The Allen and Craig Show: Episode 8 Part 1

[silverspur17]

"Imma criss cross yo applesauce motherf****r" LMFAO I miss these shows :(

[34RiverStone]

"Darlin'...B*TCH!!! Imma take you out for a niiiice seafood dinna" lmao that was the best part. Period.

[amsardina11]

Lars is so awesome!

[AwsomeGirl1120]

There HOT

[adelle06]

yeah... um... as a jehovah's witness im not offended but i just think you should learn more facts... but don't worry Allen we dont believe in hell so no worries...

[safire2121]

5:14

*Lar's pulls out a gun*

Craig: Is that real?!

The only safe place he can think of putting loaded gun in

UP HIS SHIRT

[chained2thesky]

Get our dick out ya nose!

[camiitahh]

"you take her by the fucking hand, you gonna say 'darlin....BITCH!"

[camiitahh]

Lars is too awesome. <3

[safire2121]

did anyone else notice that the girl that craig was talking to was actually Allen in girl cloths?

[jaidekat116]

i've replayed Lars' speech like 10,000 times. its SO FUNNY !

[benbarnesgirl22]

30 people didn't get taken out to a nice seafood dinner

[XxDeathxbyxPandaxX]

lol his shirts gone at 0:50

[safire2121]

Tony the tiger or Captain crunch which one side are you on?

[gibbsisawesome]

I love Lars so MUCH!!!!!!!

[lifeintheminefield]

i MEAN CRAIG

[lifeintheminefield]

GRAIG!

[stardust62495]

where are the bloopers for this..

[Tacoronni]

micky mouse shirt lol

[eskimochic182]

Hahaha, my friend and I are always greeting eachother with, "Darling, BITCH!"

I love you guys, so much, lol.

[deedeemad305]

Craig! You wore you're mickey mouse shirt! You wore it when you were being Voldemort! I <3 you@

[summer1551]

hell yeah boyy pound it! lmfao i<3lars!

[xMissTemptressx]

Lars makes me laugh so much!

[25fnm11]

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE SHIRT<3

oh Craig

[strangegirl32498]

I love the fact Craig dressed like Lars and chose to wear a Mickey Mouse shirt with his outfit.

[HarmlessVampire13]

Lars <3

[TurtleMooseKitty]

i love when hes laughing at thebible xD I DO TOO

[RGertridge]

LOL 7:00

[lastchance232]

john cena stole the " u cant see me " from allen and craigh

[whoatemycrayon]

and take her by the fuckin hand xDD

[XemochickX666]

imma criss cross yo applesauce! xD

[lilyabbo]

"Imma' get in my Donald Duck swim trunks" LMAO

[NewSkoolKings99]

Are those gum wrappers on their teeth? lol nice

[LexLuvsMovies]

hands down. BEST. EPISODE. ever. <3 never gets old xD

[NewSkoolKings99]

Oh My God! . . . You are so going to hell X) Thats funny. I love Allen and craig. I hate that the show ended.

[123fffable]

what happened to allen?

[cocococococo999]

My best friend and I do Lars' speech to each other all the time to each other in the hallways at school. We get the weeirdest looks....hahahah

[username95me]

Love the video.. but JW don't believe in hell...so... haha also they don't wear crosses aroud their necks

[1994dukey]

"We're going to talk to everyone about that Jebidiah dude". Flipping hilarious.

[Awesomeishly96]

I'M GONNA KILL YOU!! WITH A KNIFE!! ...... yes.

[yaailinn19]

this will always be my favorite episode! ♥

[VegetaIzDaBest21]

im wondering in the opening is craig wearing an american eagle shirt

[username95me]

@VegetaIzDaBest21 In the song? that would be a my chemical romance shirt.. before the song.. that's a blue shirt.

[VegetaIzDaBest21]

@username95me at 1:02 is that an american eagle shirt

[mlkin71]

wow I only know the Devil Wears Prada version of Still Fly... the real version kind of freaked me out... xD

I miss the allen and Craig show!! but the episodes were amazing! Thank you! <3

[kerfligit]

"what does that even mean"???? Craig is hilarious

[AlicexBrandonxCullen]

Just noticed.... Still Fly?! XD

[AlicexBrandonxCullen]

I have to agree... Captain Crunch ftw!!

I miss you Allen. D:

Let`s just say EIP is not the same....

[skatepunkzero]

darlin, BITCH!

Im gonna take you for a nice seafood dinner

[GamesAddict01]

"I'm gonna kill you Craig! I'm gonna kill you...with a knife!"

[NewSkoolKings99]

You are so goin to hell. . . Lol, i missed this episode. And omg this is fukin hilarious

[sunshinethesecretary]

ok no offense this is hilarious....but ya kno witnesses don't use the cross. the "church" is a kingdom hall...they don't believe in hell...o and Allen looks like a morman....and that's it for now since u already kno witnesses don't believe in havin sex b4 they get married cuz they like to follow the bible..which does have some funny parts

[Brinabay123]

"oh my god you are so going to hell"

"this jesus dude, everybodys been talking about, hes like the worlds most famous Jehovah's Witness ever.

[cloudgirl150]

Does anyone know the EXACT reason Allen left???

[samacoy]

@cloudgirl150 He explained that the crew/cast was more interested in making a career out of film; he, however, does not want to. They're all more serious about acting and film making, while this was just his hobby. Allen figured that if he left, they could concentrate more on furthering themselves career wise.

[anniebayandkaybay]

@cloudgirl150 he went off to college

[vrose90]

This is seriously my favorite episode, love Lars :D

[888Marshmelow]

"dont mess wit me boy-i'll crisscross ur apple sauce" lmao

[SeDorkaOnline]

they r such white boys :) @ 5:55-6:15

[19alexis97]

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU CRAIG!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU WITH A KNIFE!!!" LOL XD i LOVE THIS SOOOOOO MUCH 0:39

[anniebay123]

Darlin, b*tch! Imma take you out for a nice seafood dinner. Imma take you back to my crib, and get you into the hot tub. Imma get in my donald duck swim trunks. Imma feed you fresh pinapple! LMFAO BEST EVERRRRRR I memerized and still say it today with all of my friends! Definetly one of the best quotes in tthe whole series!!!!!!!!

[supernaturalfan454]

crag is a SEXII OG

[888Marshmelow]

Craigs mickey mouse shirt is totally gangster :)

[888Marshmelow]

one day i was at school and someone brought up Jehovahs Witness and i couldnt stop thinking about this and laughing

[ThtPrettyFace]

Rebels such a badass

[horserider117]

my dad has the same micky mouse shirt as craig O_o

[ThtPrettyFace]

Mutha fuckin grapes....

[robodon08]

I will always be a Craig person myself, but I must agree with Allen in that Captain Crunch is so much better. ;D

[SeDorkaOnline]

"Oh my God...you're going to hell. There's no other...Oh my God..."

that is one of my fave quotes ever!

I say "Hell yeah boy, POUND IT!" all the time.

muthaf*cking grapes....

Now im gon' tell u...like Woo told me.

Who's Woo?

Imma tell u how to get some womens!

HOW DO THEY SAY THIS STUFF WITH A STRAIGHT FACE? i know i couldnt do it...

[LollipopGuildPro]

My friends and I "Darling, Bitch" eachother all the time. I kinda wann be proposed to like that. lol

[nataliajay25]

" Get yo dick out yo nose!" lmaooo

[UnNatural00]

”Darlin, BITCH! I wanna take you out for a nice seafood dinner, take you back to my crib and get you in the hot tub, i’m gonna get in my donald duck swim trunks imma feed you fresh pineapple and then I’m gonna get all nice and close!” lars rules! :D

[JayBird4theW1N]

Tony the Tiger IS better than Captain Crunch. Dude... Tony has the most AWESOME voice, provided by the late and great deep-voiced Thurl Ravenscroft.

[EricaLParris13]

I could watch this all day.

BEST. EPISODE. EVER!

Me and my best friend are the female versions of you!

We had this arguement; and the "lars teaches craig how to get girls" thing in class lol.

[Loolana156]

Lars: "You gotta getcho dick outta yo nose." (4:58)

LMAO. I've been watching this show since they first started, and I just now caught that line. I fuckin love this show.

[yuppster96]

im going to kill you with a knife craig lol

[CrazyIndependentChik]

I love Allen and Craig!

[AllenAndCraigFans1]

I love it when Allen says "im going to kill you craig! im going to kill you with a knife!!" Awww i love this show! im going to miss these silly boys!! )=

[TheMrsJacobBlack88]

Omg omg omg its Lars!!! (Ok hyperventilating) I want to see Lars in his donald duck swim trunks and feed me fresh pineapple!!!

[letsbeamazeing]

LOL.

Mickey Mouse shirt...

[cenakruegerlover]

best episode ever with craig & lars

[clique365]

i like captin crunch better

[jennygotguns67]

aww allen's gf is pretty (: i like how they put her in their sketches

[dorrito456]

out of the 117,914 i think im like half

[badassof2010]

OMG I AM SO GAY FOR THEM

[ocachisu]

Craig bein gangsta in his Mickey Mouse shirt heck yeah.

[amsardina]

"You gotta fu**ing man up! Get ya di** outa ya nose!"

[iluvtheocean10109]

lol!

[Kikomechan]

Is Craig wearing underwear under his boxers when he's sagging?

[TuRnINgThEcOrNeR94]

Omg Gangsta Craig! I'll Criss-cross your applesauce Mutha' BEEP!

[melanieprimo32]

lol there fighting about ceral

[deskjwet]

oh my god you are so going to hell

HAHAAH THIS IS MY FAVORITE ALLEN AND CRAIG SHOW EPISODE FTW

[AnnaKrueg3r]

Lars FTW makes me laugh so hard

[RoseBloodBlack]

5:29

poor craig

[1rd2hvn]

the best allen and craig episode ever! I could not stop laughing "I'll take you out to a seafood dinner" XD absolutely epic 

[21fireballman]

THE KEY TO A WOMAN'S HEART... IS THROUGH HER MOFOING EAR! XD

[MrsEdwardCullen1414]

Ohh Craig.

One day we will marry each other.

<3

[TLautlove13]

This is BY FAR, the best A&&C show everr.! lmfao

[888Marshmelow]

i'm so pissed. apparently FRED is gonna get his own tv show and Allen and Craig are way more popular than him. EvilIguanaProductions should have their own channel

[MissXena305]

Craigs not lame hes cute and he like to cuddle <3!

[RoseBloodBlack]

" Your so going to hell!"

[PurtyBoiii]

lmao iil criis cross ur apple sauce!

[ladida2001]

"darlin'. BITCH." LOL XD

[AnimeAndMangaFreak1]

wait, where's part 2? else, this ROCKS xD

[AnimeAndMangaFreak1]

wait, where's part 2?

else, this ROCKS xD

[pbnut]

possibly my favorite A and C. The haunted house sleep over is a close second.

[Sody222]

you gotta man up, get your dick out of your nose-lars

[X525Crossfire]

allen got his shirt off very quickly. i wonder what was going on in his scuffle with craig...

[SylarsBarbie]

LMFAO. by FAR the most epic Allen & Craig ep EVER! OMG i have seen it way to many times to count! xD

"I'm gonna kill you craig! I'M GONNA KILL YOU WITH A KNIFE!" xD

[sassysinger101]

My favorite line is definately when Lars says, "The key to a woman's heart is throught her motherf**king ears.....'Cause they all messed up and bullsh**!"

[iammclovin005]

criss cross my apple sauce

[888Marshmelow]

I love how craig's gangster look is wearing a shirt with mickey mouse on it :)

And lmao when he says "I'll crisscross your applesauce"

[olkaaaPL]

OMG ! I LOVE CRAIG ;D

His pants, and underware OMG XD my cheeks hurt from laughing

And he needs to sunbathe :)

what he had glasses!

OMG! I LOVE HIM :)

[SPkennykiller]

I'll criss cross your applesause. so funny

[zackfair73195]

These are like my favorite two episodes! Part 1/Part 2

[lilbaybeepink]

Lars is HILARIOUS!!!

[MrsBloodsucker]

haha "dude, allen, hancock fabrics is halfing a half off sale...i am SO there!"

[TheSolarSurfer]

lol, that's Lars from episode 12

[username95me]

GO CRAIG!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MioEinjeru]

Craig is soooooo White!!! he's soooo cute!!!!

[1234MicMann]

allen has the best fighting style

period

[zackfair73195]

Allen and Craig are great actors! We'll all miss you Allen!!!

[iluvjacobandharry7]

Omg craig looks ssssoooo funny dancing

[avrillevinefan26]

Wut happened to thowing up? xD

that wuz he signature move lol :) <3 craig

[njlover4553]

this one is one of my favorite allen and craig shows

[ShadesAtKnight]

So good when Craig tries the whole "Darling, BITCH" thing again on a girl in ep 11. So funny.

[Parrissv]

Craigs the best!!!! lol and i guess allen is also

[VocaloidMeiko11]

Was the person Craig picked up a man in a wig? O.o

[2headTV]

thats wat me and my friend dressed up like for halloween

[emerp2007]

"The way to a women's heart is through her ears" haha!

[Diamine11]

"Love Craig" LMAO

[Smanskytwins92]

hahaha i defianetely thought craig was gonna throw up in that girls mouth!!!!!!!! hahahh!

[X2Hazardz2X]

omg ur rite!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[harrypotterlvr1996]

i love you guys! but don't EVER laugh at the bible. Craig, you rock. Tell him.

[ponygrl14]

go preach somewhere else :P

[Virgostar285]

they wasted another good apple!

[DarkLordproduction1]

u are totally right

[paintsplater13]

HAHAHA!!! XD u guys are funny.

[YourFace117]

omg this is so funny

[horror411]

7:20 is HALARIOUS

[mollyolly1029]

"You can't have a gun in the neighborhoods!"

[twiluver1901]

hahahahaha love this ep

[KRFTY2002]

5:38

lmao.((:

[selenedcs]

7:26 MIckey Mouse!.. so freaking cute x)

[thekillerandi]

love this series but the best episode is #15

[dingdongplatypus]

fckin love this series.

[LUCKYGAL50]

haha this is soooooooooooo funny my fave episode!!!!!!!!

[rockachick909]

i vote captain crunch!! and craig ur hair has gotten long it looks good. why is allen always wearing that hat? hahah its funny

[LaDracul]

Come on, you weren't that bad, Ronnie. :)

[DaniClover14]

"Get out mah face!!" xD

[AirFlowsBlack]

This is my absolute favorite Allen and Craig Show episode EVERRR. Hahaha, my bestie and I quote this one to each other all the time.

And their video quality has gotten so much better...I didn't even realize it 'til I rewatched this today.

[witchking3434]

best two-parter ever.

[Hendter]

I luv your 24 poster =P <3

[girlievamp123]

... tony the tiger is much better haha

[ashleyx651]

haah i <3 u 2!

[TheVanillaMoon]

xD I love Craigs t-shirt... it has a mickey mouse on it and it makes him even cooler xD

"Darlin'... BIT**! I'm gonna take you to nice sea food dinna..." xD You can say that to me anytime guys :D

[xXxsilentheartbeatsx]

"I'm gonna criss-cross your apple sause!" lol

[coryjohnsonfan14]

Lars and Craig can say that to me anytime.

[dorrito456]

@coryjohnsonfan14 amen

[Hat0of0Hats]

get out mah face!! ...get out of my face? no no GET OUT MAH FACE!! ...uh get..out my face?

[sunshineisles2]

This was one of my favorites.

[iluveacting13]

"They should make a movie out of this!!!"

"You're going to hell. Oh my God."

[ladyYeniel]

lol, I should do my homework but I'm just watching this! I love them

[TheMrsJacobBlack88]

Haha Woohoo Lars! You are more then welcome to say that to me! Your so hot Lars!

[yourfaceisawapango]

oh my god, i just realized that the car on the far right is a mini-van. i love allen and craig.

[dmgpwnsall]

Yay, Craig!

[taylormountainman]

That shirt with mickey mouse makes him look like two bit from the outsiders...

[LazerGearStudios]

what is the song that lars and craig dance to

[kindersouth]

hahaha! craig has like barley any armpit hair

[4194ash]

omg. this one is my favorite.

:)

[zackfair73195]

Mine too lol. Episode 6 pwnz! This is my favorite internet show. "When you done in the bathroom" lol