rubbish. Plus, once your brain completely develops, as i see yours has, you realize that Yes, Virginia, some things just suck, and there is no "ironically enjoying them," they just suck, full stop. Welcome to sanity, brother;)

[emu314159]

That's either the beginning of Cyprus Hill's Insane in the Membrane, or some song sampling it, which since you only ever listen to that much anyway amounts to the same thing

[jmprunner]

Hey can anyone tell me the song that he's using as a ringtone?

[Eyedunno]

Hah, saw Brett Keane's freaky mug and just had to click.

[Tazwegian]

Cric info Eh? That's the way!

[blueblade50]

That effect fucking sucked

[Dutch951]

lol "you cant have manslaughter without laughter" Where d u buy ur T-shirts?

[LuiBabe56982]

lol

whoa ur page is all different then mine...

[AliaFaton]

The haters are getting to him

[justinwol14]

OMG!I had that same dream!LOL

[Steve0016]

lol *face slams/bounces off pillow, hugh's eyes open*

[FootinMouthDisease]

Awesome, Hughs.

This might get you invited onto Oprah someday, like Juan Mann did. (((hugs))) ;-)

[jeffuehrer]

that was terrific! i hope you don't actually dream about youtube though, that would be awful. five stars!

[lise2006]

Now,c'mon,you gotta admit the babies were cute.

Great video,tho'.Don't let the haters get ya down.

[bfo68]

great vid

[Duck1987]

genius

[clintrocks69]

that was excellent!

[paullongball]

Make that 32,001...Hahahaha! You rule!

[duhbulars]

i love all of your videos..very talented.

[belginini]

You have the same laptop as me! Awesome!!!

[Bdup81]

its true man im always dreaming about it and slitting my wri.....  oops too much info

[NietzscheNu]

Verwy, Verwy Autistic!

E-"Hot Hunta" Fudd

[cmdrhunt]

Very nice editing job on this vid Hugh!

Also, I agree with the other positive commentor's when I say that this is one of the best YouTube vids I have watched! p.s. the ring tone, rocks!

[Hughsnews]

Thanks mate, well feel free to advertise me!

[stumpie2]

this is one of the best vids i ever watched,lol, good job

[Hughsnews]

hA HA HA THANKS

[steady112]

I'm still a dick, but this video did not suck.

[JaboCelt]

I think he was hoping this vid would make it big on YouTube, no luck so far.

[Hughsnews]

No I never think that about any of my videos...

[DamnjIvansrbia]

lmao.. some funny shit

[LiaRaye]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH I officially tripped outr XD

[dunlapgal]

But I love the laughing babies! LOL

[barcodebar]

its amazing that youtube features videos of flatulent babies

[lovableccentric]

but i didnt understand the end

[lovableccentric]

but i didnt understand the end

[lovableccentric]

nice video

[andy4009]

haha funny

[andy4009]

haha funny

[filmrubbish]

nice editing

[barcodebar]

yep like the cuts

[filmrubbish]

good editing

[barcodebar]

good oberservation... but also a bit confused about babies at the end?

[spitkey]

very nice, i like it

[eartrompette]

lol funny video

[chetslad]

very good!

[phootie]

very nice video

[trady]

Youtube is ok if you ignore all the vlogging wankers, home movie making losers and other desperate untalented self-promoters.

[lockedinthetrunk]

best ringtone ever.

[barcodebar]

yah love that ringtone

[ViralVideoSoup]

Yet another great video! It's a shame that you are one of the few YouTubers who routinely produce quality videos.

[Dave9309]

i hate shitty videos for sure

[shaggorama]

I like how the angle of the shot right after "fat desperate losers trying to get attention" clearly shows your man-boobs. 2 thumbs up!

[zelemont]

Jump around! Jump around!

[Nebris]

*snork*

[Charisfaery]

Yeah those babies are pretty freaky. LOL.

[culwin]

What the hell was that video at the end with the babies?

[cinnaraisnbagel]

Very nice hughs!

[lesmcluffalot]

Cheater Cheater Penis Eater.

[WhatUwant8ntMe]

This was like a mix of Donnie Darko (w/o the evil rabbit costume) and Twin Peaks (I was waiting for the midget to come out when you played one of the youtubers voice backwards)...tis funny and eerie all at the same time. Oh and House of Pain - Jump around as your ringtone...ah the memories.

[Castaa]

Great video. Such a higher level of production values than most. What video and editing setup do you use?

[paperback333]

great video, once again. Have my babies! *gives Hugh Paperback's Babies*

[greenfrogandmonkey]

WOW crazy people everyday.. 32000 I think half are down under LOL, I have much luv.

[bobsully]

I wanted to turn away...but I just couldn't!

[MuggleSam]

I smell featured!

[Hughsnews]

Huh?

[KrisandJules]

Lol Hugh, great video! * insert applause audio clip here* I feel for you mate.

you sir. are officially. subscribed.

~Jules

[TheJake180]

Haha, you have the crossmack nightmare too?! thank god, i thought i was the only one.

seriously though, another great one, nice editing.

[Hughsnews]

Ha ha thanks... my editting is getting a bit better as I learn my new software, any tips on what I should do next?!!?

[zannabiancaz]

Ehy, cool video! your video sucks..^^

[luckyduck883]

LMAO!!! this was great!

[Hughsnews]

Thanks thats nice of you

[scottishcream1467]

you videos DO NOT SUCK! that was amazing! ... but u r a fat looser looking for attention! lol

RULE THE SCOTS!

[Hughsnews]

BOOOOOO.. I can't argue as my family has scottish roots. We are from the Bain clan.

[scottishcream1467]

well join the scottish abroad society then. see my groups some classic scottish comedy in the videos too, you will really appriciate it hugh. this video was brilliant mate!

thanks for making it, must have taken a while. how long?

[Hughsnews]

I like reading comments... coming up with ideas is harder now but i will try make another one soon...

[angela51372]

Absolutely loved the effects you done in this one!

[Hughsnews]

Yeah I am learning to do some stuff as I go along so it will get better trust me

[angelgallardo1]

Pretty awesome video!

[Acroteleutium]

woah... that was a good one. you "reflection" in the bathroom was really creepy! lol keep up the good work Hugh!

[Hughsnews]

YEAH I KNOW DUDE! I was so stoked when that came out although it just stuffed up a bit but im happy.... I will try mate I will try

[Acroteleutium]

when are you going to do your dare again? the one you have to do because you won the non-stars competition...

[Hughsnews]

SOON... Probably next week, a LOT of them will take some time thus I have delayed it

[Acroteleutium]

ahhhhhh... 'i see,' said the blind man... :)

[SueVenir]

hate comments amuse me, but i just delet them.. i dont need to log on to my account and hear about how Emo my friends are and how peopel would like to have their way with me, othe r people dont need to see that either. so i just deleat them.. maybe once peopel start posting hate comments with substance i'll reply and leave them there for now they get deleated..

Good Vid Hugh :) cool graphics (all things conciterd LOL)

[Hughsnews]

Yeah now with a lot of my haters I just tell them I love them and that really pisses them off or makes them leave... its a good system

[musosf]

Sue, you win my "Favorite YouTube nickname of the day award". :)

[SueVenir]

lol why??? and thank you ^_^

[musosf]

I just love plays on words and something about "SueVenir" tickles the linguist in me. :)

[SueVenir]

well i'm glad someone got it.. alot of people dont and when i laugh they just give me blank looks... one girl asked me what a pun was last year

[somecallmejim]

Hugh, I've got to say, your stuff is always good for a laugh.

THE question, though, is did I mean that in a good way, or a bad way? Mwua ha ha! :-D

[Hughsnews]

I hope a good way, cause otherwise that makes me sad... and I am too nice to be made sad!!

[sleepingdognfb]

positive+ positive+ positive+

very. funny. topical. love it! you're getting a bit too good dude :)

don't stop!

[Hughsnews]

Im not getting good, if I was i would be bigger then I am now. I just like trying out stuff

[musosf]

number of subscribers <> quality (you are living proof of that maxim)

(how the hell does one do the "not equal to sign" in ASCII? Someone nerdier than me, please help!)

[punkafy]

You suck, this video sucks and your fat. oh sorry, just wanted to make you feel at home

Just playin, great vid man 5 stars, and as I always say: No news is good news, unless it's Hugh's news!

[Hughsnews]

I really like that little saying... can I still steal if from you?!?1

[punkafy]

of course man steal away!

[punkafy]

Ha Ha nice way to make fun of the haters

[Hughsnews]

Lol... well i do try!

[Charisfaery]

Oh I don't think you are a nerd!

[Hughsnews]

Yes you do... admit it

[Charisfaery]

Baby, that was fantastic! I loved it. It was so clever, but I am glad my mouth doesn't look like that normally! LOL

[Hughsnews]

Mel it kind of does... i just didnt want to say anything

[myloflex]

how's your diet/exercise coming a long?

[Hughsnews]

WHERE DID THIS COME FROM? Good, I haven't lost a lot of weight but my bodyfat to muscle is down.. Im a lot stronger and more muscular then I have been.... although some of these angles in this video are not that flattering!

[myloflex]

LOL chill man, just wondering how it's all going through.

[DrLemur]

At least when your voices tell you your videos suck.. they are lying to you.. :) Amazing work Hugh. An instant favourite.

[Hughsnews]

Thanks mate.. nah they are not lying, they are telling me the truth I just dont see

[mynameiscal]

I apologise for my hating/flaming/bastardicity. You have the right to hurt me!

Nice vid though, I always enjoy :D

[Hughsnews]

Ummm im not really into the whole spanking thing

[mynameiscal]

Oh come on Hugh, don't try to make us believe that you have a girlfriend! It's not like you've ever shown any evidence to back up your ridiculous claim.

Wait....

[Hughsnews]

ha hah a... oH CAL

[VloggingMolly]

Yay! another great video by Hugh! I'm SO jealous of your editing skills!!

[Hughsnews]

They really are not that great!!! What makes you say that... what software do you use?

[VloggingMolly]

I've got a crappy plug-n-play webcam...it's a Labtec and i really haven't played around with the editing...except tried to add txt and that was a horrible experience!! lol...pathetic...anyway...i don't have anything extra on my computer that i know of that edits videos. i'm not extremely computer litterate...just get me to the internet and i'm good!! :D

[Hughsnews]

Try download like windows movie maker which is simple to use and pretty good... editting isnt important, its the style and type of video that is! SO KEEP ON TRUCKIN

[VloggingMolly]

i agree with foolingjulia, it's very nice that you reply to your comments! :) thanks for the info for editing...i'll look for the download soon. I'm just a vlogger...nothing special (definitely not the acting/directing type!) :)

[foolingjulia]

Brilliant!

[Hughsnews]

HA HA HA you remind me of my boss who says that all the time!!!

[foolingjulia]

It's a good word! It's nice that you reply to all your comments. Every time I've commented you've replied to me. Thanks :)

[Hughsnews]

Well you took the time to comment so I should take the time to respond! Its just being a nice person and the fact I care about people who like and subscribe to my videos

[tearmyheartoutx]

haha =)

[Hughsnews]

WORD LOL

[Trackerino]

this video was fucking great!:)

[Hughsnews]

Thanks mate! Well get me featured then LOL

[musosf]

Be careful what you wish for...you'll have hundreds more haters then... :)

[til2uncostly]

Hugh: you must have read the Ron Jeremy interview on ZDnet where he said that Youtube is the "celebration of mediocrity".

[Hughsnews]

I LOVE RON JEREMY! I have many of his videos and ecen his documentary!!!! Ahhh FOND MEMORIES!

[kittykatgh]

lol Gd job! thank you 4 making videos that don't suck!

[Hughsnews]

I do try, but help me Kitty, HELP ME!!!!

[treehamallama]

HAAAAAAA! omg! wowy, thats all i have to say. Awesome Job Hugh.

[Hughsnews]

Ha ha ha... thanks! I am getting a lot of reactions like this to my more seriously 'funny' videos! If you like it why not email YOUTUBE lol

[Karebee]

Well done! I always look forward to your videos, you don't disappoint!

[Hughsnews]

Ha ha ha I do try to disappoint but no one seems to not like them

[themightythor1212]

i dont care if alot of them suck. yours never do and thats whats important. you still rock my friend!

[Hughsnews]

Ha ha thanks thor, thats mighty sweet. EMAIL YOUTUBE AND TELL THEM LOL HA HAH A

[themightythor1212]

consider it done! but be careful what you ask for!

[Hughsnews]

eeep

[MGABBYB]

Don't believe that guy in your bathroom mirror or those hater-fake-photo-talking-peopl­e taped to your nightstand. Your videos don't suck...

Mary

[whielyex]

lol dude that was hilarious!! im gonna attempt to reply to that! that was excellent!

[Hughsnews]

Ha ha ha! Thanks... well i hope you do reply i would love to see it!

[pezkore]

Yet another amazing video, Hugh!

Haha I feel your pain... YouTube haunts my dreams as well.

[Hughsnews]

Oh thanks mate, its wierd how many people actually do feel similar to the video, even though its a joke

[pezkore]

Funny thing is, when I tell my boyfriend I'm watching YouTube... he laughs and calls it an obsession lol

[Hughsnews]

My girlfriend did too, but now she loves it and gets fully into reading my video comments... lol

[pezkore]

Least she watches your videos! lol My guy won't even watch any of mine... he thinks YT people are weird... wait, well, I guess he thinks I'm weird.

[Hughsnews]

Ha ha ha. Mel likes watching my videos although I think she may think i'm a tad bit nerdy! lol

[musosf]

Ha ha - when you live together, you get to force your partner to watch your videos BEFORE you upload them! :)

[Kij421]

Precisely. I have a computer model of a 15th century Welsh castle due tomorrow, and here I am on YouTube...

[Hughsnews]

Ha ha ha, which castle you doing? How big is the model

[Kij421]

Raglan Castle. I'm not sure on the actual size of it, but I'm doing this model is a moderate size, when it comes to computer graphics... It's just a lot of sides and angles I didn't anticipate.

[Hughsnews]

Ohhh computer graphics is hard and I don't like it

[Rudega]

I loved the way you fell onto your bed hahaha. "CANNONBALL!!!"

[Hughsnews]

I have a very important news bulletin.... LOL

[Rudega]

TO THE PRESSES!

[Hughsnews]

HAZAAAAAAA!

[Wags229]

great video man :P i know you know this already, but non of any of your videos ever suck :) speaking of which, i wanna go watch that bird one again hahah :P

take care man,

jonathan

[Hughsnews]

HA HA, thanks mate thats really nice of you! I think some of them suck though

[Ranblv]

Poor quality is a matter of taste, but the hate comments are a real problem, its a very sad side of human behavior.

At one point youtube will have to do something about it.

[Hughsnews]

Ohhh i think the youtube market has been flooded with some pretty bad stuff... but my opinion

[Ranblv]

Personally I think a lot of them suck, but I do accept others like them.

I guess thats why I only subscribe to the good ones, sort of virtual remote.

but hate comments are a plague that deter good vlogers and thats everybody's problems.

I hope you ignore them.

[Hughsnews]

Ohhh they do get to me sometimes, they are hard to ignore but I do try