Master Thong

[eyesoulated]

justin buchholz kinda looked like mayhem miller @1:19

[dannielpreto]

That dude is like the possum whisperer

[dbartyzel]

I think they have more fun than any other MMA team out there. They are never wild and crazy, but they are ALWAYs having fun. And I laugh my ass off at the videos.

[mpguitarra]

"hey master thong wash your hands don't put in your mouth"... <3 TAM

[steeler43013]

haha "i hit two birds with one stone that stone is my penis 5:17

[giovannialvarez]

haha they dont know what a possum is, they live allover my hometown in long beach ca

[nonstoptrouble2]

I guess the dress code for your house is NO shirts. Ha

[adams2887]

This video is pretty cruel, there was no need to do that to the animal.

[forzaazzurri101]

@adams2887 fag

[adams2887]

@forzaazzurri101 was i talking to you???..... NO!!! so shut the fuck up CUNT ;)

[forzaazzurri101]

@adams2887 fag

[adams2887]

@forzaazzurri101 you're just another keyboard warrior. Bet you're a skinny little freak in real life. You can call me a fag all you want but i bet i get more pussy than you in real life. You mirin????

[forzaazzurri101]

@adams2887 nah brah, i ain't mirin

[adams2887]

@forzaazzurri101 you must be a homo then

[forzaazzurri101]

@adams2887 forgot to no homo, fuck brah forgive me

[GorgeousGeorge121]

@KPelliter3 Ha. There's no suggestion they needed to catch it. Plus, they played around with it - even after releasing it - laughing and so forth.

Why? Does a possum not care if you're a dick to it?

[GorgeousGeorge121]

I like Urijah Faber, but what they did to that animal was not cool: it was probably terrified, fearing for his or her life.

[kpelliter3]

@GorgeousGeorge121 yeah bro they cought it and ate it. ? you dumb/ how else are they supposed to catch any kind of animal like that, not like you put you rhand out and it climbs right up

[theladiesman1987]

what kind of cap you wearing urijah?? its badass bro

[bob2012isfake]

that thing pry had rabies if it was out during the day unles it was trapped that night

[oasisspirit]

master thong is fucking insane

[mynameispepoy]

Looks Like They Are The Wolve Pack..

[elveg]

Great !!!!!

[timbohee]

@andyb2389 Go be successful and use your body for a living.lol. Sounds like you would make a great prostitute. Don't be talkin about my momma.lol.

[timbohee]

@andyb2389 I said ask your mom, dumbass, if shes a joke, thats not my problem. You have the mentality of a frat boy. I find it funny how the younger more immature jocks think they need to tell someone to grow up. I'll grow up if you go fuck yourself. Burn hollywood burn. I rather go argue with a 5 year old over which cartoon is the best. You think that me disrespecting you has got to stop, please go fuck yourself.

[timbohee]

@andyb2389 I fucking care about what he does to the animal you fucktard. Fuck you , fuck Urijah, fuck master thong, and fuck you once more you fucking douchebag. I can do more than talk, like smell shit from miles away. So go get your getalong gang and torture animals to prove you are successful, and see how far in life that gets you, fucktard. Chirp, chirp, chirp. Bark , bark, bark. Yawn, yawn , yawn. ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­z

[timbohee]

Sorry I'm not successful enough to film my hungry friend trying to tenderize an opossum. Success doesn't always mean happiness, just go ask your mom. If you had any sense at all you wouldn't have to reply and let me know how stupid you are.......I'm waiting fucking frat boy...........and that goes for any and all who want to chime in on why Urijah is a choad and fucking with animals is cool.

[timbohee]

@andyb2389 so should I call you @nowisnever, just because you changed your user name doesn't mean I don't know its you. Your trying to convince me your lover Urijah is successful in life and I'm jealous I'm not 5 ft with a 2 inch penis. Master thong would eat the animal if no one was around. Your game sucks and changing user names just means your weak and have no game. Stop skipping school and stealing your dads porno magazines. I'm more jealous of Ron Jeremy not a closet case.

[timbohee]

@andyb2389 @andyb2389 , Dumb fuckstick this isn't him about being successful, its about him fucking with harmless animals. Go give Urijah the reach around for being such a success you fluffer. I'm not trying to be tough, all I was doing was defending the animals rights and defending my opinion. Who the fuck is god??? I don't care if I'm a fuck up, sometimes its better to learn the hard way , by experience. Go join the jocks in their cirlce jerk you fucktard. Next time you think you h

[Joshello]

Yeah... fucking around with an animal that doesn't want to be fucked with is a major dickhead move. Sorry Urijah, not funny in the slightest.

[viator22]

The life of a professional fighter is a fascinating adventure

[2431346]

poor possum.

[cryostation]

i was enjoying that, master tong should have his own tv show

[theoutlaw346]

must be great training with this team. Wish you all best and many good fights team alpha male. Hi from Croatia

[timbohee]

Yeah Uriah I called you a midget. Now your girlfriend nowisnever is mad.

[Bullache212]

ive met master thong hes awesome!haha

[timbohee]

Midgets bullying harmless animals. These jocks need a good circle jerk.

[nowisnever]

@timbohee you mad, anyone of them could put you through the floor bud? Even that rat.

[timbohee]

@nowisnever Yeah I'm mad, none of these LP's can put me through the floor. If you gave me 3 months to train I sure I would suprise you or of these midgets. Bring it spineless midget. It's an Opussum not a rat retard. Not too bright are you?

[timbohee]

@nowisnever Yeah I'm mad, none of these LP's can put me through the floor. If you gave me 3 months to train I sure I would suprise you or these midgets. Bring it spineless midget. It's an Opossum not a rat retard. Not too bright are you?

[nowisnever]

@timbohee I eat these rats for lunch you mad? You animal fucker rapist.

[timbohee]

@nowisnever LOL you watch tooo much WWF, I love your use of curse words. You are definitely a phony, maybe its because you have a small penis. But you are definitely full of shit. Go wear your affliction gear to the mall and hangout at the arcade, or somewhere, someone might buy your tough guy attitude. Basically, I am telling you to take that rat and those midgets and shove them up your ass sideways you fucktard.

[nowisnever]

@timbohee lol nice excuse for changing the subject, you ffuck rats, and your mad that you do. It's time to stop.

[timbohee]

@nowisnever What change of subject Fucktard??? You exaggerating piece of shit. You suck a bag full of dicks you wannabe. It is not physically possible for the LP to put me through a floor, nor me fucking a rat. How fucking stupid are you? Do me a favor and do not breed. You comedy routine sucks. Fucker rapist, LOL. Your mom must of fucked some loser to produce you. You'll always be a spineless coward, that eats rats,lol.

[nowisnever]

@timbohee Calm down bro.

[timbohee]

@nowisnever your a fake like most of these spineless jocks.

[loxspliff1]

@timbohee those "jocks" would fuck you and all your friends together. ha

[TEHWEEZY]

@timbohee Theyre hardly harmless. They have rabies and do attack. 

[darkdudefro52]

does nobody wear a shirt anymore?

[RyuatNight]

i always thought master thong looked like a gay hair dresser but hes fucking funny as hell

[tormentgrl2]

I did not find this amuseing.... very dissapointed!

[py2o3434]

@tormentgrl2 good, learn to spell

[DylonFresh]

master thong is crazy i got family in arkansas and never once seen any of there backwards country asses do that shit lol

[Urijahsmom1]

I am glad one of you came to his senses. That poor defenseless animal. You bullies. You better be glad your mom wasn't there.

[thebountyhunter2010]

daaaaaaaaamn where do you live? all the guys be walking around with no shirts on. it must be heaven :D lmao

[jennussery]

while i do love urijah, this video pisses me off. the poor thing just wanted to get away. i would've hissed at you guys too.

[jmorse11]

its a cock fest

[primester]

zoom out you stupid midget

[millerbabygurl4ever]

im tryin to get a hold of Urijah Faber! please contact me back i need to talk to you seriously This is Nathan Jaime Please txt me 4436247515 i do not have calling just textin so please get a hold of me thank you

[itunes521]

um, is there a reason why like, almost all the guys in this are wearing board shorts and no shirts, or is it just to make almost everybody else watching feel bad about their body?

no disrespect, just wondering

[realliferocky]

@itunes521 there wearing boardshorts cus there in cali and its hot ass fuck, if you feel bad about your body its probably your own fault, stop being insecure and get in the gym

[itunes521]

@realliferocky when the video was made it wasn't that hot. i should know, i live in cali.

[tonidsaenz]

Urijah you need some training on how to take a video.

[MonteyCarlo92081]

bustin out the cell phone pics hahahahahahahahah

[doubleomc]

Hilarious vid...

[ironik12]

dont they have shirts in that neighborhood??

[SYN7HOR]

After watching this, I'm glad Faber got schooled last night. What a bunch of assholes!

[mstabspeople]

Lol hilarious!

[IslandDrift808]

What made me laugh was when Faber told master thong not to put his hands in your mouth and wash your hands LOL.

[MonteyCarlo92081]

everyone busting out the cell phones cameras

[mattlee910]

lol master thong starring in Man vs Wild: Sacramento

[jacobwilly]

its spelled opossum doucher lol

[zeljko4]

that was pretty bogus dude

[PhilloBaggins]

Isnt he blind during the day?

[Someone4every1]

THATS A POSSUM!!!!!

[whvance]

hahahaha with the cell phone cameras!!

[thefluffball]

i hope to god peta never gets a hold of this video, urijah lol

[samk95842]

Off the chain!! That thing is nasty!!

[phfatbuddha]

hahahahaa this video had me rollin on the floor @ work LOL

[blakemoody3]

master thong=possum whisperer

[gaywhitekids]

LMFAO hes still on the phone xDD

[zeke4x4]

Its in south texas, WEC was in corpus march 1 and i got a chance to chill with a lot of awsome fighters.

[zeke4x4]

This video is fucking halarious!! I meet Faber just today in Corpus Christi and that dude is awsome....lol

[inlandempirevideos]

wheres corpus christi???

[MMAFan2211]

south texas on the coast

[mordsithashley]

Wow thats funny. We don't have possums in Texas. Around here, people hunt rattlesnakes.

[inlandempirevideos]

"Dude those things are like fucking RATS!!"

nice one urijah try possum

[inlandempirevideos]

h ah a ha ah a chupacabra

[wvredsfan304]

Krazy Stuff! haha

[VIPeat]

That's nutty!

[JoeLauzonDotCom]

Thats awesome.

[mycorona135]

master thong is out of control

[WestCoastLegend90]

I no scared!

Rofl, this shit is hilarious.

[nenadv]

Urijah what music is in your video?

[linkavitchC]

URIJAH whoop mike browns ass