Billy Connolly ~ Sheep Shagging

[Retromantra]

I once knew a sheep named Baa - bara.

[yourtreat2]

ROFL MY BALLS OFF!!!

[minecraftfan0123]

Wrong on soooo many levels :)

[FingersGreen0]

Aberdeen are known for oil, a shit football team, and SHEEP SHAGGING.

[Kayleighkaos]

So fucked up but soooo funny.

[1Thompsonmusic]

Eeeye if it wasn't for the accent you would nay get a laugh

Because the Scottish accent can really sound so daft

[menthol5]

Why do Scotsmen wear Kilts?

So sheep won't hear the zipper.

They found a new use for sheep in Scotland.

Wool.

[Enigmeh]

I saw a muslim shagging a sheep the other day when i asked him what he was doing and he said it was islam and he could do what he fucking wanted

[stfwho]

@Enigmeh he can't do whatever he wanted, because it is a law in Islam that you aren't allowed to eat the flesh or meat of a sheep after you fuck it.

[Retromantra]

A man was in court recently for shagging a pig. Apparently he almost got away with it, but the pig squealed on him.

[SapphireCrusader1988]

@Retromantra Bravo!

[willku9000]

You know, this guy was il duche (the duke) in the movie Boondock Saints.

[TIVAchristolly]

11 sheepish heroin addicts :)

[giodmx313]

11 sheep shaggers disliked it haha

[Vraadrik]

Obviously been to Australia just before this show.

[makenna88]

He doesn't look right without facial hair.

[DjAlanRoberts]

I used to have this on dvd, but lost the disc, easily his best performance. Anybody any links to it.

[Lazarou101]

I reckon Billy and Tim Minchin should do a show together

[SYMIE21]

fuckng funny

[gabotheblue]

people from aberdeen are well known for sheep shagging

[LieABeautifulLife]

I heard the last bit he said from a New zealander...

[Christofides1]

George Carlin used the line

"Take them to the edge of a mountain they push back better"

In his 99' show :), only just remembered lol.

[JanineRobin]

@Christofides1 Monty Python said it in their live show way back in the 70's.

[mancman4bkk]

@Christofides1 So 8 years AFTER Billy then.

[Christofides1]

@mancman4bkk

Well done, you can count.

[Link512]

9 people don't approve sheep shagging

[vioflex]

He looks like Dave Coulier in this video.

[koshkatoverdrive]

Holy shit... I KNEW IT! I KNEW I KNEW IT! BILLY CONNOLLY IS JUST JOHN CLEESE WTH A BEARD!! (You have to admit the resemblance is quite uncanny on this video...)

[PrinzEugenMCMLXXXIII]

Doesn't he look a little like john cleese?

[StickyyWinklee]

why do scotsmen wear kilts?

so the sheep cannae hear the zip xD

[geitepung]

he looks so much like john cleese

[Ecofreak96]

@geitepung

Thank God someone agrees with me!!!!!

[clazzyKUN]

Man, Billy turned into a damn BEAR!

[ereiou]

which billy's show is this from? does anyone know?

[Climbatize]

Hammersmith Odeon London 1991. it's in the info' title ;) If you google "billy connolly live at the hammersmith odeon" the first hit (if you are in the uk) is from Amazon and it's a double feature.. you get Live 1994 as well.

[ereiou]

thanx ;)

brilliant

[ScottieWallace]

@Climbatize PLEASE THUMB THIS UP IF YOU AGREE, Lets have a petition to have billy connolly in the next years i'm a celebrity get me out of here, lets have this highest rated comment on each of his video's so we can get him in there, copy this comment and paste it on all his video's..... we want him in the jungle... he's bound to make it amazing!!! Join our facebook group "get billy connolly on i'm a celebrity get me out of here" now and get your friends to join too!!

[Climbatize]

@ScottieWallace

Although I'd never watch such crap I'd probably watch if Billy was in it. But I suspect he'd never agree to do it anyway. I'll give you a thumbs up though 'cos the idea sounds good.

[ScottieWallace]

@Climbatize thanks

[TweekDash]

@Climbatize The idea is terrible. It would totally ruin his credibility and he'd lose "something" that the public has seen in him for decades.

[venusasaboy1991]

@ScottieWallace

Billy hates reality TV so it'll never happen

[NiwdogRolyat]

@ScottieWallace very great idea! he would have all of those douchbags leaving the show early, because of how hard he mind fucked them.

[EweGaveMeTheHerpes]

it was the blond behind the wall that gave me herpes , the bitch !! never again with the welsh ewes , i'll stick to the new zealand woolies , not so slutty !!

[20Macdonald09]

haha your mad

[Gaara123666]

u almost dont recognise him without the beard. also u take them to the edge of a mountain for better effect, they push back more XD

[jadelovessyahh]

fukin funny!!!! LOL!

[MyKenny77]

before braveheart they were not sure if mel gibson could play a scotsman, but look at him now! a drunken racist lol (frankie boyle joke)

[floppetylove]

oh dear =)

[kaylaisbeautiful]

lol

[zucoy21z89]

Baaaaaaahhaaa ha ha ha!!!!

[hywel777]

is just my bleary eyes or does he resemble mel gibson slightly in this video

[Grimaldus1989]

i know what you mean, been watching a few of these videos and just keep thinking about mel gibson in braveheart.

[Classicrow]

It's the hair.

[angrfn]

more like John Cleese!

[mcquaide1]

ah sheep we fucking luvs it!!

[LoonyLooners]

I was wondering how he was gonna explain why he'd take it to the edge of a mountain, but he fucking nailed it XD

[winoguitaro]

What's a sheep tied to a lamp post in Cardiff?

A leisure center :)

[McShewan]

lol!!

Good one *thumbs up!*

[lynxx54]

@winoguitaro wats a sheep tied to a tree? play station :P

[MyMatt63]

@winoguitaro Wots the address? LOL

[iscay666]

@winoguitaro So wrong lol

[PRIESTofPANTERA]

@winoguitaro hahahahaha

[beeniefide]

@winoguitaro Never in my life have I seen a Welshman with his penis up a sheep.........................­......sneaky buggers aren't they?

[DILLIGAF785643]

@beeniefide Thats because Welshmen and penis do not exist in the same sentence

[snwot9]

lmao

[fitlyf08]

aberdeen speciality haha

[MyLadySakura]

Ew. haha

[PFWoody488]

Don't forget the rubber boots and the velcro gloves.

[gurlinos]

this guy is so fun... but i like him more with a beard, looks like a leprechaun or gandalf or something xD

[ftpb1]

billy - king of scotland

[MrJojo1690]

@ftpb1 probably the mickey fuck

[Mojomundo]

Imagine yourself standing at the white pearly gates (that is if you happen to believe in such a thing) and to your surpise, you find out the big man in the sky is actually Billy Connolly in person... I'd probably pee my own woolies!

No, in all seriousness, this man is a god (period)

[billabongodrum]

sorry for late reply but...

Didn't Billy sue God?

[BearsDarkAngel]

I about pee'd myself when he made the comment about them pushing back over the cliff I busted out in laughter oh my sides

[Panesi121]

nothings better than fluffy sheep

[drstrangelove88]

I've never seen him clean shaven before ... he's pretty good looking actually.

[MoiLovinYa]

I wasnt being mean ;O

Not my fault you were trying to make the wee computer voice man talk to himself then you sent it by accident xD Like who does that? LOL!

[MoiLovinYa]

"hello.. you ok? ....... yes im great thanks, are you? uh huh.. good what you been up to nothing much.. awesome dude!! i love imogen :) "

What sort of comment is that? xD

Weirdo!

[chrisgetty]

You said you wasn't going to be mean :'( xD

[chrisgetty]

hello.. you ok? ....... yes im great thanks,  are you? uh huh.. good what you been up to nothing much.. awesome dude!! i love imogen :)

[filleterluke]

apparently the welsh wear kilts now because the sheep are getting used to the flies.... zzziiippp.( jethro )

[NHMntnHIGH]

apparently rotfl

[Bearram1]

I wonder who told him that. :)

[Dorfkanal]

One of the funniest guys ever! Epic!

[000nour000]

'RIIGHT YE ARE' lmao!!!

[ChloeInScotland]

i wish i could whistle like that

[spar7an168]

this guy is too fucking funny! 5of5 lol

[scottw1692]

Reminds me of a SPL team but can't remember who it was again *coughcough* Aberdeen Football Club

[itsallrelative2me]

they push back better LMAO

[rmstudio]

Oh you got the small one of the lot did you eey.. Cause were I comez from weez gotz de big ole lassey of them they called cows! LoL. She is a heefer to be proud of and enough for all mi lads.

[kevyk999]

fuckin class !!!

[how2233]

He looks like Eric Idle from the Monty Pythons without the beard.

[BongSabre]

Not Eric Idle, John Cleese.

[SHAUNScoolworld]

Billy for president!

[spittingimage4005]

no for president of the world

[shingabosh5]

Yes for president of comedy =p

[whineybtch]

Ahahaha... gross, lolol.

[danny1374]

Absolute class :)

[swetony]

And don-t use wellies cause you can.t kiss them that way!!

[DENZIS666]

take it to the edge of a mountain, they push back better. i actually pissed myself laughing

[MS85ToyotaCrown]

For all you sheep shaggers when doing this take the best looking one up to a cliff edge they'll back up harder.

[slutttibuttti]

lmfao! :D

[imthebest3101]

BILLY HAS A CHIN!

[stevus99]

im glad you say that you are from paisley as your too dumb to be from aberdeen, you cant spell for shit. 'aberdonienes', who the hell are they? dont you mean aberdonians you dumb idiot.

[mrp92a]

You think all Southerners talk like Hugh Grant?!! Most of them talk

[munnski7]

i was born in paisley lived in abeerdeen most my life now live in edinburgh and when anyone asks me where im from i say paisley cause i aint no sheep shagger lol thats for aberdonienes

[ashccfc1]

you take em to the edge of a clif for best effect bloody pricless

[jrallan4]

aberdonians are sheep shagging bastards long life walter smith ya bams

[KempyClassic]

Your comment pretty much sums up your entire fanbase you small minded bigot.

[opitz74]

if not aberdeen, then New Zealand

[gingeesbjerg]

dont mock it til you try it...lol..

[mcnaby12]

aye wonder who told him lol

[NinjaOVO]

Yay! Aberdonian and proud!

[dynsee]

its common knowledge that aberdonians are sheep shaggers

[ScottishLegend85]

Billy is a god

[sagttorel]

Aberdeen he would have got mobed in Yorkshire, they love this.

[seeingred44]

Aberdeen, definately. Ha ha, soz Aberdonians but you'll enevr escape that rumour!

[Vidar666]

I'd love to know were he got that fact, haha.