MST3K - S07E03 - Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell (1/10)

[KimxRonForever100]

A Power Rangers coin! LOL

[MrBuch169169]

I like Pearl as a main character, but..... not as a 'mom' joke who endlessly repeats one word and rings a bell. She actually drives me mad in this one.

[gingaguy]

Uuuhh, Pearl is annoying as a guest character and as a lead role in place of Forrester, such a fail to have her uuuuhhhh

[MTCaptain]

Why does Cambot tell me to kill myself?

[solangejolie2012]

I watch the segment where Pearl says "Clayton" anytime I get irritated with my mama. It always cracks me up, strangely, and I always feel just a less pissy

[solangejolie2012]

@solangejolie2012 I mean less pissed off...Its LATE, people

[silvereagle2061]

Only Corman movies use this theme



[silvereagle2061]

Battle Beyond The Stars theme yet again?

[ChaoticYak]

A heavy font like this needs to double-brace the H.

They're making a Men Without Hats video while they're shooting this movie.

[dwarfsid]

@ChaoticYak Men Without Talent

[ExhumedAnatomy]

A clownburger? I'll do it for a clownburger!

[twilightwindwaker]

I'm glad that Mike is in this episode but I'm bummed that Pearl isn't in it. I bet Mike and the robots make jokes during the movie just to have fun. I don't think I ever saw Crow's legs before. The robots need to remove their hats since they block the screen. The giant Q-tip wars I read about these. Are you gonna kill me again sir?

[crimsontowers]

@twilightwindwaker when he changed the space baby's diaper in one of the episodes (i think the one with the blob taking over children on the beach) he has like 4 spider legs haha. just recently re-watched them all, since the 90's these have been comedy gold for me, but i think there are a few more that show his lower half, but usually just for ridiculous joke purposes and not what he has normally

[twilightwindwaker]

@crimsontowers Do you know the name of that episode?

[ChaoticYak]

@twilightwindwaker You can see Crow's legs in a few episodes actually. The space baby is in episode 706, Laserblast. In Hobgoblins in season 9, you get to see his pajama-covered legs. In 514, Teenage Strangler, Crow is sitting on a box. I think you see them in King Dinosaur in season 2, and you see one of them in season 4 in the Giant Gila Monster. There's a Joel episode where Crow and Tom are racing in cars and Crow's legs are folded up in the car.

Who me? Obsessed? NO! =D

[huktownfonikz]

Potatoes is what we eat!

[Imachowderhead]

la la la

[TheLackofattack]

Could I just get a lemonade?

[gdhuertas07]

Game of Thrones? Never even fuckin' heard of it.

[SuikodenClive]

I love Trace. He's the best.

[AlecRozsa]

@SuikodenClive I agree! Kevin was my favorite initially when i first picked up the series again recently after it first came out. After a while Trace just grows on you lol now he's my favorite

[Blamepandora85]

So... Two villages

[JackKlompus13]

Thanks for uploading in such great quality!

[themoviedudesteam]

Man re using the Krull theme!

[agrobuddhist]

ALL HAIL MEGATRON

[agrobuddhist]

i love that im watching this from my android powered LG Optimus smartphone. THE FUTURE IS NOW!!!!!!!

[DDRrez]

@agrobuddhist

worst product placement EVER.

[MrBuch169169]

'Well, let's see how long THESE accents last!'  ought to be a catchphrase.

[eddiemunster23]

I did lol avgn

[FreakDaMIghet]

So...when does THIS deathstalker start raping bitches?

[twilightwindwaker]

@FreakDaMIghet I don't think this one is quite as bad as the other 3 and besides they might of took out these parts.

[FreakDaMIghet]

This is after TVs Frank left....:-(

[nirokecnallav]

Is it just me or is the guy the "hero's" fighting look a lot like Dave Grohl.

[Cazz814]

Haha I was thinking that were using giant Qtips also.

[Theburn77]

spread out, beat cheeks...

[isismariemaximus]

Who the hell is James Rolfe?

[fryxj9]

@isismariemaximus he is the "Angry video game nerd". He also does movie reviews, the "deathstalker" seris was one of them

[Blasted9001]

@isismariemaximus, he's the Angry Videogame Nerd, aka AVGN.

[zapproowsdower]

glad to see AVGN is a fan of this show... but i'm extremely surprised that so many of his fans were ignorant of this show until he mentioned it!

bah, next thing you'll all tell me you've never heard of Mr Show!

[mikeynike81]

@zapproowsdower well if i remember he talked more about the movie itself not the show, so i think thats what most people wanted to check out. i watched mst3k, still watch on netflix. never seen this one until after james mentioned it.

[spase667]

Speaking of hair, Mike's hair seems longer than usual in this episode.

[ubergo]

Crow: Thom Thrifthopher!!!

[ChaoticYak]

Will the people from Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman please clear the set?

[kenanscott24]

lol compression fracture

[dannypfan007]

A Power Rangers Coin Everyone!!!

[organs]

Frank and Dr. F > Pearl, Brain Guy, and Prof. Bobo

Pearl, Brain Guy, and Prof. Bobo = still good

[Type59]

"register keys" that is me in my job.

[Tareltonlives]

So who else saw this episode before they saw the corresponding Cinemassacre episode?

[zombiepi]

@Tareltonlives I didn't know there was a Cinemassacre episode.

[Ci3lag0]

Conan the Barbarian knockoff?

[fuckingkiddinme]

So Michael McDonald has to fight the guy from night ranger?

[Applemask]

You want...to plant...BARLEY

[bruxbrux]

Haha, Crow's nametag identifies him as "Mary-Jo."

[putzthewondersloth]

What would you do for a Clown Buger?

[SnjperWulf]

How many people looked this up because they actually watched MST?

[trapadoored]

@SnjperWulf

me-I didn't know who the fuck james rolfe was, so I looked him up. It's funny-if you are nerdy enough to watch something called "the angry video game nerd" you would think you would already be WELL aware of MST3k.

[JohnnyDart76]

@trapadoored: Amazingly enough, I was watching the AVGN stuff before I even heard of MST3K.

[GreatFox42]

@SnjperWulf Does it count if you looked it up because you -wanted- to see it but never had a chance because you were too young at the time?

[carvedinside1982]

@SnjperWulf this guy did!

[slipknot92194]

@SnjperWulf Sadly this was slightly before my time. But I remember watching it with my dad when I was little, and wanted to watch it for myself. And now I love this show. ;)

[MalteseAnna]

@SnjperWulf I thought I was the only one...!

[spiderlime]

the soundtrack is actually by james horner! dammit!

[Dulcimerist]

Men without Hats! XD

[ccrstarpanda]

i am another cinemassacre fan, and i looked this video up solely because it was mentioned on a james rolfe video

:D

[pastrychef1985]

I saw this ep last November. Damn! Haven't laughed so much since!

[punker333]

no im here with you

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Well, let's see how long THESE accents last.

[starshine699]

James Rolfe got me to see it too.

[SinnFein4ever]

0:24

Wow; the special-effects on this show are even better than those on Star Trek.

;)

[LaDracul]

I think I lose it when I see Crow's calf implants. XD

[vlcupper]

@LaDracul I lose it when I see Mike and the Bots doing Deliverance in the opening credits.

[dogeymon83]

Where's TV's frank? Is this why he wasn't in the movie?

[Goblinxx1]

@dogeymon83 He was assumed into Second Banana Heaven in the last episode of season 6, SAMSON AND THE VAMPIRE WOMEN.

[WolfCoder]

james sent me

[ChaoticYak]

What kind of made-up font is this?

I think they call it "extra stuff Germanic".

[Smaugren]

This episode is one of my favorite!

[Tareltonlives]

Wow, are ren faires that bad?

"Is it too early to hate this guy?" It's NEVER too early to hate this guy

I think this guy was the Warrior of the Lost World's punk little brother

[RavnDream]

"Is it too early to hate this guy?"

"Are you gonna kill me again, sir?"

[applebonker141]

My mom does that same thing that Pearl does, only she doesn't have to be sick. She literally pages my Dad on the phone downstairs for him to come up and fetch something that is on the other side of the bed because she doesn't feel like getting up to get it.

That bearded guy looks like Paul McCartney's bearded period from "Let it Be"...AND Michael McDonald.

[textthing]

@applebonker141

He reminds me of... that bearded guy... from the Bee Gees.

[applebonker141]

@textthing LOL yeah. Barry Gibb I think.

[darkmaster3011]

a power range's coin everyo 8:39 lol

[ChaoticYak]

I sent them a hair sample from the small of my back.

[ravenled]

Here in Brazil this show cames as a TV movie called "O filme mais idiota do mundo" (The dumbiest movie of the world).

[ravenled]

But not this episode .

[ravenled]

But not this episode .

[waschbeckenfrisch]

i love the theme song

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Can any people from Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman please clear the set?

[Misoshoran]

lol @ supersize

[Shadowdancer21b]

I remember when MST3K was on TV...Time is a biznatch.

[GeneralLotz]

Indeed time makes fools of us all especially TV producers

[Uprock415]

Love this show.

AVGN sent me actually. LOL!

[Irascka]

lol. Me too

[bobhanagens]

rofl! james was right this is a really good ep of mst3k

[TheZaniken]

Ok. WTF is this beginning??????

[mikeynike81]

james sent me!

[ThugKing6669]

@mikeynike81

I saw this episode when it originally ran on television, but after seeing James mention it, I was drawn back. Thanks James, I love you man!

[Bromden75]

@mikeynike81 Large Marge sent me.

[charger619c]

@mikeynike81 I don't know who that is, nor do I care.

[mikeynike81]

@charger619c  then why respond to a year old comment? you felt it was important for me to know that im honored

[robinhoode]

I'm having feelings of nostalgia.. Fuck I'm old.

[monkeykingwest]

Also came here when James mentioned it. he is right this is a wearid movie

[chocolate11pie]

Croooooooooooow!

[zypher8677]

Also came here when James mentioned it. While watching the video, I knew I wanted to check these movies out, so when he said MST3K did one. I came running.

[aarsho]

@zypher8677

Same here.

[seb2net]

So who else looked up this after James Rolfe mentioned it?

[996284]

@seb2net

I did for sure because these movies looked hilarious and Mystery Science theater is awesome so i knew this was something I had to search up.

[TNSign]

Funny how that works :P

[gonzalojudovm]

i did. And also find out that this shitty movie was made in argentina LOL

[Goblinxx1]

@gonzalojudovm Hm, I didn't know that-- i always assume all cheesy cheap fantasy movies are made in Spain.

[TwiliticHorizon]

*raised hand*

[kiochix1234563]

@seb2net yup

[pendragon135790]

lookin at it now about 10 min after i finshed whatching james review of it :)

[radicalman33]

@seb2net

i watched this episdoe a long time ago. all i remembered was a 10 second part with the stick in the tent. over 10 years later cinemassacre does deathstalker and showed the scene and i knew this had to be it.

thank you cinemassacre!

[VL0GG3RK1D]

Me xD literally just finished watching his video, first thing i did, was youtube the film :P

[bobhanagens]

@VL0GG3RK1D rofl! same here.

[Droctogonpus]

@seb2net Lolz I did

[DarkJusticeMetal]

@seb2net

Sure did.

[ABfilmz]

@seb2net I DID :D

[ronvins]

@seb2net

JAMES MADE ME LOOK IT UP!!! XD

[Blar408]

@seb2net I did.

[SILAVNO351]

@seb2net I DID I JUST WANTS TO SEE ME SOME BOOBS

[frenchfrey65]

@seb2net i remember AVGN talking about this film, but actually Wikipedia sent me here LOL! I was reading about Silent Night Deadly Night 2 you know GARBAGE DAY! Then i remembered about these films XD, i'm reading on this one and on the bottom MST3k i'm like WHAT!? I immediately came here! :D

[TooCool1993]

@seb2net which video was it?

[seb2net]

@TooCool1993 google "deathstalker cinemassacre" it's the first hit.

[PifferyGear]

Copyright shouldn't apply to the episodes that arent available for purchase when the copyright holders refuse to allow distribution of those episodes for sale. Without people making digital copies of those episodes, they would otherwise be lost. The only way to prevent people from distributing illegitimate copies is to provide them a version they can actually obtain.

Off topic, I was horrified to learn that this movie got a sequel...

[livingisdieing27]

@PifferyGear even worse; it`s got three of ´em!^^

[chocolate11pie]

@livingisdieing27 Actually, four.

[LONGPORKBUFFET]

7:48 "Is it too early to hate this guy?" This has to be the most pompus character....I've...ever...who­a...they told me not eat the BROWN Potatos...Potatos...Hmm....yes­....Potatos...This Potato has ears...Whoa...Trumpy?...Trumpy is that you?...Huh?...naw man I didn't eat your Potatos....No Trumpy put down the Potato gun! It's not woth it Trumpy!...You'll be sucking Spuds through a Straw in the Penitentary for life, man!..I am not an animal, I am a Human Being...(BANG!!!) You want fries with that!

[BERTMARCH]

This is some of the most annoying background music in a MST'ed film ever. It's just this wimpy, too-soft "doo-doo-doo do-da-do doooo" over and over.

Also: "Hey, will the people from Dr. Quinn: Medicine Woman clear the set?"

[SoadNirv87]

Anyone notice that the beginning music has been ripped off from another movie...? I think it's James Horner's music or something.

[s1lverfalcon]

This is one of my favorite Mike episodes ever. It competes with Outlaw for best (or worst) episode. XD

[LightDeoxys]

Let's see how long THESE accents last!

[JediMasterCheryl]

Considering that the MST3K makers were encouraging us to 'keep circulating the tapes', why did YT/Google/whoever feel it necessary to remove any previously posted episodes? If they do that again, please do tell me and I will upload ALL my copies which are now on DVD from my old video tapes. Not all are good but they are all there!

Boo to YT for removing ANY MST3K episodes.

[moewron]

@JediMasterCheryl

The guys at MST3K might have wanted us to circulate the tapes, but ultimately someone else held the distribution rights to the episodes. It makes me sad when I can't find my favs on youtube, I can see why someone would want them pulled down, as they are copyrighted.

[AluminumJacket]

"Keep circulating the tapes"

;_; Glorious...

[keen14you]

"Mary Jo... Paul?" Hehe, subtle.

[mskittychic79]

Even though when she first was brought on the show, she was really overbearing, I still love Mary Jo Pehl. She's also on cinematic fantastic long with joel, and whoever does servo, (I forget at the moment). *Sigh* I really wish they would bring back MST3K

[WalkEvilTalk]

"Oh, he gets around. One day one village, one the next."

Mike: So... two villages.

[vivaladiva2001]

1:50 had me on the floor laughing. Literally.

[KidChaos5150]

I had completely forgot about the mid 90's Cat in the Hat hat fad, I wonder why that died

[pretorious700]

you wonder why that died? maybe because it was really stupid perhaps?

[KidChaos5150]

ahh yes that explains it then

[BlargGargle]

Poor Trace, the segments with Mrs. Forrester have to have been unbearable...

[SeoulMan]

I just miss Frank, no other complaints otherwise. Just feels different without him.

[SeoulMan]

"Hey, where's the umlaut?"

[Goosesteps]

My God, this is the most grating music I've ever heard.

[Motorbike131]

"oh he gets around 1 village one day another village the next"

"so two villages then?" lol

[Iwuznothere]

The hell is Alan Moore doing here?

[textthing]

I have the feeling that the line 'I'm enjoying an active lifestyle - WITH MY NEW HAIR!' must refer to one of those cheesy hair product adverts. The line appears in a Joel episode as well, though I forget which one.

[seanThree16]

"Yeah, I know Merlin personaly..."

[TomMSTie]

"It's going to be a bad year for oats."

But a good year for Hall.

[StLennyBruce]

"Is it too early to hate this guy?"

[TomMSTie]

certainly not. Not since WARRIOR OF THE LOST WORLD has a movie had a less likable hero.

[textthing]

No, I think this one is worse.

[TomMSTie]

What about HIGH SCHOOL BIG SHOT or may THE GIRL IN LOVERS LANE?

[Tareltonlives]

@TomMSTie Those were just depressing

[TomMSTie]

@Tareltonlives Exactly, here the hero is annoying as hell!

[Ropieroo]

He's worse than Mitchell!

[TomMSTie]

What about Mike the dad from MANOS? He was clearly meant to be the hero of the movie...who can't seem to talk to his family without yelling at them.

[ShinyRayquaza2]

A "Power Rangers" coin, everyone!

[ShinyRayquaza2]

Deathstalker...hey, where's the umlat?

[ericfuchs123]

So sad, they pretend Frank never existed in the opening theme.

[WATCHMEN12]

I believe his character was killed off at this point...

[VeryAngryCamel]

frank? who is this frank you speak of?

actually they do travel in time a lot so maybe now he never did exist anymore...

yeah...

[0okamino]

"So, Michael McDonald is fighting the guy from Loverboy..."

HAHA! Gets me every time. I'm guessing he means Mike Reno.

[TheMentalcase]

"Uh.. can I just get a lemonade?"

Something tells me that's the last thing you'd want from that old man. x_x

[StoneColdSergio]

Amatron? Sounds like a Transformers character.

No, it's never too early to hate the protagonist. Boggy Creek proved that with the shirtless kid... and "Doc."

[Gomess]

At least Boggy Creek brought in a likeable character right at the end.

Is it possible that Deathstalker will make friends with the lovable Lifestalker in the last twenty minutes of the film?? Let's watch.

[RusselBertrand]

this is early for the program right!??? one of the first

[634devil]

7th season episode, the show began in 1988 and ran through 1999 this show would have been around 1996. So not really early.

[RusselBertrand]

yeah I have no Idea what I was smokin on that comment!

[mrhandsome513]

Is it just me or does it sound like Cambot says "Kill yourself" during the Robot Roll Call @ 0:58 ??

I always sounds like that's what he says..

[LtGripweed]

Actually, he says "C'mere, Pal."

[kneecutleries]

"Show yourself."

[sleepyhollow783]

I thought and the same thing. Subliminal messages perhaps? ;-) Just like Ozzy's "get the gun, shoot-shoot-shoot-shoot" or Judas Priest's "do it".