2fortclassic_v2 in a nutshell

[Mrask959]

needs moar limbs flailing around

[kaboom0Gvids]

anybody notice the chat box at 0:20

[edfreak9001]

ow, perfect arrow headshot.

[Bloodyo3o]

Hmm this demoman reminds me of me, just with more ale :D

[darthluigiful]

i wanna play 2fortclassic :(

[dasher98765]

intelligent heavy :D

[iloveredalert3]

@dasher98765 Intelligence heavy shows pyro is no good on this map..

[estlib]

...and then he took an arrow to the groin/crotch

[badasschurros]

So this is the classic 2Fort.

1 word: DAMN!

[trlololol123]

@badasschurros its actully a fun map over 100 hours of it for me

[mercz37]

Thumbs up if you saw the steam friend popup in the beginning!

[TheSatanod]

14 placed-8 can :D

[zsakker]

where did u download gmod addon for unlockables?

[UziGameLover]

@zsakker I didn't, I had to get them my self.

[zsakker]

@UziGameLover how?

[DinosandLego1300]

I used to be a sniper like you, then I took an arrow to the dick.

[Damianogre]

you missed his knee

[MrSxy3000]

what map is that some1 tell me plz

[tooichan]

@MrSxy3000 what title is that some1 not intelligent enough tell me plz

[davialmeida6]

@MrSxy3000 2fortclassic_v2 no problem dude

[0urob0ros]

I used to snipe in 2fort but then I took an arrow to the crotch.

[MrCrossoverer]

I can't get over that this is where it all began...back when almost every pc game's graphics was like DOOM's

[Slaya0Zombies1243]

im pretty sure the whole map cant fit in a nutshell. :)

[29Evilbunny]

Its not as fast as a nutshell...

[Slaya0Zombies1243]

@29Evilbunny nutshells arent fast, they dont even move. :)

[TheDarkOrchid142]

i used to be an sniper but then i took an arrow to the painis

[MrRoblocks]

0:33 AFTERLIFE FTW

[BloodOfMonkey]

Why does the Ten Gallon Hat Engie look like mine?

[shockman911]

I actually like this @fort better than the original

[leafblight27]

That can't be minifett's hoovy... Intelligent heavy isn't a violent heavy >:T

[elsandro8000]

@leafblight27 but remember he counterattack

so maybe the pyro was trying to kill him

[mrnoobeh]

that sniper used to be able to have kids then he took a arrow to the dick

[munapaska]

so true

[Dreamer00JK]

Ironically, this could also be 2fort in a nutshell, it'd fit perfectly. The snipers getting arrow'd by the huntsman snipers they just killed, the demomen sitting all day on the left side of the enemy's battlements with 8 stickies on the door, the engineers turtling in the intel room and the medics who refuse to über the classes that should be übered.

[oopsIdidasuper]

@Dreamer00JK except neither the soldier or the scout should be ubered.

[Lor3nzth3b3st960]

I play this map almost every day

[BrianAxel22]

Awesome man! Good one mate!

[VNdoug]

1:03

HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY STICKY BOMB TRAPS

[ojaa333]

2:02 F2P medics in a nutshell...

[mrnoobeh]

@ojaa333 not all f2p medics are like that

[orange451]

v1's better

:3

[956137142]

Did anyone see the whatsiname is playing tf2 press shift tab to view thing at the start?

[TF2playerwhohateCOD]

i searched this map just beacuse of this video,pretty good map

[fantknight]

keep clicking 3 to make demoman wait even more

[Aididpl]

1:17 XD Hahahhaa...

[B46Delta]

Rename it "ScoRes in a nutshell". It's a much better description of the bit with the Demoman.

[superls14]

the mines exploded but the mines stay

[Ajoh92]

SHIT! i just remembered that I have the original now, but haven't used in on 2fort classic yet!

*Hides and cries in shame*

[omegasephiroth6789]

1:06 I love that the demoman is camping the resupply room instead of the spawn. :D

[Twister980]

The one thing you forget is the players who know every single spot on the map and know exactly where the enemies have placed their teleporters and sentries. But at least you remembered the lag. xD

[ItAreMe]

Arrowpainis :3

[EngineerOfRed]

2:23 Me.

[gunnybird456]

Heavy: @_@ "uh-oh"

[MCrex007]

Demoman?

[Knux95]

Lol minifett's Intellengence Heavy XD

[iamputingarandomname]

the only sever that has this map is full of trolls

[RayMKlll]

It happened cuz no one was going after anyone's secret junk.

[Shintsu2]

Heavy's "Uh-Oh" made me ROFL.

[DEJAP001]

noobs hate this map

[JDudex1]

1:25 so as i came on the server i played as heavy... there were stickey bombs at the entrance...

[EngineerOfRed]

Bricks were shat at 1:57.

[thefredtube]

yep every day its the same crap for me:turtle team;team whos defences sucks and only engi has a mini sentry;spawn camping fucktards;unskilled black box,backburner,brass beast,sydney sleeper,and facestab assclowns.and very rarely a non killing round.

[PivotDude90thCentury]

0:32 CRITICAL HIT!

[videogamedude1000]

Press 9 to get the answer of "9 devided by 3"

[YeWelshTabby]

I have a strange feeling, that one of my friends I met in this map IS in this clip... :S

[Danneman93]

"Geting killed by dead huntsman bushmen ,spawncamped by demomen retarded medics and mass sentry nesting ,all in one map ( I bet you want to play this map already)"

So, what's the difference between 2fortclassic and 2fort?

[UziGameLover]

@Danneman93 No stairs, only one way to get the intel out unless you're a soldier or demo and even then it's easy to get owned while trying to get out trough the elevator shaft where the stairs would be in tf2 2fort so 90% of the time it's impossible to get the intel out unless your team is spawncamping the enemy ^-^

[LordDarthHarry]

@UziGameLover And then the enemy is whining about spawncamping. That is an important detail.

[likablebears]

@UziGameLover or your a good scout and run like hell with a FaN while stunning and jumping over ppl

[shockywatt]

@UziGameLover also its alot harder to kill spys in the water thank god for no infecting medics though

[SonGOKUSSJ6]

@UziGameLover That didn't happened to me. Now most ppl just camp the other entrance to the intel. They don't even pay attention to the elevator one except me :P(I follow the arrows).

[ThePinkMamaLuigi]

@UziGameLover And the enemy team camps in your base most of the time (From my experience)

[ULMGVideos]

@UziGameLover one more reason why TFC is better...

[joek0617]

@UziGameLover or u have a 2 way engie nest in the intel

[BlitztheDragon]

@UziGameLover Was this map used in the first Team Fortress (which isn't even called that)?

[ZombieFighter95]

@Danneman93 well, it's more camping than 2fort... lots more

[TheNotresposible]

@Danneman93 ITS CLASSIC

[MetroGamerX]

v1 was better, brighter bridge.

[2Cyberdragon]

hey wher you have the scottish resintance model?

[ifrenchfry]

..CAMPAHS..EVERYONE BLOODY HATES YOU! xD

[LuBuOWNZ]

So true...

Still a fun map.

[wiidude76]

0:18 look carefully you can see a friend steaming him

[r33dm0nk3y]

wow i had a retarded medic problem once he just followed me and shot me with his syringe gun instead of healing. DX

[PlacenProductions]

Let's not forget that there are NO health or ammo packs laying around.

[CMSSL4D2TF2LoL]

MUR

is now playing

Team Fortress 2

[UziGameLover]

@CMSSL4D2TF2LoL MEEEEEEEEEDICK :P

[CMSSL4D2TF2LoL]

@UziGameLover He is your dick?

Fascinating, your dick is so awesome, he can play TF2 and uber scouts

[SuperFATES1]

@UziGameLover You dick,Really?!

[Davtwan]

This is a pretty good nutshell video. When so much stupidity happens at once, it's no wonder a statlemate happens. It's the worst kind of stalemate. D:

Although, this seems to reflect more about the players rather than the map itself. I can picture poor Übercharges and spawncamping about in any other map. Does it happen in 2fortclassic_v2 more often than anywhere else? Is the spawncamping here REALLY bad? (Even worse than Goldrush Stage 1 RED Spawn? *shudder*)

[UziGameLover]

@Davtwan well when one engineer starts to turtle every one else will for some strange reason get a rather big hard on for turtling with him so you see about 5 engineers all in the same spot hammering away with a pyro spamming fire around them, and once there are there is more than one player in front of the enemy spawn door ... may god have mercy on the players that just respawned because soon enough all the attackers and maybe even a engi with a level 3 sentry and a teleporter up will be there.

[Davtwan]

@UziGameLover So 2fortclassic_v2 is the easiest to perform this? My God, it sounds as bad as a Turbine spawncamp. May God have mercy on them indeed. :,(

[doomfan12345]

@UziGameLover Where do you get 2fort classic for TF2.

[UziGameLover]

@doomfan12345 Few servers have the map, and if you want it for your self, you can find it on "Gamebanana" just google that it's a site that has all sorts of game mods, skins and maps

[agent47rafas]

where you find the sound when demoman drinks

[qwerty222999]

I predicted the Medic to Übercharge the Soldier, and then run away as soon he ran into the Sentry/Sentries. Happens to me. Stop complaining about people running away, when deploying an Übercharge when you not even yourself can handle how to use it. MEDICS!

[UziGameLover]

@qwerty222999 there is a difference between a smart medic that runs away from impending doom and one that runs in to it with a scout ^-^

[UziGameLover]

@qwerty222999 there is a difference between a smart medic that runs away from impending doom and one that runs into it with a scout ^-^

[TheWeegeeOfWin]

Heh... I played this map once. It was sudden death and it took Blu most of it to realise:

"There're 2 demos and a medic in the intel room. No wonder we couldn't find anyone else."

[roxasfruit]

2fortclassic_v1...

MY 2fortclassic_v1 server....

TOTALLY different

[MachPivot]

Press 7.

Derp Medic

[DaMistNine]

.. Is now playing Team Fortress 2.

[UziGameLover]

@DaMistNine Indeed he is and funny enough,this exact map...

[Taserxx]

I saw a chat screen at the beggining :o

[MrFool439]

wait a sec howd you take hat off the scout/?

[WeegeeTnikStudios]

I won't call this, a nutshell, but it's smart !

[Centaurian0190]

this is not looks like "in a nutshell" video

[sounnikoura]

TOO LONG

[kirby0628]

How did you put the hats on the ragdolls? Did you just Physgun them on?

[UziGameLover]

@kirby0628 Yes,the only way to add a hat to a ragdoll is by welding it to the ragdoll,after posing it with the physgun...

[EOCB]

@UziGameLover umm... I really doubt he caught that sarcasm...

[Snipertoaster]

@UziGameLover Not forgetting No Colliding the hats

[XKillaScoutX]

@kirby0628 and to get rid of hats of a ragdoll when they have a default hat on is console ent_fire !picker setbodygroup "number"

[coolryan121]

its heavy not hoovy

[Bobofjudia]

@coolryan121 There's some stupid joke where you refer to the heavy as "Hoovy" because he's stupid or something.

So creative and funneh xd.

[Twister980]

HOW COULD DIS HAPPEN?

[HunPolice]

You forgot the Camp next to water entarance or exit.

[Stratocaster05]

SEE

[UziGameLover]

@Stratocaster05 Nope

[DaRkLoRdZoRc]

This is ANY map with "2Fort" in its name in a nutshell.

[ThatguycalledJoe]

I feel sorry for Scout if his not-hat isn't Vintage.

[Gunpowder42]

Now that's what i call 'Morning wood'

[ZippyRagu]

Long too this is much video.

That pretty it's other alright than.

[MrFool439]

man these are one of the rare movies that are actually funny-ish :D and looks like its easy to make BUT i wona know HOW did you get the hats on the tf2 ragolls?

[Coreymanzero]

What's the song of when demoman was waiting?

[goodgiant1]

is funny because is true

[KamazZzAntonimeprd]

Where can i get a models without standart hats?

[AstropilotStudios]

"Uh oh!"

[chicken5846]

huntsman to the nades! man that looks painfull as all hell :{

[1SpyCrab]

I looooove that map....for the reasons explained in this video.

[SuperFlorian12]

2:26 Hey look its me! :P

[HeavyWeaponsBaby]

So true...but we all play on that map beacuse of the FPS

[UziGameLover]

@HeavyWeaponsBaby Lies ! I play it because it's the only place where I can go pyro and always have a engineer to guard ,hahaha ,but you have a point it's one of the few maps that can be rather lag free ,mostly because it has close to no props

[HeavyWeaponsBaby]

@UziGameLover Okey but you gonna agree that the FPS in 2fortclassic is really great :D

[goodgiant1]

@UziGameLover

oor because i find always lot of items here

[strnadik]

2:24 Facepalm :D

[ThaRealElTigra]

HOW KOULD THIS HAAPPEN?

[blah1017]

lmao this is a good one

[MachPivot]

Why did it sound like the L4D2 Silenced Uzi the the Stickies blew Hoovy up?"

[evaunit143]

you forgot no one guarding the intell

[dorkssux]

@evaunit143 No one is capturing the intel ethier resulting in stalemate

[evaunit143]

@dorkssux just raising the point every time i play on this map i can spy crab unhindered in there 

[crazyduplicate]

Thanks to this video, everyone in world now knows 2fortclassic_v2 is THE W0RST MMAAPP OFFFF ALL TIMEEE

[SgtZaqq]

It needs to be moar fast

[BeRad117]

Oh god I remember dealing with a heavy and medic griever group that would camp by the entrance and every time they made a kill they would say "OMFG IMA BEST PLAYER!" and it got really annoying after a while. Eventually the medic went sniper and was using aim bots and every time he killed another sniper he would be like "oh man its too easy! Its no wonder Im dominating you!" and then I would say "You got most of your kills off of assisting a spawn killer and you are using obvious aiming bots".

[XXShadowStalkXX]

@BeRad117

I know how you feel

[BeRad117]

@XXShadowStalkXX

Weren't you the guy that was doing it?

Just kidding. I don't remember... Nor do I really care since they were pretty entertaining for a while.

[fashnek]

This is the opposite of a nutshell. It's 80% pausing and dead time.

[megadanzilla]

Solider is kung-fu master!

[TheTrueChuster]

I miss Team Fortress Classic so much :´(

[ShadowMonkey1611]

I have a loooooooong penis.

[boomerang2455]

you should try pwndora's boxes one,its pretty awesome.

[roxasfruit]

nah

my server...

2fortclassic v1

is way different

[MettanAtem]

It's not much different in TFC either.

Just with Medics infecting everyone instead of wasting charges.

[AlexBestGTA]

how do u put sentry look down?

[LongwoodProductions]

LMAO DEMOMAN LOOKS LIKE A BABY DRINKING FROM HIS BOTTLE AT 1:15 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[randomperson11111123]

This is awsome, although it's a bit slow paced for a nutshell video...

[Stogryn]

OH YES!!

TELL ME MORE!!!

[nintendude8VG]

where are the medic- natascha heavy spawncampers

[HeavyWeaponsBaby]

@nintendude8VG  RIGHT HERE HAHAHAHAH

[Cyberman128isawesome]

Oh god this is so true.

[fedesso]

THATS ME! :D

[spectoriate]

so true....

[mastaODI56]

ur doing it wrong

[BronzeTurd]

@mastaODI56 who cares? its still funny

[UshiromiyaReiji]

This is the best map "in a nutshell" video.

And it is 100% true.

[UziGameLover]

@UshiromiyaReiji Much obliged partner !

[DJW1704]

All true but its so GODDAMN Addicting

[cyborgtroy]

1:02 - 1:15 is the funniest shit I've seen in a while.

[roxasfruit]

this is 2fortclassic v2

[LolPantsYahav]

Don't you just love when you shoot an arrow and about a minute later someone dies :P sometimes you even forget you even shot it XD

[Xarieq]

Soldier is disappointed

[booyah344]

actualy heavy stalemates are quite commen on this map i know i play it EVERYDAY

[reggiardito]

2:47 minutes isn't a nutshell...But it was good anyway...

[Frohstaruus]

Ubering the soldier would have been a bad idea as well.

[UziGameLover]

@Frohstaruus yes but he could have at least killed one of the sentries :P

No different from regular 2fort