Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days JOKE WEAPONS All Characters

[tjf588]

Heh, Luxord almost sounds like he's loosely saying "CD".

[SatanisaBeaverShark]

Time to add 13 more reasons to the list of why I can't take Organization XIII seriously anymore...

[kingdomhearts1000ify]

Saix: EAT MAH BANANA HEARTLESS!!!!!

[TheBronf]

saix its the right toy for him if u know what i mean :)

[FanachellasUnborn1]

OMG TWO LUXORDS I DIE!!!!!!!!!

[Skatrdude594]

Riku and Mickey are so badass that their joke weapons are their real weapons.

[MultiSonicRules]

The sandwich book: take a bite out of intellegence.

[MultiSonicRules]

How much damage can you do with those?

[TheApophisSATC]

I think I drank too much, I saw 2 Luxords..

[joshuacrabb1]

sandvich!



[2345Rabbit]

@joshuacrabb1 nope.avi

[joshuacrabb1]

@2345Rabbit heavy mad now...........

[joshuacrabb1]

@2345Rabbit me love sandvich

[2345Rabbit]

@joshuacrabb1 XD

[Raid1o1]

i wish his fans were rainbows

[thekato916]

i thougt Xemnas had sp00ns

[Ariakiste]

@thekato916 It looks like flyswatters actually rather than fans. xD

[Urikho]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[727Roxas]

The description is not entirely accurate, you get the Casual Gear, which unlocks these weapons, substantially prior to the end of the game. Still hilarious. Saix is a BANANA.

[TheSephiroth5]

This symboloizes what the Organization does on their free time apart from fighting..:D

[tinatina5252]

why's axel fighting with pizza? Xladin with a broom? Demex with a...tennis racket... Roxas and Xion with an umbrella...OMG THERE COPYING MARRY POPPENS! and xigbar...i think a hairdryer?! ...I got no comment of Siax. Larxene ..Dragonfly hair clips?! ... Lexaeus has a banhammer... Luxord's cd collection of Hannah Montanah ORGXIII style... Zexion's got a sandwitch... Vexen beating the heck outa stuff with a lid of a pot... And Marluxia with..a ladle?! Dude all of thts just messed up.

[ukonee45]

@tinatina5252 it sure is. but it's in the game and it's funny.^^

[tinatina5252]

@ukonee45

ikr?

[Reah1001]

Mansex's Fans of DEATH. XD

[Whitecroc]

Bananaïx?

[fantasyfan1999]

Makes you wonder if Sora's gonna bust out a umbrella anytime soon.

[15Ogeid]

this is for real you have to get the casual gear in reedem at the moogle shop

[sanddown]

Luxord's joke weapon was that funny because his real weapon is already a joke

[mkmon98]

@sanddown duh! have you not played chain of memories :D



[DjCandyApple]

also, @Darkraigrl larxene is one of my favourites!

[DjCandyApple]

is xemnas supposed to be using maracas?? also, saix with the chrono gear is unstoppable when i use him :D

[Darkraigrl]

...I'm glad you let Larxene die. I never liked her. -.-;

[Darkraigrl]

...Btw, I reeeeally hope those CD's Luxord's throwing don't have good music on them.

...*Craves pizza after seeing Axel's weapon*

[Darkraigrl]

...A hairdryer? Really, Xigbar? XD DAMN, these are amusing to look at.

...And yet some are very creative. :3 I especially like Axel's.

...HAMMERTIME, DAMMIT! XD But man, Lexaeus sounds like Huld or something. O_o;

FAVED AND LIKED 8D

[lilicing123]

i want to play kingdomhearts 358/2 days on computer in english but i don't know how to so can you give me advise to download it on to my computer without memberships and viruses. please, when i see you guys it looks fun and i also played kingdom hearts 1 & 2, please will you help me?!

[FightkingSNF]

Luxord: Salutations fine getlemen, could I interest in a round of compact disc poker?

[MrMK109]

Luxord: You wantot oknow why my weapon is called Finest Fantasy XIII? CD's are full of FFXIII music remixes.

[Axeliona]

A BANABA!

Saix:...that does not look nor sould right

Axel & Demyx: *rotflol*

Zexion: ^eating sandwitch* :3

[Miss96Lucy]

Omg! The sandwich of doom! ...we're so fucked D:

[LelouViBrittania]

Xaldin would make the best OCD person. Ever.

[iMonster3]

I expected Xemnas to have lightsabors.

And Riku's joke weapon should've been a wooden sword.

[fleetwaysonicify]

I wonder what would sora's joke weapon would be

[jeredt1]

Shouldn't Roxas have a stick?

[AMVoverlord]

Very funny riku, a sword? Stop being such a joker.

[AlexTheYaoiLover1]

Actually in note to the description

Mickey has two keyblades

Kingdom Key D and Star Seeker I think its called

And Riku has Soul Eater, Way To Dawn, and Oblivian

[SlickClydesdale]

Marluxia's spoon is to big................XD

[rhapsodythebest]

Xemnas is from Locomia

[TheROXASNR13]

demys is the prince of tennis :D (thats an anime btw)

[sakurambo99]

excellent xD

[ShadeTheBlue]

I read half of the comments on here and ZOMG, Zexion has the sandwich and yet he still holds it like a book. Just one more weird blip to make us go WtF!? is up with these psycopaths. Oh well, gotta luv dem crzy ideaz!

[xxxanimepopxxx]

I was going to say where do you find a banana that big ... but that would sound wrong wouldn't it....

[Roxas0321]

xemnas:*waves fans around* WOOSH xigbar:i should've gotten out of that shower earlier... xaldin: i thought demyx was the janitor. vexen:dammit i found the wrong half of the pot! now how am i gonna cook my soup?! larxene: AAAH!!! BUGS!!! marluxia:hot soup coming up. luxord: im gonna go play kingdom hearts 2! Roxas and xion: shoot its raining... axel:im hungry! saix: *axel comes over* "WOAH SAIX HOW BIG IS THAT MONKEY PET U BOUGHT?! Saix: Its for me not him.

[Plztypehere]

2:48

Luxford, you with Luxford today

[justinok67]

Those hair dryers are pretty epic

[7XxshadowxX7]

is this for the american version???? (correcting myself)

[ukonee45]

@7XxshadowxX7 yeah. i have the game. you have to get casual gear to unlock them.

[7XxshadowxX7]

is this for the english version ?

[BadAssModeGaming]

SWING THAT BANHAMMER!

[WilsonCool1]

Roxas or Xion: What you want? I saw the weather report and it was raining! Axel: Pizza time!!!!!!!!!!!!! Zexion:Leave me alone, I'm reading my sandwich!! Laxeus: Yupiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!! I have the weapon of Amy from Sonic!! Soo niceee!!! Vexen: Make way for the cooker!!!!! Saix: I'am not a monkey!!!! *try to eat his claymore* Xemnas: I'm so hot!! Demyx: After this mission I go to a tennis game and I'm so excited!!! Xaldin: This place is so dirty!!! Marluxia:Who want soup? I no have more letter

[cpicecheats1]

1:15= Broom Doom

[hkrox123456789898]

lol hey ppl wanna know something funny?! well, i made Zexion's joke weapon! XD i already made 2/3rds of organization's weapons so i thought id make the joke weapons too ill post on dA on my progress(if i can get some time with school!) my username is kairi129898 (ik i dont have alot posted but i just dont have time to upload all my art sorry!)

[ShadowGalactica]

LOL those were blowdryers? At first glance I thought he actually had tampon-guns like the fan comics. :P

[shadic381]

okay things

1: Riku's weapon is just not right for a joke weapon cuz it kicks ass and same for mickey

2: when is Saix gonna eat that banana

3: how the HELL does marluixa eat with that SUPER SIZED SPOON!? he must have a super sized mouth

4: *looks at demyx* shouldnt u be playing tennis?

demyx: somebody stole my guitar >_<

me: LOL

[somprsn2525]

marluxias should have been called big dipper:)

[MassMurderer006]

Larxene: Has somebody seen my hairdryer?

Xigbar: Here, take mine >: D

LoL

[silver3drago]

I like Siax's bananas. EAT BANANA PUNK.

[rikkiandsparkey]

roxas should have had the ice cream >.>

[fantalover2]

Saix that is not even right

[Major003]

I lol'd so hard at the hair dryers.

[AXSESSED8]

he he i have those...

[izlude2]

so... saix DOES have a sense of humor :P

[StarLights07]

What's more deadly: A banana or a sandwich?

[artixkreiger]

@StarLights07 The sandwich! Because somehow the sandwich sounds more... unnerving. I heard of a banana being used for assault before, but never sandwich.

[seaweedstarfy]

@StarLights07 a big ass banana

[ComanderSazabi2000]

axel : Face the power of my pizza

heartless : *yum*

[ulquiXgrimm]

my face when i saw saix banana: 8D 

[Afrokoopa]

So Lexaeus is "El Chapulín Colorado"??

Allso, for some reason, i can't avoid finding random youtube stuff references in this game (when Xigbar tells Roxas if he left the toaster plugged (hotel mario) and the challenge missions that say "Earn lots of Munny" (We've got to have monney guy/fortran).

I think i need therapy u.u

[eyesofwater123]

Saix: FEAR MY BANANA! XD XD XD

[SoulAndMaka1]

this is ridiculous lol

[samoanfun11]

How much hair odes Xigbar need to dry out?

[keybladewielder25]

Luxord nooo!! dont throw away your home videos. :(

[CrazySarahify]

2:34-2:51 hes fighting with himself?!?

[captaineatsyourface]

i know what the cds are.....it's justin beiber

[blondierae44]

Haha! WTF?

[JulienfandeWaluigi]

What, no frying pan for Riku ?

[DarkraiRocks494]

mickey and riku are no fun.....

[DarkraiRocks494]

riku's no fun.....

[Mrbotobo]

Saix stol Len kagamine's utlimate weapon ! 0.0

[Unknown321810]

Saix thing : Banana rules!! XD

[henryruff93654]

banana!



[Ningflingslinger]

My favourites are Luxord's CD's and Lexaeu's Banhammer.

[therealSonicGamer953]

Marluxia: My spoon is too BIG!!!!

[ausauspatpat]

lol the only spells someone could read out of a sandwhich are, mayo beam, tomato toss, lettuce smack, cheese touch (had to put that xD), meat suck, and buns o' steel

[matthewlax13]

this is a real upper right after finishing the game :) its so sad :((

[farahmariokartwii]

SANDVISH :D

[huptochao]

1:02 DICK SMASHER

[xigbar9999]

Zexion: A sandwich? You expect me to break my back over a sandwich?!

Squidward: THAT'S MY SANDWICH!

Zexion: Shut it, or we'll be having squid stew for dinner.

Squidward: You can keep it

[samoanfun11]

@xigbar9999 Me to Zexion: How bout' a book o' knowledge to your head (BoM...figure it out).

[Speedgirl1516]

One word:

LOL

[mrwes09]

lmao Saix went...bananas lol get? bananas hahhahahaha

[RandomKPluver]

Saix's banana is just compensation. We all know this.

"Yes, one large pepperoni pizza, extra cheese, please. Got it Memorized?" :D I had to. The temptation was too great.

[Windstar92]

@RandomKPluver Niiiiice haha

[RandomKPluver]

Saix's Banana = compensation? O.o

[monstro567]

1:00 Saix stop playing with your food.

[Narutokunv]

can somebody tell me if this is fake? getting oathkeeper:# Promise to bring Kairi's charm back after she save syou from being a Heartless. Find her in the secret waterway. Talk to her. And on the menu, if you look closely, her charm is the keychain! i read this stuff at ign.com but i already have it, so why the fuck is it written there? it also says to get oblivion u need to fight riku at hollow bastion the last time! i did oblivion in that way in re:coded, soo what the fuck is wrong with ign?

[ValforWing]

@Narutokunv

thats a REALLLY old game tip. like...KH1, it's almost 10 years old.

[Narutokunv]

@ValforWing oh, i see. i already got all the weapons in kh 358/2 days and in redoded. well i just need the oathkeeper, but i don't know how to get it lol

[ValforWing]

@Narutokunv

I don't think u can get oath keeper in 358 days, maybe Re:CODED but probabaly not 358 days since it's not sora but roxas

[Narutokunv]

@ValforWing when you complete the game you can buy the zero gear. equip it with a ability unit and then u get the oath keeper. i already got the oathkeeperin 358/2 days. i was just wondering about the stupid ign guide of 358/2 days.

[Ashkihyena]

Lexaeus has the ban hammer.

[HeartofWolf100]

FEAR ZEXION'S SANDWICH!!!!!!!!!

[iWatermelonz]

Xemnas has a yaoi paddle. =w=

[The3FightingDragons]

BANNED

PERMABANNED

IP BANNED

FUCKING PWNED

[Persian1313]

It's just me or Zexion is trying to read a sandwitch? I think he need new glasses...

[supersaninpikachu]

@Persian1313 Its things like that that make me happy im not emo lol

[vladikman1]

the bonena sownds weered

[ktofthedx21]

Roxas: I think it'll rain.

Xion: Me, too.

Saix: IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!!!!

[samoanfun11]

@ktofthedx21 Me: (runs away when Saix sings that annoyance of a song).

[Darklinxer12]

i read the description and noticed rikus weapons and wanted to point out he has oblivion too, just use pandora's gear.

[nacnik147]

those are the casual gear not joke wep

[SophieLauren2]

LOL AT SAIX. :D

[rover857]

Saix: Suck my Banana!!!!

[JamaicanShinigami]

Do not mess with Xaldin on cleaning day

[MrMewtwo34]

BANANA RAGE!

[MrMewtwo34]

anyone up for a peanut butter and banana sandwich? if not axels making pizza....... and marluxias making soup.............. then maybe later we can play some tennis, or ping pong..... but of course later we have too clean,

[Riyell]

Who wants to try and play whack-a-mole with Lexaeus? =D

[UltimaWeapon786]

I once beat Saix using Axel and his Pizza slices XD

[sandman366]

Square goes Joke Lexaeus on hackers. :P

[FallenAnaki]

Roxas is. . .the Revenger! *revenger theme song* XD

[trziman]

I ARE MARLUXIA AND I GIVE YOU SOUP!!! AND LADEL!!!?!!!

[Natakupl]

ZEXION IS FULL OF SANDWICH AND HE IS COMING FOR YOU!!!!!

[ghostnappa1000]

Xaldin: its time to cleam house

Heartless: wha... oh god

[ForgottenAgs]

DEM0N P1ZZA!

[futrevdogmetster]

oh my dear god..... that is the funniest stuff ever.... he even had the damn sandwich open like a book "hmmm mayo" XD

[kingdomlanelover]

This is awesome!

[kingdomheartscam2]

XD i love howzexion still held the sandwich like a book

[Charybdis13]

@khhardstyler

Marly was originally going to be a girl but the designers didn't want to seem sexist by making the villains all girls so they made him a dude and didn't bother changing the design. a friend if mine from school is actually his fan girl ^_^

[Charybdis13]

If you DO find out which weapon this is please inform me. And if you know how to unlock King Mickey the information would be much apreciated....too formal?

[JediSenshi]

The banana one reminds me of the Monty Python skit about being able to to defend yourself if attacked by someone wielding fresh fruit.

[JediSenshi]

The banana one reminds me of the Monty Python skit about being able to to defend yourself if attacked by someone wielding fresh fruit.

[JTRox96]

@daisa345 thecrikmaster1 already told me.

[Persian1313]

Saix like BIG BANANAS!!! XD

[fireheart703]

u dont have to beat the game to get these u just need 15 challange sigals and ther not ping pong pattles thair fans

[HJSDGCE]

lol zexion is soo smart that he understands the language of the sandwich people...

[orgixvi3]

This implies that Riku and Mickey are Joker Characters XD

[ccowart1418]

xemnas has ping pong paddles not fans

[khhardstyler7270]

I think this is further proof marly's a girl...he's carrying a ladel...which implies he was recently in the kitchen. 

[orgixvi3]

@khhardstyler7270 Then why doesn't Larxene use kitchen knives?

[khhardstyler7270]

@orgixvi3 I thought it was obvious...larxene is actually a man o.O

[orgixvi3]

@khhardstyler7270 You's trolling

[khhardstyler7270]

@orgixvi3 Lol I'm just sayin

[khhardstyler7270]

all of these made my day. I'm sure saix really loves bananas ;) I thought xigbar's couldn't get any better until it made hair dryer sounds to go with it.

[alfred4king]

Xemnas: I gotta cool everyone off when axel lights stuff on fire

Larxene: this is what i use to keep my hair spikes up

[alfred4king]

Xigbar: Now you know who does our crazy hair Xaldin: I dont use wind magic to clean its my 6 mighty brooms! Vexen: he was fired as the cook due to cold meals but kept the pot lid Lexaeus: BAN HAMMER! Zexion: This isnt a sandwich its the worlds best book about sandwichs! Saix: no words can describe how funny this is Axel: this is why we cant order pizza Demyx: I serve first Luxord: i got all the hot jams Marluxia: he works in a soup kitchen Roxas: i dont have to worry about rain

[blackscarfXVI]

Luxord, those had better not be bootleg...

[INFINITYxHAVOC]

Mickey versus Yoda... Yeah that would be one hell of a fight to watch..

[bonslywizard]

Fear me, for I wield a giant banana. Beware.

[Itachimangekyo]

Me: Vexen, a pan top, are you freaking kidding me?

[nancydrew333]

OK this video is OK... HOLY CRAP LOOK AT THAT BOONANA

[freakguy47]

Heartless:Man my hair is so wet!!

Xigbar: this looks like a job for Xigber

Heartless:Woah wat are you doing in my house

Xigbar: Dont worry ill dry our hair in no time

P.S. Shoots the hair dryer and shoots its head off

[MewEeveeSkitty1]

do you feel it, the banana's power?

that just had to come out

[wolfalynn]

@MewEeveeSkitty1 lolz XD that comment madem y day

[kyuubilinkinpark]

...Does Larxene have tampons? xD

[larxene107yuna555]

zexion: hey get away! omnomnomnomnomnomnom

larxene: O: yes! i got dead dragonflies!

marluxia: my shovel!

me: what the heck is with you guys

xion and roxas: MY UMBRELLA!

[Sumenora]

they can fight and enjoy there sandwich..

[rodher12]

my favorite ones its saix banana and the sandwich xDD

[MultiGymnastics101]

Face the wrath of saiax and the giant banana!

[TheBIGGESTKHfan]

Demyx: Hey! does anyone wanna play Tennis? Roxas: Sorry Demyx it's raining Xion: I'm singing in the rain Xigbar: WHY didnt anyonne tell me it was raining! My hair's all wet! Larxene: My hair's a mess too! Lexaeus: ...........yes this is a big hammer.......it's really light for some reason.... Xemnas: is it hot in here or is it just me? Marluxia and Vexen: dinner's ready! its soup today! Axel: what? no way! im getting pizza. Luxord: aahhh othig like good music...

[TheBIGGESTKHfan]

@TheBIGGESTKHfan Mickey, Riku, Donal, Goofy and Sora: WHAT THE FRUITCAAKE IS WROG WITH YOU GUYS?!?!?!?!

Zexion:...........my sandwitch...

[PyroAfterglo]

*door bell* "Hi. You ordered two medium handtossed sausage, mushroom, and pepperoni with extra cheese. Your total comes to $15.95, got it memorized?" I'm in a silly mood today.

[PyroAfterglo]

Xigbar and his hair dryers have to be my fav! LMAO I can picture him saying things like "I'm rollin' tight like a perm!", "Curl up and dye!", and "Holdin' it down like a hair net!".

[bbyshadow559]

lol under my umberilla

[darkheart6377]

i kill u with my sandwitch

heartless: i eat the WEAPON

[xxstarfire670xx]

XD A SANDWICH!? WHAT!?

[eyescoldlemonade]

Saix should stop monkeying around...

Marluxia