Allah The Unit And Muhammad The Tool III: Deity Dementia Is Not Pretty

[PaulRevere1959]

hahaha this is the funniest so far,,, man you really get a lot of material covered here

[StopSpamming1]

I've just had a discussion on Friday with a scholar and 2 Koran teachers. It is totally amazing how badly informed they are regarding the real world. It was difficult keeping a straight face and staying on track, but I managed. Totally hilarious. And enlightening at the same time. It was difficult not going into sarcasm mode when hearing about the one and last truth and how scientifically correct the Koran actually is. Dangerously deluded, but sweet personalities.

[COMMOGSE]

Fucking FANTASTIC !

Havent laughed this good in a long time.

Great stuff, keep it coming !!!

[simsi1616]

These videos are great, I love the humour!! Great series too, I would love to see more.

:)

[mistertakeda]

Nonstampcollector is such a bastard. Muhammad was right to keep his silence.

"Great and powerful Allah.. a-are you.. Australian?"

"No talking, you! Now, back to five pillars.. let's see.. what arbitrary acts of reverence do I feel like to day?"

[GreatBigBore]

@mistertakeda Hmm, I'm stumped! NonStampCollector?

[mistertakeda]

@GreatBigBore The best Yahweh on YouTube. Your rendition reminded me of his work.

[GreatBigBore]

@mistertakeda Ah, yes, I love his work. That Texas Hold'em vid and the staff meeting in heaven make me laugh even after watching both a zillion times. In fact, it's probably his Yahweh that inspired my rendition.

[FKKperson]

@GreatBigBore Please tell me who you are talking about. I need a good laugh. Have you guys seen Edward Currant's stuff? Heavy hilarious satire and a good two days worth of viewing. Incidentally, don't worry about getting annoyed at thickshades, he fancies himself as a crusader (immature adolescent) and its OK to get violent with those sorts. God allows it!

[GreatBigBore]

@FKKperson "Please tell me who you are talking about."

Just NonStampCollector. Two vids of his make me laugh every time, which is really rare, as I have a very short attention span: watch?v=zOfjkl-3SNE and watch?v=4_G9awnDCmg

[Xgya2000]

I laughed at Allahweh. Simply because I used the argument against a muslim.

He answered that the Jews revered Elohim, aka Yahweh, to which I answered that they believe in multiple gods, because Elohim is the plural form of Eloha.

[GreatBigBore]

@Xgya2000 "Elohim"

Yes! The very first verse of the bible says, "In the beginning THE GODS created the heavens and the earth." That's one I like to pull out occasionally to bash Jesusianismists over the head with.

[bdf2718]

@GreatBigBore

Better is when Moses and Aaron confront Pharaoh's magicians. M&A throw down their sticks which turn into snakes - that's God-level magic. The magicians do the same - so they have their own God on their side. M&A's snakes eat the magician's snakes so both are real - no illusion or cunning stone-age clockwork.

Yahweh can kick the crap out of Pharaoh's God, but they're both gods. Two tribal gods.

[GreatBigBore]

@bdf2718 "Yahweh can kick the crap out of Pharaoh's God, but they're both gods."

I've been ruminating on another challenge along these lines, like why would Yahweh get so pissed about people who give only lip service, but then get equally pissed about idolatry? Wouldn't most of the idolaters be giving only lip service to their idols? Why would Yahweh be jealous of that? Also, something along the lines of: what does it mean to believe in "other" gods? What's a "god" when it's not Yahweh?

[bdf2718]

@GreatBigBore

A god is a god is a god. Especially if another god says so. As it says in the 10 commandments: "Thou shallt have no other gods before me." Not that other gods don't exist so it's a waste of time worshipping them. You're allowed to worship other gods as long as Yahweh is top dog. I mean top god.

Except see some of the gnostic gospels where Yahweh is one of many local gods, with a higher god over them and so on in a multi-level godding scheme.

[CATMAHAT]

Very funny vid. Please keep them coming. Oh, and thickshades is a stupid troll trying to get a rise out anyone he comments to. Kid kid kid kid blah blah. Waste of space piece of feces.

[GreatBigBore]

@CATMAHAT "Very funny vid."

Usually, the more I laugh at my own work, the fewer people think it's funny. My neighbors were about to call 911 last night due to all the noise I was making while working on this vid. I figured everyone would hate it. Thanks for watching. Yeah, ThickShades has done me a favor, actually. Working on a vid about that right now.

[CATMAHAT]

@GreatBigBore Cant wait!

[Harabeck]

Hmm, maybe post the original text at the bottom when dramatizing?

[GreatBigBore]

@Harabeck "...original text at the bottom..."

Heh, I did get pretty carried away on this one. I never know what's going to make me laugh. Anyway, added some notes from about 1:25 to 4:00, and linked to an online version of the Qur'an in the love bar. Thanks for watching!

[NaomiClareNL]

"the French academy of stuff that is written pretty well" lol.

Good series, it almost makes me want to read the thing just to see what the fuss is all about but I'm lacking time at the moment.

[GreatBigBore]

@NaomiClareNL If I do my job well, you won't have to read it. I'm pretty sure that you can tell when I'm BS'ing and when I'm shooting straight. Thanks for watching, extra thanks for laughing. That makes my day.

[Craydon]

These religious books are like some long form evil joke

[absb075]

Hey, keep up the good work. I'm watching these religiously if you will.

[GreatBigBore]

@absb075 "religiously"

That's fine, but now you have to send money.

[rozeboosje]

(grin)

[JBarracudaL]

Above what Bore has already stated, I'm tempted to surmise Shades's only reason for desiring you needlessly show your face is to Ad Hom it until the sun dies, given his potentially fetishistic inkling to vainly mock a face or one's dress-sense without entering the realm of a cohesive argument. I've watched many of his videos out of curiosity, and left disgusted by his vacuity. It, in honesty, disturbs me.

[GreatBigBore]

@JBarracudaL "ThickShades'...vacuity." Yeah, I've noticed that her discourse degenerates pretty quickly into a strange, repeated chant: "lolz, crappo, kid, lolz, crappo, kid." Maybe she's on drugs.

[ThickShades0]

@JBarracudaL talk to my face if it so "disturbs" thee.

[JBarracudaL]

@ThickShades0 I am speaking to you as realistically as can be expected through a computer; even if I uploaded my (admittedly disfigured) face on video, it would connect no greater conversational bond between us than simple text does now. My disturbance arises due only to your unsavory candor, of how you sooner laugh than understand, you seem only interested in condemning those who think differently, rather than choosing to honestly listen and understand.

[ThickShades0]

@JBarracudaL i crap on crap. u dig?

[JBarracudaL]

@ThickShades0 Your repugnance inspires nothing worthy of approval.

[ThickShades0]

@JBarracudaL as yours.

[JBarracudaL]

@ThickShades0 Cute. Your lexical tactics emulate that of one who has just entered kindergarten.

[ThickShades0]

@JBarracudaL thx?

[JBarracudaL]

@ThickShades0 You're unremittingly welcomed.

[ThickShades0]

@JBarracudaL which also is none of your biz. ;)

[ImJustOldMate]

@ThickShades0 hahahaha Go fuck yourself. i don't think he likes you. maybe you should Go fuck yourself...........oh, wait........;)

is that the only emoticon you've got? try this one.

8===D ( (

(this one is making the assertion that you're an arse rapist)

[ThickShades0]

@ImJustOldMate watch?v=4UYHNQYJSIg

[JBarracudaL]

@JBarracudaL I surely meant *those, not that!

[ThickShades0]

i am enjoying your vids... yet... you have no face, yet in comment sections you are not hesitant to call others "Pussy" or "idiot." why?

[GreatBigBore]

@ThickShades0 I fail to see the connection between having no face and freely insulting pussies and idiots.

[ThickShades0]

@GreatBigBore "no face"

∴ u r the "Pussy."

"freely"

which is not free.

"pussies"

&? elaborate or u r what u call others.

"idiots"

again, elaborate. pretty please with a cherry on top.

[GreatBigBore]

@ThickShades0 As usual, your attempt at argumentation is a complete failure. I tell you that I don't see the connection you're trying to make, and your response is to repeat the connection. That's an idiotic thing to do, and you regularly do similar idiotic things, therefore you are an idiot. When you say, "which is not free", you are using English words, but you haven't made a coherent English sentence. That's also idiotic, therefore, you are an idiot. I fail to see the basis for your (more...)

[ThickShades0]

@GreatBigBore "coherent"

if it's not coherent and if you suspect it's my english, then Y don't cha ask me again rather than calling me "an idiot?" are you an idiot? if not, why are you acting like one?

[GreatBigBore]

@ThickShades0 ...claim that if I don't elaborate, then my insults are self-descriptive. I did not intend to elaborate on why I call you an idiot, but I seem to have done so anyway. I have yet to receive a coherent answer from you in any of your messages, either this latest rash (and I do mean rash), or the last round when you demonstrated that you are indeed a pussy by blocking someone for whom you could not formulate an answer. There, I've elaborated on both insults. I don't expect (more...)

[ThickShades0]

@GreatBigBore "blocking"

??? i rarely block. whom did i just block? did i "block" u?

"formulate"

so, according to you, i "block" people if i could not "formulate an answer." hmm... LoLz.. at the same time... what was that question that i couldn't "formulate?"

[GreatBigBore]

@ThickShades0 ...you to have the intellectual capacity to formulate a comprehensible response, but hope springs eternal.

[ThickShades0]

@GreatBigBore "hope"

make a vid kid. i resort to call you a "kid" since you've failed to elaborate with specifications or get or give some respect before demanding any. dig kid? ;)

[GreatBigBore]

@ThickShades0 No, I don't dig. You are completely incoherent. You haven't addressed a single point I've made during this entire conversation. You spend all your energy changing the subject. That is a true mark of a pussy; you are afraid to address any given issue, so you just keep dodging. Pussy.

Also, I did make a vid. When you blocked me. You watched it and even commented on it. Idiot. watch?v=j863vJEqvD8

[ThickShades0]

@GreatBigBore i just took a look at the vid. before i go on, 1st let me know when you make a vid about me. also, whatever you were spewing in the vid was nothing new other than whatever you've swallowed. learn to be specific. make a new vid. challenge me kid. anyone can be vague. and you are nothing but vague... so, before you claim "win," learn to tackle one at a time if you are not a "pussy." give it to me kid. make a vid series. dig yet kid?

[GreatBigBore]

@ThickShades0 I seriously think you are on drugs or mentally retarded. I have no interest in giving you anything, especially more of my time. I have challenged you several times in this conversation to explain to me the connection between "no face" and "pussy", and you have failed the challenge every single time, repeatedly changing the subject like the pussy you are. Why would I waste my time making a vid series just for you? Grow some balls and then maybe we'll be able to have a conversation.

[ThickShades0]

@GreatBigBore "drugs"

nothing but ad hom.

"failed"

no face means "pussy" to you, no? btw, watch?v=gVZFqHKmIh0 and learn to make vids.

"balls"

so... anyway... URthePussy. LoLZzzzz... as expected. UR boring. kid.

[GreatBigBore]

@ThickShades0 Well, I'm just so pwned by your dazzling intellect. What's this, you turned my own insult back on me? Ooh, that's some savage pwnage. I think I might cry now. Go fuck yourself, Yahwehpocrite.

[ThickShades0]

@GreatBigBore "Yahwehpocrite"

define and why.

[GreatBigBore]

@ThickShades0 Already did. You missed it because you're an idiot. Go fuck yourself.

[ThickShades0]

@GreatBigBore "missed it"

i seriously doubt.

"idiot"

ur. remember? ;) oops... no, you don't...

"Go fuck yourself."

am i getting to thee. ;)

[GreatBigBore]

@ThickShades0 Yeah, you got to me, cos I'm a pussy like you. You kept calling me "kid", and then you got really nasty and said "pussy". You're getting to me so much that I have to block you now, like a pussy, like a pussy who blocked me. I'm crying so hard, and blocking you, I admit it, I'm a pussy, just like my heroine ThickShades. Go fuck yourself.

[ThickShades0]

@GreatBigBore lolz... lolz... lolzzzz.. so, u r the hypocrite.

[GreatBigBore]

@ThickShades0 I'll make you a deal. I'll watch your vid, whatever it is, if you'll read a book. Any book. Fucking ignoramus.

[ThickShades0]

@GreatBigBore as i said over and over.... make a vid... on any subject... u dig? or... R U A BIG Pussy? ;)

[GreatBigBore]

@ThickShades0 As I said over and over, tell me the connection between "no face" and "pussy". Answer a single question, you pathetic, little, fucking twerp. Oh no, you called me a pussy again. I'm seriously crying now. Go fuck yourself.

[ThickShades0]

@GreatBigBore "connection" "no face" means "pussy," no? "pathetic" elaborate or ur what u call others kid. "little" hardly. "fucking twerp" u r what u call others kid. ;) "pussy again" pussy. ;) "Go fuck yourself." you are keep repeating... why? ;)

[GreatBigBore]

@ThickShades0 Still repeating yourself, never answering my question. I'm just following your example, cos you're my heroine. I am what I call others? What is this, kindergarten playground? Go fuck yourself.

[ThickShades0]

@GreatBigBore i think the same as you. i think if you don't show your face and talk crap, you are a "Pussy." so, u r the "Pussy." but you call others "Pussy," so that makes you a hypocrite. so, u r a hypopussy. ;)

[GreatBigBore]

@ThickShades0 You think the same as I do? That is the most fucking hilarious thing I've ever heard you say, and that takes some effort. Girl, you don't think. You don't know how to think. You don't know how to have a conversation. I don't give a shit whether you show me your ugly little face. That has nothing to do with being a pussy. You are a pussy because you run away from every challenge, changing the subject just as you have in every single comment in this conversation. Go fuck yourself.

[ThickShades0]

@GreatBigBore so... i am giving you a chance. challenge me kid.

[GreatBigBore]

@ThickShades0 I'm tempted to point you to one of my challenge videos, but you have proven over and over in this conversation that you are totally incapable of responding to a challenge. Go fuck yourself.

[ThickShades0]

@GreatBigBore why don't cha take a look at my challenge vids for YT atheists? that might be a good start.. don't cha think kid? ;)

[GreatBigBore]

@ThickShades0 I pwned all your challenges the second you blocked me, pussy. Go fuck yourself.

[ThickShades0]

@GreatBigBore everyone knows you've failed even now down to the finest detail. LoLz. so, why should i "Go fuck yourself?" meaning, Y should i do what you ask? ;)

[GreatBigBore]

@ThickShades0 If everyone knows, then why are you still fixated on me? You will never get into my pants. Go fuck yourself.

[ThickShades0]

@GreatBigBore just curious... you've started this with "Pussy, idiot..." remember?

[GreatBigBore]

@ThickShades0 Go fuck yourself, you idiotic pussy.

[ThickShades0]

@GreatBigBore y? why? WHY?

[GreatBigBore]

@ThickShades0 I started this? Jeez, you're in kindergarten. I'm starting to understand why you keep saying "kid". It's because YOU think that it's insulting, because YOU are a little kid who says stuff like, "You are what you call other people," and "You started it!" Jeez, you're fucking pathetic. You win. Take the last word. I'm done. Go fuck yourself.

[ThickShades0]

@GreatBigBore i call you kid cuz you act like a kid, calling people like me "Pussy, idiot, etc."

"You win."

Jeez, you're fxxking pathetic. U "win." crap "the last" crappo. i ain't done. i'll be awaiting for your vid. next time LET ME KNOW.

"Go fuck yourself."

why?

[Sinnessa]

@ThickShades0 "everyone knows you've failed"

Nope. I actually feel sorry for people like you, a mixed feeling of pity, sympathy, and mild-frustration. I'm also embarrassed for you. You have no idea how to read your audience, no evident grasp of human interaction. Do you honestly think you've won an argument here? Seriously? Do you believe other people think you've won? I don't think you do, deep down. I think you're clawing out wildly, trying to salvage something so it wasnt a complete loss.

[ThickShades0]

@Sinnessa argument? LoLz... what was the "argument?"

[BlackBeardDelight187]

@ThickShades0 Christianity : The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Makes perfect sense.

[ThickShades0]

@BlackBeardDelight187 "Zombie"

elaborate.

[GreatBigBore]

@ThickShades0 By the way, imitation ("hypopussy") is the sincerest form of flattery. But I still won't fuck you, no matter how hard you try to get into my heart and pants by this flattery. You're not my type. I need a girl with more than two brain cells. Go fuck yourself.

[ThickShades0]

@HypoPussy so... you need brain... well, Y don't cha try some silence.... that might replace your brain. ;)

[GreatBigBore]

@ThickShades0 Oh no, you pwned me again! I think I'll go kill myself. Go fuck yourself.

[ThickShades0]

@GreatBigBore anything better? meaning, creative? ;)

[GreatBigBore]

@ThickShades0 Go fuck yourself.

[ThickShades0]

@GreatBigBore Y? ;)

[GreatBigBore]

@ThickShades0 Go fuck yourself.

[ThickShades0]

@GreatBigBore why?

[GreatBigBore]

@ThickShades0 Go fuck yourself.

[ThickShades0]

@GreatBigBore no, Y?

[AmericanWayne]

@ThickShades0 What does that mean??

[scottpastry]

@TrollShades "u r what u call others kid. ;)"

haha wow you said it, not me.......

[scottpastry]

@TrollShades" i just took a look at the vid. before i go on, 1st let me know when you make a vid about me. "

huh?? do you have multiple personality disorder?? kids??

[ThickShades0]

@scottpastry what kinda crappo are thee crapping about now?