My Fiveawesomedrunks Audition

[21stCenturyCat]

I'm sure you were robbed - keep on smiling... and drinking ;o

[kenrg]

No problem with the drinking - the smiling is sometimes a bit harder ;^)

[dabiribd]

Hi Ken

high five! haha...

[kenrg]

Thanks!

[kenrg]

It's okay - I hardly remember it myself (other than the headache the next morning).

[AtomicUs5000]

lol... I'll have to check that out.

[AtomicUs5000]

That was really good! I'm surprised you didn't make it.

[kenrg]

Maybe a letter writing campaign will do it.... Oh, that's alright, I don't think my liver could handle doing that every week ;^)

Thanks!

[KobyBrandt]

I prefer drinking to auditioning any old day. But then I'm just a simple man.

[kenrg]

Well, drinking AND auditioning worked out just well. Well, at least the drinking part did.

[crawleykakes]

Hey buddy your resent vids have not come up on my subs list, I think a conspiracy my be involved ??? Hey I can be one hell of a drunk 1/2 Irish and i love Keith Richards !!!!!!

[kenrg]

Definitely a conspiracy - YouTube is out to get me! The only option: Drink heavily and hope for the best...

[gnr1234]

You were an excellent sat host.

[kenrg]

Thank you!

[citizenstand]

drinky make time quickie

[kenrg]

But harder to stand...

[geezerart]

You'd make a better bartender! lol

[kenrg]

Don't think I haven't thought of it ;^)

[TamHickey67]

Dammit, I didn't even know about that channel. I would have fit right in too! I'm sure you are the unofficial 6th awesome drunk!

[kenrg]

It's never too late to subscribe - Go on over and introduce yourself!

[LaJetts]

That was really intoxicating! ;)

I am glad they posted it

Even though I had a pretty good idea of what was coming, it didn't take away from the fun - loved it!

[kenrg]

Thanks - I had fun... maybe a little too much fun? Noooooo.....

[Minniver]

ken, is there another intervention needed now?

[kenrg]

I don't know... I think I'll be fine... ;^)

[30andout]

It was your best video, by far.

[kenrg]

Thanks! Amazing that after nearly two years I've finally discovered the secret: open five bottles and don't bother editing or doing second takes.

[filemen2]

?????

a more awesome drunk i cannot fathom.

[kenrg]

I bow in appreciation.

[ROCKsquareANORACK]

maybe you are like the sixth beatle

[kenrg]

I like that - Thanks!

[Hermgirl666]

Are you telling me these people are willing to subject their viewers to a drunken Victor every week, but yet your subtle,button-down demeanor was not good enough for them?

[kenrg]

Amazingly so! (And, come on, is Victor ever really completely sober?)

[yaffle]

more 5awesome style channel ideas:

365awesomedays.

fiveawesomebillionaires

fiveawesomedivorcees

twoandahalfawesomemen

sevenawesomedwarves

mytwodads

nineandahalfawesomeweeks

[kenrg]

I like the sevenawesomedwarves idea - Let's do it and see how long it takes Disney to have the channel taken down!

[Furnifur]

I got all the way through this time and now I gotta go watch another video...you tease!

[Furnifur]

I got all the way through this time and now I gotta go watch another video...you tease!

[kenrg]

Well, you could have followed the link the first time!

[Furnifur]

I am odd I like to finish what I start.

[Urnkneekovaks]

" Fiveboringpeople turns out they really are"? Ken, how could you? Sorry you didn't make fiveawesome drunks but look at it this way, you may have saved yourself months of rehab.

[kenrg]

I'm sorry - I meant it with love and respect - Hopefully people will know that it's just a cheap joke (like everything else I do).

[Urnkneekovaks]

No apology necessary, Ken. I figured you were joking. I really like the title

5boringpeople. I have grown affectionate for the word " boring " and now, whenever I hear it, I think of a specific person.

[kenrg]

My tax guy's name really is Mr. Boring. In fact, that reminds me, I've got to go by and drop off my signed forms later today...

[missdivinestalls]

Great audition vid! I'm on fiveawesomelesbians and it seems that many many people are super grouping these days.

[kenrg]

Now that sounds like an interesting channel! Thanks!

[electrojed]

you did a great job on yours

[kenrg]

Thanks!

[johnreagannumber1]

I loved this idea Ken! - John Reagan

[kenrg]

Thank you, sir!

[Rikotistic]

I think they set you up to make a video claiming rejected auditions. Your part was actually very compelling and informative. Now I'm wanting to make some kind of vid. I love your quick witted statments like "You can drink but you don't have to be a drunk about it." My problem is that if I have even a sip of something, I get drunk. I can't handle alcohol.

[kenrg]

Can't handle it? Then you definitely need to make an alcovlog!

[kartook]

^^ You always do your responses, in one go dont you?? ^^

[foundonline]

kenARGH! Ahoy matey!

[kenrg]

Rum for everybody!

[ruroremy]

The fiveAwesomeDrunks are an amazing group. I usually don't like channels like that (I think everyone knows this by now, lol), but I do enjoy the drunks.

[kenrg]

Actually the boring ones and the drunks are the only ones I'm subscribed to!

[livingpassion]

LOL Nicely done. You will forever be known as KenARGH from now on.

[kenrg]

As long as I'm known ;^)

[DukeRightious]

Nice one, Ken...

[kenrg]

Thank you!

[andymooseman]

Wow, life must be really bad if you can't even make it as a drunk, he he :)

[PappyStu]

good one bro

[kenrg]

I've failed as a failure, nothing left to do but to succeed. Darnit.

[PappyStu]

Wow I missed this? Pappy? well maybe I am as mediocre a drunk as a tuber.... vbg

[kenrg]

You're a pretty awesome drunk - and if I'd been paying attention I would have dedicated the bourbon section to you. Cheers!

[mikma]

mkiam swa hrae

[PappyStu]

LMAO

[kenrg]

Best comment ever.

[Furnifur]

oh Kenrg Kenrg Kenrg...actualy I got nothin' it keeps cutting off at 1:40 I'll be back.

[kenrg]

Keep trying...

[Justinmazing]

Thank you for applying to the fiveawesomedrunks. Currently we are not hiring right now but we will keep your resume on file.

[kenrg]

I'll check in with you again next month, if that's okay...

[ockteby]

I popped over there and watched your video. I would have thought your shirt was your ticket in. Shows you what I know..

Frank

[kenrg]

Thanks - I'm so glad somebody finally mentioned the shirt - One time in Las Vegas my buddy bought matching drinking shirts for each of us. It was a wild weekend...

[anakin1814]

I never knew drinking could be so much fun.

Well, actually I did.

I need a drink.

[kenrg]

I thought you did...

[kartook]

Haha, thats hilarious audition.

Uh.. Pirates??

By the way, you never did finish that "U.S Politics for Foreigners" Thing, let me know if you plan on finishing, I was interested :D

[kenrg]

I'll get back to politics when I'm done drinking... (it takes a LOT of drinking to get through a Presidential election!)

[LeSaMilano]

oh darn, so sorry.

[LeSaMilano]

hee hee It was a stellar effort ;)

[kenrg]

Thank you!

[kenrg]

Thank you!

[battim]

you are too drunk to be in fiveawesomedrunks...

[Justinmazing]

Yeah he even sent the audition clip to the wrong email address. But at least Fox News forward it to me.

[battim]

is he sending naked vlogs to to shepard smith again?

[kenrg]

No, I've been sending them Chris Matthews - and he sent a naked vlog of himself back to me!

[Hermgirl666]

Actually, I've been getting naked vlogs from Shepard Smith--it's a bit disturbing...

[battim]

well i got one from larry king...very disturbing..

[blackturtleus]

I tried to acquire a taste for wine, but couldn't and for some reason I always get a sour stomach whenever I drink wine. So, I guess I wouldn't make it as a drunk! It's too bad they rejected your audition... it would have been such an honor... I think.

[kenrg]

Probably the tannins in the wine that do it to you. Try Pepcid or Prilosec... then drink on!

[nancyleeould]

Sorry you didn't make the cut but I'll go and look at the attached video.

Hugs~Nancy

[kenrg]

Probably best for my health that I didn't make it (as the video will attest to...)

[achampag]

lol...i cant WAIT to see this

[kenrg]

Thanks - just follow the links...

[kenrg]

Well, that was the idea, to class the joint up a bit, but, oh well, they wouldn't have it.

[Justinmazing]

I agree with Kenrg. The channel is like school in summer. No Class.

[Gimmeabreakman]

You duhty bastuds are not helping heah!

[Justinmazing]

Well when the man's right he's right. Can't argue with reason. Hahaha.

[MissTruly]

Always good to see you, Ken!

[kenrg]

Thanks - you too!

[Gimmeabreakman]

Are you watching us, NWM? At least be polite and leave a comment! I know you like gnr1234. Give the other 4 a chance. All great folks! Don't let your ego get the better of you! I love you regardless!

[MGSGeneral]

I liked Tuesday. "We're the fu**ing pirates"

And I think that five videos in a row wasn't really a mistake. It gave YouTubers the chance to watch some more videos!!!

[kenrg]

I kind of liked Wednesday's vodka presentation best, myself. But thank you!

[Gimmeabreakman]

You seem quite sober in this video, Kenrg!

[kenrg]

I shot this one first thing in the morning - you should have seen me by the end of the day!

[yellowlabrador]

You can find five less awesome drunks down the road from me. That's what comes from living in a small Irish town.

[kenrg]

Excellent - Do a video response with them!

[tlg847]

That audition video was shameful. I'm having serious second thoughts about the mission after this entire episode. Smarten/sober up!

[kenrg]

Which part was shameful? Being publicly intoxicated or whoring myself out for views? Hey, I figured if I'm willing to be seen in public with you and Renetto, what shame have I left?

[tlg847]

Ah yes, that is true...you have actually appeared in a video with renetto, which leaves a mark, for sure. As for appearing with me, well, this obviously has made you into what you've become today. I'll leave it to your imagination to describe what that is, exactly.

[battim]

i got smeelovision with my youtube now, and kens videos always reek of cheap whiskey...and cigarettes, and oddly enough bad stripper perfume....

[tlg847]

You know, I noticed that same thing...I think the stripper's name is Julie, by the way. Ask him about her if you get a chance.

[battim]

im not sure i want to know, the last time i heard a ken stripper story it involved a guy named serge...i am glad he is evolving...

[BGenerous]

I went, I saw, I laughed!

[kenrg]

Thanks!

[Aaroncast86]

I've said it before, I think it's a bit sad that Nerd Fighters International always gets left out of the 'started by' list. It's strange because NFI started the exact same day as FiveAwesomeGirls. The only difference is subscriber numbers. Yet, in this 'community' we're constantly saying that sub numbers don't matter.

[kenrg]

I was not aware of the dates of NFI starting - Thanks for pointing it out. Nerd Fighters Rule!

[Aaroncast86]

I concur! Nerd Fighters Rule!

[kingpolaris]

lol 5boringpplturns out they reallyare

[kenrg]

But they're very nice!

[kingpolaris]

i wudnt know

[owneroftheinternet]

I watched the video...

that made my Saturday Morning! :)

[kenrg]

Glad I could help!

[OhCurt]

I'm proposing another collab channel:

FiveVloggingPimps

[kenrg]

I'm in! Can I be Thursday?

[LilCav68]

I think fiveoldhags...

five awesome 40s?

five awesome haters

five awesome people who want you to shut up..

[OhCurt]

I was asked to take part in FiveGassyGoyum, but I had just taken Beano.

[bohogirl1]

goyim, but thanks for trying...lol.

[OhCurt]

I almost typed goys.

:-D

[filemen2]

it's cookies, yo! i'm hyphy!!

filemac

[juliact]

i'd like to know about double malt whiskies? and at least you'll always be 'one awesome kenrg'!!!

[kenrg]

Double malts? I know single malts and blends, but never heard the term double malt... something to go and research.. ;^)